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hi! im dante! weres migel?
this is unateral
I’m gonna bite off my tongue!
I’m part giraffe. A giraffe can have a tongue up to two feet long! Watch!
Can someone please give me some water?
Oh man it’s way to hot to be chasing rabbits today.
look i’ma frog!
And the award for longest tongue go’s to…
can someone please roll it back into my mouth. I made the mistake of barking
now i now what the crocodile eats for dinner
Who streched it! Who!
mmm……… so……….. juicy………
Ah, sunlight!
Now, I’m gonna be in the book 2015 Wold Records!!!
A bee stung my tongue!
I can part the hair on my head with it!
Owwwwwwww, the sand is so hot.
water!!….water!!!!!!!!
Man this breeze is strong! I can’t even keep my tongue in my mouth!
Ice cream?! Ice cream?! WHERE?!?!
Who turned on the thermostat?
YEAH, finally I get my life time supply of meat of all kinds.
What am i doing??? IM LICKING LIPS DO YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT
What? Just licking my shoulder…..
is that a dog treat that i smell?
I just took Tongue-Gro and now I’m waiting fot the rain because I am very thirsty.
Wet dog. Large Tonque.
NOOOOOOO! I’M MELTING!
Did somebody say,”Fresh steak”?
man o man i am so tired i might even fall asleep on the coast of the elephant
S.O.S. HELP ME!!!!!!!!
ahhh! Christina Aguelara is TERRIBLE!
Were Finaly done with that hike Ahhhhhh
look out! slimy thing coming out of his mouth!
I see water! No, that is a rain cloud.
Here kitty. Into the pitch-black cave.(burp)
UUUh im regreting eating that shoe
say “ahh”.
is this normal because i just was out in the sun and heat a little?
Oh, yeah… a little to the left jim, no,no, down a little…
Man, first the hose, and now the ten-year-old cat food! I’m going to get you for this…as soon as I recover.
play ded!!
Ahh… Getting a Blizzard from DQ is so much fun, especially when it is 120 degrees out here.
AAWW. Running through the sprinklers on a hot day is soooo fun.
im a graiffe.
Is there any other way to tan your tonge?
Hello? Can’t anyone tell I’m thirsty?
MY tongue is numb!
I think I can reach the BBQ that got stuck on my shoulder.
I’m dead
Me Jalapeno is SPICY!!!
Is my tounge red?
PANT,PANT,PANT,man i HATE running threw the garden!!!
Does my breath stink?
Just toss the the treat right in here and don’t mind the tongue.
yeah thats some juicy new york strip!
maybe just maybe i will catch pedro with my tounge
i’m “playing dead”!
my tongue feeds on solor power
Mmmm, that bacon hit the spot!
I am so THIRSTY!!!!
my tounge… my tounge is so… FLOPPY!!
FOOD! GLORYIS FOOD
UH UH OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!!
How long will this heat wave last
“Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.”
mom bobby nummed my tounge
i am pretending to be jar jar binks
How do you like my “dead dog” impression?
Can you check my tongue please? I think it has a flea on it or something. Oh I know. Spray it off with the hose!
ahh this is the life baby
Ahhhhhh!! I bit my tongue again!
if all the rain drops were lemon-drops and gum-drops, oh what a rain that would be…
waaaaaa! I don’t *sniff,sniff* have THUMBS! waaaaa!
Hose! hey…you! turn it on , nice an’ slow…OK now… SQUIRT IT IN MY MOUTH!!!!! Oh yeah…
…But mom! it’s not my fault! the dentist pulled my tongue out!
HA HA HA HA HA HA Funny joke HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I broke the record for the longest tongue in the world!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!!
With treats this big, there’s no room for your tounge…
What kind of treat was that?! That was pure pepper!!!
This is how you swallow the South American Flattypinkus Snake!
i guess thats how…
hey waitress tip of advice: never put your tongue in the camp fire, oh and more water!!!!
Bit of advice: NEVER EVER put your tongue down on a highway
waiter! wheres my water! *pant* *pant*
My tounge was dieing! it needed air!
You said “say ahh”, or is this not what you had in mind?
At the car going down a highway simulator.
“HOT.HOT. More water pleeease. It’s so HOT.”
Gagh!I’m dying!I see a light!
And icecream!
“just hanging out”
“Look at me im jar jar binks”!
That is SO funny!!
wheewwee nothin like a 321 mile run in the morning
Gene Simmons can’t beat dis.
Dog: Maybe my tongue grew.
i’ve been waitting 10 years for it to rain
I wonder if this has anything to do with those extra hot peppers?
How do plants soak up sun?????
ahh…mabyye I shold break down onthe spicy dog food.
My mom always said that if I stared at the sun too long I’d go blind AND my tongue would become freakishly long, but I didn’t believe her. Now look what happened!
Ahhhh, fresh air!
need water!
Champion water drinking is a bad sport for dogs. lets test it on cats!
how do you like my tounge now huh, huh.
Dog thought’s:Man, I hate my rubber tongue
Man, I shouldn’t have stayed up so late!
AIH BLIT MI TUNG.
{TRANSLATION: I BIT MY TONGUE.}
to hot to hot i cant belive i ate all those peppers.
MY TONGUE IS TO LONG MAN!
My mouth is on FIRE!-literally!
Water!WATER!
OHHHHHH! MAN AM I TIERD!!!!!!!!
