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  1. hi! im dante! weres migel?

  2. this is unateral

  3. TravelByTrain // November 25, 2016 at 6:03 pm // Reply

    I’m gonna bite off my tongue!

  4. DrewTheDude // June 20, 2016 at 3:28 pm // Reply

    I’m part giraffe. A giraffe can have a tongue up to two feet long! Watch!

  5. Can someone please give me some water?

  6. Oh man it’s way to hot to be chasing rabbits today.

  7. look i’ma frog!

  8. And the award for longest tongue go’s to…

  9. Awesomesauce150 // September 27, 2015 at 2:40 pm // Reply

    can someone please roll it back into my mouth. I made the mistake of barking

  10. Blarghalienscout101 // September 23, 2015 at 8:53 pm // Reply

    now i now what the crocodile eats for dinner

  11. Who streched it! Who!

  12. mmm……… so……….. juicy………

  13. EnragedBadger360 // August 30, 2015 at 11:41 am // Reply

    Ah, sunlight!

  14. DragonWings // August 29, 2015 at 7:06 am // Reply

    Now, I’m gonna be in the book 2015 Wold Records!!!

  15. A bee stung my tongue!

  16. I can part the hair on my head with it!

  17. Owwwwwwww, the sand is so hot.

  18. water!!….water!!!!!!!!

  19. tigertug8 // May 6, 2015 at 6:24 am // Reply

    Man this breeze is strong! I can’t even keep my tongue in my mouth!

  20. Ice cream?! Ice cream?! WHERE?!?!

  21. Who turned on the thermostat?

  22. YEAH, finally I get my life time supply of meat of all kinds.

  23. What am i doing??? IM LICKING LIPS DO YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT

  24. What? Just licking my shoulder…..

  25. tony hawk fan // November 4, 2012 at 8:58 am // Reply

    is that a dog treat that i smell?

  26. PizzaFanHalo§weird // October 19, 2012 at 6:08 pm // Reply

    I just took Tongue-Gro and now I’m waiting fot the rain because I am very thirsty.

  27. Wet dog. Large Tonque.

  28. NOOOOOOO! I’M MELTING!

  29. Did somebody say,”Fresh steak”?

  30. man o man i am so tired i might even fall asleep on the coast of the elephant

  31. S.O.S. HELP ME!!!!!!!!

  32. friendlywebelo142 // December 11, 2011 at 1:14 pm // Reply

    ahhh! Christina Aguelara is TERRIBLE!

  33. Were Finaly done with that hike Ahhhhhh

  34. look out! slimy thing coming out of his mouth!

  35. I see water! No, that is a rain cloud.

  36. Here kitty. Into the pitch-black cave.(burp)

  37. UUUh im regreting eating that shoe

  38. say “ahh”.

  39. is this normal because i just was out in the sun and heat a little?

  40. 100acrewood // July 25, 2011 at 6:30 pm // Reply

    Oh, yeah… a little to the left jim, no,no, down a little…

  41. Man, first the hose, and now the ten-year-old cat food! I’m going to get you for this…as soon as I recover.

  42. play ded!!

  43. Ahh… Getting a Blizzard from DQ is so much fun, especially when it is 120 degrees out here.

  44. AAWW. Running through the sprinklers on a hot day is soooo fun.

  45. im a graiffe.

  46. Is there any other way to tan your tonge?

  47. Hello? Can’t anyone tell I’m thirsty?

  48. Hike,Camp,Have fun // April 14, 2011 at 12:56 pm // Reply

    MY tongue is numb!

  49. dancing soccer mom // April 9, 2011 at 8:00 pm // Reply

    I think I can reach the BBQ that got stuck on my shoulder.

  50. I’m dead

  51. Fly boy No. T // March 26, 2011 at 9:40 pm // Reply

    Me Jalapeno is SPICY!!!

  52. RedBaron23 // March 26, 2011 at 5:09 pm // Reply

    Is my tounge red?

  53. MOONMAN200 // March 8, 2011 at 8:45 pm // Reply

    PANT,PANT,PANT,man i HATE running threw the garden!!!

  54. Does my breath stink?

  55. Just toss the the treat right in here and don’t mind the tongue.

  56. yeah thats some juicy new york strip!

  57. maybe just maybe i will catch pedro with my tounge

  58. i’m “playing dead”!

  59. my tongue feeds on solor power

  60. DaffyDopey452 // January 16, 2011 at 3:37 pm // Reply

    Mmmm, that bacon hit the spot!

  61. I am so THIRSTY!!!!

  62. Pikachu88_O_O // January 12, 2011 at 4:15 pm // Reply

    my tounge… my tounge is so… FLOPPY!!

  63. FOOD! GLORYIS FOOD

  64. The S.S. SCOUT! // January 1, 2011 at 5:28 pm // Reply

    UH UH OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!!

  65. indiana jones // December 31, 2010 at 4:19 pm // Reply

    How long will this heat wave last

  66. Tiger=Awesome // December 27, 2010 at 4:10 pm // Reply

    “Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.”

  67. mom bobby nummed my tounge

  68. i am pretending to be jar jar binks

  69. How do you like my “dead dog” impression?

  70. Can you check my tongue please? I think it has a flea on it or something. Oh I know. Spray it off with the hose!

  71. ahh this is the life baby

  72. Breeze103 // July 4, 2010 at 3:49 pm // Reply

    Ahhhhhh!! I bit my tongue again!

  73. if all the rain drops were lemon-drops and gum-drops, oh what a rain that would be…

  74. waaaaaa! I don’t *sniff,sniff* have THUMBS! waaaaa!

  75. Hose! hey…you! turn it on , nice an’ slow…OK now… SQUIRT IT IN MY MOUTH!!!!! Oh yeah…

  76. …But mom! it’s not my fault! the dentist pulled my tongue out!

  77. mikey blob // June 30, 2010 at 1:27 pm // Reply

    HA HA HA HA HA HA Funny joke HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  78. watmater889 // June 29, 2010 at 9:44 am // Reply

    I broke the record for the longest tongue in the world!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!!

  79. With treats this big, there’s no room for your tounge…

  80. What kind of treat was that?! That was pure pepper!!!

  81. This is how you swallow the South American Flattypinkus Snake!

  82. hey waitress tip of advice: never put your tongue in the camp fire, oh and more water!!!!

  83. Bit of advice: NEVER EVER put your tongue down on a highway

  84. waiter! wheres my water! *pant* *pant*

  85. My tounge was dieing! it needed air!

  86. get up and go // March 31, 2010 at 7:12 pm // Reply

    You said “say ahh”, or is this not what you had in mind?

  87. At the car going down a highway simulator.

  88. “HOT.HOT. More water pleeease. It’s so HOT.”

  89. Gagh!I’m dying!I see a light!
    And icecream!

  90. “just hanging out”

  91. “Look at me im jar jar binks”!

  92. wheewwee nothin like a 321 mile run in the morning

  93. Gene Simmons can’t beat dis.

  94. Dog: Maybe my tongue grew.

  95. i’ve been waitting 10 years for it to rain

  96. I wonder if this has anything to do with those extra hot peppers?

  97. How do plants soak up sun?????

  98. ahh…mabyye I shold break down onthe spicy dog food.

  99. My mom always said that if I stared at the sun too long I’d go blind AND my tongue would become freakishly long, but I didn’t believe her. Now look what happened!

  100. Ahhhh, fresh air!

  101. need water!

  102. Champion water drinking is a bad sport for dogs. lets test it on cats!

  103. how do you like my tounge now huh, huh.

  104. Dog thought’s:Man, I hate my rubber tongue

  105. chicken-tenderson // November 29, 2009 at 4:10 pm // Reply

    Man, I shouldn’t have stayed up so late!

  106. AIH BLIT MI TUNG.
    {TRANSLATION: I BIT MY TONGUE.}

  107. to hot to hot i cant belive i ate all those peppers.

  108. MY TONGUE IS TO LONG MAN!

  109. My mouth is on FIRE!-literally!

  110. Water!WATER!

  111. OHHHHHH! MAN AM I TIERD!!!!!!!!

  112. Tongue tan!

  113. undercover jelly belly // October 19, 2009 at 1:13 pm // Reply

    I think I ate too much Fruit By The Foot.

  114. Vet: Say “AAAH”
    Dog:AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

  115. Samster the hamster2000 // October 1, 2009 at 8:00 pm // Reply

    come on! you got to admit my tongue is pretty!

  116. The pizza is a tad spicy…

  117. See master see? This is what I get if you put the water in my bowl so darn low!

  118. AHHHHHHHHH the sun feels good

  119. the blue spinner // August 31, 2009 at 7:55 am // Reply

    Owner: AUUGH! A BUNNY EAR!
    Dog: WHERE!

