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Scoutmaster Jim? We’re waiting… oh well, we’ll start without you. We pledge allegiance to the Porta-John, of the United States of Near-The-Trash-Cans…
For our trip we’re looking at a porta-potty
this is not the cabin i was expecting
I don’t know why, but our SPL went in there and never came back.
ok jhon, we are moving on come on!
when you gotta go.
You should really see a doctor!
Lets just hang here. This smells weird, but who cares?
Uh, is there a tree nearby?
Blue and white…close enough. Scout Salute!
Kids, don’t look
HURRY UP!
Jiminski!!! Hurry up! I need to go badly!!
Jim was a great man that suffered a cruel and stinky death..
Bob has to get out of there!
Bob drowned in the outhouse
too much kool-aid. Uh-oh!
JIM. Get out out, you’ve been in there for an hour!
I pledge allegiance… To lord Porta-Potty.. and the toilet states of America.
OOOOW what did they put in the chili???
Yes Mr.Toilet, sir!
When a Scout troop buys a house to meet in, they should look at the number of bathrooms it has…
We are wating for you. Still wating
hurry up! The rest of the scouts are waiting!
HURRY! MY BLADDER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
C’mon Jimmy, we told you not to eat the beans!!!
ugh! did you really drop your phone in there
Seriously Jessica! Put that make-up away and get out!
Don’t fall in!
OH NO ITS THE POTTY MONSTER KIDS!!!!!!
Hmmm … Do you think we’ll all fit?
do you think something got him?
no rush just HURRY UP!
Is anyone there…?
And now for the end of our tour, I present you,the great portapoty😅
Hurry up, Bobby. We need to go orienteering.
HURRY UP!!! WE NEED TO GO!!!
Guys, I think I found the rare portablena toileta species!
Okay. Who is going first? Three minutes later. Ladies and children first except for me.
Awww man… its bolted shut!
we’ve been here so long i bet he snuck out the back
Okay guys put the cannon a little to the right…
Any day now!!!
“Hurry up, we don’t have all day!+
last person theirs is a goner
Get ready to push. This will teach tom!
Come out! I have a grenade!
We shouldn’t have gone swimming in the beaver lake.
come on we all need to go >:-[
I shouldn’t have had that last bowl of cheesy chili
“Sincky.”
ok kids! this is the new bathroom. #what?
I’m not going in there last
‘Toilet anybody?”
Alright,scouts! Time to earn your “I did my doody” badge
So…Pick sticks anyone
Let’s see who comes out next.
Th we scouts hear a scream from the bathroom and a flush, and the leaders says”it looks like Billy ‘s a gonner!
Weve been waitin since the Ice Age Literally
well, it looks like jimmy’s a goner
…and this toilet was made in 2014
So this is a port-o-potty, also known as a portabable toilet. We use it for bathroom breaks and also Also an item for hiking, you know, to go to the bathroom in.
There’s no toilet paper in here!
Is this guy done yet?
Finally, a real toilet.
Whats in there?Who cares I’m not going in to find out
is some-thing on fire in there?
The Doctor Has Landed
little jimmy your job is to get the gold bar out of the toilet. Evan pull him up with the rope
No cutting I was here! Scoutmaster!
OK kids todays lesson:How to know down a portable toilet
Man, this place is gonna smell awful after we’re done!
I’m going to call the sanitary district…
WE KNOW YOUR IN THERE DOCTOR!!COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!!!!
Hello!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, is anyone in there.?!!!
Ok, so let me get this straight. He’s been in there for 30 minutes!!!??
Is someone even in there?
Guys, you can go after the Hasmat team cleans it.
Well scouts these trash cans are good substitutes
Sushi at a gas station, not my best idea
Can you SERIOUSLY hurry up in there?!
Okay scouts! Our mission today is to clean out this porta-potty!
Can we go to the bathroom now?
I heard of people fainting in this porta-potty
C’mon Pete. There’s a line!
The Doctor has landed.
XD It does kind of look like the Tardis!
With war commander on it?
Lol
Go head to bathroom and get your computer to shush up
I heard game bombs there!do u have a computer there?
come on joe we have been here for like five hours!
Hmm…..I wonder what he’s doing in there?
Uhh! you’ve been in there in forever! ” Hey I’m coming out soon!”
All right everyone biggest to smallest! Come on let’s go people
everyone outside:WE WERE WATING, ON A BUBBLE?! bubble buddy:just 5 more minutes!
now how do you tip this. I saw them do it in the movie scout camp
Call the cops it smells to awful
IT FINALEY CAME !!!!!!!!!!!!
why must bubble buddy be real!?
I LOVE SPONGEBOB AND HE IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you FALL IN?
Scout in porta-potty: Ugh! So now I know why people just use a bush…
The browns won the super bowl!!!!!!!!!
Did you have to eat ten hamburgers!?!?!?!?
I HATE DAYS LIKE THIS!!!!!
Jimmy did you fall in?
whose next in line
it smells terrible in there
Ey!You done yet?People just don’t know how to use porta-potties these days.
Look everyone! The Doctor has returned!!!
Oh, come on, I got to use the John!