Tongue tan!
I think I ate too much Fruit By The Foot.
Vet: Say “AAAH”
Dog:AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
come on! you got to admit my tongue is pretty!
The pizza is a tad spicy…
See master see? This is what I get if you put the water in my bowl so darn low!
AHHHHHHHHH the sun feels good
Owner: AUUGH! A BUNNY EAR!
Dog: WHERE!
OUCH! ok, who said tongues are made of taffy!?
water i need(cough)water
the dog days of summer
note to self dont get your tounge stuck in the taffy puller
Note to self, don’t use hot sauce instead of bbq sauce
Ouch! That fish was right! My teeth are sharp! Youch!
Man, it is hot out!
Dog: THIS is good enough to get in the guiness world record’s book i’snt it?!”
Moy moy me-sir tinkin me-sir Jar-Jar Binks
Wow check out that pluto!
I new I shouldn’t have gone to the dentist.
i`m jar jar binks!!!!
wow a dog can’t take that much.
wow i’m pooped
SEE!! I told you my tounge was longer!!
help me my my tongue is numb
look how long my tongue is
They weren’t kidding when they put “extra hot” on the hot sauce bottle.
When it freezes over i got an ice ring!
I shouldnt have taken that tongue tranquilizer
can someone help me my tongue is asleep
Need water. Need to rest and take a nap.
My tounge got chopped off!!!!!
“MY TONGUE IS TURNING INTO A SNAKE”
New meaning to Dog Tired! My tongue is like an ant eaters, easy to get my water from the bowl if it wasn’t empty.
“I told you I’m going to set the guiness world record for longest dog! Where’s the taffy puller? My tongue is aching!”
excuse me, does anybody know where the dogs world record book is?
Mom always told me not to make faces on the door.
help,help,i’m melting
Dude, I’m in Meat Lover’s heavaaaaan!
Whats a dog gota do to get a treat around here!!!!!!
Come on! give me that steak! Please.
oh man… I knew I shouldn’t have had that cheeseburger.
you said your only going to numb me a little
Ahh.. i love the garden hose. u get a drink and a bath
i knew i should’nt have licked that frozen pole
why are you being so rude?
Man i will never go to the dentist and have novacaine.
Bring on the ice cream! My tongue is ready!!!
What ever you think I wasn’t sleeping I was thinking real hard
“I hate radiation.”
Note to self: never try to eat taffy while it’s still on the taffy puller.
my tounge neds a tan too.
Oh its the TOOTH fairy
never ever get your tongue stuck in the taffy puller
HEY DUDE I WENT THROUGH YOUR BAG AND I SAW THIS THING SO I LIKE TOTALY ATE IT COOL I CANT FEEL MY TOUNGE HEEEEYYYY GOT ANY MORE?
who put that whole jalepeano in my dog food?
C,mon rain already!
I should HAVEN’T ATE THAT 25 PECIES OF BACON!!! NOW MY TOUNGE IS HOT AND BROKE!!!!!
HaHa fooled you, it a prank tounge!
Man that chilli pepper was hot!
“C’mon, wheres that snowflake I saw earlier?”
Do I HAVE to eat it?
It’s so hot I just think im going to melt
Anybody got a tongue holder? ANYBODY?
“out, out now you stupid slug, oh wait, thats my tongue”
Looks like another rejected Scooby Doo Toy…
That dog food is rolling away!
the question is: how do i get it back in?
Oh yeah this is nice!
Too many tounge-twisters.
note to self: don’t try to lick rolling pins.
This gum gets bigger and bigger everytime I chew.
Blasted Recoil unit!
wait a fly is coming!Oooooooooh it tasted great!
thats the last time i try to figure out what’s in the blender.
Told you I had the record for longest tongue!
I am running out of water. Help me!!! I think I had too much of the sand in the sandbox.
Mmmmm! Hhh Hhh Hhh I Smell Hamburger! Sllllerp.
Ouch! MY tounge is frozen in this hot day!
next time….give me a smaller lollipop
My tongue hurts
Knew I should not have chewed up that numbing creme!
if only mom could see me now! i’m in boyslife!!!!
Ow I bit my tongue
Doggone!! It sure is HOT out here!!!!!
If that was a 2 mile hike, then im NEVER getting my hiking merit badge…..
I guess I have to get the bucket… again.
i bet a chameleon cant do this better than me
I am Tongue Dog!
Man those awakining pills realy work!!
Chameleons can stretch their tongues out as long as their BODIES?
hey im hungry!
if i keep my tongue out here i won’t drown in spit
yum yum!
Aw, come on, SNOW!
I LIKE SINGING (crash) oops i just broke a window (whimper)
Hey, at least I might get the world record for the longest tounge.
Hey doc, are my denters in yet?
I dont think i was prepared for this Hike.
Now all i need to learn to do is jump.
hamster
Please catch my tongue!!!!!
please catch my tongue
There was giraffe on my mom’s side.
Man do I need a “Icee”
Were is my ball hurry so I can play.
Need water… hurry!!!!
Oh sweet air! SWEET FRESH AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
give me the biscut
Please rain, it is just so hot & I am soooooo thirsty
uuhh. Are you gonna finish that steak?
no cat got my tounge
probably waiting for food
This candy is delicious, but it hurts when I chew!
#And I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I will always love you-u-u-u…#
I can have a treat?
yuck! brussle sprouts taste bad!