  120. the blue spinner // August 31, 2009 at 7:47 am // Reply

    OUCH! ok, who said tongues are made of taffy!?

  121. water i need(cough)water

  122. the dog days of summer

  123. note to self dont get your tounge stuck in the taffy puller

  124. Note to self, don’t use hot sauce instead of bbq sauce

  125. Ouch! That fish was right! My teeth are sharp! Youch!

  126. Underdog10 // August 6, 2009 at 1:42 pm // Reply

    Man, it is hot out!

  127. Dog: THIS is good enough to get in the guiness world record’s book i’snt it?!”

  128. Moy moy me-sir tinkin me-sir Jar-Jar Binks

  129. Wow check out that pluto!

  130. I new I shouldn’t have gone to the dentist.

  131. darth maul // July 30, 2009 at 2:32 pm // Reply

    i`m jar jar binks!!!!

  132. wow a dog can’t take that much.

  133. wow i’m pooped

  134. SEE!! I told you my tounge was longer!!

  135. bioniclefreak10 // July 16, 2009 at 3:10 pm // Reply

    help me my my tongue is numb

  136. look how long my tongue is

  137. They weren’t kidding when they put “extra hot” on the hot sauce bottle.

  138. Dragonmaster // July 5, 2009 at 10:49 am // Reply

    When it freezes over i got an ice ring!

  139. I shouldnt have taken that tongue tranquilizer

  140. can someone help me my tongue is asleep

  141. Need water. Need to rest and take a nap.

  142. My tounge got chopped off!!!!!

  143. “MY TONGUE IS TURNING INTO A SNAKE”

  144. Anonymous // May 29, 2009 at 1:47 pm // Reply

    New meaning to Dog Tired! My tongue is like an ant eaters, easy to get my water from the bowl if it wasn’t empty.

  145. cinnamonswirlkid // May 27, 2009 at 9:02 pm // Reply

    “I told you I’m going to set the guiness world record for longest dog! Where’s the taffy puller? My tongue is aching!”

  146. excuse me, does anybody know where the dogs world record book is?

  147. Mom always told me not to make faces on the door.

  148. fireballfuryjo // May 13, 2009 at 4:23 pm // Reply

    help,help,i’m melting

  149. Dude, I’m in Meat Lover’s heavaaaaan!

  150. Whats a dog gota do to get a treat around here!!!!!!

  151. spuirrl boy // April 21, 2009 at 10:17 am // Reply

    Come on! give me that steak! Please.

  152. oh man… I knew I shouldn’t have had that cheeseburger.

  153. you said your only going to numb me a little

  154. Ahh.. i love the garden hose. u get a drink and a bath

  155. i knew i should’nt have licked that frozen pole

  156. why are you being so rude?

  157. jedimastercoda1 // February 22, 2009 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    Man i will never go to the dentist and have novacaine.

  158. Bring on the ice cream! My tongue is ready!!!

  159. What ever you think I wasn’t sleeping I was thinking real hard

  160. “I hate radiation.”

  161. Note to self: never try to eat taffy while it’s still on the taffy puller.

  162. my tounge neds a tan too.

  163. Oh its the TOOTH fairy

  164. never ever get your tongue stuck in the taffy puller

  165. MISTER CHIPS // January 8, 2009 at 8:24 pm // Reply

    HEY DUDE I WENT THROUGH YOUR BAG AND I SAW THIS THING SO I LIKE TOTALY ATE IT COOL I CANT FEEL MY TOUNGE HEEEEYYYY GOT ANY MORE?

  166. who put that whole jalepeano in my dog food?

  167. C,mon rain already!

  168. I should HAVEN’T ATE THAT 25 PECIES OF BACON!!! NOW MY TOUNGE IS HOT AND BROKE!!!!!

  169. HaHa fooled you, it a prank tounge!

  170. Man that chilli pepper was hot!

  171. “C’mon, wheres that snowflake I saw earlier?”

  172. Do I HAVE to eat it?

  173. It’s so hot I just think im going to melt

  174. Anybody got a tongue holder? ANYBODY?

  175. “out, out now you stupid slug, oh wait, thats my tongue”

  176. Looks like another rejected Scooby Doo Toy…

  177. That dog food is rolling away!

  178. extremeworlddominator // November 7, 2008 at 9:37 pm // Reply

    the question is: how do i get it back in?

  179. Oh yeah this is nice!

  180. Too many tounge-twisters.

  181. note to self: don’t try to lick rolling pins.

  182. chickenlittle // October 21, 2008 at 8:24 pm // Reply

    This gum gets bigger and bigger everytime I chew.

  183. Blasted Recoil unit!

  184. wait a fly is coming!Oooooooooh it tasted great!

  185. thats the last time i try to figure out what’s in the blender.

  186. Told you I had the record for longest tongue!

  187. I am running out of water. Help me!!! I think I had too much of the sand in the sandbox.

  188. get up and go // October 4, 2008 at 5:48 pm // Reply

    Mmmmm! Hhh Hhh Hhh I Smell Hamburger! Sllllerp.

  189. Ouch! MY tounge is frozen in this hot day!

  190. next time….give me a smaller lollipop

  191. My tongue hurts

  192. Knew I should not have chewed up that numbing creme!

  193. if only mom could see me now! i’m in boyslife!!!!

  194. Ow I bit my tongue

  195. doing a good turn daily // September 15, 2008 at 1:16 pm // Reply

    Doggone!! It sure is HOT out here!!!!!

  196. BlackMaverick // September 10, 2008 at 4:50 pm // Reply

    If that was a 2 mile hike, then im NEVER getting my hiking merit badge…..

  197. I guess I have to get the bucket… again.

  198. i bet a chameleon cant do this better than me

  199. supersonic boom // September 3, 2008 at 1:11 pm // Reply

    I am Tongue Dog!

  200. ianster 123465789 // September 3, 2008 at 5:12 am // Reply

    Man those awakining pills realy work!!

  201. Chameleons can stretch their tongues out as long as their BODIES?

  202. hey im hungry!

  203. if i keep my tongue out here i won’t drown in spit

  204. orange lizards // August 30, 2008 at 1:26 pm // Reply

    yum yum!

  205. indyjones56 // August 30, 2008 at 8:26 am // Reply

    Aw, come on, SNOW!

  206. I LIKE SINGING (crash) oops i just broke a window (whimper)

  207. Hey, at least I might get the world record for the longest tounge.

  208. Hey doc, are my denters in yet?

  209. I dont think i was prepared for this Hike.

  210. Now all i need to learn to do is jump.

  211. hamster

    Please catch my tongue!!!!!

  212. please catch my tongue

  213. There was giraffe on my mom’s side.

  214. Man do I need a “Icee”

  215. Dog Lover 21 // August 28, 2008 at 5:43 pm // Reply

    Were is my ball hurry so I can play.

  216. Need water… hurry!!!!

  217. Oh sweet air! SWEET FRESH AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  218. give me the biscut

  219. Please rain, it is just so hot & I am soooooo thirsty

  220. uuhh. Are you gonna finish that steak?

  221. no cat got my tounge

  222. probably waiting for food

  223. This candy is delicious, but it hurts when I chew!

  224. #And I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I will always love you-u-u-u…#

  225. I can have a treat?

  226. yuck! brussle sprouts taste bad!

  227. No! I knew I should packed more water!

  228. Help! My tongue is grown to long!

  229. horses4life // August 25, 2008 at 9:16 am // Reply

    Aw this water feels much better

  230. Just a little further and it will touch the ground. . .

  231. less grooming and more drying please.

  232. my mama told me not to stick my tongue out at people or someday it will grow to the size of my owner and know its happening

  233. wasnt it to snow today i wanted to cach some flakes

  234. it is hot,hot.give me water

  235. hot,hot

  236. Blasted re-coil unit!

  237. if i drop it down far enough i wont have to buy a jump rope

  238. why did i have to get tounge extension surgery…

  239. do you think it will shrink in the dryer

  240. doctor i lied and now my tounges growin out of my mouth

  241. The Dog Days of Summer- The perfect time to give your tongue a tan!

  242. I told you your face would get stuck!

  243. Darn It! I knew I shouldn’t of put my tongue in a taffy puller!

  244. Docter-open wide and stick out your tounge Dog-aah

  245. Where is my Water ballon

  246. i hope i remeber to stop eating the peanut butter

  247. I am FREE FREE FREE I tell you FREE now someone put my tongue back in my mouth! Please anybody? OH NO!!!!!!!!! My face is stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  248. Ahhh…… jucey t-bone steak and a side of cat. YUM!