Ummmmmmmmm… How are we all fit in there?
The scout master dropped his Ferrari keys…
i have been holding it for 25 min and im about to crie
Where are the 5 other toilets that the park manager bought
“My dog’s in there.”
lets hand out snacks and PS vitas while we wait
I think he dropped a bomb *faints*
hey! wait! fluffy still needs to go!
I thought I heard snoring in the bathroom
WE’VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR TWO HOURS ALREADY! WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THERE, A COMPUTER?
WITH MINECRAFT OR SOMETHING??
BLAST OFF!!!!!!! lol
we are waiting for lift off/detonation
someone has to go in there and unplug his computer
Maybe scoutmaster smith shouldn’t have eaten with the scouts this time. I don’t think he’s immune to the scouts cooking OR the indigestion.
Come on I have to go
hello i think we should get a turn!
Guys I found an elavator
Hey Piglet I don’t think Pooh is in there.
watch out! its gonna blow!
when is timmy coming out
“We should never have let John bring in any small items teleportation device, let alone the one hooked up to the burrito and soft drink factory !”
Next century.
I think I might have dropped my lollipop in there…
did you plug it?
Here, these are the tickets to use the porta-shorta-potty cub scouts!
Alas, when Timmy told the pack that the porta potty smelt like chocolate pudding and lemonade, little that he knew that he had created a tourist attraction.
Guy in porter potty:I should of never eat that chilly.
Bystanders:COME ON YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ATE IT!!!
COME ON! HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE? DID YOU FALL IN?!?!?!?
Scout in back: Aw, c’mon! I wait for EVERYONE to go first? This is going to be a long afternoon…
I thought the cookie factory would be a little bigger…
do you think thers a tree around
snake perhaps
Let’s draw straws to see who goes first.
um……do you all need to go
I have to pee! Hurry up!
Noooow who are we waiting for???
CMON! HURRY UP!!
Well, time to put up the flag.
Did you fall into the toilet again?
boy scout:jimmy,are you in there?
Jimmy:almost done.
100 years later… Scout master:and here is the porta potty that famous Jimmy used when he was 11.
isn’t there a house behnd them
I will be showing you around today… This is a porta potty.
Whoops the toilet just broke, sorry guys.
i’m waiting
it’s cold, aghhhh not any more
I’M WAITING!!!
Hurry up ape,ther is a hole line behind you
The city pipes broke.
The city pipes broke!
i cant take it any more! ahhhhh never mind.
It’s locked and I can’t open it. Plus, I think it’s a hazardous place to walk into.
Quick lets get this porta-potty portable so we can make it a history project
We haven’t got all night!Let’s keep STARING!!!
WOW. The first porta potty. This is so fascinating.
Nice to meet you Portapody, this is are pack.
i think thats my group
wheres the flag?
I told you they shouldn’t of givven us all that water!
THERES A COON IN THERE
“That’s the last time I’m letting anyone bring a game-boy”
“No, we are not going to use the porta-potty, real scouts use trees”
Lets take over the girl scout’s potty john.
pee wee stop playing your ds we all have to go!
why did we have to bring Pedro?!?!?!…
Scout: Have you decided if it is safe yet?
Scout Master: No. Not yet.
hurry up crazy!!!
Everyone he’s taking too long on 3we lift it up and put it in the woods. 1 2 3!!
“Now, who here wanted the port-a-poty merit badge?”
hurry up in there!!!
Yeah, I know this rocket disguised as a porta-potty is supposed to save us from the alien invasion… but how are we going to all fit in there?
Sorry boys, i know you have to go but im still trying to figure out if this “Beware of Gators” sign is a prank
To pee in the Port-a-Potty or not to pee in the port-a-potty that iz the question.
Hurry up Derik! We’ve got to go too!!!
i want to go hoooome
This or the Shell gas station.
Boy am I clad I wore diapers to day.
Are you done yet???
I told you we shouldn’t have let the girls go first.
why don’t we use a real toilet in the house?!?!?
hurry up!!!!!! i got to pee!!!! ahhh. never mind
at least the line is getting shorter from people having to change there pants
I knew he should have gone back at camp.
thats gross
Are you guys sure Johnny’s in there?
really
Sooner or later they’re going to wet their pants.
Anybody got a gas mask?
bad boys!
I think there’s a bomb.COOL!!
Get out of the portable toilet mister! We need to move it away!
You okay in ther, Pedro? Is something wrong? Too many alfalfa milkshakes? Pedro? SPEAK TO MEEEEEEEEE!
Stand back, It may be toxic acid, extremely dangerous.
No more scout food.
1 He is out cold he must had some extreme gas if hes not out.
Everyone died.I just ruined the end of the titanic.Ha Ha.
joe its been 12500 hours let us have a turn
Ok everybody we are gonna learn about how not to wait for a porta potty
Hello? We got your call about the porta-tipping merit badge!
they’re all waiting for the ice cream man to get out of the bathroom.
Scout 1: “Man that guy has a tiny blatter but it sure can hold a ton of pee.”
Scout 2:”Your tellin’ me?”