No! I knew I should packed more water!
Help! My tongue is grown to long!
Aw this water feels much better
Just a little further and it will touch the ground. . .
less grooming and more drying please.
my mama told me not to stick my tongue out at people or someday it will grow to the size of my owner and know its happening
wasnt it to snow today i wanted to cach some flakes
it is hot,hot.give me water
hot,hot
Blasted re-coil unit!
if i drop it down far enough i wont have to buy a jump rope
why did i have to get tounge extension surgery…
do you think it will shrink in the dryer
doctor i lied and now my tounges growin out of my mouth
The Dog Days of Summer- The perfect time to give your tongue a tan!
I told you your face would get stuck!
Darn It! I knew I shouldn’t of put my tongue in a taffy puller!
Docter-open wide and stick out your tounge Dog-aah
Where is my Water ballon
i hope i remeber to stop eating the peanut butter
I am FREE FREE FREE I tell you FREE now someone put my tongue back in my mouth! Please anybody? OH NO!!!!!!!!! My face is stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhh…… jucey t-bone steak and a side of cat. YUM!
Yuck! The bottom of that vaccum tasted bad!
garcon 1000000 glases of water please
I don’t really know why I just stuck my tongue in that taffy puller!
skippy i told you if kept making faces your face would get stuck
must put tounge in nose
Okay!!!! No more putting peanut butter on the roof of my mouth! The water hose mouthwash is brutal!!
water,must have water…
oh man, I missed the fly again!
haha very funny. Now tell me who made my tounge 3 feet long!?
Maaan, I should’ve never gone to the toffe factory!!!
Guys! Stop playing tug of war with my tounge.
Is it possible to tan your tongue?
Can I have a alfa milkshake Pedro?
Maybe the ants could use my tongue as a slip N slide…..
Come On! I told you to play dead
Fido, I told you not to stick your tounge to that pole!
Yo,I thought you made my tongue 100,000,000ft tall.
NO MORE WALKS!!!!
Oh come on Rover, it’s no reason to make fun of me!
I told you to quit stretching my tongue!!!!
i’m not having any more penut butter
That dog food was way out dated!
Waiter!Where is the “dogtor”.
I want bacon.
it’s about to fall out again! somebody help me!
Ah, smell that fresh mountain air.
im mr. fantastic!!
WOKAY WI’M WEADY FOW WATER NOW!!!!!!
Look at me singing in the puppy choir!?
What is THAT!?
My tounge is THAT LONG!?
OMG MY TONGUE MY TONGUE ITS ALIVE
BACON!!!!!!! Give me that BACON!!!!!!!!!!!! BACON!! I like BACON!!!!!!
Hey everyone! Look at my coated tongue!
I’m gonna do what us dogs do best!, TAN!
This will be the last time I attach rubber bands to my tounge.
I thought raindrops kept falling on my head, why won’t they fall in my mouth?
I think i have something in my mouth. could you get it?
THAT IS THE LAST TIME I EAT PEDRO’S ALAFA MILK SHAKE
the only way to get water is by the rain.but its so HOT!!!!
I knew i shouldn’t have eaten that bug
with a little magic anything is possible!!!
my tongue-breez feels good.
maby my toungue can sqash godzilla
i think he is thinking of a all you can eat life time suply of doggyfood
and thats the way you stretch a tounge
Ha Ha I can stick my tounge out farther than you.
sure a girraf has a long toung but at least mine isn’t blue!
aah this is the life
OMG! y r it so hot out here?! WATER!!!!!!!!!!! WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The moral of the story is keep your tongue away from the vacuum cleaner.
Dog: This air tastes like ketchup!
(yawn) I’m tired!!
My toung looks like a slide!
Hey! A little privacy here!
Feel that wonderful tongue-expanding sunshine.
I don’t have a brain because I need somewhere to keep my tongue.
Darn! Bit my tongue again!
Here, kitty kitty kitty.
Hey, dentist, how do my canines look?
I had to lick the taffy stretcher…
Come on!!!!!!!!! You said you would give me that steak!
Come on!!!!! Just ONE more treat?
Well to me you smell like wet cow
UG!! When they said the cat got my tonge i thought they were kidding!!………..Guess not……
Do my eyes deiceive me,or is this a cartoon,hmmm.
Dog: Water, water ………..water
Owner: Okay the pool is almost full Scruffy
This is is a birthmark people.
I know, I know – no one likes the smell of wet dog in the Summer!
*pant* ME NEED WATER *pant* please??
stay away from the pointy teeth stay away from the pointy teeth
Iam cute and cuddoy but when I bite go away.
help my toung is stuck
ewww! never ever eat caned spinage
Boy, I never thought an amusement park for dogs could be this hot! Now, where is that water bowl?
That’s the last time I run a marathon without my water bottle.
AIR NEED AIR!!!!!!!!!!!
does my mouth make my tonge look big?
“Nice Laffy Taffy.
There. I think that’s the last of the peanut butter.
I am so thirsty. we’ve been walking 20 miles! If you don’t give me water soon, I will bite you.
I Knew I shouldn’t have eaten a hot Italian sausage!
Now do you belive it is 150 degrees!!!??????
talk about a tongue twister, say that 5 times fast
I think he’s thirsty
Look at my fake tongue I got on E-bark!
HEY! I’ve never noticed there was a slug in my mouth!
