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I can see my nest from here.
I defy you humans!
I don’t care! That’s only for people more than
50lbs.
You know technically I’m sitting
outlaw
Ha Ha, Rules are for humans.
I am a rebel
Wow! I can balance even better than humans!
D-A-N-G-E-R spells build nest here!
Ha! This is easy! Woah!
What a strange tree…
don’t worry I’m a pro
Danger is my first, my last, and my middle name.
I do not lose my balance.
Thug life
HAH! wittle putty cat can’t get me now!…wait…DOES HE HAVE A CHAIN SAW!!!! :O
(In Nelson voice) HA HA!
I thought they could read, but this one can’t
Are birds covered in the Guide to Safe Scouting?
I can’t read…..
What does this sign say?
Honey, we will build our nest right here! Nobody can reach us without loosing their balance!
that’s a man falling off a latter I’m not a man therefore I can stand on or above this step.
I’m a rebel!!!!
I’m not gonna budgie!
Heh, I’m too light for this thing to fall!
i am the all powerful danger bird!
Parakeet #1: Is it safe? Parakeet #2: Sure D-A-N-G-E-R, Safe! Parakeet #1:|:(
I’ll stand here anyways.
Oh, right. “Lose my balance”, uh-huh.
What sign?
I might lose my balance? Those signs don’t got nothing on me!
im sleepy dont wake me
oh boo ho
i’m sorry, i can’t read. i’m a bird
Ha, you can’t get me!!!😃
It’s not a rule, it’s a suggestion.
I’m not standing, I’m sitting.
Who has my hard hat!?
Aww!!! No birdseed!!!
haha in yo FACE kitty!
It’s obvious the man is falling off the ladder sideways. There fore, I’m good since it is vertical and I’m a bird.😄
You see, the picture is a MAN falling down. I am obviously a parakeet, so that is physically impossible to ever happen.
Finally! I got away from that cat! Wait… Is that a warning sign?!
Finally! I, Birdy, has climbed the tallest mountain in my house!
See ya later sky!
Police:Get that law breaker parrot down,NOW!
Parakeet:Too late!(Fly)Ha!now in constructing building!radioactive part!Who dares to come here?only parakeets survive radioactive!
I’m as light as a feather! LITERALLY! I’M COVERED IN FEATHERS!!
help!Im stuck up here oh wait I can fly
What a thrill! I’ve never been a rebel before.
Birdy can’t read birdy no listen
maybe I should try ballet. Somehow i find this easy to balance on
Can someone pass me the paint?This place needs a touch up job.
Why is everyone staring at me? At least there are no people up here, or cats.
“Polly, get down!!!!”
I’m perched, duh.
THEY LIED!!!!!!!!!!
Nonsense! i don’t have to listen to signs!
I guess birds can’t read, or maybe they just think they are the exception.
Wait a sec……..Why don’t I just FLY to the top?
Who cares? I’m a bird.
I wish i could read…… I hope i won’t lose Balance or Break the Law anytime soon!
does it count for parrots too?
I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!!!!!!
Catch me if you can, puddy tat!
Why doesn’t that human fly when he falls off the ladder.
Ha I’m not a stick figure!
BIRD BUILDER at your service
Yawn…
So boring!
I’m a rebel.
Breaking the law
Um…am i too heavy
what does that say?….uh oh it is upside down
Danger ha
Danger? Bah! I laugh in the face of danger! I eat danger for breakfast! I- WHOAH! AHHH!! *THUMP*
OK wene do I start painting
So long suckers
danger? HA! i’m a parakeet and I can do anything I WANT TO DO!!!!!!
polly wont fall polly wont fall
ha! dumb sign!
I an see the living room from here!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anybody know how to read? Anyone?
i just hate it when the WARNING signs are wrong.
Haha now that stupid cat can’t get me unless……..
What do you mean I can’t sit up here?
I aint gonna fall off
what huh? one second i was on ladder next on step?!
forget warning signs there to mainstream
Hah! I can’t lose my balance! This is as big as the Golden Feathered Bridge!
Hah! I can’t lose my balance! It’s as big as the Golden Feathered Bridge!
LOOK AT THE SIGN:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry everybody no more room is on the ladder
MWAH HA HA HA!!! I DON’T CARE ABOUT RULES! In fact, I BREAK THEM!!!!
who cares if I fall of, I’m as light as a feather.
Sure wish I could read
do not stand on or above this step
YOU CAN LOSE YOUR BALANCE
whatever i am a bird and birds can fly
must… get… to… top.
so what if it says not to stand here?
Im gonna be free. free falling
What? Nemo wasn’t afraid.
I AM A BIRD SCOUT!!!!!!!!!!!1!! I AM NOT AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably not the best place for a nest.
because i’m not a ‘chicken’.
Oh, i’m starting to feel a little bit drowsy…
Must… maintain… balance… and… serenity!
Skwak! Oops, he fell again… Im in trouble this time.
Okay… Now how do I get down!!???!
ha i told you i didnt lose my balance
told ya i could fly up here
DARN I`M SO HIGH UP DUDE!
Haha! I won the bet! Now you owe me half of your birdseed!
i must stand guard,i will get fired!
Hmmm…I’m not losing my balance!
Lose my balance?!? But its right here!!
who says i can lose my balance? i have dainty toes. and besides, if i do,i can fly.
Danger? Where?
You cant tell me what to do
hay bird did ya read the sign! you could loose your balance
What? No, of course I can’t read!
I NEED MORE PAINT!!!!
Must stand guard. Lives count on it.
too bad suckers,cause i can fly!
Uh, oops…
No danger for me! I have wings. No danger for me!
oops…owww!
Oops! sorry mommy! you know I cant read! oh, no! please dont ground me!
I am such a daredevil!
I will stay put like the decent folk.
“Danger!?! I HAVE SAT HIGHER IN A TREE!!! Idiots.”
