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funny photo of two eggs with one comforting the other who has a cracked shell

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26 Comments on Write a Funny Caption For This Photo

  1. SCOUTFORLIFE1234 // February 20, 2025 at 8:49 am // Reply

    Oh Humty, I told you there was to bird inside of you.

  2. Hahahaha 👍 // February 18, 2025 at 5:31 pm // Reply

    Humpty,you sat on a wall.You also fell

  3. juju // February 18, 2025 at 10:29 am // Reply

    Who in the world cut your hair? Whoever cut it never go there again.😕

  4. Flatcapscout // February 17, 2025 at 7:26 pm // Reply

    I think young Sheldon used too much brain power!

  5. Soft-shell // February 17, 2025 at 3:59 pm // Reply

    The sky is falling!

  6. Hard-Shell // February 17, 2025 at 3:56 pm // Reply

    The sky fell on my shell!

  7. juju // February 17, 2025 at 3:02 pm // Reply

    Brown egg: “I’ve been cracked”
    White egg: “Did it hurt”?

  8. Nice Joe Green // February 16, 2025 at 11:35 am // Reply

    I need to whisk you to the hospital

  9. Nice Joe Green // February 16, 2025 at 7:59 am // Reply

    Oh, no. I have a feeling this is gonna end in an egg pun.

  10. Abbott&Costello // February 15, 2025 at 9:24 pm // Reply

    Did you hurt your poor widdle head?

  11. It’s Breakfast? // February 15, 2025 at 9:16 pm // Reply

    Oh, and it took out your nice little red E too!

  12. OIG // February 15, 2025 at 7:20 pm // Reply

    I’m so sorry… based on the eggamination, this injury is beyond repair.

  13. Apollo 13 // February 15, 2025 at 4:25 pm // Reply

    Does anyone else feel scrambled

  14. DA_SCOUT // February 15, 2025 at 4:18 pm // Reply

    Don’t worry! We all crack under pressure sometimes!

  15. Shorty // February 15, 2025 at 2:11 pm // Reply

    Where are all the King’s horses and all the King’s men?

  16. Mean Joe Green // February 15, 2025 at 8:28 am // Reply

    🥚=🍳

  17. Elliot The King Gamer // February 15, 2025 at 7:14 am // Reply

    That stupid Jerry! Not all eggs have candy in ’em!

  18. Mean Joe Green // February 14, 2025 at 7:02 pm // Reply

    I’m out of egg puns.

  19. Mean Joe Green // February 14, 2025 at 6:30 pm // Reply

    Pee Wee Harris, you make comics not copying Humpty Dumpty.

  20. Mean Joe Green // February 14, 2025 at 6:27 pm // Reply

    Hi kids it is time for analogies:
    firework is to explode
    pencil is to write
    egg is to yum

  21. Mean Joe Green // February 14, 2025 at 6:24 pm // Reply

    Uh Oh, your eyes are turning into chicken feet!

  22. Mean Joe Green // February 14, 2025 at 6:20 pm // Reply

    Whoever made those eggs must be really good with Playdoh.

  23. Mean Joe Green // February 14, 2025 at 6:15 pm // Reply

    I don’t know any egg puns, but I do know this isn’t Humpty Dumpty.

  24. Mean Joe Green // February 14, 2025 at 6:12 pm // Reply

    I got to wear a hat from now on.

  25. Mean Joe Green // February 14, 2025 at 6:10 pm // Reply

    Humpty Dumpty 2.0

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