Tubby will you HURRY?! Jack is about to pee in his pants!
hurry up their checking our uniforms again
GAVIN HURRY UP !!!!!
stand back! it stinks in there!
wate a minit what are we standing in!?!
I pledge allegiance, to the portable potty, of Troop 315.
Hurry up! I gotta peeeeee!!!!
Might be broinwes for lunch.
Forget it. I’ll just use that bush.
come on jimmy! Its been 24 hrs!!!!
Were waiting!
OH MY SOUL!!! Did our Scoutmaster drink 8 gallons of prune juice again?!
COME ON BENNY!!!ITS BEEN 145 MINITS!
why are we staring at this?
now for our last stop in our fine arts tour portapotty art!!!
scout master,”I told you not to drink so much coke!” random scout,” Okay! I’m sorry!
ALIEN:”hey, this thing SMELLS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
bubby, its been a year!!….6 hours later…where is he?
OK! whos idea was it to have a mexican themed cookout!!!!!
Hurry it up in there. We were supposed to be at the 20 mile point 2 hours ago.
this is what you get when you bring water on a hike
how do we lift this thing home?
This is what we get for bringing my dad
Troop 56, PREPARE TO PUSH IT OVER!!!
And here you see a rare portapotty
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TOILET.
Kid in the back of the group: is he done yet??? Scout inside porta potty: just a few more seconds…
why are we waiting here for soooo long? i thought it wwould be a couple of minutes.what, is the toilet backed up again?
Okay Jim be out in 10 minitues [2 days later]Jim:Oh Yeah! Alan:*Glareing*
when you gotta go ya gotta go
“And this is a porta-potty used by Elvis Presley who died in there.
When a boy scout needs to go, he needs to go
Hmmm…There’s something funny on the door there…
Knock-Knock.Who’s there?A scout. A scout who?A scout who’s gotta go to the bath room!
can’t hold it much longer
hurry up, I gotta go!
Well, won the contest by drinking 500 bottles of water.
dale get out of there its been 4 hours.
JOE, GET OUT OF THERE!!!
SCOUTMASTER:”Scouts,this is why we brought gas masks.”
One at a time! We all got a go!
So… this is what happens when the water is shut off in the neighborhood?
Gahh is it my turn yet?
Here’s your porta-potty merit badge, kids.
me first,no,me.they are never gonna learn manners (sigh)
“And today cub scouts… ARE YOU LISTENING!? We are discovering the port-a-potty…
“Let me in or I will have to barge in there!!!!”
“I pledge allegiance to the port-o-pot…”
We should have AT LEAST bought 2
Scoutmaster ” All right boys we’re going to get our unclogging a toilet patch.”
you cant!!!!!!!!!!
how many people are waiting? exactly 3,695
And this, young scouts, a toilet.
flush Flush FLUSH!!!!!
hurry up!
If you’re not out in 2 minutes we’re comin’ in “Guns a’ Blazin'” to rescue you!!!!
Bathroom break!
“Uh, how long is he going to, wait, there’s no one in there!”
weird i thought there was someone in there……RUN….(CROWD) GET HIM
Pedro you shouldn’t have had the 59th alfala milkshake. You’ve been in there two hours.
Bobby! Get out of there! We are 3 hours late for the museum! How long do people tinkle after eating 45 different kinds of cheeseburgers! I was hoping 5 min.!
“Is someone even in there?!?”
“What did we tell you Brandon a bean & cheese berrito does NOT mix with 5 lbs of mint ice cream!”
justin biber:stop foloing me!!!!you dont care where i am you just stalk me!!1
Hey! We know your in there, just come out Pedro!!
whats taking so long
GUY:DUDE,Hurry you been in there for 2 hours already.GUY IN THE POT-
TY:There’s no toilet paper in here!1!
$2000 dollars to go to the Jamboree, and for some reason they couldn’t afford more port-o-jons
Maybe they should consider adding “quick in the bathroom”
to the Scout law
Flush
OMG DID I JUST HEAR A BEAR IN THERE!!!
18 miles and the bathroom is in the parking lot
Time to make the donuts. “Oh please, stop making donuts in there.” In about 5 seconds, we are going to the new Dunkin Donuts across the loo!”
HURRY up Zim!
Jack whats taking so long!
theirs some one in there. Ohhhh It’s just a wolf every one.
GUYS you might want to start the hike without me i could be here all day
“A port a potty,scouts…” ” I’ll be back”
Yes guys, it is manditory that we all stare at this toliet and sing Kum-Bi-Ah.
WHEN DO THE HAZMAT MEN COME SO I CAN GO
They told tommy not to eat the double cheese burger with extra mayo, beans, mustard, and ketch-up, but he just laughed, and said he doesn’t take orders from them. Well, who’s laughing now, Tommy!
Dude, how long can you take!
Their’s a spider in there
Den Leader: This is the biggest part of the trip. This is what happens if you buy to much scout popcorn.
Guy in very back: I’m going in, COVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I have to stand out here for 30 more seconds, those garbage cans look like the way to go.
this kids, is the portta potty. now one of these has not been seen for millenia. YOu go in, and there is a thing called a toilet. it is very rare…..
