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what
What a Party!
Wow… Humans and their bear bags…
I have been spoted. But, I am still going to complet the mission.
Just…a little…farther!
Bear bags… really…? so cheap so cheap..
It’s time to HANG out
TURN OUT THE LIGHT S PLEASE…ZZZZZZZZZ…
dan it!I almost got that bunch of food!
Please don’t RAT me out!!!!
you know puting my victims in sacks and hanging them just isn’t as fun any more
U are just having a dream. Just go back to bed…..
so much for my food!
AWWE, at last
This is the life
waiting for evry one to go to bed to eat this bag of sweets.
Mom took my spot down there. SO I AM SLEEPING IN THE ATTIC! (Man, it stinks in here…)
now my food is protected from bears. And people!
Here we see a trash panda in its natural habitat.
Sorry l was just taking a nap!!!!
I am a clothes bandit
raccoons need a gymnastics league
Sup
Arg, I hate it when my parachute opens late…
You may have gotten it from the bears, but not from me! If only I can reach it…
Just chillin’.
Sup bro? just chillin.
Ugh… Ate… too much. Come back in about… 30 minutes. THEN I can… run away… from you.
he’s smuggling food like the raccoon in Over the Hedge.😬
uh uh uh.ho ho ho! merry cristmas!
You can’t get meeee!
Safe from the bears but not me. I can eat all night.
Safe from the bears but me. I can eat all night.
lazy tuesday
Operation clothesbag is now in place.Do you read?
at last… i found pedro’s secret eating spot!
“Whare is my UNDERPANTS?”
OW! Must get close!!!!
sis?
I cant make it!!!!
just a bit … more…
Drop the bomb’s!
can’t .. quite .. Reach!!!
I got up here, but now how do I get to the food?
If I lay here a while, maybe i’ll turn in to one. YIKES!!!
“GAH! He caught me AGAIN!”
I’ll hide up here ’till the humans leave and we can steal some food!
Hey bro,wanna chill?
I’ll get to that leaky faucet right away, honey. -wife walks away- Right after this show.
Yes Mom!!! I just packed for camp!!! ( HA!!! As if I’m going!!)
Raccoons do not camp,we live in the outdoors!
Don’t ask what I am doing cuz I am just hanging
Soon… I will get your food.
this is raccoon 1! the human police are completely unaware!
so…. bored…. nothing to do but play with garbage bag. HEY YOU GOT ANY CRUMBS!?
I don’t want to save the galaxy.
Allmost got it
YO!
Just relaxing.
dont take pictures and GET ME DOOWWNN!!!!!!!!C
The dog, i mean raccoon days of summer.
Science experiment! Today we will see if a wooden beam with bags of food can hold a racoon. I guess so!
Now what do I do?
what!!! I’m just relaxing.
Ooh ooh ahh ahh ! What I’m not a monkey…
That was one heck of a party!
could someone help me get this bag open? I am starved
I scream “ice cream!” Guessing there is ice cream there so I scream “Ice cream!”
someone please HELE ME
Tired……just tired.
Don’t look at me! I just need some clothes
My fan club Just Can’t wait, uhhhhhhh……….OK Who’s First.
At least if I get caught they’ll never recognize me with this this mask I’m wearing!
Some day’s it just don’t pay to get out a bed!
Don’t judge it’s tasty.
A long day with my baby (Food!!!!)
Seriously. A raccoon could hide their food better than you.
How do I get down now?!
ok if i don’t move maybe they’ll think i am part of the ceiling!
What do you mean you don’t believe I’m the garbage man?
I’m pulling one of those pranks where i drop a water bag and trash bags on an animal.
Just Hanging Around
help me!!!
These bags are here to keep BEARS from eating it. We are RACOONS.
Midnight reconnaissance mission…wait, is that FOOD?!
What up?!
gosh last night’s dinner was so filling! -o_0- I spy food!
Dang. Thats what I get for eating to much garbage.
trash is so boooring
I have made a terrible mistake
These are the perfect bags to put over the [don’t feed the animals] sign!
They said my sling shot Would work.
don’t mind me I’m just hang around
Can anyone spare me some food…Pleeeeease
5 Star hotel? Unlikely.
This is the last time i try to steal food from Boy Scouts.
Ouch Ouch Ouch OUCH!!!!!! SPLINTERS!
I can climb up but how do i get down
This is the safety inspection i’m just going to test your beam to see if it’s stable. It may take a few yaaawwn hours.
Darn papparazi!
Maybe there’s food in these bags!
Must…take…stuff…
SUPER COON!!
I know how you get up…but how do you get back down?1
just chillin
uggh! why did you feed me those worms?! I’m allergic to worms! They also make me gassy and sleepy!
Hey,Hey,woo woo woo woo woo. I just came out of the pool and i am dryin’. o back AWAY!!!!!
Im just hangin
Uhhhhh…… I’m just trying to take a nap?
Ugh not again
Just call me Cheshire Cat!
where do you suggest I sleep?!?
Too… much…pizza…
onoez, im not a opossum!!
I’m just hanging around
I’m just a big cat sitting on this pole trying to go to sleep. Now just leave me alone!!!!!! Good night to you sir.
Mom look what I can do!
Hay mom look at me!
Looks like raccoon on a stick!
Ahh! This is the life
you don’t see me you don’t see me
im just hanging around my babys
Mmmmmm… That was some Chinese food!