  249. Yuck! The bottom of that vaccum tasted bad!

  250. garcon 1000000 glases of water please

  251. I don’t really know why I just stuck my tongue in that taffy puller!

  252. ty the champion // August 18, 2008 at 3:20 pm // Reply

    skippy i told you if kept making faces your face would get stuck

  253. tylor jones // August 18, 2008 at 3:18 pm // Reply

    must put tounge in nose

  254. Okay!!!! No more putting peanut butter on the roof of my mouth! The water hose mouthwash is brutal!!

  255. water,must have water…

  256. oh man, I missed the fly again!

  257. haha very funny. Now tell me who made my tounge 3 feet long!?

  258. That one guy // August 15, 2008 at 1:18 pm // Reply

    Maaan, I should’ve never gone to the toffe factory!!!

  259. Guys! Stop playing tug of war with my tounge.

  260. Is it possible to tan your tongue?

  261. Can I have a alfa milkshake Pedro?

  262. Maybe the ants could use my tongue as a slip N slide…..

  263. Come On! I told you to play dead

  264. Fido, I told you not to stick your tounge to that pole!

  265. Yo,I thought you made my tongue 100,000,000ft tall.

  266. NO MORE WALKS!!!!

  267. Oh come on Rover, it’s no reason to make fun of me!

  268. I told you to quit stretching my tongue!!!!

  269. mr wanek\ PS3 IS WAY BETTER THAN WII // August 11, 2008 at 2:21 pm // Reply

    i’m not having any more penut butter

  270. That dog food was way out dated!

  271. Waiter!Where is the “dogtor”.

  272. Blah blah blah // August 9, 2008 at 6:20 pm // Reply

    I want bacon.

  273. it’s about to fall out again! somebody help me!

  274. Ah, smell that fresh mountain air.

  275. im mr. fantastic!!

  276. WOKAY WI’M WEADY FOW WATER NOW!!!!!!

  277. Exterminator // August 6, 2008 at 3:55 pm // Reply

    Look at me singing in the puppy choir!?

  278. What is THAT!?

  279. My tounge is THAT LONG!?

  280. OMG MY TONGUE MY TONGUE ITS ALIVE

  281. BACON!!!!!!! Give me that BACON!!!!!!!!!!!! BACON!! I like BACON!!!!!!

  282. gryphondrake // August 5, 2008 at 4:25 pm // Reply

    Hey everyone! Look at my coated tongue!

  283. I’m gonna do what us dogs do best!, TAN!

  284. pikachuarecool // August 5, 2008 at 8:48 am // Reply

    This will be the last time I attach rubber bands to my tounge.

  285. cheddarchips // August 4, 2008 at 9:55 pm // Reply

    I thought raindrops kept falling on my head, why won’t they fall in my mouth?

  286. I think i have something in my mouth. could you get it?

  287. THAT IS THE LAST TIME I EAT PEDRO’S ALAFA MILK SHAKE

  288. pacman0001111 // August 3, 2008 at 3:50 pm // Reply

    the only way to get water is by the rain.but its so HOT!!!!

  289. I knew i shouldn’t have eaten that bug

  290. master cheif // August 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm // Reply

    with a little magic anything is possible!!!

  291. my tongue-breez feels good.

  292. maby my toungue can sqash godzilla

  293. i think he is thinking of a all you can eat life time suply of doggyfood

  294. and thats the way you stretch a tounge

  295. Ha Ha I can stick my tounge out farther than you.

  296. sure a girraf has a long toung but at least mine isn’t blue!

  297. aah this is the life

  298. MasterChiefy // July 31, 2008 at 8:14 pm // Reply

    OMG! y r it so hot out here?! WATER!!!!!!!!!!! WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  299. beatlesfan // July 31, 2008 at 6:44 pm // Reply

    The moral of the story is keep your tongue away from the vacuum cleaner.

  300. spawn of engima // July 31, 2008 at 5:53 pm // Reply

    Dog: This air tastes like ketchup!

  301. (yawn) I’m tired!!

  302. My toung looks like a slide!

  303. Hey! A little privacy here!

  304. Feel that wonderful tongue-expanding sunshine.

  305. I don’t have a brain because I need somewhere to keep my tongue.

  306. Darn! Bit my tongue again!

  307. Here, kitty kitty kitty.

  308. Hey, dentist, how do my canines look?

  309. I had to lick the taffy stretcher…

  310. laughman209 // July 30, 2008 at 7:15 pm // Reply

    Come on!!!!!!!!! You said you would give me that steak!

  311. trainfanatic101 // July 30, 2008 at 7:09 pm // Reply

    Come on!!!!! Just ONE more treat?

  312. Well to me you smell like wet cow

  313. Hagfishspawn // July 30, 2008 at 11:44 am // Reply

    UG!! When they said the cat got my tonge i thought they were kidding!!………..Guess not……

  314. Do my eyes deiceive me,or is this a cartoon,hmmm.

  315. Insert Nickname Here // July 30, 2008 at 9:42 am // Reply

    Dog: Water, water ………..water

    Owner: Okay the pool is almost full Scruffy

  316. Pistacio Man // July 30, 2008 at 8:28 am // Reply

    This is is a birthmark people.

  317. I know, I know – no one likes the smell of wet dog in the Summer!

  318. *pant* ME NEED WATER *pant* please??

  319. stay away from the pointy teeth stay away from the pointy teeth

  320. Iam cute and cuddoy but when I bite go away.

  321. help my toung is stuck

  322. ewww! never ever eat caned spinage

  323. Boy, I never thought an amusement park for dogs could be this hot! Now, where is that water bowl?

  324. That’s the last time I run a marathon without my water bottle.

  325. AIR NEED AIR!!!!!!!!!!!

  326. chilled monkey brain // July 28, 2008 at 12:49 pm // Reply

    does my mouth make my tonge look big?

  327. “Nice Laffy Taffy.

  328. There. I think that’s the last of the peanut butter.

  329. yoyoperspon says: // July 27, 2008 at 3:45 pm // Reply

    I am so thirsty. we’ve been walking 20 miles! If you don’t give me water soon, I will bite you.

  330. I Knew I shouldn’t have eaten a hot Italian sausage!

  331. Now do you belive it is 150 degrees!!!??????

  332. prof.philip // July 27, 2008 at 12:51 pm // Reply

    talk about a tongue twister, say that 5 times fast

  333. I think he’s thirsty

  334. BOYLIFE101 // July 27, 2008 at 11:44 am // Reply

    Look at my fake tongue I got on E-bark!

  335. Malcharion // July 26, 2008 at 11:05 pm // Reply

    HEY! I’ve never noticed there was a slug in my mouth!

  336. I just hiked 5miles and then i have to play catch…… whew i had a long day.

  337. Rumba Rumba // July 26, 2008 at 12:11 pm // Reply

    Where’s the taffy pull?

  338. Rumba Rumba // July 26, 2008 at 12:10 pm // Reply

    I shouldn’t have put my tongue in the taffy machine.

  339. Dragonfan 350 // July 26, 2008 at 11:23 am // Reply

    I REALLY need to stop licking the taffy-puller.

  340. Water Water get me some water

  341. tahu nuva845 // July 25, 2008 at 3:16 pm // Reply

    If someone even mentions “milk bones” im gonna barf.

  342. Get me my pool, please.

  343. AHHH! My tongue is slipping! NO! Come back tongue .COME BACK.PLEASEEE!

  344. Yes, Yes, I want the hot dog!

  345. oh, for crying out loud give the bacon to me already!!

  346. he needs a LONG vacation (with a side of dog treats)

  347. nobody you know // July 24, 2008 at 3:36 pm // Reply

    Heee heee heee everybody knows this is an airhead

  348. wow this camera tastes good!

  349. My fake tongue is falling out!

  350. Alright. When’s lunch? I already dragged a breadbox to the kitchen. You’re under spoiling me.

  351. HAND ME THE TREAT ALREADY!

  352. Shark-Lover // July 22, 2008 at 4:50 pm // Reply

    I still can’t get the taste of that meal out of my mouth!!

  353. Joe, gimme that Motorized Wind-up Device.

  354. I said street-long walk, not country!

  355. Maybe I shouldn’t have put so much hot sauce on that dog treat.

  356. Can you take that invisible anvil off of my tongue?

  357. Man, is it hard to get that little dog treat crumb stuck to my mouth!

  358. Nothin’ like hanging your tongue out of your mouth.

  359. where is my treat?!?

  360. How come it stopped raining bacon?

  361. Ummmm… A little help here retracting my tongue…

  362. ahh spicy salsa,spicy salsa!!!