KID OPENS DOOR “dont go in there…..its toxic.
scoutleaders first!
Pedro come on GET OUT!!!YOU’VE BEEN IN THERE FOR 5 HOURS!!! GET OUT OR GIMME MY 5 BOYS LIFE MAGAZINES!
HEY! OCCUPIED!
Come on already! You’ve been in there for two hours and 34 people are waiting to go!
Scoutmaster:This is the portta-pottey Scouts:Ohhhh! *flush* Scouts: Ewwwww!
This feildtrip STINKS!!!!
i told him he shouldn’t of ate that chili dog!!!!!
i knew we shouldn’t have let the girls go first
I don’t even think someone’s in there….
all hail the portapotty! (again) 3 hours later : all hail the portapotty!
“He probaly ate the bad shrimp at dinner”
Come on, youve been in there for hours!!!!
Den leader: “Stand back everyone! An unidentified flying object has just crash-landed a couple feet away from us.”
how long has he been in there?I have already grown a 5 foot beard!
What…..is…..it????
what’s taking so long
Hey dont use up all the toilet paper!!!
COME ONNNNN!!!!! I need to go BADDDD!!!
ahhhhhhhhh! “SPLASH”
A little help in here!
what a line!
Just looking at it makes me need to go!
what!!!!? a porta poty in my backyard!!!?
Den leader:this is a porta-poty.
a message from the sky
okay that’s it!! im tippin this thing if u dont come out NOW!!!!!!
Kid in Bathroom: Dude just go behind a bush.
Hey you guys, let me outa here!!!
Why couldn`t we have went to Las Vegas?
occupied!
i said you should`nt have brought BEANS bill!!!
get out we have been waiting for an hour why did you eat that wild plant
i gota go
Is it safe yet??
Woah!!! Scout camp food does not agree with me. UHHHH
when are they going to put more bathrooms here
When the economy gets better!
OKAY! 2 more minutes and we will tip it
we came 8 miles to find out the porta potey was here!?
HURAY!!!!! Steve earned the porta-jon maret badge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how long till the scout master gets out!
We told the Scout Mater not to eat that extra bean chili!
We walked three whole miles from camp to the only porter potty in the campground to find that it is out of order? Give me a break!
Hey what is taking so long with Karter in the bathroom?I need to go in there really really bad!
Can we go to the bathroom?
Tommy should never had eaten those prunes.
well, the senior patrol leader said that i’m supposed to clean it up,when he said that he really meant someone in my patrol of course!
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF WE’RE BLIND! JUST GIVE US OUR QUARTER POUNDERS!!!
Hurry were waiting!
Sombody hand me a cork!
Really?The porrtapotty badge?Pedro,wh did ou put that in the handbook?
Uh, guys, we’re standing in front of this house and I think people are starting to stare.
Hurry up I just ate for chili dogs!
out of all those haunted houses this was the scariest of them all
HEY HAM,HURRY UP!UH,YOU GUYS I THINK HAM FELL IN!GO GET A PLUMBER!
what? there was nobody in there? weve been waiting 5hours!
This is what happens when you eat to much popcorn at once.
Uh guys I dropped my fathers $100 flashlight in!
Woops….
I SAID, WE NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM! A PORTA-POTTY IS FINE!!! DON’T TOW IT AWAY!
on 3 1 2 3 HURRY UP IN THERE !!!!
Oscar 2oo:me thinks he fell down through the toilet.Danny:its all right i just need to climb back up.any one got a rope?
one second, I’m tring to solve the world’s energy crisist.
“Johnny, are you done yet?” (slipping noise, large echoing plop, silence…) “Don’t bother with charades, just answer the question, now seriously, ARE YOU DONE YET?!”
Oh! We had a fire drill today and the school wanted us to wait by the port-o-potty.
I wont be long guys, just a few more hours!
lets tip it
den leader: does it smell funny to you?
O.K who’s next?
We have to wait ATLEAST 30 minutes since Bob went in.
Are you done yet!?
Scoutmaster: ok scouts this is my favorite part
Rick, get in there.
now everyone tip it over……
Rick: oh its everywhere…….aww my shirt it’s stained
can’t u ever give me a break. no no no no no
Ahhhhhhhh! this ones coming painfully and slowly
Jack:Bob better come out soon.Then Rickey said:Jack I bet you 15 buck’s he comes out in 5 minutes.1 minute later Bob comes out and Dalmatian goes in.Rickey had to give up $15 of his allowance.Lesson learned:Never bet your money.
…..and this is the famous monument to the troop who fit all 80 scouts in there. Unfortunately they never came out.
person in porta-potty: sorry guys! toilets plugged
scouts:awwwwwww…
That is the last time he eats beans!
And this is a… toilet. And that concludes our hike through Mt. Baker National Park’s parking lot.
3…2…1…BOOM!
ALL- “Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta GO!”
UH,DID BOB FALL IN?
hurry up,i have to go to!!
I hate the toilet merit badge! And furthermore, HURRY UP IN THERE!!!
Part of the badge requirement is to fit every single one of us in that porta-potty.