You’ll never catch me alive coppers!
I’m not stealing your trash! I’m um….giving you trash! Cuz I’m santa claus! ho ho ho!
must…hang…on… must…get…trash!
i LOVE the jambree
hi i have bin hanging around all day see all of me is tan except for the part i put my sun glasses
Just Hanging my laundry ! in a bag…..
no not trying to steal food no…trying to borrow food to eat…then I will give it back…ok?
It shouldn’t be that hard to get garbage
This is where Santa puts his bag.
why is there no trash up here humans put them everywhere
Um…maybe trying to reach that bag was a bad idea after all.
hey who said I can’t steal a nap now move it!
If only I had longer arms…
“uh-huh that’s what I’m thinking, but what are YOU thinking”
what are YOU staring at?
Now what!?!
im stuck
let me sleep
Sup?! Just hanging around.
maybe if i put some clothes on from this gym bag they won’t notice me getting some trash.
Almost there…. One more step….
Must hide the stolen jewles before the cops find me!!!
” Mom five more Minutes please”
the neighbors found out a trick of mine
I need to dry to . So do you have any clothes pins?
….. and that’s how I got stuck up here, not trying to steal your food! He he yeah that’s it!
can’t…reach…food…
Uh, …who, me?….Food?….no, no, no…I was just taking a nap on this comfy wooden bed!
I had a party
Secret Agent Racoon!!!
I don’t want to end up like the raccoon from over the hedge!
Uhhh… do you mind? I’m trying to hibernate on this, cozy, wooden, stick!
It’s nice of them to leave food out for me, but I wish they wouldn’t put it in these bags…
U can’t see anything
Oooh, pink! My favorite color!
Its just hanging around! Its thinking awwwwww… I ate way to much pizza!
HAHA! YOUR MESS KITS ARENT SAFE FROM ME!!!!!
Come on Mom, 5 more minutes.
that’s my lunch
Hey, what’s up bro?
Don’t mind me.
the boy scouts took all the hammocs so i guess this will be fine.
mom hes stareing atme
Depressed? Am I depressed? Of COURSE! This is trashy garbage right here! (Duh…)
you scouts and your knots!
I’m tired, I’m just goin to lay here for a while.
now will you give me fur coat!?
My mom warned me about this.Oh bother!
hi mom i’m on tv
just hang in
Hey, kid, gonna finish that burger and fries?
This idea was an epic fail
EEW, whats that smell!
ha ha ha, “bear bags”
I reeaalllyy can reach it……
“HELLLLLP
I’ll never reach the sky… *gloom*
but we have been walking for a whole 20 seconds….. is there anything to eat here
My head was in the clouds.
My mom warned me about this.
Seriously? I’m trying to sleep!
I love shopping like this…it’s just that the humans don’t
can you pass thee salt and pepper pleese
Can you call the firemen? I`m stuck up here with trashbags!!!
just 5 more mineuts
Are you serious?!?!?! The food is over on the other pole!!!! All of this is just dirty laundry and trash?!?!?!
‘sup?
Can’t… Reach!
What up fools
your tactics shall never stop me!!!!!!
they dont make these sleeping planks like they used to…
I’m to lazy to get the food.
you woke me up!!!!
You tied my dinner up too high!
I`m just hanging out! ☺
What? Can’t let a racoon get rest?
Just hanging around.
is there FOOD in these bags?
no i dont like hammocks
that is weird
Ahhhhh. Found a place to stay. Time for a found-a-place-to-stay-nap.
Bad raccoon, down boy, bad raccoon!
Dang it, so close to not getting caught!!!
I`m being framed!!!!!
um…um…um…how do i get down
which should i do sleep or eat or eat and sleep or sleep and eat?
Ugh, can’t the humans just install a hammock.
hi mom im on tv
bombs away
I DEMAND FOOD…………….please?
Bad carma, man, bad carma
Score!
hey leave me alone please i’m trying to sleep
sorry about the missing food…I…uhh…had a “little” snack.
Do You mind if I “hang” stuff around?
chillin
just a little farther
Don’t kill me I’m helping you…
If a burgalar comes I’m ready
if any burgalr comes I am ready to drop these for you
Lets see if I can get that pink bag, there might be food in it!
I’m just hanging here.
Well! I was going to steal the food, but I was to tired…
Gotta reach the backpack… almost there… a little more… Oh no! That guy has a camera! The mission has been compromised! Abort mission, I repeat: ABORT MISSION!!!!!!
this is one of the best captions i have ever seen for this picture.keep up the good work with them.
Just hangin
hey guys I’m hanging around get it
no cats for the cat burgalur, but nice beds!
I wonder if this pink bag has a life for me…
Please mom, don’t take away my Halloween candy!
Hey trun off that light trying to sleep here.
must… rest… for… winter… on.. this… nice… SWING…!
Hey!! You guys took my cookies. Even though I stole them first, I want them back.
Wake me up by 11am
I can’t reach my backpack
I think I ate to much trash cans,UUUHHH!
i guess i lost this dare
“I’ve had a crazy night.”
Hey while your down there can you get me a pillow
CRAZY!!!!!!!
How did it get up there and what’s in the bag?
“Just hanging around”.
Raccoons! Foiled again! Curse you, incredibly bright flashlight!
Don’t give me that look, I didn’t take anything.
Uhh…. Yea I’m a scout just uh getting some food.