  363. blasted recoil unit!

  364. I think I bit my tail

  365. Man, I hope that bird doesn’t “Do his Business” right now!

  366. this is what happens when the fan smells like bacon.

  367. Come on, just toss the baccon!

  368. unknown guy // July 12, 2008 at 4:21 pm // Reply

    i shouldn’t of listened to steve and stuck my tuck to the metal when we were visiting santa in the north pole

  369. I think I learned a lesson, never bite an electric fence!

  370. uh, human? I got my tongue stuck on a giant icecube, then it melted on me

  371. I’ll never eat a pop-cicle again!

  372. naruto guy // July 10, 2008 at 11:41 am // Reply

    ha! you can taste the air

  373. b-balladude // July 9, 2008 at 2:46 pm // Reply

    There! Now the window’s all clean!

  374. this will get a bone

  375. Squirt the hose again… I’m ready now

  376. I was raised by chickens

  377. coolkid44 // July 6, 2008 at 8:20 pm // Reply

    yuck I should not have ate that moldy chese

  378. redneck 66 // July 6, 2008 at 3:56 pm // Reply

    If you tickle a dog to much,this might happen.

  379. Sian_the_LOL // July 6, 2008 at 10:38 am // Reply

    Uhh…..is that a slug on the bottom of my chin or am I licking water????

  380. Boy's Life lover // July 5, 2008 at 2:43 pm // Reply

    The exercise of the day is…, drumroll please, stretching our tongue.

  381. inspector b // July 5, 2008 at 1:38 pm // Reply

    I’ve tasted hot sauce before, but this is ridiculous!

  382. I bet I can catch the most raindrops:)

  383. webelos scout10 // July 4, 2008 at 4:27 pm // Reply

    AUGH THAT HOT DOG WAS HOT OUCH!

  384. bigbob 65656 // July 4, 2008 at 4:03 pm // Reply

    boy it’s hot today do you have a ice cube?

  385. Now… I can’t remember first aid for a long tongue.

  386. parabuthus // July 3, 2008 at 10:56 am // Reply

    The real reason why you dont lick a pole in the middle of winter.

  387. Ahhhh… There is nothing like panting in the warm sun!!!! Ahhhh…

  388. pickelnose // July 2, 2008 at 6:49 pm // Reply

    oh no! my tongue is falling off!!!!!

  389. cool man from troop 476 // July 2, 2008 at 6:48 pm // Reply

    remind me not to lick the hotdog of the steamroller

  390. bad boy94873 // July 2, 2008 at 8:57 am // Reply

    Note to self: Stay away from the dough!

  391. i ate too much gum

  392. Strawberry taffy, my favorite!

  393. got in a fight with a taffy puller, and it won.

  394. Ahhg, I bit my tounge

  395. jimmythecabbage // July 1, 2008 at 10:26 am // Reply

    great my most embarasing moment, on the internet!

  396. anmop2212221122332 // July 1, 2008 at 9:57 am // Reply

    werrer roff weerewer

    translation; MUST HAVE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  397. Oh yeah…..that hits the spot!

  398. I hate getting numbed at thr dentist

  399. Ok........ // June 30, 2008 at 5:11 pm // Reply

    Seems to me as if he is somewhere between thirsty and dehydration

  400. Ice cream! Please!

  401. Hilbilly 23 // June 30, 2008 at 9:39 am // Reply

    Come on! just one more treat!

  402. So hot! gotta have water!

  403. Man, that chocolate was good!

  404. kids, do not operate heavy machinery after running around in circles for an hour

  405. I’m so Happy I got the tounge twister right. But now what do I do about the numniss?

  406. Now that kids, is what exactly happens if a magician casts a spell on a dog. The spell transforms you into a dog and not think straight, causing you to want taffy and get your tongue stuck in the taffy puller. Yikes!

  407. Put this on guinnies world records.

  408. alffy bebo // June 28, 2008 at 8:23 pm // Reply

    ok, i learned my lesson stay away bike spokes

  409. Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon BACON I NEED BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  410. Thats the last time i go for taffy in the strecher

  411. futureeaglescout // June 28, 2008 at 1:35 pm // Reply

    My tongue has become petrified.

  412. I said not to like the penut butter jar!

  413. butterfinger // June 28, 2008 at 11:01 am // Reply

    OW!!!! that lobster got me!

  414. homie macaroni // June 28, 2008 at 9:11 am // Reply

    i shouldnt have gone on that hike without a water bottle.

  415. lordliafan // June 27, 2008 at 2:56 pm // Reply

    see, a dogs mouth IS cleaner than a human’s

  416. kingbeowulf // June 26, 2008 at 11:19 pm // Reply

    I have yet to succeed in my quest to touch my nose with my tongue.

  417. Please no more 20 mile hikes every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  418. That cat tasted good!!!

  419. I’ll just wait for that chipmunk to fall out of that tree right there….

  420. bring it on, cat man!

  421. ook, oo uk hak huk !

    translation: woops, too much hot sauce!

  422. crumblehop // June 25, 2008 at 10:51 am // Reply

    wow, ice cream can really wear your tounge out.

  423. ha beat that underdog!!!

  424. Ummm…… Houston we have a problem.

  425. Is that hamburger for me? please?

  426. It’s tounge-zilla!!

  427. ok,this does NOT taste like laffy taffy

  428. it is soo hot that the other dog on the other side of the-, hey wait is he turning on the hose?!?

  429. JonnyCoolDude // June 24, 2008 at 11:12 am // Reply

    Wow,I never knew I had a long and funky toungue

  430. ewwww!

  431. I think I can taste myself. I taste good!

  432. Kevin........... // June 23, 2008 at 4:33 am // Reply

    I’m over tired after a great Public meeting………………….

  433. Don’t ever fight a bee!

  434. Wow! Good thing I didn’t try that tongue twister!

  435. Please tell me that I won the gold medal at the Pooch track meet ! Please! I got it , didn’t I ?!?

  436. I really shouldn’t have stuck my tongue in the taffy puller!!!

  437. REIDBOYZ on Club Penguin // June 19, 2008 at 6:13 pm // Reply

    NEVER, EVER put your tounge in the taffy puller!!!

  438. Pack314camper5000 // June 19, 2008 at 1:29 pm // Reply

    ” Hey! I think that Underdog could could never do this!”

  439. i gave to-o-o-o-o many kisses

  440. Cool, I am The Amazing Elastoungue, evil beware!

  441. how long do i have to wait to catch a snow flake?

  442. Dialga Dude // June 18, 2008 at 1:54 pm // Reply

    ”huff,huff. Where’s my owners… I NEED TO GET MY MONEY!

  443. laffy taffy IS strechey

  444. No more Video Games…

  445. It’s my money, and I need it NOW !

  446. blaster boy // June 15, 2008 at 6:11 pm // Reply

    Golly,that’s the last time I get close to my mom’s “pancake” masher!

  447. im doing an experement of how long my tounge is

  448. “So thats why I’m not supposed to stick my head out of the car window.”

  449. “…and so kids, that is why you should never lick the ice cube tray.”

  450. 12345678910 // June 11, 2008 at 1:58 pm // Reply

    pleese take me to the . i need some nails to hold this thing in.

  451. wetpants6543 // June 11, 2008 at 5:56 am // Reply

    why am I a half dog half wolf? I’m howling with my toungue hanging out?!

  452. Commander Cody // June 10, 2008 at 8:43 pm // Reply

    My tongue needs a tan.

  453. jj's bb gunner // June 10, 2008 at 4:45 pm // Reply

    Ugh! I think I swallowed half of my fake tongue!

  454. footballfreak // June 10, 2008 at 11:08 am // Reply

    do you think my tounge grow formula worked? I’m not sure…

  455. Is that a dog and if it is that would be creepy

  456. UGHHHH! That is the last time we let Pedro Cook!

  457. Okay! Never use Tabasco Sauce on dog food!!!!

  458. Look I’m elastic dog!

  459. Boy, the dentist sure does not like dogs! I bet they like cats! Cause I like them.

  460. I'm a winner! // June 7, 2008 at 6:52 pm // Reply

    man! how do cats licktheir necks clean???

  461. Black dog – Jee Watermelon

  462. Caitlin lover // June 7, 2008 at 5:31 am // Reply

    That is the last time I try to get a closer look at a taffy puller!

  463. Man, I just can’t act like a frog anymore!

  464. Water, water, water, anything please, water

  465. UUUUGH. Whoever invented medicine did NOT like dogs.

  466. Daft Punk // June 6, 2008 at 2:47 pm // Reply

    Its called “The birds and the bees!”