Standing on it LIKE A BOSS
That’s right….I’m “Danger”. Don’t mess with me!
danger don’t stand on this too bad *stands on it*
im as stable on this lader or maybe its a tree
im a bird yo
Sorry!! Can’t read!!
This ladder is for mature peeps.Mommy said i can’t see mature things
gravity and sign…MEET YOUR MAKER!!!
flying is for lazy birds
HAHA! “Danger do not stand on this step” is my middle name! I mean, Danger.
I Know I am in danger, and it isn’t safe up here, but I cant read.
getting my daredevil badge
Are you kidding me? This step is more stable than a three-dimensional arc…yes, I did take physical engineering…
Well, I guess this sign is wrong. Does it look like I’m losing my balance? No. Whoever made this sign is such a liar.
Lose my balence? Birds never lose their balence.
I im flieing without flaping my winings
bird, do you have wings? because you shouldn’t have to climb a ladder!
i’m the boss and i’m incharge of this construction zone. and don’t you try to mess with me.
ha I laugh in the face of danger! as my owner says.
DANGER?! HA! I’M DANGERBOT! I’M DOING THE DISASTER DASH! I’M… falling. SPLAT like Pedro when he misses a pancake…
Don’t push me over cause im close to the edge I’m trying not to lose my head
(to person on sign)Of course i can get down. I’m just doing it for media exposure
(giant crowd below)
Well I won’t fall off the latter will I?
I batman’s sidekick with a new identity: PARAKEET!
What would you do for a klondike bar?
lose balance? I’ll take that as a dare!
Wait, what does danger mean again?
why did I get a job as a carpenter
i do not know the meaning of danger! i mean, really. what’s it mean?
And they said I couldn’t do it!
As you all know I am your construction superviser, and befor we get going, we are going to go a few safety rules that are one this chart under me.
Ya that’s right I’m a pro.
Red sign = good.
Too bad Polly I won truth or dare this time.
Poly: I’ll get you next time!
I won the dare oyu owe me a bird seed sunday.
SQUAWK! To you this is only three feet, but to me it feels like I’m on a SKYSCRAPER! HELP! Oh wait, I can just fly off.
Where in the world is “this point'”? FOR ALL I KNOW “THIS POINT” COULD BE FIFTY FEET BELOW SEA LEVEL!!!!
Whats this red for? d-a-n-g-e-r dang-er? weird.
Uh oh, this looks bad. Too bad I can’t read.
I can’t read.
Why do I feel like I’m not doing what I’m supposed to be doing? All I know is that my owner is coaxing me down with… Crackers!!!
balance..hmph im a bird
Hmmmm, it doesn’t say the weight limit… I’m only 20 pounds!
Does this mean our species has advanced in the Space Race?
dont tell me what to do sign!
HEY! this ain’t pizza hut and what does this sign say i sure wish i could read
Chirp! Don’t record your voice on a ladder. Chirp.
Who’s laughing Now, Humans?!
I’m king of the world!
I go where no other parrot has gone before!!!
come on, try and get through me
hmm…danger must that mean have fun like the guy in the picture.
I am going snowboarding like the guy in the picture.
Rules, ha, who needs em’
I’m a rebel.
…is this safe for bird’s,not cat’s
Its okay.I’m 3,456,789,123,465,768 years old.I WANNA DIE!
When a birds gotta paint, a birds gotta paint!
Is this why i failed English?
the sign, is wrong
I don’t care ’cause I can see my cage from up here!
Who cares? I can fly!
SWACK! What the heck is going on here!SWACK! I want to go back to Rio!
Shhhhhh. I’m pretending that I’m a Bald Eagle So Be Quiet
I’m about to go skydiving! Woo-Hoo!
This is sqwawkin awesome!!!!!!!
I think I just climbed into the death zone of mt. ladder.
the guy in the picture looks like hes having a good time let me try it
I am an aweseome danger bird of awesomeness. Did I mention i’m awesome?
I’m the amazing lightweight being!
Here kitty just go one step above me.
hmmm it shows a human falling so if im not human that picture doesnt mean anything to me right?
da-ang-er? i wonder what that means/
here kitty! kitty! kitty!
Here, kitty, kitty, just one more step…
the ladder is a liar, because i’ve been living up here all my life and i haven’t fallen off here all my life
hmmm. I think that whoever built this ladder was inacurate in drawing the bird.
I resent this prejudice.
Here, kitty kitty. Come and get me… heh heh.
did anyone read the sign?
Welcome to mount death gift shop and cafe.Warning unstable rocks.
I don’t CARE what that sign says, i’m a brid
ah nothing like a nice beautiful morning up on the danger zone. wait what?! well at least i have wings an did not fall. my friends said i would fall. hah!
Now who’s the birdbrain “sqwak” I showed them it’s not dangourgres.
I rise above danger. Literally!
Ha!! They said I would fall!!
What, i can’t have a giant birdhouse?
lucky im not a human who would fall
I’m king of the world!
Look at all those humans trying to get up here. What- is there a sign that says they’ll fall? No.
Now Ive really got a birds eye view
YIPES Ive never gone skydiving
Look out below.
Does this go for birds too?
why do i even need a ladder???
Ohhhh yeah, I won the Parrot Climing contest (pcc)
That’ll teach Jon to go for my birdseed….
I’m a daring stunt-parakeet. (Crowd) Yeaaaaa!
why is the bird on the ladder!?he can fly for crying out loud!
It’s ok guys! I’m a trained proffesional!
Bah! I’ve been doing gymnastics for almost 7 years now. This is noth- Woah!
it isn’t bad luck if you fly under a ladder right
Humans are SO not balanced !I’ve been up here for an hour. No! Not the wind! No? It’s a tornado in the distance? RUN!!!
Only humans fall off this step,not me,my mommy says i’m clumsy,clumsy means I never fall off of anything!
Warning, what warning?
poly want a hamer
hey Hey im working here
No, Max, I’m not giving you your ladder, even if you need it for engineering merit badge.
I think I heard a putty tat!
Ya just need to take risks.
I don’t read signs, so I’m not gonna read what’s below me.