I just hiked 5miles and then i have to play catch…… whew i had a long day.
Where’s the taffy pull?
I shouldn’t have put my tongue in the taffy machine.
I REALLY need to stop licking the taffy-puller.
Water Water get me some water
If someone even mentions “milk bones” im gonna barf.
Get me my pool, please.
AHHH! My tongue is slipping! NO! Come back tongue .COME BACK.PLEASEEE!
Yes, Yes, I want the hot dog!
oh, for crying out loud give the bacon to me already!!
he needs a LONG vacation (with a side of dog treats)
Heee heee heee everybody knows this is an airhead
wow this camera tastes good!
My fake tongue is falling out!
Alright. When’s lunch? I already dragged a breadbox to the kitchen. You’re under spoiling me.
HAND ME THE TREAT ALREADY!
I still can’t get the taste of that meal out of my mouth!!
Joe, gimme that Motorized Wind-up Device.
I said street-long walk, not country!
Maybe I shouldn’t have put so much hot sauce on that dog treat.
Can you take that invisible anvil off of my tongue?
Man, is it hard to get that little dog treat crumb stuck to my mouth!
Nothin’ like hanging your tongue out of your mouth.
where is my treat?!?
How come it stopped raining bacon?
Ummmm… A little help here retracting my tongue…
ahh spicy salsa,spicy salsa!!!
blasted recoil unit!
I think I bit my tail
Man, I hope that bird doesn’t “Do his Business” right now!
this is what happens when the fan smells like bacon.
Come on, just toss the baccon!
i shouldn’t of listened to steve and stuck my tuck to the metal when we were visiting santa in the north pole
I think I learned a lesson, never bite an electric fence!
uh, human? I got my tongue stuck on a giant icecube, then it melted on me
I’ll never eat a pop-cicle again!
ha! you can taste the air
There! Now the window’s all clean!
this will get a bone
Squirt the hose again… I’m ready now
I was raised by chickens
yuck I should not have ate that moldy chese
If you tickle a dog to much,this might happen.
Uhh…..is that a slug on the bottom of my chin or am I licking water????
The exercise of the day is…, drumroll please, stretching our tongue.
I’ve tasted hot sauce before, but this is ridiculous!
I bet I can catch the most raindrops:)
AUGH THAT HOT DOG WAS HOT OUCH!
boy it’s hot today do you have a ice cube?
Now… I can’t remember first aid for a long tongue.
The real reason why you dont lick a pole in the middle of winter.
Ahhhh… There is nothing like panting in the warm sun!!!! Ahhhh…
oh no! my tongue is falling off!!!!!
remind me not to lick the hotdog of the steamroller
Note to self: Stay away from the dough!
i ate too much gum
Strawberry taffy, my favorite!
got in a fight with a taffy puller, and it won.
Ahhg, I bit my tounge
great my most embarasing moment, on the internet!
werrer roff weerewer
translation; MUST HAVE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah…..that hits the spot!
I hate getting numbed at thr dentist
Seems to me as if he is somewhere between thirsty and dehydration
Ice cream! Please!
Come on! just one more treat!
So hot! gotta have water!
Man, that chocolate was good!
kids, do not operate heavy machinery after running around in circles for an hour
I’m so Happy I got the tounge twister right. But now what do I do about the numniss?
Now that kids, is what exactly happens if a magician casts a spell on a dog. The spell transforms you into a dog and not think straight, causing you to want taffy and get your tongue stuck in the taffy puller. Yikes!
Put this on guinnies world records.
ok, i learned my lesson stay away bike spokes
Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon BACON I NEED BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Thats the last time i go for taffy in the strecher
My tongue has become petrified.
I said not to like the penut butter jar!
OW!!!! that lobster got me!
i shouldnt have gone on that hike without a water bottle.
see, a dogs mouth IS cleaner than a human’s
I have yet to succeed in my quest to touch my nose with my tongue.
Please no more 20 mile hikes every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That cat tasted good!!!
I’ll just wait for that chipmunk to fall out of that tree right there….
bring it on, cat man!
ook, oo uk hak huk !
translation: woops, too much hot sauce!
wow, ice cream can really wear your tounge out.
ha beat that underdog!!!
Ummm…… Houston we have a problem.
Is that hamburger for me? please?
It’s tounge-zilla!!
ok,this does NOT taste like laffy taffy
it is soo hot that the other dog on the other side of the-, hey wait is he turning on the hose?!?
Wow,I never knew I had a long and funky toungue
ewwww!
I think I can taste myself. I taste good!
I’m over tired after a great Public meeting………………….
Don’t ever fight a bee!
Wow! Good thing I didn’t try that tongue twister!
Please tell me that I won the gold medal at the Pooch track meet ! Please! I got it , didn’t I ?!?
I really shouldn’t have stuck my tongue in the taffy puller!!!
NEVER, EVER put your tounge in the taffy puller!!!
” Hey! I think that Underdog could could never do this!”
i gave to-o-o-o-o many kisses
Cool, I am The Amazing Elastoungue, evil beware!
how long do i have to wait to catch a snow flake?
”huff,huff. Where’s my owners… I NEED TO GET MY MONEY!
laffy taffy IS strechey
No more Video Games…
It’s my money, and I need it NOW !
Golly,that’s the last time I get close to my mom’s “pancake” masher!
im doing an experement of how long my tounge is
“So thats why I’m not supposed to stick my head out of the car window.”