  467. MarinerFreak101 // June 6, 2008 at 1:25 pm // Reply

    blasted recoil unit

  468. Man Scout // June 5, 2008 at 6:16 pm // Reply

    That is the last time I try to get a closer look at a taffy puller.

  469. the dude abides!!!!!!!!!!!

  470. UUUUGH. Never eat Cabbage Cassorole!

  471. NEVER ENTER A CONTEST WHERE YOUR TOUNGE HANGS OUT WITH A ROBOT DOG!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!

  472. “The World’s Largest Tongue should get the World’s Largest Popsicle, right?”

  473. “The World’s Largest Tongue deserves the World’s Largest Popsicle,right?”

  474. who let the tounges out

  475. I GOTS STUNG BY A WASPS ITS HURTZ

  476. Now i got a question for you ither this dog is watching grass grow or waiting for it to rain?

  477. angeleyes // June 3, 2008 at 9:04 pm // Reply

    tongue twisters! They got me!

  478. ComixFreak // June 3, 2008 at 8:47 am // Reply

    Cant…reach…my nose…

  479. ComixFreak // June 3, 2008 at 8:46 am // Reply

    Hooboy do i hate morning face

  480. My goodness!!! I can taste my face!! Boy, do I need a bath.

  481. Hey I’m just like Gene Simmons!

  482. That Tobassco sause was really hot

  483. Billybob Joe-jack Jimmeyjoe Jr. // June 2, 2008 at 9:59 am // Reply

    Cat got my tounge

  484. Sammy Boy // June 1, 2008 at 8:09 pm // Reply

    My Face Hurts!!!

  485. Doc, I’ve been saying Ahhhhh for 8 hours!!!

  486. When will the rain come?

  487. penguinboy // June 1, 2008 at 4:08 pm // Reply

    Ahhhhhh, that was really good coffee

  488. The whether man said that there was going to be snow

  489. philly cheese // June 1, 2008 at 1:34 pm // Reply

    if it gets any hotter, my tongue will fall out!

  490. Beat that, scaredy cat

  491. crashcooper2264 // May 31, 2008 at 9:59 pm // Reply

    Now I know why people like ice cream

  492. NEED…………..Millkshake

  493. Who put tabasco in my water bottle?

  494. Drop It Drop it Drop The hot Dog Now Please

  495. *Smile! *Okay here goes!!!

  496. well……………this stinks……….but I guess this is what happens when all you do s lick people.(:

  497. Who needs an umbrella when you have a tounge

  498. Alright. I you can have your treat now

  499. blue raydude // May 30, 2008 at 9:41 pm // Reply

    uh oh my tounge fell out again

  500. NEVER GET YOUR TOUNGE COT IN A CAR DOOR FROME THE OUTSIDE

  501. TRIUMPHAN RED // May 30, 2008 at 7:32 pm // Reply

    WOW!!! I wonder how I’m going to get it back into my mouth?

  502. great that guy got me yawing and he took a piture i beat evrything did i?

  503. If I can just reach my food…

  504. That things so long you can land a airplane on that thing.

  505. If someone says `taffy` one more time…

  506. plano boy // May 30, 2008 at 7:12 am // Reply

    that was a long run… when did learn to throw like that.

  507. phelp my tounges fallin out

  508. Where is a bone when you need it

  509. boyscout210 // May 29, 2008 at 7:51 pm // Reply

    i miss my bone

  510. Should have had a V-8!

  511. eyeseeall // May 29, 2008 at 6:44 pm // Reply

    my tounge gotses sunburn

  512. “No more snow?”

  513. Why’s my tongue so long?

  514. O.k. What did i learn to day,

    1. Not to play with vacum cleaners

    2. bigger tounge eqauls more thirst,

    NEEEEDDD WWATTTER… (Cough)

  515. Anonymous // May 29, 2008 at 4:33 pm // Reply

    I got my tongue stuck to the taffy machine!!!!!!

  516. Super Chris // May 29, 2008 at 2:35 pm // Reply

    Hope I don’t look to rediculous.

  517. megaman1513 // May 29, 2008 at 1:40 pm // Reply

    hold on im truying to get this one spot thatis dry on me when i got wet i thought i got my whole body

  518. I bet a Giraff can’t beat this!

  519. Mysterious // May 29, 2008 at 11:38 am // Reply

    Wow! That was a loooooong tongue twister.

  520. Get a breath mint

  521. Wow!I cant belive getting your tounge caught in a sprinkler thats on can be so fun!

  522. Anonymous // May 28, 2008 at 7:27 pm // Reply

    Now I know how Jar-Jar from Star Wars felt.

  523. Yuck, What was that? Bleach?

  524. I BIT MY TONGUE THAT HURT SOOOOOO BAD!!!!

  525. Okay, I am ready, switch on the hose!

  526. Never eat the food my troop makes.

  527. cheeseman // May 28, 2008 at 3:25 pm // Reply

    cat got my tongue

  528. cheeseman // May 28, 2008 at 3:22 pm // Reply

    just came from the taffy puller

  529. more doggy treats!

  530. Did Racoonee bite my tongue?

  531. i think i’ll lay off the hot sauce this time:(

  532. bearsfreak :) // May 27, 2008 at 9:29 pm // Reply

    Hey! Check out this worm hanging of the edge of my lip, isn’t it the biggest thing you have ever seen!!!!!!

  533. Dog: Ha! You humans do not have tongues as long as us dogs! *laughs evilly*

  534. Pa,I’m done eating.

  535. Stargazer360 // May 27, 2008 at 6:47 pm // Reply

    “I bet Underdog can’t do this!”

  536. Yiu didnt tell me it had wasibi in it

  537. littel man // May 27, 2008 at 4:49 pm // Reply

    I like it a lot it is sow good I can’t tell you.

  538. Do I need a breath mint?

  539. Your jokes always knock me dead! Now how to put that clown suit on you…

  540. BooBoprinkydinky2000 // May 27, 2008 at 2:17 pm // Reply

    Thank You for rideing fleas. Hope you enjoyed the trip. now exit of the wet toung slide. Have a nice day.

  541. That was the funniest joke I’ve ever heard! Tell another one!

  542. Feel that SUN. Oh my tongue feels it too.Wait a minute. My tongue doesen’t feel the sun, it’s dead.

  543. i win the longest touge world record

  544. now only if i hade a long neck, then i might be a giraffe

  545. gadsdihreui // May 22, 2008 at 5:27 pm // Reply

    get the treat! It’s time…

  546. byucrazyfan // May 20, 2008 at 5:55 pm // Reply

    Man, talk about getting an even tan!

  547. cheese burger // May 20, 2008 at 8:20 am // Reply

    Told you my tongue is longer than yours !

  548. Woah! That burrito had to many peppers!!

  549. janey2119 // May 19, 2008 at 4:13 pm // Reply

    Who put salt water in my dish

  550. berlinhusker // May 19, 2008 at 5:19 am // Reply

    See! Told ya I didn’t steal your gum!

  551. nate the great // May 18, 2008 at 7:30 pm // Reply

    ooh! a treat! just make it juicy!

  552. darthmonkey94 // May 17, 2008 at 9:06 pm // Reply

    Ugh! That food wasn’t bacon flavored! I guess i’ll go find another bee.

  553. What?I just want my tounge pierced!

  554. Prepare the tounge tattoo!

  555. I’m too young to die!

  556. just put the water in my mouth.

  557. Okay doctor Im ready for my fillings

  558. back off flees, i got bad breath!

  559. can i haff some water

  560. Dan the Man // May 12, 2008 at 5:16 pm // Reply

    Dude!!! Just one more doggy biscuit!!!

  561. I think the weather channel is a hoax

  562. do a good deed // May 11, 2008 at 12:50 pm // Reply

    Oay! who ut alt in my waher?

  563. Wow! I must be Spider Dog, that guy that swings frome his tongue.

  564. I don’t know how or why Pedro likes Alfalfa milkshakes. BLEGH!

  565. I can’t drool anymore!

  566. Now the fleas won’t be around me because of my bad breath.

  567. Nothing like an old tounge tan.

  568. A Im so thusty i culd drink up the hole lake.

  569. Yawn! Im going to bed

  570. Okay! who put salt in my water?

  571. Jeff knew it! His dog was part gecko!

  572. Please just give me some water!

  573. Camodude // May 8, 2008 at 9:49 pm // Reply

    that zoo man was supposed to bring my fish a half hour ago!

  574. Camodude // May 8, 2008 at 9:47 pm // Reply

    and to your right a half bear half seal we call him a beal

  575. scorpion999 // May 8, 2008 at 8:30 pm // Reply

    Don’t worry. This is an Air Heads!