Just wait… They’ll go to sleep soon… Just waaaaaaaaaait.
Did you have (yawn) sleepin pills in that bag or somthin
Um, nothing suspicious going on here. Nope.
You guys thought you can put the bags up high, but gues what I can srill get it
bears might not know how to get into a bear bag but then again i’m not a bear
Don’t mind me…. Just guarding these mess kits……
who’s gonna make me move!!!!?????
Almost got it, almost!
ummm can i “borrow” these?
Ok, so maybe I’m not a ninja after all…….
I shouldn’t have eaten that last smore
some day I’ll be in a history book… but it’s not today.
Just checking on the food…guys
Woah! How in the world did I wake up here?!?
And they dropped me from the film . . . I’ll show you Ace Ventura
Yawn!!! This isn’t comfy at all!!!
It was him who did it who was trying to untie these bags!!!
Do Not Disturb Sleeping Raccoon! Its Sleeping!
Oh, please don’t make me do the laundry again! i promise i won’t steal out of your trash again…….um, I’ll be your best friend!
Um….. Im a statue?
Ran into a pricker bush, snuck past the Boy Scouts, climbed the post to get the food, now im just to lazy to open the food bags
all this crawling around makes me tired
Hey! I have a right to think I’m a sloth!
i’m not taking your bags i’m just um…hanging out.
Uh,guys?…. Don’t leave me hanging!!
i’m not undoing these bags i’m just um … hanging ou.
Think pink!
Just….a..bit…more..keep…it…up…….*cough*….*wheeze*
“Wingardium leviosa”
Hey! A didn’t do anything!
Hey! A little help here! I ate to much…
So now I wait for the human to take the food down. Then I jump on his head grab the bag and scamper away.
Uh guys…. Do’nt leave me hanging!!
is there any food in the bags???
Why these pinatas are the ugliest things i have ever seen but they are awfully tasty!
Why… Is… It… So… PIIINNNKKK!!!!
Um… Ah.. I’m too lazy to write a caption for my photo…. zzz..
“Trash?I thought it was Landry!”
Just a little farther……
snore. gaaaaaaaa. what was that for!
Where is the beef
you got me
um…. how do I get down?….guys?
today I don’t feel like doing anything
I’m gunna die. Any second now. I souldn’t have eaten that frog.
Ahhhhhhh, this is the life. Hey, wad ya lookin’ at? Did you just take a picture of me?
Clothes! I thought it was food!
remember i was never here
think invisible.
why are you guys looking at like that?
Can someone call the firefighters?
I’m just gonna take a little …ZZZZZZ
How did I get up here?
They named these wrong. they should be RACCOON SACKS!
I wasn’t stealing this food or anything
A little help here
Now is it right over left or left over right?
I shouldn’t have eaten those leftovers.
Stealth mode activated.
Dont wake me up.I got to make breakfast tommorrow
So THAT`S where my baby’s went!
finally now to rest in peace
Can’t …. Reach …. Bag!
Yikes! Wait a second…
What am I running from?
dont touch me
After I eat their lunch I’m going to help them learn how to tie knots.
Great I’ve been caught
This doesn’t feel like a hammock /:
DON’T ACCUSE! I’m just making sure you all have your toothpaste.
I wish I had longer arms. Grrrrrrrr.
What’s up with you? I am just hanging around.
what bag i dont see a bag!
hey why’d you pause the movie?
well well well i will get you
Which one to choose… you know what? I think I’ll sleep on it
Mission plan status:fail
I should have gone to knot school
you forgot to take out the trash
Hey, can I help out with the laundry? Please!
Hmmmm….. I wonder why they call this a bear bag. It fits me just fine. 🙂
oh thats where the scout masters cake went
(Drive thru voice) now proceed to the second plank
Come on . Stop making noise, I am sleepy.
just hang in out…guys?
someone throw up a chesse burger
turn that light off i’m sleeping
I got up here… now how do I get down??
“See that red bag?” Hehehehehe “It is mine.”
Hmmmm…… HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ! now back to finding my dinner.
HELP I AM STUCK!
the thankgiving meal was amazing …I going to sleep to december, I hear the goose is to die for.
spider racoon to the rescue!…um, a little help here
About that dinner…
look out below, i’m gonna hurl!!!
ooh! cheese…
food is tiring
Is this spot taken?
I just have to wait two more hours for them to leave… Then I call in the troops.
Maybe my sock is in that red bag.
Too bad they don’t hang RACCOON BAGS!
Hey! I’m trying yo sleep here!
This is the life!!!!!
just a little bit farther!
yes i found dinner, now how do i get down ??????
” yes i found dinner, now how do i get down ??
what? i’m just taking a time-out!
If they are going to give me my dinner, at least hang it where I can reach it!
Why did I eat so much garbage, I can’t get up uhhhh.
“Hey guys, how’s it hanging?”
Just a little closer to get the loot. Ahh! The cops!
“captain, captain, I’ve been spotted by …. SCOUTS! over.”
hey, look some chips! i love BBQ
man i do not wanna go to work tommorow
eh. u can take a picture of me. im not gonna maul ur face off- this time……
i might just stay here for the rest of the night….
i just wanted my laundry
What a tiring climb up here!!
MOM: GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
SON: YOLO!!! (You Only Live Once)
“Look dad, I finally can climb, so I found dinner!
Don’t mind me I’m just hanging out.