Why did we choose the toilet merit badge???
yoo-hoo?! I see you!! 🙂
ooooooh!! i wish i didint drink that super big gulp bfore that 3 1/2 hour drive to the camp site!
There is definately a Girl Scout in there.
Calm down every body, bill will be out in a little bit. That golden coral is finally getting to him.
there only one bathroom but is it safe to use maybe i should use one of the scouts to test it
I wish the president would come out and speak with us.
hold your horses pedro will be out soon he just had an old alfalfa buritto for lunch
whats taking him so long!
I wanna smell!… No wait! Let me smell!…. C’mon, let me get a sniff!
come on!!! its not only your tolet we have to go to.
is this the only bathroom? i really gotta go!!!
I told him not to drink so much!!
*peopl start to stare* why is our scout meeting here every ones stareing at us
1oYr old SCOUT:Oh, so THIS is where that wierd smell came from! DUDE! I thought that was some REALLY bad roadkill!!
who dares me to go in there?
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow why did we eat that food out of the garbage
Who’s in there?
My watch says he’s been in there for 30 minutes! Is my cooking really that bad?
is anyone even in there?
this students is a port-a-potty it’s enemy is chili eaters-the scoutmaster
ok who’s goin in that stinkbomb first?
Why does that have to be the only place in camp with air conditioning?
Ok… next time the Scoutmaster will do the cooking
this is my third time in line, im glad we chose this as our outing and not a lock in at the amusment park!
“on three we push it over, 1! 2! sic!” scout master
“I think it’s safe to go in now”
come on pedro you have been in their for an hour already, dont you know how to share
who’s next?
Uh…………their goes Jimmy again.
this is the secret entrance to my house
i knew we shouldn’t have put a plasma t.v ,fridge,and a bed in there
(averywone yells:)
GET OUT ALREADY!!!
I have a feeling that we are going to be waiting a long time.
that is the last time travis is having burritos
they do have porta-pottys travis man.
Hey guys? There’s a monster in there! Don’t go in!
im not gonna clean it… you clean it
Get out of there and give me my five boys life magazines.
they put it next to the trash belive it or not but it really smells better
this is a national land…..ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Is there such a thing as privacy to you?!?!?!?!
How many people are in there?
I think they shouldn’t have brought this merit badge back for the centennial year.
why do women take so long
there is something in there but its not human !!!!! … man it stinks
Come on you have been in there for five hours.
OK, we finally found the elevator.
5 more minutes, and then i het the stand in line for 3 hours badge.
This is the best public art ever!
guys might not want to come in here i think the kid before my made a nucleler blast
I gotta go bad!!! Me too *crowd mumbles* Look, I see the lock turning from red to GREEN!!!
Boy he takes forever!!!
wow were at the fair and more people are lined up here then at all the rides put together oh and look over ther there’s a line for the bushes now!
MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER. BUT I HAVE TO GO NOW!
What, we only had chili left.
Do you think it’s contaminated?
KID THINKS LET’S BE THE ” PORTA POTTY PATROL “
lets learn about the porta potty. now who wants to go first.
hey i want to go next.
Umm, You guys know there is another one over here?
jon.get out of the port’o jon
not cool
Come on! You’re making it stink in there!
That guy has been in there ALL DAY!
this rectangle is called a porta potty!
they may look like the local scout troop, but they’re actually the port’a’poty reviewing board.
help! call 9-1-1 I fell in!
Looks like the scouts have tiny tanks!!!!
Scouts! We must figure out what this strange rectangle is in front of us!
3 hours later: *Scoutmaster looks in book* “Ah, here it is! It’s called a Porta John. Okay, who wants to use it first?
ma’am c’mon ma’am there’s a half hour time limit ohh you go first
GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!
Poor Dave died in the line of duty
if he doesn’t come out soon were gonna have to tip him
This is the Porta-potty that ate little Jimmy!
What do they mean, “Out of order???”
are you locked in there
man, are you having a party i mean do you get a badge if you stay in there one hour?
Today we learn the power of Porta-Potties! Who wants to go first?
Today kids, we will learn about the porta potty and it’s mystical powers of wisdom. Use them wisely.
Its all part of the circle of life, guys. You eat 9 supersize pizzas, and your not gonna have fun later.
OH BOY. i don’t think that meat lovers pizza Mikey ate is loving him back.
okay,okay, no more water-drinking contests!
Hey! look every body! Never mind the cup, there’s a porta-john right
over there!
Legend has it, that this is the Talking Toilet of Doom. Whoever goes in never goes out…
Oooooooh…gotta pee…gotta pee…*OOOOPS*already did! Never mind.
“mommy!i wet my pants!
you might not want to go in there for a couple days mabye months …..or years
I said I gotta go… I didn’t say im deesparate
Could you take any longer. Come on i’ve got to go.
Behold the mighty port-o-potty. Amazing!
hurry up jimmy!
here are your gas masks
I’ll be out in a minute! I have to finish reading my Boy’s Life!
I’m going in. If I don’t make it, tell Emily I love her!…
and off to our right, we have the portable toilet.
You ok in there Joe?
C’mon man it’s been a week since you got in there!!
and this, brave scouts is a rare blue portapottieus observe
what I need is a bath………….. in the porty potty…… .