  576. I wonder if I could lick my elbow if I had one?

  577. SCOUTMAN // May 8, 2008 at 5:33 pm // Reply

    Idon’t know how or why Pedro likes Alfalfa milkshakes. BLEGH!

  578. My thunge ez num.

  579. camping rules // May 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm // Reply

    Oops, it’s summer, not winter! Darn, I thought it was snowing.

  580. collie lover // May 7, 2008 at 8:44 pm // Reply

    Man! That fly tasted awful!

  581. chazman47 // May 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm // Reply

    Ok doctor how long will this take? Ahhhhhhhh…….

  582. Halo_master // May 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm // Reply

    Ugh. Is there a doctor in the house?

  583. snow tastes good!

  584. MLB dude // May 6, 2008 at 3:47 pm // Reply

    Ahhh! My face is melting!

  585. monkeyboy // May 4, 2008 at 6:20 pm // Reply

    No, my tongue is not a piece of Laffy Taffy.

  586. Ragnarok // May 3, 2008 at 6:54 pm // Reply

    Either I’m in heaven, or this is the biggest bone in the world. Give it to me, please!!!

  587. ah, i’m dying out here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  588. drbywinner101 // May 3, 2008 at 7:27 am // Reply

    Darn,I could have sworn I saw rain!

  589. i’m ready for the toothpaste. NOW!!!!!!

  590. angelguppie // May 2, 2008 at 5:22 pm // Reply

    Water…I need water….

  591. monkeyboy8 // May 2, 2008 at 3:33 pm // Reply

    politics are sooooo boring!

  592. videogame expert // May 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm // Reply

    Wow, it’s hot out , wiat what is that coming out of my mouth?!?!?!?!?!

  593. Mmmmm…. More Oveltine please!!!!

  594. I… Need… Water…

  595. I nead the fire hidrent

  596. geogy-won-kenobe // April 30, 2008 at 12:03 pm // Reply

    Aw yea! little to the right, AW! THIS IS PEERFECT!!

  597. Pedro,gimme a drink.

  598. home run hitter6 // April 28, 2008 at 4:56 pm // Reply

    give me bisquits or i’ll lick you

  599. maybe know i can audition for KISS

  600. uhhh this feels so good. now give me a hug.

  601. Stormtrooper // April 27, 2008 at 1:37 pm // Reply

    HELP!!!!!! My tunge is falling out!!!!!!!!

  602. Stormtrooper // April 26, 2008 at 10:27 pm // Reply

    See kids that’s why you should drink water and eat your veggies.

  603. Stormtrooper // April 26, 2008 at 10:23 pm // Reply

    geneiss book world record here I come!!!!

  604. stormtrooper // April 26, 2008 at 10:19 pm // Reply

    When are the rain drops gonna fall on MY head?

  605. I’m the world famous champion for the toungue-sticking-out-of-your-mouth-while-smiling contest, you know….

  606. monkeyman123 // April 26, 2008 at 6:06 pm // Reply

    Am I dreaming, or is that a piece of steak flying across the sky?

  607. What part of give me a treat don’t you understand?

  608. jokemaster8 // April 26, 2008 at 1:51 pm // Reply

    Blech! who put tabby on my siamese cat sandwich?

  609. Caption Gay // April 26, 2008 at 12:46 pm // Reply

    i hafe beg tong

  610. okay, did I win? this should be a guiness world record…

  611. rulbraker99 // April 26, 2008 at 10:23 am // Reply

    I’ll bet they wish they could do this!

  612. “knock out”

  613. is that the light at the end of the tunnel??

  614. “so are you going to give me a treat or not.”

  615. geez i thought i was just in a lake i felt so wet.

    oops just my sweat!!

  616. spaceboy97 // April 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm // Reply

    geez why doesn’t it rain in Australia

  617. OH gosh my tounge has gone numb!

  618. Yawwn!!! How long was I asleep???

  619. hellofrom626 // April 25, 2008 at 10:12 am // Reply

    Why did I eat that thing my owner gave me?

  620. Okay, did I break the record?

  621. im thirsty get me a drink of water here ill keep my mouth open while u go get some water opps i ate a bug

  622. fishermean // April 24, 2008 at 7:57 am // Reply

    I think I tried a little to hard to lick my elbow.

  623. Just ONE drop of water and I’ll go away!

  624. leonard727 // April 23, 2008 at 8:19 pm // Reply

    What? Tounges need a tan to!

  625. I can`t help that my toung is sticking out!

  626. I sat down now give me the treat

  627. boyscoutfreak12 // April 23, 2008 at 3:40 pm // Reply

    Ahh!! Get these flies out of my mouth!

  628. boo4homework // April 23, 2008 at 3:13 pm // Reply

    …rollin’ out the red carpet for a nice, juicy T-bone!

  629. What are you starin at????

  630. I made it all the way across the Sahara Desert. I need water, water, water…

  631. w-w-w-water i need w-water!

  632. cheese man5 // April 22, 2008 at 4:39 pm // Reply

    this movie is soooooooo boring!

  633. That was soooo funny….oh my gosh, my tongue fell out!

  634. aww! who forgot to fill up the pool!

  635. How did I learn to speak this tongue?

  636. Thomasrules // April 22, 2008 at 8:48 am // Reply

    Pulleeese mom! Do I have to clean my room?

  637. aaaaaaaaah! Drop the food in Buster! Nice and easy now!

  638. JoeWuzHere // April 21, 2008 at 6:18 pm // Reply

    Alright, I’m done with Yoshi. I’m gonna try Ness now.

  639. water, fresh water whpeoeee

  640. johnny cash // April 20, 2008 at 4:19 pm // Reply

    Ahh, the sun!!!

  641. Darthvader // April 19, 2008 at 5:42 pm // Reply

    I need water!

  642. quast0987654321 // April 19, 2008 at 4:08 pm // Reply

    i’m gonna die! turn down the heat!!!!!!!!!!!

  643. werd135790 // April 18, 2008 at 5:27 pm // Reply

    KISS’s bassist….in dog form!!

  644. can you please slow down here, pedro, I am DYING here.

  645. I cut my tongue! See!!!!

  646. kopaka_nuva // April 17, 2008 at 7:23 pm // Reply

    hey dentist, is my mouth clean

  647. Rc Guy 2260 // April 16, 2008 at 6:38 pm // Reply

    Oh no! What did I eat this time?

  648. Like my LONG tongue

  649. I wonder if Im lost???(Drools)

  650. NEWSFLASH! Dog gets craving for tounges!

  651. Whew it’s hot out here!

    Oh no I’ve pulled my tongue bone!

    Curse you Hollywood!

  652. He’s dreaming about slim jims and he thinks his tongue is one.

  653. $Bobert#16$ // April 12, 2008 at 4:11 pm // Reply

    See!!! I Told You Playing Tug-Of-War With My Tounge Was A Bad Idea!!!!!!!

  654. basket ball boy // April 12, 2008 at 11:54 am // Reply

    I just snuck some pizza. shhhhhhhh don’t tell my owners.Does have any breath mints

  655. like my new smile

  656. Yo Adrian i did it! { From the movie rocky}

  657. itching yourself with your tongue is very very very……very very hard!!!!

  658. Jake the Snake // April 10, 2008 at 4:39 pm // Reply

    Oh! Oh! Just a little crumb of doggy biscuit I can’t quite reach……Hey, could you get that for me?

  659. whew! who has onion breath?

  660. AHHHH my tongue its dislocated….. anyone have glue…

  661. gasping for breathe……*** waaater i need waater… man thats the good stuffff

  662. please!just one doggy biscuit please!Just one?

  663. MasterChiefUltraDude // April 8, 2008 at 11:47 pm // Reply

    Is it gone? I need my teeth clean for the next photo!

  664. Yes give me the bacon and noone gets hurt…..GIMME THE BACON!!

  665. Yeah, Pedro thinks his work is hard…. we should switch places and he’ll know whats hard!

  666. zee taff e puller // April 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm // Reply

    Why ? Is the taffe puller so cruel ?

  667. Boys life raider // April 7, 2008 at 4:43 pm // Reply

    Why can,t I get water I asked nicely, what do you want me to do play fetch ?

  668. just airing out my smelly tounge

  669. Hey! The weatherman said it was supposed to rain today>#[

  670. I’m suffacating from playing fetch!!

  671. cooldude121 // April 6, 2008 at 8:45 am // Reply

    im tired can i stay up untill midnight?

  672. Rajdon Muzin // April 5, 2008 at 8:23 pm // Reply

    I…I….CAN’T FEEL MY TOUGE!

  673. Speedy Gonzalez // April 5, 2008 at 3:17 pm // Reply

    Would you take your picture already? I want to put my tongue back in my mouth.