“…and so kids, that is why you should never lick the ice cube tray.”
pleese take me to the . i need some nails to hold this thing in.
why am I a half dog half wolf? I’m howling with my toungue hanging out?!
My tongue needs a tan.
Ugh! I think I swallowed half of my fake tongue!
do you think my tounge grow formula worked? I’m not sure…
Is that a dog and if it is that would be creepy
UGHHHH! That is the last time we let Pedro Cook!
Okay! Never use Tabasco Sauce on dog food!!!!
Look I’m elastic dog!
Boy, the dentist sure does not like dogs! I bet they like cats! Cause I like them.
man! how do cats licktheir necks clean???
Black dog – Jee Watermelon
That is the last time I try to get a closer look at a taffy puller!
Man, I just can’t act like a frog anymore!
Water, water, water, anything please, water
UUUUGH. Whoever invented medicine did NOT like dogs.
Its called “The birds and the bees!”
blasted recoil unit
That is the last time I try to get a closer look at a taffy puller.
the dude abides!!!!!!!!!!!
UUUUGH. Never eat Cabbage Cassorole!
NEVER ENTER A CONTEST WHERE YOUR TOUNGE HANGS OUT WITH A ROBOT DOG!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!
“The World’s Largest Tongue should get the World’s Largest Popsicle, right?”
“The World’s Largest Tongue deserves the World’s Largest Popsicle,right?”
who let the tounges out
I GOTS STUNG BY A WASPS ITS HURTZ
Now i got a question for you ither this dog is watching grass grow or waiting for it to rain?
tongue twisters! They got me!
Cant…reach…my nose…
Hooboy do i hate morning face
My goodness!!! I can taste my face!! Boy, do I need a bath.
Hey I’m just like Gene Simmons!
That Tobassco sause was really hot
Cat got my tounge
My Face Hurts!!!
Doc, I’ve been saying Ahhhhh for 8 hours!!!
When will the rain come?
Ahhhhhh, that was really good coffee
The whether man said that there was going to be snow
if it gets any hotter, my tongue will fall out!
Beat that, scaredy cat
Now I know why people like ice cream
NEED…………..Millkshake
Who put tabasco in my water bottle?
Drop It Drop it Drop The hot Dog Now Please
*Smile! *Okay here goes!!!
well……………this stinks……….but I guess this is what happens when all you do s lick people.(:
Who needs an umbrella when you have a tounge
Alright. I you can have your treat now
uh oh my tounge fell out again
NEVER GET YOUR TOUNGE COT IN A CAR DOOR FROME THE OUTSIDE
WOW!!! I wonder how I’m going to get it back into my mouth?
great that guy got me yawing and he took a piture i beat evrything did i?
If I can just reach my food…
That things so long you can land a airplane on that thing.
If someone says `taffy` one more time…
that was a long run… when did learn to throw like that.
phelp my tounges fallin out
Where is a bone when you need it
i miss my bone
Should have had a V-8!
my tounge gotses sunburn
“No more snow?”
Why’s my tongue so long?
O.k. What did i learn to day,
1. Not to play with vacum cleaners
2. bigger tounge eqauls more thirst,
NEEEEDDD WWATTTER… (Cough)
I got my tongue stuck to the taffy machine!!!!!!
Hope I don’t look to rediculous.
hold on im truying to get this one spot thatis dry on me when i got wet i thought i got my whole body
I bet a Giraff can’t beat this!
Wow! That was a loooooong tongue twister.
Get a breath mint
Wow!I cant belive getting your tounge caught in a sprinkler thats on can be so fun!
Now I know how Jar-Jar from Star Wars felt.
Yuck, What was that? Bleach?
I BIT MY TONGUE THAT HURT SOOOOOO BAD!!!!
Okay, I am ready, switch on the hose!
Never eat the food my troop makes.
cat got my tongue
just came from the taffy puller
more doggy treats!
Did Racoonee bite my tongue?
i think i’ll lay off the hot sauce this time:(
Hey! Check out this worm hanging of the edge of my lip, isn’t it the biggest thing you have ever seen!!!!!!
Dog: Ha! You humans do not have tongues as long as us dogs! *laughs evilly*
Pa,I’m done eating.
“I bet Underdog can’t do this!”
Yiu didnt tell me it had wasibi in it
I like it a lot it is sow good I can’t tell you.
Do I need a breath mint?
Your jokes always knock me dead! Now how to put that clown suit on you…
Thank You for rideing fleas. Hope you enjoyed the trip. now exit of the wet toung slide. Have a nice day.
That was the funniest joke I’ve ever heard! Tell another one!
Feel that SUN. Oh my tongue feels it too.Wait a minute. My tongue doesen’t feel the sun, it’s dead.
i win the longest touge world record
now only if i hade a long neck, then i might be a giraffe
get the treat! It’s time…
Man, talk about getting an even tan!
Told you my tongue is longer than yours !
Woah! That burrito had to many peppers!!
Who put salt water in my dish
See! Told ya I didn’t steal your gum!
ooh! a treat! just make it juicy!
Ugh! That food wasn’t bacon flavored! I guess i’ll go find another bee.
What?I just want my tounge pierced!
Prepare the tounge tattoo!
I’m too young to die!
just put the water in my mouth.