Come on! Can’t you hang this on a lower branch next time! It took me 3 hours to get up here! My family is hungry!
I…can’t….. reach! MA!!! HELP GET THIS DOWN!!!!!
Hopefully these aren’t raccon bags
hanging around
pass the pillow my head is soar
curse you bear bags!
They thought of bears not raccoons!
grabing a midnight snack
dont worry guys this food wont go to waste
i’m afraid of heights
spider-coon spider-coon stealing food from a web.
Mom-SON GET DOWN FROM THERE WE ALREADY ATE!
Son-One…More….Bite…. -Snores-
5 more minutes, mom!
gimme your trash bags and nobody gets hurt!!!
i going to sleep
too…much…bear…BURP
I’m just looking for food. no problem. Just let me eat
SHHHHHHHH I’m sleeping!!! 🙂
people at the mall are so rude.
honey i found food
Hey where did everyone go..hiccup
I was just about to…BURP!
Can’t you guys forget to tie up your trash sometimes?
Do not worry about me i am just hanging in here
Ma,can you help me down?????
I was just trying to get this food but i ended up here MAMA GET ME DOWN
Why is every thing so little
Ha ha! These are BEAR bags, not RACCOON bags!
Why is every thing so small?
hope you dont mind if i spend the night
Hey they said ” Make yourself at home.”
I done stealing food here. I don’t think anyone is going to catch me.
I’m HUNGRY!!!!!!!
Don’t mind me, I’m just going to eat your left overs while you sleep.
free food mmm!
These Scouts are getting smarter, i use to just sneak in their tents!
I’m not moving!
Now why do they put the food up here???
just chillin
i didn’t do it officer! i swear!
good mornlng
I think this is MY reservation
Wow! These boys need a shower…
JUST CHILLIN
while your chillin im working
Hey I found the perfect camping spot, scouts!
what you lookin at?!?!?!?!?!
Where’s the hedge?
To day i don’t feel like doing anything doo doo doo doo doo doo
Im Just hanging around.
must..save..brother.. IN A MINIT MOM!
jackpot,i’ll be rich!
good night! mwahaha mwa mwa haa ha cough! cough! I like squirrels.
I SEE YOU!
guess he was to lazy to get the food
Yawn. Is it morning all ready?
Hey, don’t look at me I was here first.
Ughh! Can’t reach…Just by a little!
Hey, don’t look at me! The trash was already hanging when I got here!
Don’t mind me i’m just staying for the night
Don’t mind me i’m just resting
Don’t look at me! The trash was already here when I came…
Dont mind me I’m just going to be watching you that’s all
I think I got a splinter…..
I didn’t plan on this.
No way, i am NOT coming down until you clean up that mess
You didn’t think you could hide that from me, did you?
Mama said there would be days like this!!!!
I like the pink bag better.
what are you looking at! I got the best spot!
I was going to steal something, but i got full from other houses i decided i needed a rest.
must take a naaaap
Whew, that snake almost got me! I hate snakes.
I’M WATCHING YOU!!!!!!!!
waitor I would like to have one of everything brought to my branch
How nice, you came to dinner. Buffet?
If only I didn’t have t-rex arms…
mmm. food. come to me. … please
These Scouts must be doing their Good Turn for the day, they’ve given me this wonderful loft and all this food!
Aaaaah… This is the life
Uh, I’m not trying to steal your food again!
Don’t worry i’ll watch the food…. thats right nighty night!!
I’ll just sleep here so when I wake up,I’ll have this food and some more
almost there…. alllmost there
you woke me up, now put me back to sleep
Mmm…that garbage really hit the spot
See that bag, oh and that one too, that will be mine just wait you will see. These bags are bear proof, kinda, but they certainly are not racoon proof.
I think im just gunna zzzzzzzz
I’m almost there, and soon I shall reach the bear trap and will be feasting on those flesh creatures chow.
I love you bar,and i will never leave you!
This is a great place to ambush those pink and white bag like things.
That roach freaked me out.
Darn…I shouldn’t of bought upper deck seats!
Raccoon 1: Watcha doin?
Raccoon 2: Hangin.
Aw man! I got all the way up here for nothing!
Open da bag! I don’ got no thumbs!!
I hope those darn bears don’t come back.
ugh
It’s hard being me.
Forget trees, this is the life.
I know this is hard for bears, but it must be easy for me.
Uh oh. They’re on to me!
Crud, its the fuzz! Run Bob, run!
Mommy! Help me get down!
Whoa, I am tired! Hanging bear bags looks a lot easier in the handbook.
i cant believe i climbed all this way and i STILL cant reach those trash bags!
awsomely funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nap time on trash
Scout: I have good news and bad news about the “bear” bags we hung up last night.
Scoutmaster: How about the good news?
Scout: No bears got into the food.
That climb up here was exhausting! *yawn* I think I’ll take a little nap up here…
dude you think i could hang out with theses guys
A nap and a buffet all-in-1.
rock a bye baby little raccoon
Great! Now all I need is a bathroom…
Please turn off the lights… it’s not lke I’m trying to steal your food or anything…
They can’t hang me up!
Hey, could you please open one of the colored sacks so I can sleep in it? Thanks.
Oh, yeah, and when you’re done with that list, could you please make me a nest?
I think your going to not like me!!
WHOA! New scout comin’ in! Oh, don’t mind me! I’m just a little racoon near your stuff, you know, I might paw through your… er, I mean..YAY! OOH! Last time was hard! Now, these new scouts did a good job giving me more time for more stuff!