How did I get up here????
oops
I REALLY HOPE I DONT FALL INTO THE BIRD BATH WITHOUT MY SWIM TRUNKS
I think I willl spend the whole vaction HERE!
Hey, Jimbob! This is better than the nest!
Cats can not climb laders can they?
i’m a bird scout i don’t fall
Come up here mr. hunter!
the label wasnt printed right
“oh yeah dare devil in training”.
Well,nobody said this was dangerous;I was just trying to escape kitty here!
whats so bad about standing six inches above the other step?
danger!? wait a minute i’m a bird i can fly duh
And here I am on top of the Boy’s Life HeadQuarters. Hey there’s the Game Guru turns out he judges games by there cover!
Ha ha! I win! Oops, you fell. Bob? BOB? Oh dang it.
NO!! Don’t do it Jim! Don’t jump! Oh no… disgusting.
I”M GOWING TO JUMP (crowd) YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eh, I’ll take my chances
Ha ha cat. were not serving bird today.
Bet you cant get me here,Bill. Oh man,you can. Better fly for it.
Who says this isn’t safe, the label? Oh.
Not looking down,not looking down,not looking down…
ready….. jump
And he’s going- one leg- he’s bending over-and whoa he falls what a pity.
Why do people keep on trying to shoo me away, why!? I just want to make my nest!
I woner if i will fall eventualy
What are YOU looki’n at? It’s not like I’m going to fall off reading the label or anything.
I’m makin’ Spidey jelous
how do you get to the top?
(read read) First of all it’s a human falling. Second, I am sitting.
“I’m living on the edge,” said the teetering bird!
I’m going on tweeter so I can tell the other birds I’m doing a high
dive.
I’m building a house
hand me a screwdriver.
HEY JOE! I did it and I told you I could. What? another pack of birdseed to go a step higher? I don’t know…..
imma just gonna sit here and rest…
don’t you just love it when they stop working?
what is so dangerous about the bird
I’ll show them that bird doesn’t need wings to get up here!
You can stand and you will fall, I can stand and I won’t fall!
I hope my wings aren’t clipped!!!
what does [D,A,N,G,E,R] mean oh well
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t fly………..why did you clip my wings?
i always knew i had enough balance to join the circus.
I found the diving board, now where’s the swimming pool?
I won! I went higher
I really need to learn how to fly.
I’m a daredevil!
I really need to learn how to fly.
wait! what did that sticker say???
TAKE ME TO YOUR BIRD SEED….-MR.ROBOT
suicide parakeet
I wonder what this sign says?
Balance has nothin on me!
does this mean i am going to die
Hey people Im a building parakeet!Cool huh.
Im an exception
It has a picture of a human not a parrot. Anyway I don’t even know what it says!
how far down is the pool? Well…i’l go anyway.
It isn’t a pirate’s shoulder, but it will do.
okay. here goes nuthin…
POWER OF WINGS!
now, for the finale, i will FLY!
10 bucks I can go higher.
betcha cant catch me!
GET ME DOWN NOW
why’d I sign up for this job? i’m not a construction parakeet
well i am a ‘para’keet shouldn’t i have a ‘para’chute or should i write a ‘para’graph
Wow, you can see the four major rainforests from here, Ucaw, Macawerado, Amazona, and New Peacocko!
Ladder Bird: Hey boys, they think I’m in trouble.
Friend: Ha! Trouble is your middle name!
Friend 2: Trouble is your middle name? I though it was Josh!
they must think everyone is superstitious
Well ,I shouldn’t fall, The sticker shows a HUMAN falling!
you know i can’t ahhhhhh! ow! read.
Hey guys, im just sitting here waiting on paint to drop so I can look like a lion and scare all my friends on the way to school!
Some of my fellow bird buds call me dare devil dean, but my motto is: if you don’t fall or get injured right away, you will be fine!
I’m not standing, I’m perching.
OK! I am keeping my balance like a bird!
just if i could read… it looks important.
don’t look down, don’t look down…
Quick, let’s paint it purple with green strips.
BirdMan ready for action. (Pet store’s Christmas Card)
hey i wonder what this sign says
I can see my cage from here!
time to do the high dive! Get a picture of this!
I was a bodyguard untill a wizard came along…
look everyone! I’m going under and see! no bad luck! in your face superstition bird! HA! HA! HA!
look mama, i got up on this thingga ma jigger all by my self so i can play bird watch,come join me!
on top of the ladder, all covered in dust ….
some heck of a perch!
Now, where’s the construction manager?
hold on! Let me tweet this!
cop bird “Get down from there the law says you cant climb up there.”
Rebel bird ” Why I’m a bird I can fly away at the last moment?”
Cop bird ” Oh yeah right you can always do that uh carry.”
Okay, the policeman is looking the other way, now I can step on the ladder, and if he does look this way, he won’t make me come off this ladder because I’m a cute parakeet, and I can get away with anything…
“I will NOT LOSE MY BALANCE!!!!!”
The painter won’t see me up here!
PARAKEET PROTEST won’t come down until I get my cracker!!!
Lose my balance! Heck no I stand on telephone wires all day!
Hey I thought their was alfalfa up here dang it!!!! 🙁 …maybe Pedro dosen’t eat it maybe alfalfa is not real!?!?!
Aw, I’ve stood on many things!
Aw, who cares about me falling! I’ve stood on many things!
“The new bird kicked me out of the cage”!!!!!!!
Nobody will ever find me!!!!!!
Birdman, the protector of the house watches from above.
I saw batman doing this so I’m doing this
halo birds capture the steps O.o
duh i don’t need to stand or fall im a bird so i can just fly
Exactly why they have a human falling off the ladder.
I am light as a feather, it won’t collapse
Ha,cat!(to the tune of “Can’t touch this)squawk squawk squawk squawk, squawk squawk,squawk squawk can’t touch this!(that’ll be my new ringtone!)(texting)OMG!Gotta fly!It’s Mr.Whiskers!