Okay doctor Im ready for my fillings
back off flees, i got bad breath!
can i haff some water
Dude!!! Just one more doggy biscuit!!!
I think the weather channel is a hoax
Oay! who ut alt in my waher?
Wow! I must be Spider Dog, that guy that swings frome his tongue.
I don’t know how or why Pedro likes Alfalfa milkshakes. BLEGH!
I can’t drool anymore!
Now the fleas won’t be around me because of my bad breath.
Nothing like an old tounge tan.
A Im so thusty i culd drink up the hole lake.
Yawn! Im going to bed
Okay! who put salt in my water?
Jeff knew it! His dog was part gecko!
Please just give me some water!
that zoo man was supposed to bring my fish a half hour ago!
and to your right a half bear half seal we call him a beal
Don’t worry. This is an Air Heads!
I wonder if I could lick my elbow if I had one?
Idon’t know how or why Pedro likes Alfalfa milkshakes. BLEGH!
My thunge ez num.
Oops, it’s summer, not winter! Darn, I thought it was snowing.
Man! That fly tasted awful!
Ok doctor how long will this take? Ahhhhhhhh…….
Ugh. Is there a doctor in the house?
snow tastes good!
Ahhh! My face is melting!
No, my tongue is not a piece of Laffy Taffy.
Either I’m in heaven, or this is the biggest bone in the world. Give it to me, please!!!
ah, i’m dying out here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darn,I could have sworn I saw rain!
i’m ready for the toothpaste. NOW!!!!!!
Water…I need water….
politics are sooooo boring!
Wow, it’s hot out , wiat what is that coming out of my mouth?!?!?!?!?!
Mmmmm…. More Oveltine please!!!!
I… Need… Water…
I nead the fire hidrent
Aw yea! little to the right, AW! THIS IS PEERFECT!!
Pedro,gimme a drink.
give me bisquits or i’ll lick you
maybe know i can audition for KISS
uhhh this feels so good. now give me a hug.
HELP!!!!!! My tunge is falling out!!!!!!!!
See kids that’s why you should drink water and eat your veggies.
geneiss book world record here I come!!!!
When are the rain drops gonna fall on MY head?
I’m the world famous champion for the toungue-sticking-out-of-your-mouth-while-smiling contest, you know….
Am I dreaming, or is that a piece of steak flying across the sky?
What part of give me a treat don’t you understand?
Blech! who put tabby on my siamese cat sandwich?
i hafe beg tong
okay, did I win? this should be a guiness world record…
I’ll bet they wish they could do this!
“knock out”
is that the light at the end of the tunnel??
“so are you going to give me a treat or not.”
geez i thought i was just in a lake i felt so wet.
oops just my sweat!!
geez why doesn’t it rain in Australia
OH gosh my tounge has gone numb!
Yawwn!!! How long was I asleep???
Why did I eat that thing my owner gave me?
Okay, did I break the record?
im thirsty get me a drink of water here ill keep my mouth open while u go get some water opps i ate a bug
I think I tried a little to hard to lick my elbow.
Just ONE drop of water and I’ll go away!
What? Tounges need a tan to!
I can`t help that my toung is sticking out!
I sat down now give me the treat
Ahh!! Get these flies out of my mouth!
…rollin’ out the red carpet for a nice, juicy T-bone!
What are you starin at????
I made it all the way across the Sahara Desert. I need water, water, water…
w-w-w-water i need w-water!
this movie is soooooooo boring!
That was soooo funny….oh my gosh, my tongue fell out!
aww! who forgot to fill up the pool!
How did I learn to speak this tongue?
Pulleeese mom! Do I have to clean my room?
aaaaaaaaah! Drop the food in Buster! Nice and easy now!
Alright, I’m done with Yoshi. I’m gonna try Ness now.
water, fresh water whpeoeee
Ahh, the sun!!!
I need water!
i’m gonna die! turn down the heat!!!!!!!!!!!
KISS’s bassist….in dog form!!
can you please slow down here, pedro, I am DYING here.
I cut my tongue! See!!!!
hey dentist, is my mouth clean
Oh no! What did I eat this time?
Like my LONG tongue
I wonder if Im lost???(Drools)
NEWSFLASH! Dog gets craving for tounges!
Whew it’s hot out here!
Oh no I’ve pulled my tongue bone!
Curse you Hollywood!
He’s dreaming about slim jims and he thinks his tongue is one.
See!!! I Told You Playing Tug-Of-War With My Tounge Was A Bad Idea!!!!!!!
I just snuck some pizza. shhhhhhhh don’t tell my owners.Does have any breath mints
like my new smile
Yo Adrian i did it! { From the movie rocky}
itching yourself with your tongue is very very very……very very hard!!!!
Oh! Oh! Just a little crumb of doggy biscuit I can’t quite reach……Hey, could you get that for me?
whew! who has onion breath?
AHHHH my tongue its dislocated….. anyone have glue…
gasping for breathe……*** waaater i need waater… man thats the good stuffff
please!just one doggy biscuit please!Just one?
Is it gone? I need my teeth clean for the next photo!
Yes give me the bacon and noone gets hurt…..GIMME THE BACON!!
Yeah, Pedro thinks his work is hard…. we should switch places and he’ll know whats hard!
Why ? Is the taffe puller so cruel ?
Why can,t I get water I asked nicely, what do you want me to do play fetch ?
just airing out my smelly tounge
Hey! The weatherman said it was supposed to rain today>#[
I’m suffacating from playing fetch!!
im tired can i stay up untill midnight?