SCOUTMASTER. WHY HAVE YOU BEEN IN THERE SO LONG!!!!CUB SCOUT. i couldnt figuire out how to flush it.
whats that smell,I dont know but dont anybody light a match!!!!!!!!!!!
now boys , turn to the part in your Boyscout handbook where it says how to open a porta jon.
Ughhhhhh…… we have waited here for hours.
I ain’t using this one anymore, it stinks!!
…and this kids is our frist tour to a port-a-john
hey man you been in there for 1 hour
scout leader:maybe i can go now…5 hours later HURRY UP MOMMA!!!
when is she going to come out of there?
When it’s beans night at camp the Scoutmaster really stinks up the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have been waiting here for 15 minutes 5 minutes later not anymore 🙂
poor bob has been in there for about 3 hours he should have not eaten all those spicy wings
“He does realize that the door is open, right?
Are you sure this is the mens
do we get a badge for this ?
i mean com on
Wow, he really had to go!
PARTY IN THE POTY!!!!!
YOU CAN GO FIRST.
NO YOU!
I have a baaadddd feeling about this
We can all try to fit in there at once
look kids one of americas mosted desired objects construction workers,people on the go, and many others depend on it so observe!!!!
Scout #1:Is that dangerous?
Scout #2:I dunno. Let’s listen….
Inside the portajohn: FLUSSHHHHH!
Scout Leader:RUN!! It’s the ever-dangerous Vacuum Tube!!!
Everyone:AGGGHHHHH!!! RUUNNNN!
There’s a building right there…….let’s use a bathroom there instead.
This is not waht you call “Cleanliness”.
Now this is where it all happens.
i am going to summer camp with my pack i hope they have one of those thear i do not want to use a hole
WOAH, STAND BACK…
leader: stay back… toxic acids
scout inside “bathroom”: UGGGGGGG!
leader: like i said toxic acids…
If we had one more porta potty, we could have the toilet olympics.
{I hope the recycling truck takes it.}….. {If not?}… Who wants a 2nd bathroom???????
last one in line gets a porta-dunk
Grim:Hurry up!I got to reap you!
Hey! I have been waiting for 5 hours! What are you doing shaving?
that was funny! My dad liked it too!
Is saving the enviroment THAT importint ?
Scoutmaster:We have the area surrounded. house owner:Why are you hanging around the toilet?
So, uh, why are we standing outside the girls bathroom?
Scout#1:I told you,never eat that many burrittoe’s!!!!!!! Scout#2:Why don’t they put an other porta-potty here??????? Guy inside:How many people are in that line??? Scout#3:About 20!!!
scout leader: tommy i thought you said you had to got to the restroom.
tommy:… i did…
Ehhhhhh!!!! Ewwwwww!!!! Close the dor man! Close the door!
(Heh heh)Maybye I should have rephrased “whoever get’s to the bathroom first get’s a 52″ flat screen telivision”
guy ‘s wait your turn it’s my turn next. stop shuving.
Dude, you’ve been in there for an hour. Was the chili really that bad?
C’mon, It’s Been 2 Hours And I Gotta Go!
come onnnn some people have to go to
Is this the time machine?Or is this the place wherewe get ScribbleNauts?
Come on the line is getting long and we need to go pee!
hurry up! (to himself) maybe i shoudve gave him a sandwitch.
I give my scouts honor never to chug a gallon of water ever again!
Scouts:It”s a modern day trashcan!!!!!
Hurry up! We’re gonna wet our pants if you leave us out here all day!
TOLD U NOT TO DRINK ALL THAT SODA
your not the only one who has to go!
Scout#1:I think he’s sleeping in there
“Gosh What’s that smell?”(Stomach growls)”Sorry That Burrito did me in.”
STEP AWAY FROM THE PORTA-POTTY I REPEAT STEP AWAY FROM THE PORTA-POTTY!!!
guy inside:5 more minutes !!!
scout:you said that 3 days ago!
WHILE I`M WAITING WHERE`S SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES I CAN CRUSH
WHILE I`M WAITING WHERE`S SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES I CAN CRUSH
Hurry!!!We need to go!Hold on,…Ah,never mind!
I didn’t get memo of the new toilet merit badge
there is not a toilet merit badge
there leader is near by to mack sure it’s not to hard to go.
there waiting for all the mentos to shout out.
Everybody,stay calm! Whe will non-toxicat the area in a couple of minutes.
scout 1: i got to go
scout leader: heres the bathroom
scout 1: then again i’ll pass
lets tackle the porta john if he is not out in 30 seconds
come on! what`s taking so long?
ok kids, here are your porta-potty badges.
Scout 1: Is there anyone in there?
Scout 2: I dunno. But there’s only one way to find out…
Guy inside: AHHHHHHHH!!! Death by tipped portie!!
c-mon i’v gotta goooooooooo
Cub Master :I bet you he’s not coming out for 5 days.
OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! THATS A BIG ONE!!!!
Every body wait patiently for John.
Scout#1:I wonder if anybody’s in there. Scout#2: Let’s check!