Hmmm whats this say? hmmmm…(bends over) Hmmmm “do not stand on or AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Ha! Try and get me now you pesky snake!
someone save me! i’m afraid of heights!
Who says a bird can’t perch on a ladder?
AND NOW FOR THE FEATURE ACT, POLY WILL ATTEMPT TO DIVE IN TO HER WATER DISH FROM THE TOP STEP OF THIS EIGHT FOOT LADDER…….
Sorry I can only read spanish!
Good thing I can’t read (:
well,I proved my owner wrong.
come up here! and try to get me down you pesky human!
Sign? what sign? I don’t see anything here. Where?
Silly ole humans told me not to stand at the top,and I can balance my self they can’t 🙂
Ha,whose talking now me? Oh wait i can’t talk but I can think
Wow, I’ve never been so low down in my life.
Who cares, I can Fly!
what do these strange markings mean?
It’s to bad I can’t read!
I want my food back!!! I hated the movie “Birds and their Food”!!!!
Those humans mever take BIRDS into account. I feel perfectly fine, thank you.
Hmmmm….. That picture shows someone falling off. I wonder if that persons okay?
what’s that sign say anyway?
rawk polly on a ladder rawk
What’s this say? Too bad I can’t read. Well, I better get set up. I’m gonna be here a while.
Hey cat! If you try to get me now, you’ll lose your balance!
IF IT FALLS I CAN FLY
i want to fly up the ladder.
Hey buddy! i found another great perch! come perch with me!
humans have bad balence
HA NOT ME
Can’t wait to tweet this: “Like, Omigosh, being a daredevil at the top of a ladder.”
It’s chilly up here.
I’m looking at you pedro!
This is danger?! Hah! My grandmas house is higher than this!
I love climbing
he wants to risk his life.
strange, mom usualy takes the front door. anyway at least i can see her from here!
ready,aim,FIRE…SPLATTTT
birds have balence.HA HA
I love scaring people off this latter!
Bob the Bird: Us birds were meant to be above. There is no chance of falling.
Birdy Beth: I beg to differ because you will fall when I push you.
Hey, dude, the sign says you might fall: It didn’t say “Beware of hunters even though you are in the middle of a metropolis.”
Danger! HA! I laugh in the face of danger. Whoa, whoa. Oh, no… I wish I believed signs.
I will skydive from this very low thingy!
Why is nobody over here?
Its so scary i could… uh oh look out below, SPLAT! i dont think hes going to be happy about that. 🙁
Meanwhile, the parrot stands on the ladder doing, uh… something, completely unaware of the danger sign.
Come on you guys! Just a few more steps till you get to the top of Mt. Ladder
no i cant go have pizza with you guys im on guard duty
hey guys that pig is taking my eggs again, GET THE SLING SHOT
What does it mean about danger. There’s no danger about this thingy.
I know it says its dangerous but do I care.No. I’m a darebirdy looking for trouble. Now shoo-shoo. I must do a darebirdy thing.
I can see the whole room from up here.
what danger sign?
I don’t see a danger sign
I hope its not telling the future
i wish i could skate up here with my skateboard
That warning label worries me…I’ll probably get a black eye. WAIT!! I already have a black eye so it probably will not give me one:)
WHEW…I FINALLY escaped that angry guy….I shouldn’t have pooped on his new car;0
hubabuba… she’s cute!
danger angrybirds above
Polly wanna hammer! Polly wanna hammer!
We birds don’t lose our balance.
Be quiet! I’m trying to work!
I hope he’s not falling off the ladder now!
why are they laughing-what ever
It says you CAN lose your balance, so it’s a 50-50 chance.
Does this sign refer to birds and humans?
Or just humans?
ha! If no people are allowed on this step, then I can stand here without being annoyed!
This is The Stairway To Heaven! 1 hour later…This is the Stairway To Heaven? I don’t think so! I hope Heaven will be closer tomorrow!
where did i put my paint?
I know my brother is up here.
sign-sign-every where a sign
one tweety cracker for me ome giant step for bird kind
does that say what I think it says!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wonder what that says?!!!!!!!
CRASH-I see birdies
well there are no crackers up here
Come on guys!Keep working!
look at that sign people,it shows a person falling, not a bird,so i dont have to be carefull!
I feel bad for that guy on the ‘danger’ picture.
im not paying attention to the sign!!!
its tweet up here!!!
weird
i wonder where that tweet robin could be
well this is the advanced way of building a nest right?
Ooh,pretty stickers….
Polly wants to fall,aawk,Polly wants to fall!
HA HA king kong. wheres your empire state building now?
do we have to do this “twiny hunt” for a egg
i could have flown but this takes more time to get up oh wait reverse thinking wait what did i just do?
I wonder what this says? Probably nothing important.
I stare at you from up hare!
look ma, no hands!!!
nice veiw… i wish i had some seeds up here!
hummm that looks important…. i wish i could read human talk….
what does that say….. crash
pshaw! i have great balance, I would never fall off any- AAAAHHHhhh
He, He. I’m standing on the top step.
Jerry: Hey Bob!You might want to stop climbing!
Bob: Why?
Jerry: Read that sign.
Bob: Ah poop. Now I rally wish I could read.
ha ha! i told you i could fly higher!
din’t you read danger
you guys owe me “tweet” toot crakers
i mean crackers
I don’t get it
help! ooo i can see nest
one small clap for me one giant flap for the future birds
this guy wants to be mr coll in front of the ladies and win their hearts
warning dont go above this step you may lose your balance … that sounds safe, ill go up
I Chirp in the face of danger!
I fly for danger!
I sure don’t wanna to be that guy.
Dude thy want you to write about the BIRD’S point of veiw. Not yours.
Well, the parakeet could be thankful that he’s not the guy on the warning label.
I told you I could get up here, uhhhhhh wait guys,,,,,,, im stuck
Wow! This really makes me wish I could read.
The warning picture shows a guy and I’m a bird. I’ll go above this step.
hey i can see my house from here!!!