I…I….CAN’T FEEL MY TOUGE!
Would you take your picture already? I want to put my tongue back in my mouth.
Do I smell chicken??
SSSSSOOOOOO….. TIRED…. MUST…..BREATHE
Can I stop playing dead? Thanks.
I smell trees. And if there’s trees …..there’s a stick!
Eeewwww…. why did my owner have to put all of that salt on his pretzel?
Can we stop playing fetch?
She Sells Sea Shells
By The Seashore
my toungue… it’s been cut off!!!!
997,998,999,1000!!! Ready or not, here I come!!!!!
And the home of the brave!
Life is SWEET, dog!!!!!!
WATER!I NEED YOU, WATER!
well, i wus sleeping until my nose smelled and BANG!! i saw sum donuts
“G-i-v-e me a s-t-e-a-k!
Aw, it broke again!
Doggie iz a good boy!
hey winter where are you (a boy walks by) hey dog if your waiting for a snowflake i’s summer [dog] oh well
man!!! that snowflake sure is taking a while!!!
You can close your mouth now
hey baby come over here
I finally figured out how to lick the inside of my elbow, and now look what happened!
*yawn* but im not a bit sleepy ma.
ahh!!!! my tonge is playing dead!
does anybods have a shrink ray
bleh thats gross
what! its not a hotdog!…… wel a least tung tastes good
love at first sight!!!!!!
Whats wrong with the dog? Cat got his tongue?
Say AHHHHH!
Oh ya I call dibs on the fish
i’m practicing for the dentist
I’m Dead!
I’ve been waiting for five hours for my water where is it!?
Never get your tongue stuck to a pole in the winter and wait till the summer to thaw it out…….. 😀
NOVICANE?!?!?! I thought that was water.
Cool
Beethoven! Don’t act in that movie! Come baaaaaack!
Please… Rain… PLEASE!!!
“Boy that tounge massager worked well but… its hard to keep my tounge in my mouth now.”
MY ONER IS BACK!PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A TREAT PLEASE?
“All the better to lick you with, my dear!”
I tot i taw a putty tat!
yuk! the rain doesn’t taste very good!
Never, ever, ever, ever get your tounge caught in the taffy puller!
Funny, hot rain!
That day, I learned that my dog Candy’s tongue was made of saltwater taffy.
W-what happened a-at the v-vet?
BHA HA HA MADE YOU LOOK! HA HA HA HA!!!!
Ith’s the rootey tootey fresh and fruity…with extra sthrawberries…In the shape of a kitty cat!!!!!!
Yeah, that’s the right spot!
See nothing in my mouth!
Did someone say lunch? Dinner? Dessert?
SO PARCHED NEED 5 GALLONS OF WATER
So tired, but awake enough to see donut’s in front of my own eyes.
“Man I made an awesome slide yo … So slide down fleas SLIDE !!!!!!!”
Dosen’ T MY New fake tounge chew toy look real ?
My tounge fell out and i can’t pull it up!
Oh, come on already just give me the bone!!!!
This is what happens when you try to impress a poodle by doing 300 push-ups,bench press 2 times my weight, and doggy paddle 2 miles.
ever since that cow transplanted tounges with me, it just seems to get hotter
Vaaampiiire…
must clean chin, wate were is my chin?
I will eat you
Boy! Who said that guy could sing?
what? is there something on my face?
99,100. Wow,those situps need to be more challenging
Where’s my water bowl, I’m dieing here
Ha Ha, mines longer!
SOOOOO HOT! NEEEED WATER!
Ackkk! Ackkk! I Swallowed My Chew toy!!
Yahoo!!!
This is what a dog that has been chasing his tail for 3 hours straight looks like.
I watched The Shaggy Dog to long
Duck got my tongue!!
“Hmmm. If I had choice I would stick my head out side of the car window.’
Why do they have to make candy that can stretch??????
A run in the sahara desert sure does stretch a tongue out
Hey! Who gave me a giraffe tongue?
I bet you think this is fake!
oh yeah! I can sing louder.
Ha!!! I sing louder!
HA!!! I bet UNDER DOG can’t do this!!!!
This is the best one! It got published!
OOOOHH. Boneless buffallo wings!! I’ll take 6 dozen!
Food… Foood… Fooood!!!!!!!! Mommy I hungry!!
I was born this way…
Could someone please put my tongue back???
Man! Is it hot out or is it just me!
If anyone asks, I’m tanning my tongue.
what i just am playing zombie
I think I just broke my jaw!
Ewww! How dare you feed me dog food!
Come on!why did you put so much hot sauce on my food!
ha! my tounge is longer than yours!
bet I can lick my elbow!
Well I know not to mess with Pedro again.
Maybe I could put this in the world record book,dog with the longest tounge!
the new………..elastic dog tongue!
I can’t just lick my nose, I can lick my neck!!!
ha i do have a tonge
now i can lick my lolly pop
That the last time I let Pedro cook for me!!!
the dog is pretending there is a GIANT cake in front of him.
why do i have to wake up, dad??? it is 3 A.M. in the morning!!!!!!!
Hot sauce!!!!! *faints*
I cant fit my tongue in my mouth so I’m just keeping it hanging.yea
Just catchin’ some sun.I’M CHOKEING!!!!!!