Now, who wants to demenstrate how to use the bathroom?
Hey! Its been 5 hours ! Hurry up !
so who wants to go in first.
scout#1:I have a 200lb barbell, help me with this. scout#2:OKAY.BOTH SCOUTS:HEAVE!!! crash!!! scout#3:HEY!!! scout#2:I knew that was a bad idea!!!
Ok everyone huddle up…
Ok. Now if he dose not get done in 30 seconds,
we tackle the porta-john.
Remember scouts,never be fooled by a portapottie’s friendly baby blue exterior…
When will you be done.
Alright, Scouts, who tipped over the porta-potty!
you cant make me go in there
Uhhh, are you ok in there
Hurry Up! I REEEAAALLYY NEEED TO GOOOOO! ARGH!
Hey I bet the geo cash is in here.
Are you sure this isn’t the lady’s restroom?
I told jimmy to go to the bathroom when we stopped 10 minutes ago….
With this much people, they should really put another one
alright on three we tip it 1 2 3….
This scout troop is sooo over protective,when they say BUDDY SYSTEM,they mean BUDDY SYSTEM,with a whole lotta budies!
Dang, how much lip gloss do they put on every four minutes??
and this is where you get the call “i need to go to the restroom”
we can’t wait any more. get out.us
we`ve been standing here for 9 hours
You sure this is a good place for a court of honor? It barely hold four people!
Do you reckon the gator’s gone yet?
I’m not going in there. You go. No, you go! No siree, you go!
and this children is one of mankinds greatest creations, the portable toilet a.k.a portypotty most commonly found at fairs and constructoin sites
Hey Bob hurry up your, holding up the line.You know we all got to take a whiz.
i gess they had to go
wait wait wait 2 cups of coffee I’ve been waiting an hour wait wait!
Hey you! Don’t drink that much lemonade next time!
I heard this is where Bigfoot lives
should i go in
Operation porta-potty is a go, LITTERALLY!
me next, no me,me me me me me me
DUDE!!! lay off the churros!!
come on this is so rediculus i mean wat if the ranger comes
yor telln me that this is where we get the prize
We need another one of these.
THE NEXT TIME I EAT SPICY FOODS
Come on!!!!!!!!!!! There is a line in here
Ok first of all i need more tp, second of all the longer the line gets the longer i stay in here.
oh, man i didn’t make it to the bathroom in time.
I lock myself in the handle broke. help let me out of here.
I hate the idea of the “stare-at-the-toilet” badge.
“Can’t I have some privacy in here???”
“Come on out, kitty, we now your in there!!!
I HOPE THAT’S CHOCOLATE!
i need newspaper
Why is this thing doing here???
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!!!!!!
Is that sound natural?
omigosh ! someone locked a bear insde the porta- Oh! hi mr. scoutmaster sir!
Mark:” PSSST! JOHN! I think The Scountmaster had to many burritos for lunch!” John:” OH NO! THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO DO ANOTHER SERVICE PROJECT TO “CLEAN THE LATRINE”!”
“Where’s the knob to flush this thing!” -Johnny
Bobby, we told you not to eat all of those beans!
ahhh theres a monster in the toliet!
what’s taking so long did someone have a chili dog for lunch?
why did we let the girl scouts go first!?!
What is he doing.
Will he come out already !
Wait for the health hazard to go away first
Well this is the new metting spot for our troop since we didn’t pay the rent
My uniform doesn’t fit, Mr. Scoutmaster.
Can I be a scout too? FLUSH, FLUSH
What is taking Billy so long
Stand back, I’ll handle this!
i really don’t get why we have to do this for the “leave no trace” badge.
Now Boys this is why we don’t serve beans.
on 3 lets tip it 123 go!
“Billy, don’t make THIS one explode!!
first scout: boy it reeks in there it has not been cleaned in the last 25 years! second scout: I think I will wait till I get home next week.
MOVE IT OR LOSE IT BUB!
When is the Scout Master coming out?
what do you mean you forgot to wipe get back in there
Jeez! If there is a badge for using a portable toilet, Tommy has earned about 390!!!
(SPLASH!) Jimmy? is there a well in there? Wheres sparky? I think he fell in….
hurry up chewie we have to get back to the falcon
“we’ll take it”
What do you mean you locked yourself in and can’ t get out?!?!
Who wants to go in first?
So did you deal with the alligator problem yet Phil?
hold it kids, or find a tree.
The toilet is full!!!
Scotmaster:Well kids, it stinks in there and the next restroom isn’t for another 20 miles. Scouts: We can wait.
HURRY UP AND LET SOMEONE ELSE USE THE TIME MACHINE!!
Adult: “If it’s out of paper, it’s your fault for not being prepared.”
WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG?!?!?
Take 2 softgels to prevent this.
BOW DOWN TO THE PORCEILON GOD!
Clark, did you have to pick a port-o-potty to change into superboy?
Next rest area, 14 miles.
Lets suprise the guy that comes out by staring at him
“I wonder if Billy is coming out anytime soon…”
1st Scout: “Why did that public restroom have to be full?” 2nd Scout: “I don’t know. I just hope it doesn’t smell!”