I peck at danger
i THINK he wants to change a light
bulb.
Does that warning apply to workers four and a half inches tall?
Steped to high
Why fly when you can climb this is easy.
No cats will find me up here.
where is my nest
Hey, why is that person getting bigger?!
Once again I am not haunted by the reality of injuries
Hey! I thought they said that the penthouse had a bird’s eye view! I want my money back!
Ooooohhhhhh. I wonder what that little stick guy is doing?
“Help I can’t fly with out my mom!”
HAHAHA! I can be on here and you can’t! HAHAHA!
some warning! I can go to the top
DOES THAT PICTURE LOOK LIKE ME?NO!SO IM NOT WORRIED.
That cracker was not worth it,guys!!!!!!
what does that sign say? i cant read ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What in the heck does THAT SAY??????????????
dont get on this or you will fall kill your self.
one small leap for me
one giant tweet for bird kind
one for small claw for me
one giant tweet for bird kind
What Does that Mean ?
What That is a fake oh snap Im not going to stay im gonna fall!!!
Watch out!!! Amazing flightless bird coming through!
A brave bird,one that would risk its life for a comfortaable place to sit.Also one that has the most dangerous places to perch and a very fatal decision that is natruly avioded by any smart people.
GET OFF!!! GET OFF!!!! NOW!!!!!
Why does that warning label say that this is a ladder? The house seller said that this was a house. Darn…I got cheated again. 🙁
YIKES!! There is a HUMONGOUS great dane down there and it is looking VERY hungry 😮
okay..don’t panic and don’t look down.Oops! I looked down…SHRIEK!
Unknown to most Americans, OSHA has been quietly training a flock of vicious parakeets to enforce its workplace safety regulations.
Heed the warning! I’ll peck anyone who steps on my perch.
What kind of cage is this?
Maybe i should call 911, oh, wait, i forgot my cell phone.DRAT!!!
I DID THE IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Are you remodeling my cage? Sweet! But I can fly away any moment since I’m on this ladder and be free.
Hey guys look at the funny joke on the ladder
Bird: I’m the dangerous.Heh Heh.Don’t step on me or you’ll lose your balance.
Bird: I’m the danger. Heh Heh.
I wish i brought my nintendo up here, because i am soooooooo bored !
“Mom! Look how high I am! I can see our house,school,the library,Dad,…Hey!theres a cracker over there!!”
Hey, I thought rules were meant to be broken.
I can fly silly!
I THOGH I SAW A PUTTY TAT
if i fall i can fly.human cant do that.me am POWER-FULL.
“Fall off something this close to the ground? Ya right! I sleep on a power line!”
Maybe i should call 911 ,oh i dont have a phone, DRAT!!!!
I should have brought my I-phone up here.
Look mom, I’m on top of the world, and to think that macaw called me puny.
i cant fall but i can fly
Ya know, maybe i shouldn`t have eaten that lat nut. Nice kitty…
I’m a rule breaker by profession.
Hey Ma, look! No hands!
“I could lose my balance”? HA! I’ve been WAY over this step!
“Why do you even need ladder ever heard of flying?”
Hey, I see my iPod!
HELP SOMEBODY..NO NOT THE PIGON.Man SOMEBODY…….
How will I get down? Wait! I can Fly! But I did break my wings after entering the elephant exhibit at the zoo…
I know the craker landed up here somewhere…
They Were cutting down my tree. So I am living here. Hey! Get Off! Scawk!
Kids. Don’t try this at home Unless it is your home.
Who cares? Cats?
Hey Kitty! Bird got your tounge?
“Timber!”
HMMMMM. WHAT HAPPEND THE LAST TIME I BUILT A NEST NEAR A CAUTION SIGN?
Alright, this is easier than flying!
I thought my cage had walls and a ceiling
What does that say d-a-n-g-e-r what danger?! Not another hawk!
Hey, I can see my house from here!
I’m remodeling.
Those warnings don’t refer to me. See the little stick figure? Does that look like a bird to you?
“Bah! Who cares. I’m a bird. Not a human. Uh Oh. I think I’m losing my grip.
NOOOOO,I’M FAAALLING! Oh yeah, I forgot I could fly for a second there.
“Mom, I don’t care what the rules say.” “It says throw your hands in the air and I don’t care what the rules say”!!!!!
Come and get me kitty! I see you … RUNNING!
I RULE THIS LADDER!!! HI CRACKER!!!
Come and get me cat!
In my family, impertinence is a good character trait.
“Let’s see what this says, ECNALAB RUOY ESOL NAC UOY .petS sihT evobA rO nO dnatS toN oD? What’s that supposed to mean.
You know, there’s a great view of the kitchen from up here at night.
I can’t reach the next step!
Hey look! I can see my cage from here!
I live on the edge, dudes!
well neiner, neiner, neiner, I’m not falling
I can see the door from here!
Trust me, my cousins accident convinced me to practice keeping my balance.
you humans may have thumbs but i have wings
Since when are trees made of metal?
“Ohh man they took a pic. of my bad side,man!”
“Don,t stand on this step, you can fall”. dude. I climb onto branches way thinner than this to check on the family
Come on kitty…only a couple more steps…
i wouldve flew but you know thats
more tireing
HOW DID I GET UP HERE!!!! LET ME DOWN HUMANS YOUR MEAN
I am not going to lose my balance. What do you think I am, a pigeon?
Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Come and get me!!!
Now where did that mean ol’ putty tat go???
I don’t care about conquering my fear of hights. This is as high as I’m going. I could lose my balance!
I don’t care about conquering my fear of hights. This is as high as I’m going.
Scared? Who, Me?
I’m going to lose my balance! Oh yeah. I can fly.
Just because humans are scared to come up here doesn’t mean they have to make excuses!
let me see, i need to get to Bluebird and i’m on Flamingo
Pishaw! I’m not falling! They’re lying!
the bird scouts of america said this how to get EAGLE
I thought they said the sky is the limit!
what what warnings?, all I see are big red signs. I mean big red signs are fun,… right?