Hey! lets try to catch the snow with my tongue!
umm, guys?
Mommy, sob body made my tounge nub!
Frogs, eat your heart out!!!!!!
Maybe the tongue extension surgery wasn’t such a great idea…
some people say dogs can’t lap up much water with only their tongue…I am proving them wrong
Ha I will never fall for that “he there is something on your shirt” trick again!!!
hey look i can lick myself
That was some mouth wattering chocolate!
I’ll wash your car for a dog bone.
come on mom!! can i have some kibbles… i didn’t mean to hurt the child
come here baby, lay one on me
I’m showing off my toungh
My tongue is very salty from swimming.
let it all hang out
Dog Food. M..M..M…toasty
Eastic Tounge Dog is on the job!
YAWN… Good Morning!
What did they spike that dog food with?
ahhhhhh Gene Simmons (kiss) is a dawg.
Wow,all that tongue growing has made me thirsty.
Must not eat sausage… must not eat sausage…
Look I can toch my nose and neck with my toung!!!
FINALLY!!!!!! I’ve been holding this stuff forever!!!!!!!!
Yay! it’s raining kibble!!!!!!
wow fido sure is a hard sleeper
Mmmm! oops,got some kethup on my neck! Let me slowly lick it off with my long tounge.
Stupid cats.
I can’t get my tongue back inside my mouth!!
Ok… Sergery for my tounge is ready docter!
I almost have my tounge thawed!!
Ahhhh! Nothing like my big tongue falling out!
Is there something on my face?
“I Shouldn’t have left thoes 300 laffy taffys in my mouth last night!”
OOPS!! My tongue fell out!
I WANNA LICK YOU!!!
I’m thirsty. It’s cloudy. I’m lazy. Please rain.
It has been a long dry day.
Huh, I thought being a boy scout was easy!
So this is why cats wash themselves!
I had no idea I had such an amazing voice!
OKAY! Got any more dog biscuits? HELLO? HELLO? Are you listening to me? I’m hungry!
I still can’t reach the cookies…
yawwwwn! i stayed up to late last night casing cats.
I NEED MY WATER GIVE ME WATER !!!!!!!
put her here.
I thuoght it was snowing
When a dogs tongue hangs out means he/her is happy!!!!!!!
N-n-n-neeed waterrr must-t-t h-h-have wa-water
i think i swalowd a bug….
man, am I thirsty
Did my tongue tatoo show up?
A bird dog, do I look like a bird to you.
Now that I took a bath now its time to tan 🙂
I shouldn’t have had the BBQ pizza last night.
My tongue is in the wrong way
NO NO NO your in a movie! NO LICKING THE CAMERA!
yum…….got any more cats?
Maybe using my tongue to do pull-ups on the bar was a bad idea
OWWW! Jimmy, I told you! My tail does not look like a corn dog!
water! water!
I think I need to staple my tongue back!
AH..AH…AHHHHCHOOOOOO!
Ah! Who wants to join in?
Ha ha, bet I ruined the picture! 😈
Come on….Come ON! blasted recoil unit!
I wish that chipmunk would bring me more water!
I set the new record for the longest tongue !!
Don’t ever stick your tongue to a frozen flagpole and then pull !!!!!!
Need…Laffy…Taffy…Back…In…Mouth.
Need…m..m..milkshake.
Anyone for a tongue sandwich?
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!!!
take a look at that tounge/whip!
I never realized how big my tongue is. hmm.. strange.
sasquatch got his tounge
by the way guys, have i told you how tiered i am???
I’m sooooo tired.
“Lip-Smacking good!”
When can I take off this fake tongue?
Okay lets see if i can break the world record for having my tounge out for the longest time just four maore days and i win!!!! =)
taste like KFC
“I’ve always wanted to tan my tongue!”
Maybe I should have gotten that surgery on my tongue to make it shorter. Ooohhhh…
arrrrggggh to much salsa WATER WATER!
Mom quick!!!!!!! Call Ripleys Believe or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAH, do I have to take a bath? I can do it much better with my tounge!!
Don’t make me laugh!!! There is no such thing as laughing gas!!! Wait…
What is up there?
Finally, I can reach my slushie
Are we there yet, we have walked for 10,000!
“Help!!!!! My tong wen numb!!!!!”
Mommy!!!! Is there a spot on my tounge?
i didnt know i had a toung?!
ouch i keep biting my tongue and i do not know why.
Who needs a bath when you have a tongue?!?!
He is singing opera.
“This is what comes from sticking your tongue on ice, kids!”
“whaf are youf lookung at?”
“I think I stuck my head out the car window to long!”
Whats wrong? Air got your tongue?
laffy taffy tongue
Now I know why mom told me not to eat so much candy.
Mom, the docter fixed my tounge. it just doesnn’t work as well.
Forget toughing your nose, I can touch my ear!
“NO! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME! I DESERVE A CHANCE TO LICK MYSELF! NOT THE BATH!”
chocolate, ahhhhhh!
That was the most boring skit ever!
Mom, that AirHead was too long….
“M,M Hot dogs for dinner.” How,d that sound for my impression of homer simpson?
“Ah so thats what a neck tastes like!”
HOT HOT to much hot sauce!!!!!!!!!!
“Ahhh, but why can’t I go on that campout with Billy!”
“Yup, taste like its gonna rain.”
“This sure beats sticking my head out the car window.”