And it is all square knots they made! Happy day for me!!
DUDE! GET YOUR OWN ROOM! CLEARLY THIS ONE IS TAKEN, NOW LEAVE AND STEP AWAY FROM MY BAG OF FOOD, I STOLE IT MYSELF!
is this some sort of contraption or something?
I’m not getting down. Wait is that bacon?
how do i get in the tarsh…..zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz.
to much trash
is that bacon
sniff sniff i smell garbage a la trash.
heh, heh, heh … and they thought this bear bag would actually work!
This is my trash!Stay away because, I know Kung Fu!
This isn’t your food bag, is it? no? Then give it to me!
What a great view! Now how do I get down?
i didn’t do any thing except some marshmellows and a cool shirt that said “boys life” on it
Maby I can fling my self to WildWood Crest
How sturdy is this thing again?
Almost there!
CAKE!!!!!!CAKE!!!!!Its in the bag
I swear officer! I was clonked on the head by those evil squirrels and marooned up here! Now can you get me down please? I’m afraid of heights.
I feel, TRASHY!
Ooohhh, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that spaghetti.
You blinked!
“rafting”-sitting in the rafters with friends…everybody is doing it
you snoze you lose
Do I still get my Skydiving merit badge?
leave my trash alone
Can you help me?
Ah… This is the life… free trash… Zzz…
I’ve been SACKED!
No one can hold me back from gettin that Trash
back away boy scouts this is my trash and stop staring at me
So, *pant* darn, *pant* tired,*pant* can’t, *pant* take another, *pant* piece of trash. *pant*
Wait, this is the scoutmaster’s, isn’t it? I was just playing a practical joke!…
HEY, GET AWAY FROM ME TRASH!!!!!!
TIMBER!!
I think I’ll stick to Garbage Cans.
And that children, is how to freak out the girl scouts.
MY TRASH!!!!
Just chillin until I get my hands on these bags.
Hey, just hanging out people.
I can’ t reach it
Ahhhh… this the life! Food,lazy ‘ol’ me,and best of all FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesson learned before I die.Dont eat trash
You mean I climbed ALL the way up here, and I can’t reach it? 🙁
Okay, Okay! I’ll pay the rent!
Don’t mind me I’m just sleeping on your picnic table.
hope there are no cats, here on the catwalk
i love the smell of garbage in the morning
it did not work!
Better than the stuff the kids on Bus 4 left for me
Ahhh. Just sitting next to these full bags. Alone. :0 (IDEA)!
Ahhhh. Today’s pickpocketing was a super success!!!
Ohhhhh….. Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten that apple core…
falling, falling!
And you wonder why i wear this mask?
thats really funny good job
so close… but so tired
“finally, after all that searching and climbing, i found the food!”
just hanging around with my trash!
That was GOOD!!!
i’m not a bear, so i can take from these bags whenever i want
you said this is a bear-bag, NOT a raccoon-bag
So THIS is why you should tie your food up?!
Now if I could just untie this………….
party rocker in the house to night that’s right humans party rocker is up here
leave me hangin
after a long day of stealing food I think I will got to bed
Just a little bit more
I said a cat-apult not a coon-apult.
And thats why raccoons DON’T do gymnastics
I’m gonna feel that in the morning…..
This is garbage scout R.A.coon. Hand it over.
Oh, I’m sleepy, but I don’t think I can fall asleep on this Board… ZZZZ.
pretand like I,m dead then …STEAL THE SMORES!
wow. they’re smart!
couldn’t find a motel, so I stopped here.
Geez, how does the paparazzi keep finding me?
Please don’t let me fall I’m afraid of heights! AHHHHHH!!! oof
AAAH. Nothing like a nice plank of wood to take a rest on.
Nothing like a good night’s sleep after a big meal.
Seems that those people definitely aren’t Scouts…they fail to realize that bears have nothing on a raccoon’s agility!
I’m stuck!!!!!!!! Oh shiny pink thing. I’m stuck!!!!!!!!
My mom once told me: “Be a raccoon, not a sleepy head.”, but did I listen, NO!
Boy, I knew that I shouldn’t have signed up for the “Big Apple Circus”.
two humans baged who many more till i take over the world?
“Don’t get bit by the dogs”
Raccon 101- tips for hanging trash
I’d say those people definitely aren’t Scouts…they fail to realize that bears have nothing on a raccoon’s agility!
If only I could use the force to help me get the food.
never knew raccons could climb did you.
Gangsta raccoon how you doing
This is agent ‘Coon to base… ‘Coon to base… We have infiltrated the main gate and are proceeding on to the food
Not so coon proof NOW are you?
Just hanging around then eating. And eating. And eating. Thats all.
(Indiana Jones music plays in background) With his wip-cracking stealth, he made past the scouts, now the food is his!!!!! Indiana Racoon has success! (If it’s not oatmeal again!)
Curses for short arms!!!
Whoa! Too bright! The flash burns!
SCRAM YOU DUMB LITTLE HUMANS, this food has officially been claimed. you have no say in this matter, good night.
Try and snatch the pebble now, beamhoppah!!
Agent Raccoon, sneaking up on the evil bag full of TWEATS!!!
well looks like I need to practice my target shooting a little more
“This is like a day at the spa except this place looks like a zoo”!