So what, I can fly!
Noooooooo, I don`t want to fall but I can`t get down to the next step
WHAT DANGER?I DONT SEE ANY DANGER
I believe the saying goes, “Small steps for man, one giant flight for the feathered kind.” Something like that.
nice view from up here
If I climb high enough, I can reach the window, and then I’ll be Free!!!
Hmmm, well, it looked like my cage from a distance.
I’m walking under a ladder cause I’m immune to bad luck.
It’s Polly! The interior decorator!
Stand on the step that says clearly not to? challenge accepted…
wow,no danger up here
i love the view. I can see my nest from hear!
i love this place.
THIS IS MY NEST!i YOU TOUCH IT YOUR DEAD!!
help ,help i am stuck up on the roof and can’t get down.so HELP!!!
”Wow it’s such a good view up here, I wonder what that picture was below me, maybe a picture of a good view?”
What does it matter if I lose my balance? I can fly can’t I?!
Take that, warning sign!
Why do the people who make these ladders put warning signs on these. People…whoa. That was a close… ahh. Now I see why they put those signs on there.
nice view from up here
I’m such a rebel going on the ladder.
what… who wrote this jiberish
Im light as a feather!
I know I shouldn’t be up here but I can see so many worms
Don’t worry.If I fall I’ll fly to safety,earth nerds.
Am I suppose to peck on this?
PSSSSSST Hear me…………
DANGER! DANGER! I’m living on the edge! I’m DANGER BIRD
Man I thought it was seven up not seven stories up.
I was born for danger!!!!
This warning is for humans only.
What do you mean, I didn’t read the sign? I can’t read!
Those human, all safety, no fun. Just danger danger danger signs everywhere
What was that about losing my balance? What’s balance? Sheesh…….These humans- whoa, I’m falling!!!!!!! BALANCE, HELP ME, WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!!!!
“Great! I can see LOTS of crackers from up here!”
I’m a’ comin cracker
Its not my fault I can’t fly… but I can still climb!
bad luck for birds? yea, right! (i hope paint doesn’t fall on me).
Wow, this is what it feels like to sit 3 feet in the air.
sure hope i do not fall off i am really high up
I think there was a cracker up here somewhere.
what warning sign?
Ninja Parakeet finds the perfect place to hide and become one with his surroundings. No one can see, hear, or taste the super-awesome bird from his cave. His is still as a stone…
Ugh! I have an itch!
Can’t Read! Cant Read! Swak! Swak! Can’t Read!
Don’t look down, don’t look down… Ohhh there’s some pretty bird thats staring at me!
hey come get me and im not losing balance!
” I wonder what that squiggly stuff is about? probably how good a perch this is: so easy to climb, and absolutely no danger of falling!
Hey what does this say? “Do stand on this step,YOU CAN’T FALL” Well that sounds safe
I am NOT your boyfriend!!
Ithought there was a cracker up here somewhere……
I don’t care if you love me, I’m NOT coming down!
Ok, human, now step down. I’M working on the roof, not you!
“I knew I shouldn’t have taken the elavator”
Polly want literacy?
my midle name is danger
Warnings aren’t for me!
Man! What a great view!
They’ll never find me up here.
I am the amazing tight rope walker!Wait a second this is a latter!Aw now I cant be famous.
“I AM THE AMAZING BALANCING BIRD ON A LATTER!!!!Wait a second there is a cracker some place here OH!yum yum yum!
i am the amazing bird balencer
“Didnt dad say something about NOT going up here? Something about balance?”
one little paret jumping on the lader he fell off and bumped his head mommy called the doc an the doc said no more parots jumping on the ladder
bak bak get bak back whoa i am losing my balance ahhhhhhh
danger im lifting
what? you talking to me?
Hey George, you owe me 20 bucks. I won the bet by standing on a unbalenced dangerous ladder, now give me my 20 bucks! Give me my $20 before I fall!!!
Oh yeah, and you said i would fall, silly silly humans
Danger- Doesn’t apply to parakeets
I always did like skydiving…
so what if i cant climb up there i can fly
This is the best perch ever, and I just love these pretty designs
I can see my cage from here!
It’s great not knowing how to read, I feel so free!
is that man trying to fly?
I think those signs are crazy! What are they for?!? Taking away resting places?!?
and now pronounsing perry the parakeet and his swinging beat I throw my sandwich at the subway guy sayin ayo i orderd mayo.
Al right! A coulpe more steps up to the nest
danger! bird abord
Take that Danger sign!
“Oh my gosh! I’m gonna make those humans fall! Just like in that picture! (I will knock them off)
Dangit! I have an itch on my tail feather!
Ha! I won the bet, now give me my cracker!
i eat danger for seeds
im a bad bird, dont wanna mess with me!
HEY YOU!!!Mad scientist squirrel!Iwant to know everything about how you made a non-gullible parakeet like me climb up this ladder!
Look,I don’t care what the sign says,so I can stay up here as long as I want!Wait,I have a broken wing. SOMEONE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE PAINLESSLY!!!please?
I know my brother is up in here.
i need life insherins
when a birds gotta paint, a birds gotta paint!
The sign said no people, not no birds.
Look out! Evil Knevel Parrot is doing his ladder climbing dare!
oh no…the owner sees me!
American literacy: 95%. Bird literacy: an obvious and unfortunate 0.
I wonder when mom will teach me how to read?
finally! now they can see how pretty I am!
oh i can balance
You talking to me?
Humans may fall but not me I have balance
If only that other female parakeet would come up here……..
How am I supposed to fix that lightbulb if I’m not allowed to go any higher than this?
Danger of falling over… HA!… CRASH!¡!¡!
See? I told you I wouldn’t get seven years of bad luck!
Owner of ladder,”Is that black and white paint or bird poop on my ladder.”
Look I can see the bottom!
“Oh yeah. I’m bad.”
I’m not the dangers bird……
C’mon guys! Throw the ball up here!