  674. Do I smell chicken??

  675. SSSSSOOOOOO….. TIRED…. MUST…..BREATHE

  676. Can I stop playing dead? Thanks.

  677. I smell trees. And if there’s trees …..there’s a stick!

  678. tannerscooter // April 4, 2008 at 6:43 pm // Reply

    Eeewwww…. why did my owner have to put all of that salt on his pretzel?

  679. Can we stop playing fetch?

  680. She Sells Sea Shells

    By The Seashore

  681. my toungue… it’s been cut off!!!!

  682. Anonymous Pro // April 3, 2008 at 4:56 pm // Reply

    997,998,999,1000!!! Ready or not, here I come!!!!!

  683. naruto uzumaki // April 3, 2008 at 3:46 pm // Reply

    And the home of the brave!

  684. Life is SWEET, dog!!!!!!

  685. WATER!I NEED YOU, WATER!

  686. twister 48 // April 2, 2008 at 6:40 pm // Reply

    well, i wus sleeping until my nose smelled and BANG!! i saw sum donuts

  687. Swordmaster // April 2, 2008 at 4:23 pm // Reply

    “G-i-v-e me a s-t-e-a-k!

  688. thaddeus roth // April 1, 2008 at 11:04 pm // Reply

    Aw, it broke again!

  689. FunkyBlueMonkey // April 1, 2008 at 5:17 pm // Reply

    Doggie iz a good boy!

  690. hey winter where are you (a boy walks by) hey dog if your waiting for a snowflake i’s summer [dog] oh well

  691. man!!! that snowflake sure is taking a while!!!

  692. You can close your mouth now

  693. hey baby come over here

  694. Deanhoudini // March 31, 2008 at 11:39 am // Reply

    I finally figured out how to lick the inside of my elbow, and now look what happened!

  695. *yawn* but im not a bit sleepy ma.

  696. BasscrossX // March 30, 2008 at 7:38 pm // Reply

    ahh!!!! my tonge is playing dead!

  697. does anybods have a shrink ray

  698. bleh thats gross

  699. what! its not a hotdog!…… wel a least tung tastes good

  700. love at first sight!!!!!!

  701. Whats wrong with the dog? Cat got his tongue?

  702. Say AHHHHH!

  703. Oh ya I call dibs on the fish

  704. sinester man // March 29, 2008 at 6:40 pm // Reply

    i’m practicing for the dentist

  705. Expactoman109 // March 29, 2008 at 3:45 pm // Reply

    I’m Dead!

  706. I’ve been waiting for five hours for my water where is it!?

  707. rob bob42296 // March 29, 2008 at 3:11 pm // Reply

    Never get your tongue stuck to a pole in the winter and wait till the summer to thaw it out…….. 😀

  708. NOVICANE?!?!?! I thought that was water.

  709. Beethoven! Don’t act in that movie! Come baaaaaack!

  710. merlinman28 // March 28, 2008 at 9:26 pm // Reply

    Please… Rain… PLEASE!!!

  711. Bennyboy1436 // March 28, 2008 at 8:56 pm // Reply

    “Boy that tounge massager worked well but… its hard to keep my tounge in my mouth now.”

  712. MY ONER IS BACK!PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A TREAT PLEASE?

  713. Doggietwist // March 28, 2008 at 7:50 pm // Reply

    “All the better to lick you with, my dear!”

  714. awesome951 // March 28, 2008 at 5:47 pm // Reply

    I tot i taw a putty tat!

  715. yuk! the rain doesn’t taste very good!

  716. Never, ever, ever, ever get your tounge caught in the taffy puller!

  717. Funny, hot rain!

  718. That day, I learned that my dog Candy’s tongue was made of saltwater taffy.

  719. W-what happened a-at the v-vet?

  720. BHA HA HA MADE YOU LOOK! HA HA HA HA!!!!

  721. Ith’s the rootey tootey fresh and fruity…with extra sthrawberries…In the shape of a kitty cat!!!!!!

  722. Yeah, that’s the right spot!

  723. See nothing in my mouth!

  724. Boyslifefanatic // March 27, 2008 at 7:49 pm // Reply

    Did someone say lunch? Dinner? Dessert?

  725. SO PARCHED NEED 5 GALLONS OF WATER

  726. So tired, but awake enough to see donut’s in front of my own eyes.

  727. peace down yo // March 27, 2008 at 6:00 pm // Reply

    “Man I made an awesome slide yo … So slide down fleas SLIDE !!!!!!!”

  728. Dosen’ T MY New fake tounge chew toy look real ?

  729. Windows2000/ME/XP // March 27, 2008 at 4:15 pm // Reply

    My tounge fell out and i can’t pull it up!

  730. Oh, come on already just give me the bone!!!!

  731. This is what happens when you try to impress a poodle by doing 300 push-ups,bench press 2 times my weight, and doggy paddle 2 miles.

  732. ever since that cow transplanted tounges with me, it just seems to get hotter

  733. Vaaampiiire…

  734. must clean chin, wate were is my chin?

  735. I will eat you

  736. Boy! Who said that guy could sing?

  737. what? is there something on my face?

  738. megamanadvent45 // March 26, 2008 at 6:58 pm // Reply

    99,100. Wow,those situps need to be more challenging

  739. Where’s my water bowl, I’m dieing here

  740. Ha Ha, mines longer!

  741. SOOOOO HOT! NEEEED WATER!

  742. Scout101_3 // March 26, 2008 at 6:30 pm // Reply

    Ackkk! Ackkk! I Swallowed My Chew toy!!

  743. Yahoo!!!

  744. This is what a dog that has been chasing his tail for 3 hours straight looks like.

  745. I watched The Shaggy Dog to long

  746. Duck got my tongue!!

  747. “Hmmm. If I had choice I would stick my head out side of the car window.’

  748. Why do they have to make candy that can stretch??????

  749. A run in the sahara desert sure does stretch a tongue out

  750. Rascal the Crazy // March 26, 2008 at 3:16 pm // Reply

    Hey! Who gave me a giraffe tongue?

  751. zackattack // March 26, 2008 at 2:28 pm // Reply

    I bet you think this is fake!

  752. oh yeah! I can sing louder.

  753. Ha!!! I sing louder!

  754. HA!!! I bet UNDER DOG can’t do this!!!!

  755. OOOOHH. Boneless buffallo wings!! I’ll take 6 dozen!

  756. Food… Foood… Fooood!!!!!!!! Mommy I hungry!!

  757. I was born this way…

  758. BlueLighteningDude // March 26, 2008 at 8:57 am // Reply

    Could someone please put my tongue back???

  759. Man! Is it hot out or is it just me!

  760. If anyone asks, I’m tanning my tongue.

  761. what i just am playing zombie

  762. 1001110010100110 // March 25, 2008 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    I think I just broke my jaw!

  763. Ewww! How dare you feed me dog food!

  764. Come on!why did you put so much hot sauce on my food!

  765. ha! my tounge is longer than yours!

  766. eggman the 17 // March 25, 2008 at 6:12 pm // Reply

    bet I can lick my elbow!

  767. dandielion // March 25, 2008 at 4:52 pm // Reply

    Well I know not to mess with Pedro again.

  768. dandielion // March 25, 2008 at 4:45 pm // Reply

    Maybe I could put this in the world record book,dog with the longest tounge!

  769. the new………..elastic dog tongue!

  770. I can’t just lick my nose, I can lick my neck!!!

  771. ha i do have a tonge

  772. rupet bear // March 25, 2008 at 3:12 pm // Reply

    now i can lick my lolly pop

  773. The Danny Boy // March 25, 2008 at 2:59 pm // Reply

    That the last time I let Pedro cook for me!!!

  774. the dog is pretending there is a GIANT cake in front of him.

  775. werewolf59 // March 25, 2008 at 2:50 pm // Reply

    why do i have to wake up, dad??? it is 3 A.M. in the morning!!!!!!!

  776. Hot sauce!!!!! *faints*

  777. I cant fit my tongue in my mouth so I’m just keeping it hanging.yea

  778. yoyoyoyoyoyoyo // March 25, 2008 at 11:15 am // Reply

    Just catchin’ some sun.I’M CHOKEING!!!!!!

  779. Hey! lets try to catch the snow with my tongue!

  780. umm, guys?

  781. Mommy, sob body made my tounge nub!

  782. futureeaglescout // March 24, 2008 at 9:44 pm // Reply

    Frogs, eat your heart out!!!!!!