Almost there……. almost..there……
com’on people trying to get some sleep
General Coon (yawn) reporting…to…zzzzzzzzzz….
“I feel like a bag of trash”.
Gosh! I just wanted a midnight snack!
Ugh!!! What a party! So glad to be home. I’m soooooo tired!
Just a little farther… it better be food insted of trash this time.
It’s not a smart idea for you to put your fancy brie cheese and caviar right next to a starving raccoon! I bet you will be mad once you find out that THIS RACCOON WAS NOT A CUTE ANIMAL BUT A STARVING ONE!
Where is the dog?
Just a little bit farther….
I’m just “hanging” around
sorry,people. i shouldn’t of been stealing your stuff. ummmmm….. a little help here?
man,i was aming for the trash bag, but theres always tomarrow night
Go away werewolf
It seems the easter racoon has been forgotten…
uh-oh. I think that family is going coon huntin’
Just…one…more…bite…
help me there’s a dog down there!!!!!
To much trash for me time for nightynight good night.
My life is sooooo tough. Why do the humans make it so hard to get to the food?
They don’t pay me enough for my old job….. so now I get my own food:)!
Look at me guys, I’m a Ninja!
{in astrailin accnet} look its the common trash bag
it’s just like the wise man says: Once you get up, there is no way down. I am going to take a nap as long as i am up here.
help the dog was eating
“Show me the money”
Nobody move or the food gets it!
they got winne the poo
To… Tired… To… Swipe…
I’m to tired to go any further. But I’m almost ther…(ZZZZZZZ).
Dang! I dropped my scissors again!
MOMMY!
i thought they had a HOUSE CAT not a TIGER!
I’m not lazy I’m just too tired to get the trash bags.
Oof, that’s enough push-ups for one night
oh let me play!
who says raccoons can’t fly.
mokeys…..if they can do it I can do it
He’s Dead, Joe.
I’m tired of trying to get in to these bags for food ; – ( Anyone got a knife?
What so funny, i’m hanging out with Trash and Bag.
(In Australian accent) We now join the raccoon as he decides to just hang out.
That is a really good one. You should win!!
Can’t… move. Ate… too… many… chocolate… ding… dongs.
Coon-skin’s dryin’ out, guys
YIKES!!!!! ……………..Is that bear gone yet?
You GOTTA be kidding me!
I can almost reach it! (Hope I don’t slip!)
Just taking a little cat (raccoon) nap!
So this is what they call a top story bedroom.
Uh-oh, just taking a midnight nap.
I’m gunna rest. All this lookin’ for food is making me tired
Now that I have the food, how do i get down?
ummm, guys, i think i’m stuck.
mom I found trash
OW, THIS HURTS
people give me these dresses they would look nice on me
bear bags, meet the racoon, the other bear!
just keep climbing…….just keep climbing
Man, it is harder sneaking food than what i thought it would be.
I can almost reach the snacks………….
Lets see, What do they have today?
It’s not very comfy here, but it sure smells good!
I don’t think I can hang on much longer! HELP!!
I love hanging around!!
I hope they don’t come back anytime soon!
Hanging around isn’t just for monkeys now.
Nothing but a relaxing hangout. This is the life for me.
and this proves raccoons are smarter than bears
Somebody put the piñatas up too high…
cant i chill for a sec?
this is awesome!!!!
what a great board to lay on.
what a great board to lay on!
The racoon got lots of snacks and a movie and is trying to get all its things to its home/theater
“So, uuhhhh, are you guys going to eat ALL those s’mores?”
Hey it’s my brother who thinks he’s a vulture!
Dont look down… don’t look down…
I just hope no one was watching me stumble…
If I don’t blink they can’t see me……
Ha Ha I told you I could get the food.
I can’t believe how much junk I ate last night
Okay, John. All I need to do is pose as a shirt and we will have revenge on the humans for putting bad milk in the Wednesday breakfast can. I cannot wait to see their reaction to their black and white clothing!
Ahhhh.. this is the life!!!
i have learned something. garbage mixxes TERRIBLY with a wooden bed.
Just a second Ma! Got to get down from the balance beam.
Billy, its me! Stay calm I’ll get you out of there!
Please turn off your flashlights! I’m trying to sleep here!!!!!!
Just Chillin
ugh, this is made for bears
Uh, guys?? Dont leave me hanging around here!!!
No! Caught in the act! It’s back to the trash cans for me!
i’d get the food in the bags but they’re so far away!
who is it, i kinda dozed off
Uhhh… Do you mind?
”Whew!””What did that garbage have in it?”
”ahhhhh!Im all settled down. Hey!whatare you looking at!”
Don’t make me come down there!!
”hey, I’m sleeping here!”
I’M COMING FOR YOU! YOU CAN CLIMB BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE!!!!
Waiting for a ladder
Raccoon Planking
i am high
No! They can’t turn the TV OFF! Don’t they know racoons might be watching? UUUGGH!
Hehe, they’ll never suspect an aerial attack!!
This is why you needed a racoon-proof structure…I can’t wait ’till my buddies come…
Oh no! I’ve been spotted! EJECT! EJECT!
I am sooo tired !!!!
They expect ME to clean their nasty garbage when I only eat PLANTS!!!!!!!!!!!
mAN… WHEN CAN WE
All State makes sure that you don’t get hit by mayhem.
waiting for the new boyscout movie (watched by a raccoon at night
time to start my great escape
now if only my hands were longer…
IM NOT COMING DOWN UNTIL YOU CONFESS THAT IM A RACCOON NOT A LEAMUR
It’s always boring watching them hang the laundry.