Let’s see… How did Tweety do it?
what a nice vew.
I have lots of pritty colors that the humans will see me so they will not step on me!
Polly says human obay warning or fall like picture…TWEET
I was told there was a cracker up here somewhere.
polly want a broken Back?
Danger, attack bird on ladder
Hey! I’m a parakeet! Now I just need to be a parachute!
this is what i would do for a Klondike Bar
wonder what’s with the human falling…
Watch out for the paint!!!!!!!!
Whats this? I am not losing my balance. I bet that I could stand on the top and not lose it.
This looks like a good place to start the summer vaction.
Just a little higher to the bird seed cookie jar…
Ha, the picture only shows a human, so the warning must only apply to humans, not birds!
If I’m can’t stand on or above this step then why did they put it here?
This is better than going UNDER the ladder!
geronimo!!!!!!
This is one hard tree!
“Oh well I’m not standing on the step, and by the way where am I going to put that nest “
No danger here.
Signs can’t tell me what to do.
D-A-N-G-E-R???? I never was good in spelling class.
were you guys saying something about losing my balance?
Ha HA! Take that clutsy humans!Not only can we poop on you,but we don’t have to balance because we can fly!World domination will be easy!
This is the easiest way to get onto AFV!
ohhh now it makes sense why there’s a picture of a human, they will fall not me:)
i think its peeking a sign
if they put signs on ladders but not on trees then mother nature needs a saftey check.
whats R-E-G-N-A-D oh well. whaa! someone should put a warning here.
could a parrot relly climb a ladder? i thought parrots talk.
the bird thinks to get a bag of chips
come here,little birdy! come look at my workshop! want to be a member?
Just don’t look down! No! Stop looking down!
What? This is preposterous! I’m a fowl with a middle name, “Danger!” There’s no way I can fall, I can fly!
“oh no! now I have bad luck!
The person who angrily dumped the ladder here said that it was “for the birds.” They certainly weren’t kidding…
Target sighted!Ready to poop!:)
why whould I lose my balance I can fly
GETTING TO A NEST IS HARD STUFF UHOH
“I wish that my Friend Ian was here, he’d appreciate a donut”
“It says Caution, C-A-U-T-I-O-N!”
i love that parakeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know how to read.It says:d a n g e r.
I hate My job.Every time a human reads the sines i have to repeat. Hmmm…What is this picture of? I GOT AN IDEA!
Human:Danger do not stand on or above this step you will loose your ballance
Parrot:Clumsy clumsy humans!!
IT says you CAN lose your balance, not you will lose your balance smart one
B-A-L-E-N-C-E. That spells balence! Look im tightrope walking
Dangare. what the heck?????
Anything a man can do- A BRID CAN DO BETTER!
Im standing on the step. why dose it say D-A-N-G-E-R on it? Go figure?
This is a nice resting spot I do hope the twoleggers will make me more colorful as before!
who says i’ll lose my ballace, i’m a bird for haevens sake!
Hah! I laugh at the signs of Danger!
I love being on the wrong step!
he’ll never find me over here
Just…. one …. more ….step!!! AAH! Im falling
PFFFT, balance hahahaha, oh wait your serious
“ha Brian,I told you I could make it to the top”
Here I sit like a bird on the ladder! Bird on the ladder! Bird on the lader! Here I sit like a bird on the ladder! Waiting for me to fall…
Danger? danger? danger? I laugh when I am is danger! Uh-oh I just laughed!
I’m Falling!? Birdonemo!!!! (Geronimo)
OH? So it says I can fall? That is imposible! Uh-oh, Aiiiiiii!!!!!
losing balance am I???
I can’t read English signs it looks like the letters D, A, N, G, E, R
I think it’s a good thing I can’t read!
I’m sure glad I’m not the guy below me
Danger, HAHA. I laugh at danger
Hey this sign is wrong!
What is that? A guy walking on a ladder bridge? That has nothing to do with the Italian word “danjeeaair”.
Boy,I must be a birdbrain, sitting up here
I don’t care i’m a bird! And I can’t find my balance!
getting bad luck from going under the ladder is overrated
hey everyone told me to not go up here!!!! I’m fine!!!!
lets see d-a-n-g-e-r ok i got to go now wait what does danger mean
i hope i dont fall and get bad luck. then that would be bad….what if theres a black cat!?
Either that cat is hungry, or it is very interested in reading my stickers.
I’M FREEEEEE!!!
OOOOH, WHAT AN INCREDIBLE VIEW
OOOOH, LOOK AT THE FIREWORKS FROM HERE!!!
Why is that construction worker giving me a funny look?
Watch out below, i’m going to jump!!!
Not as comfortable as my old perch, but better than nothing
I’m not going to go down one step, the cat is there!
I’m not underweight, I’m overtall.
Why do they tell me I can fall now?!
Oh Look I’m in Danger. La La La I’m in Danger! NOT! Man, these people really don’t know that much, do they?
What does that say? Let’s see…Dang-er. Is that some guy who cusses all the time?
The NFA (Non-Flyers-Anonymous) handbook said nothing about how to get down from ladders with a… R-E-G-N-A-D sign on it…
“Ha! I can read! R-E-G-N-A-D it says… Must be a renegade latter!
im a weyt less bird that dos sent obey the rules
I’ts a good thing superstitons do’nt apply to birds!
I cannot lose my balance. I never found it
First of all I’m sitting secondly if I fall I can fly away
Me no standing on step. Me sitting on step.
Yeah, right.
The sign only says “You can lose your balnce”, not “You will lose your balance”
I tried to lose my balance, but I just can’t
what! I wont lose my ballance im a bird for goodness sake!
if you disobey the rules then i’ll peck you untill you cant see!
Dude, What the heck does the reddish color mean? lets see, D-a-n-g-e-r hmmmmm doesn’t ring a bell.
if i do lose my balance and fall off, i’ll just fly off calling “danger!” what? its says it on the sign.
Hmmm, what does this say… ‘Please stand on or above this step, you can’t lose your balance.’ Seems good to me!