  783. Maybe the tongue extension surgery wasn’t such a great idea…

  784. some people say dogs can’t lap up much water with only their tongue…I am proving them wrong

  785. Ha I will never fall for that “he there is something on your shirt” trick again!!!

  786. babygotback // March 24, 2008 at 6:11 pm // Reply

    hey look i can lick myself

  787. That was some mouth wattering chocolate!

  788. I’ll wash your car for a dog bone.

  789. twister 48 // March 24, 2008 at 3:26 pm // Reply

    come on mom!! can i have some kibbles… i didn’t mean to hurt the child

  790. come here baby, lay one on me

  791. I’m showing off my toungh

  792. My tongue is very salty from swimming.

  793. let it all hang out

  794. Dog Food. M..M..M…toasty

  795. Eastic Tounge Dog is on the job!

  796. YAWN… Good Morning!

  797. What did they spike that dog food with?

  798. bstan 3294 // March 24, 2008 at 8:22 am // Reply

    ahhhhhh Gene Simmons (kiss) is a dawg.

  799. Wow,all that tongue growing has made me thirsty.

  800. Must not eat sausage… must not eat sausage…

  801. Look I can toch my nose and neck with my toung!!!

  802. FINALLY!!!!!! I’ve been holding this stuff forever!!!!!!!!

  803. Chacer28571 // March 23, 2008 at 11:40 am // Reply

    Yay! it’s raining kibble!!!!!!

  804. wow fido sure is a hard sleeper

  805. Mmmm! oops,got some kethup on my neck! Let me slowly lick it off with my long tounge.

  806. Cheese Cookie Hobo Monkey Guy // March 22, 2008 at 8:49 pm // Reply

    Stupid cats.

  807. I can’t get my tongue back inside my mouth!!

  808. Kykykyle295 // March 22, 2008 at 8:10 pm // Reply

    Ok… Sergery for my tounge is ready docter!

  809. mojoejoejoe // March 22, 2008 at 7:50 pm // Reply

    I almost have my tounge thawed!!

  810. Darth Vader // March 22, 2008 at 7:07 pm // Reply

    Ahhhh! Nothing like my big tongue falling out!

  811. Is there something on my face?

  812. Littlecloud // March 22, 2008 at 6:52 pm // Reply

    “I Shouldn’t have left thoes 300 laffy taffys in my mouth last night!”

  813. OOPS!! My tongue fell out!

  814. I WANNA LICK YOU!!!

  815. I’m thirsty. It’s cloudy. I’m lazy. Please rain.

  816. tiffney02019 // March 22, 2008 at 4:37 pm // Reply

    It has been a long dry day.

  817. The captin // March 22, 2008 at 4:00 pm // Reply

    Huh, I thought being a boy scout was easy!

  818. So this is why cats wash themselves!

  819. I had no idea I had such an amazing voice!

  820. OKAY! Got any more dog biscuits? HELLO? HELLO? Are you listening to me? I’m hungry!

  821. I still can’t reach the cookies…

  822. yawwwwn! i stayed up to late last night casing cats.

  823. koolkkid64 // March 22, 2008 at 2:06 pm // Reply

    I NEED MY WATER GIVE ME WATER !!!!!!!

  824. frankinstine // March 22, 2008 at 1:47 pm // Reply

    put her here.

  825. I thuoght it was snowing

  826. When a dogs tongue hangs out means he/her is happy!!!!!!!

  827. N-n-n-neeed waterrr must-t-t h-h-have wa-water

  828. i think i swalowd a bug….

  829. man, am I thirsty

  830. Did my tongue tatoo show up?

  831. A bird dog, do I look like a bird to you.

  832. Puzzle pirate fan // March 21, 2008 at 10:11 am // Reply

    Now that I took a bath now its time to tan 🙂

  833. I shouldn’t have had the BBQ pizza last night.

  834. My tongue is in the wrong way

  835. NO NO NO your in a movie! NO LICKING THE CAMERA!

  836. monkey man // March 20, 2008 at 2:34 pm // Reply

    yum…….got any more cats?

  837. Darth Sideous // March 20, 2008 at 7:36 am // Reply

    Maybe using my tongue to do pull-ups on the bar was a bad idea

  838. Dj Druff14 // March 19, 2008 at 4:45 pm // Reply

    OWWW! Jimmy, I told you! My tail does not look like a corn dog!

  839. water! water!

  840. CHRISAKAZAM // March 18, 2008 at 8:51 pm // Reply

    I think I need to staple my tongue back!

  841. Chrisakazam // March 18, 2008 at 8:50 pm // Reply

    AH..AH…AHHHHCHOOOOOO!

  842. Ah! Who wants to join in?

  843. computer geek // March 18, 2008 at 6:26 pm // Reply

    Ha ha, bet I ruined the picture! 😈

  844. Auggh! it's stuck again! // March 18, 2008 at 6:22 pm // Reply

    Come on….Come ON! blasted recoil unit!

  845. I wish that chipmunk would bring me more water!

  846. I set the new record for the longest tongue !!

  847. Don’t ever stick your tongue to a frozen flagpole and then pull !!!!!!

  848. Need…Laffy…Taffy…Back…In…Mouth.

  849. Need…m..m..milkshake.

  850. Anyone for a tongue sandwich?

  851. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!!!

  852. Sushimaster144 // March 17, 2008 at 7:56 pm // Reply

    take a look at that tounge/whip!

  853. I never realized how big my tongue is. hmm.. strange.

  854. sasquatch got his tounge

  855. by the way guys, have i told you how tiered i am???

  856. I’m sooooo tired.

  857. DarkAngelMike // March 17, 2008 at 12:38 pm // Reply

    “Lip-Smacking good!”

  858. When can I take off this fake tongue?

  859. Silly Dilly // March 16, 2008 at 7:33 pm // Reply

    Okay lets see if i can break the world record for having my tounge out for the longest time just four maore days and i win!!!! =)

  860. taste like KFC

  861. “I’ve always wanted to tan my tongue!”

  862. kimbarules // March 16, 2008 at 6:54 pm // Reply

    Maybe I should have gotten that surgery on my tongue to make it shorter. Ooohhhh…

  863. salsa n rojo // March 16, 2008 at 5:15 pm // Reply

    arrrrggggh to much salsa WATER WATER!

  864. stormtrooper // March 16, 2008 at 5:03 pm // Reply

    Mom quick!!!!!!! Call Ripleys Believe or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  865. AAAAAH, do I have to take a bath? I can do it much better with my tounge!!

  866. Don’t make me laugh!!! There is no such thing as laughing gas!!! Wait…

  867. What is up there?

  868. deep diver // March 16, 2008 at 1:11 pm // Reply

    Finally, I can reach my slushie

  869. Are we there yet, we have walked for 10,000!

  870. “Help!!!!! My tong wen numb!!!!!”

  871. Video Game Man // March 16, 2008 at 8:53 am // Reply

    Mommy!!!! Is there a spot on my tounge?

  872. i didnt know i had a toung?!

  873. stormin nc // March 16, 2008 at 3:58 am // Reply

    ouch i keep biting my tongue and i do not know why.

  874. Who needs a bath when you have a tongue?!?!

  875. "Red O'Malley" // March 15, 2008 at 6:03 pm // Reply

    He is singing opera.

  876. pickle the string cheese // March 15, 2008 at 5:32 pm // Reply

    “This is what comes from sticking your tongue on ice, kids!”

  877. TRIUMPHANT RED // March 15, 2008 at 5:29 pm // Reply

    “whaf are youf lookung at?”

  878. TRIUMPHANT RED // March 15, 2008 at 5:25 pm // Reply

    “I think I stuck my head out the car window to long!”

  879. Whats wrong? Air got your tongue?

  880. laffy taffy tongue

  881. Now I know why mom told me not to eat so much candy.

  882. Mom, the docter fixed my tounge. it just doesnn’t work as well.

  883. Forget toughing your nose, I can touch my ear!

  884. “NO! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME! I DESERVE A CHANCE TO LICK MYSELF! NOT THE BATH!”

  885. chocolate, ahhhhhh!

  886. That was the most boring skit ever!

  887. Mom, that AirHead was too long….

  888. “M,M Hot dogs for dinner.” How,d that sound for my impression of homer simpson?

  889. “Ah so thats what a neck tastes like!”

  890. HOT HOT to much hot sauce!!!!!!!!!!

  891. dantheman427626 // March 14, 2008 at 3:16 pm // Reply

    “Ahhh, but why can’t I go on that campout with Billy!”

  892. Daredevil427626 // March 14, 2008 at 3:14 pm // Reply

    “Yup, taste like its gonna rain.”

  893. Superdood427626 // March 14, 2008 at 3:14 pm // Reply

    “This sure beats sticking my head out the car window.”

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