What’re YOU lookin at?! Huh?!
this is an animal stuck at a party!!!
This is why you all ways should tie your food up at camp so animals don’t have wild partys. This animals stuck at this party!!!!
Ha! Look at those scouts asleep in there tents! They think they can keep things away from the Masked Marauder?!
Hey! I’m about to win the “Look Like Garfield” contest
i love garfield nice
What am i doing? just hanging around.
just a little further!!!!
hm? me? oh,wating for the fire department. there was a catapult straight out of angry birds over there, and the food’s up here so…what’s a raccoon to do?
afternoon naptime kids
This will be enough for a vacation, once I get it open!
I think I’m stuck ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can’t beilive I’m stuck
And they say it’s bear proof!!!! (then again i’m not a bear!!!!)
I’ve done my job!
This ride is scary.
HELP. Im afraid of heights
Um…you may be wondering what I’m doing, but literally I am hanging around.
Can i just take something around here without getting caught.
Well, you know that bacon that was in there? It was breakfast time, and it was still hot……
so close to heaven just gotta land in that bag
don’t worry I’m comfy
Help! Get me down!
I’m just sitting here so you don’t have to worry about animals.
Whoops, uh, hi guys just…ah…yeeeeeah. Were you going to eat that?
Mmmf, just one more inch!
C’mon Jake, you’re supposed to grab my paw when I reach, THAT’S why you fell!
ooooh,im so full.
Nobody look at me! I’m only here to eat some of your fo- Oh, I was just looking at your party!
Give it up, I need some too!
Hey, you’re not the only one who needs food!
Uh…… Are you gonna leave me HANGIN!?!??!
Me? caught red handed? what are you talking about?
Food bags? What food bags?
See these dark cirlces under my eyes? That’s why I fell asleep while trying to steal your food.
Eeeeeeekkk!!!!! A mouse!!!
Don’t look at me, I’m just chillin’ with my peeps.
Just another day in paradise
It’s laundry day!
Oh,hi.I ate all the party food and decided to take out the trash.
like my imitation of a dear caught in a headlight?
Hey can you pass me that bag ? I left my Ipad in there.
Hangin’ on for dear life!!
take that bears, you got nothin on me
dumb bears, this is easy.
what are you looking at?
Ahhhhhhhhhh……….
Can someone help me? Yeah?No?OK then. I’ll just … sit here.
Hey guys I’m just chillin and certainly not try to steal your food!
Y u humans leave the bags of food out? I is NINJA RACOON!
thanks for this awesome opportunity………….just pretend i’m not here
“HEY, turn out that light I’m sleeping.(but I am really going to steal his bag”
OH NO! I WAS CAUGHT RED PAWED!
Just a little farther… thats it… steady now…
the smell of garbage puts me to sleep
Hey, can you pass me that bag?I need something to hold my Ipod.
Ugh! For once, can you not shine that thing on me!!!!
guys just chillin’
sleepy time zzzzzzzzz
I’m just hanging around minding my own busness…
I’m tired of robbing trash cans!
Can someone help me get down from here!
just a little bit more…Awww come on I mist it
Haha maybe it’s bear proof but it’s not raccoon proof.
oh two bags of awesome goodness
that food looks so good
Okay, for the last time I am not a coon hat!
,I gotta get a new agent.
I’m just getting a meal at the Food Barn so I can feed my family.
i wonder… does he have a mask on, too?
Man! These scouts really did a good job with these knots! Let’s see..over right up left? No, that’s not it…..
Ok I’m up here-now how do I get down? Aha Desendo
hopefully they think i’m asleep
I’ve been flashed. Again
😐
I got the stuck on a peice of wood blues
What a day !
hey weird looking……thing? mind getting me that moldy cheese?
anybody got any GOOD trash anymore?????!!!!!!!
its a bear bag and i am not a bear
I’ve got this in the bag!
I got tired of trying to open the bag curse you glad ultra strength
I kow I`m not a cat but I can`t get down!
you want my secrect agent name? sky guy the spy
Busted!
Ahhhhhhh. Camping at it’s best.
Well . . . . .I guess this is my dinner!
Hey man! I’ve got a family to feed! Well…just me for now.
hi mr. swat team guy
There! All dry.
zzzzz…. ill have breakfast in bed…..
(whistling)i am just hanging my things to dry!will you please leave me alone!
Oh…Hi! I, uh thought I would just, uh check out your bags for food,um…bye bye!
OOOF! Those Scouts sure put these food bags way up here!
Can’t these humans come up with A diffrent why to keep me out? Boring!
Thought you could put your food out of my reach, eh?
No… don’t shove me! ill split it 70/30, you get 30%. Okay?
Im just hangin around.
Bob hand me the pocket knife we found last night.
He he he, no I’m hanging out…think of me as friendly food
Okay,I seriously need to work on my accuracy at stealing clothes.
almost got it
Man, I should NOT have eaten that rotten Slim Jim…
Ack! Get me down from here so I can steal more food!!!
Whats in that bag? Cheese I LOVE cheese!
you mean these aren’t mine?
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME?!?( OF COURSE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME!)
oooo,what’s this?
I’m secret agent raccoon!!!!!
ugh… to much food i’ll get that later
Hey what do ya know. Trash does grow on trees.