I am not on top of the world,but am at least on top of the underworld.
I haven’t reached my goal of getting on top of the world,but I am at least on top of the underworld.
With these wings, I can even break the rules!
Maybe I should get down… I think it says something about ‘losing balance’
sometimes your the pigeon , sometimes your the statue .
This is not my new bird bath!!?
OSHA says “No.”
Love the view, not afraid of heights, one problem…MY MIO, COUSIN OF RIO. WE ARE BOTH MEMBERS OF NON-FLYERS ANONYMOUS.
” The picture shows a PERSON falling not a bird I must be okay!”
whoa! close one
Don’t step on me!
3 down. 1 to go!
Catch me if you can coppers!!
Beat that!
Polly like danger
hey, the person that fell didn’t you read the warning on the ladder?
What is that guy doing on the label? Surfing?
Oh, they say you get bad luck if you walk under a ladder huh? I can balance on this even with the most terrible luck.
Who said birds aren’t dangerous?
why are all these people yelling at me? is it because i can’t read?
Safety is too overrated.
I bet you’re wondering amI going to jump off or not. Well I don’t know ethier so there is just one question. Are you feeling lucky. Well areyou punk.
HAHAHA. I am the tweet of the world!!!( or at least the room.)
Its finally time to spread my wings and fly.
So,they think Rio gets all the fun, well watch this!
I don’t need to stand. I can fly!
O ya, who’s the bad boy now?
If only I could read…..
my eyes are fine, mom!i don’t need reading glasses!see,it says, do stand on or above this step.you can not lose your balance.
Who cares about these rules? I’m movin’ on up. There’s still one more step up there.
I love these pretty pictures and colors!
I’m on top of the world….well at least the top of the ladder.
Ha, and they said I would fall.
Danger……What does that mean?
I think I’m for a good flight but the sign says it will be a bad fall!
So uhhh what happened to the last person that was up here?
Danger? I Tweet in the face of danger!
“I’m just one of those birds that when climbing the ladder of success, I climb it wrong by wrong.”
love it to funny
Blast, I lost my paintbrush.
To jump or not to jump…
ha ha cat! Come get me now! (creak)
Hmmmm, it said “DANGER IF YOU STEP ON THIS STEP, YOU COULD FALL AND DIE” and I haven’t fell or died yet. Hmmmm… (*squak*)
Danger? I laugh at danger!
help!a ladder is going to fall on me and it says sit!
hmmm, where did i put it.
some bpeople just can’t follow directions.
HE’s on a ladder.
I didn’t know that I was so scary. Scouts don’t have any guts.
It’s going to take forever to finish painting the house.:(
If I fall, my insurance will cover it.
Danger is my middle name.
Now I’m finally tall enough to stare death in the face!
Oh yea im such a daredevil im on the part it says not to be on.
First rule of the jr. bird disobeying class. Disobey ALL human signs.
tell him ”sucide is not the answer”
one small step for humans, one giant step for bird-kind!
POlly about to fall
What a nice ladder you have.but one problem it is stinky
LOOK MA,NO HANDS!
The ladder might fall over, but I can fly to safety.
I wonder what this says?
WAIT,DID THIS HAVE A “DANGER” SIGN ON THIS LADDER??
Hmmm….. It says danger and it thinks that I could lose my balance and fall? Wait a second…If humans think that they are so smart AND they made this ladder, then why don’t they understand that I can fly?
oh yeah then you go higher parakeet!
Ha! I fly in the face of danger!
too bad i am not insured by aflac
“Yes, I can see. Obviously humans should not climb ladders. I, am not a human.”
“Hah! See? I don’t even need steps.”
Haha, now you(cub scout) cant come up here to get me.. I am safe!
he is getting ready to watch a movie
with the new P-bird 3000 safty system installed on the ladder, Pedro was sure to never take any dangerous steps again.
Hmmm, I have no idea what this sign says, given the picture it must have something to do with break dancing…
Look no hands!
Silly Humans, heights are for Birds.
Haha the cat will never get me here.
“Do not stand on or above this step. YOU CAN LOSE YOUR BALANCE!” Really now? If that’s the case, then this is what you call ULTIMATE DEFIANCE!
lets see if I get birds around my head instead of stars
Ready set Don’t go uh oh too late
There goes my fear of heights.
“Best seat in the house!”
umm does this go for birds too?
what does danger mean
You guys are about to owe me quarter, ’cause i’m about to jump!
according to my gps the bird sanctuary should be just about here where is evrybody???
I could have sworn i was taking a nap on the bottom step…
Lets see if bad luck is real.
oh noooo I might fall,… wait I just remembered I have wings
(Stairs say) Birds get out of everything!
Finaly! I can see the T.V.!
Ha, I defied the sign!!!!!!
i’m holding on, and— wait, am i suppose to fall?
Today the sky, tomorrow the stars!
Hey, I think I can see my house from here!
little bird + ladder = wrld sightseeing!!
whats that say i speak spanish
OH, I was just imagining to be in Chicago
Whoohoo!! I always wanted to look at Chicago from the Willis tower!!!
Can you see me now?
Baby bird:”Thanks for the ladder( I can’t fly yet )
Cat :No problem, uh could you come to lunch.
Good thing i had a ladder handy when i sprained my wing.Otherwise i wouldn’t be able to go to the nest.
I wish that I could read.
This is just crazy! From this view I STILL cannot find any bird seed!
He’s worried he’ll loose his balance. Bird you wont fall trust me.
My friend was right. This WOULD be a nice place to build a nest.
SEE,EVEN BIRDS CAN GET BORED OF THERE LOOK,YOU ARNT THE ONLY ONE.
Parakeet thinks: I’m such an adventurer, I’m so rad I’m going to make this ladder fall on everybody!
(in funny acent) ha ha you humans can’t stand here of you’ll fall off and well get bruised…
That lable has a person on it so i’m safe.
Who knew Mt. Everest was so small
“he gets redey to jump…”