You can’t see me!
“Nah nah nah! Tough big grizzly bear ain’t to tough any more!”You will never get me!
Hey,dont watch me while im changing!
ok, i just need to hold on with my hands and grab the bags with my feet….. i knew it was a good idea to move in next to this camp site
WOW! I love pretending to be the laundry! (P.S. wingardium levoisa!)
No!! not target practice!!!
I am not coming down till I get 50% of the money made!!!
Coming in a moment, Ma! Got to get off the balance beam.
don’t minde me
Almost got it, its right there! Just one…more….inch!!!!
Soooo while i’m up here wanna talk strange man with camrera?
oh my tummy, time for a nap.
HELP! i am stuck and i have splinters in belly and it smells up here!And I can NOT get up!!!!!!
psss,scoutmaster i brought my bb gun. Can we have raccon for lunch?
this board is wayyy to small
I think your dog there was a little aggressive, don’t you?
Eh, I can`t get down. Help me!
Frankie attempts requirement 5 of the Planking merit badge.
OOOHHHH, I shouldn’t have stolen all those chili dogs from that scout troop last night!!
just…a…few…more…inches!!!
All right, Who’s hiding the cheese!?!?
“Yea! Finally got to the bear bags!”
HA!Some bear bag!Ha
just a little to the left…..
NAP TIME!!!!!!!!
Is that just me or did the scoutmaster just talk about an easter food fest?!!!???!!
Awwww Mom!!!!!!!!!!! You know that I hate shopping!!!!!!!!
Awww Mom!!!!!! You know that I hate shopping!!!!
As a philosophical raccoon, I have always been one to ask some very important questions… like HOW DO I GET DOWN FROM HERE?!?
Strength…fading…must…have…junk food.
give me some m&ms,snikers,and butter fingers and I won’t touch a thaing
that parachute jump was realy fun!
spider raccoon spider raccoon
this is the reason i have a mask
oof…..too much shopping…..i could desperately go for a nap….
uhhh… is ups gonna show up soon with my bacon cheezburgerz? i getting tired, i should have just went online and checked if their garbage can was on the menu
too…much…garbage…stomachache…
One false move and I pounce!
I want the food..it’s just…too far away
I really gotta find a different bed.
I’ll be down in a sec.
I almost got the food bag…
Yawn…………..HEY! WAITER! MY BURGER!
That was AWESOME! Now, how will I get down?
“ugh… I knew that last dumpster dive was one too many
Just chillin. What you doin’?
think I ate a bit too much……scuse me……*blarf!* sorry!
NO! I would NEVER try to eat your food! I was just… ummm… Sleeping?
I am a food guarding ninja!!!!
Ah…… nothing beats moon bathing on a night with a full moon!
20 more minutes till dinner I should snack on this while i’m waiting.
Darn, I already got that Kids Meal toy……..
I got food and clothes, but would it kill you to get some water up here?
Dang Boy Scouts, hanging their goodies up so I can’t get em.
what will they think of next
I will let it go if you give me 20$.
Must.Get.Food!
Hey scouts down there can you pass me something to eat.
Get Me Down From here
I’m tired get me down bub
I am scared of jumps. Just wait for the food to come to me
Shhhhhh we can split it
so… close… ahhh!! i’m about to fall!!
I think I’ll set up my tent here tonight.
can I join in???
come down here! you could hurt yourself!
my mom alawlys said if you go up know how to get down!!!
Animals need to eat,sleep,and have a shelter too, don’t they?
Gimme some lemonade and a pillow and I won’t make a peep.
wait for it…wait for it…pounce!!
Oh man…. I ate wayyyy to much….
good shot bob
They should change Last Man Standing to Last Raccon Hanging.
Is there food in there
No bears will get this food, not while I’m on guard!
gosh that hurts. how did i get my self in to this mess
“Come on, raise the bag a bit.”
Oh dont mind me, I’m just waiting till you go to bed and leave me to my feas.. err I meat… err I mean sleep
This is the Raccoon Patrol’s food! No touching!!!
this is why they call me a crook. do I look like a ninja or what?
umm i think monrail cat is on vacation so im here instead
ummm monrail is on vaction so heres the subutut
Come on, guys. Really? Dirty laundry?
I’m chillin, but waitin for the grillin
Now which bab did my pizza go to?
YUM! I love Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.
I’m stuffed!!! who would do such a thing to a poor raccoon like me?
I am soooooooooooooo tired! I should have eaten that burger while I had the chance!
When are the firemen coming? I’m getting tired.
As soon as I get down, I’ll take revenge!
The question is, how do I get down????
Just hangin’ out, bro
Maybe they won’t see me if I act dead…..
Ugh! Turn out the lights! I’m trying to sleep here.!
The hunters are never going to get me up here! I told you guys I wouldn’t get made into a coonskin cap!
seriously dude i was just in my happy place!
hey man can you hand me that bag
HOW DO I GET DOWN????????!!!!!!!!!!
All in a days work
there must be food
in these bags
welcome to my manly racoon cave
I don’t want to get up.
A scout is clean, I’m not.
Rats! That ninja school didn’t work!
WOW! Amazon really can ship from anywhere!
These humans are getting annoying…previously, they only made bear bags. Now they are making raccoon bags?!?
Oh, thanks for doing the laundry (you may say this sarcastically).
Can someone get me down?