P.U.!!! what did you have for lunch!!
HURRY UP DUDE THE HOLE DEN HAS TO GO >:-(
Please don’t let it smell in there.
Hey, Everybody! Maybe the janitor got sick and couldn’t rescue Jimmy out of the port-o-potty.
Stop wrapping yourself in toilet paper!
YEESH! hes filled up 5 TRASH CANS ALREADY!!!!!
5 hours later
I think I hear snoring in there.
Okay which little kid fell in this time or was it the scout master
SCOUTMASTER: no swimming pool til jimmys done. SCOUT: well then HURRY UP JIMMY AND I MEAN IT.
GET OUT OF THERE OR ELSE.
who let the scoutmasters cook again?
You said lets go… and we have to go!!!
Whats taking you so long! WE NEED TO GO.
I thjnk Scoutmaster Lumus fell in. I wonder if he will come out BLUE!
The treasure map was supposed to lead us to Jared’s attic, not a portable toilet
HURRY UP IN THERE WE NEED TO GO!!!!!!!
A voice from the bathroom says,”Oops,I missed.”
Come on
Hurry up
I GOTTA PEE!!!!!
Small scout: Ya’ know, there’s always the bushes…
I TOLD you not to touch the funky smelly green plant
Have my smellingsalts ready if I pass out while in there.
how long will it take LBJ in there isnt he suppose to be showing us theQ
Why couldn’t Superman use a telophone booth? We’ve been waiting for hours.
I think the potty monster swallowed that little dude!
6 hours is way to long,sombody has got to get billy out of there,now who is going to get him?
KIDS GOT YOUR STINK MASKS ON?
I can’t believe I’m actually debating using the girls port-a-potty.
Scoutmaster:and that is the reason you never drink or eat cafateria ladie’s food before 1:30 PM let it be a lesson to all.
Hurry up!
HAZORDOUS WASTE DO NOT ENTER !!!
Think of a plan to get the skunk out…..Wait no! Jimmy is in there
this isn’t the ticket stand. but we go where old bob goes!!
I’m afraid Nat fell in. CALL 911!
I hate that “siblings and guests first” rule.
NO MORE BEANS FOR ANY ONE!!!!!!!!!!
Cmon guys, I know i saw it move, just a few more minutes!
What do you mean “We’re out of toliet paper?” We’ve been bushwhacked again. Now, what do we do?
How do we remove the paper wasp nest from the portable toilet? Is the local ranger around, or are we able to remove the paper wasp nest safely all by ourselves using our set of skills from the safety manual?
Hurry up! This is worse than The DMV!!
I know its a good book, but you’ve gotta come out sometime.
OMG! This is the best field trip EVER!
who’s going first?
why are we here agin guys/men?
okay, he went in there an hour ago…who’s gonna go get him?
we need this at camp
okay… who threw our dinner in the port-a-potty
We’ve been waiting here for 5 hours, we gotta go!!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s our turn already
thank goodness, I wasn’t sure how long we could hold it, especially after that liquid water demonstration
Why does it take so long for Joey to get out of the bathroom?
WHAT did I see coming out of there?!
do you think someone’s been playing with the time machine again? maybe a portal poty wasnt the best idea.
how do we get the bombs in if someone’s IN THERE!?
Where did Billy go
Now THAT is a clean potty!
next time lets not bring water by the jug:D
there picking up someone in a portapotty!!! 😀
scoutmaster: ” hurry up its been 2 days and we all need to go to the bathroom and there is no where else to go.”
scout: “what is it scoutmaster?” scoutmaster: ” im not sure we better leave it alone though.”
1 more minute then we go and get the squirel who took our lunch money
eric said ‘wow! i wonder how can be so many chocolate bar inside this….’
Is it gone now???
I am never drinking 50 cans of coke before an award ceremony again.
I wonder if it takes pennies
8 super slurpies are serios Tim drank that meny!
“Whats the back up?” “It’s not us, it’s the porta potty.”
“Now scouts, for the rest of the summer, this is going to be your best friend!”
Den Leader we gota go
Are they doing community survise with the recycle bins. If they are good for them.
OK, who brought the toilet paper? So much for being prepared!
Leave it to Jimmy to eat 15 bean burritoes.
“Who built this portapottie in the basketball court????”
On 3, Everybody push
POTTY BREAK! Finaly
I can’t…beleive…trash cans…beat me… to the…bathroom. ARRRGH!!!
this is where the stench is coming from!!!!!!!!
“…and this scouts, is why we never drink two whole gallons of punch before a hike.”
Okay, next time, let’s keep Grandpa Joe away from the fiber!
O.K. boys, go crazy!
i am NOT reaching into THAT!
pedro +alfafa milkshake =this
What’s taking so long! Come on, we all have to go really bad! HURRY UP!!!
How did this get here?
Weird, wasn’t that portopotie over there a second ago?
now listen close scouts this is a portable pottie any objections? good.
There it is boys! Now we might be able to go all summer camp without emptying it!
Den master to pack:”well, boys,I guess I’ll hafta teach you how to go ‘lumberjack’style”
We should of told the Scout Master not to drink to much prune juice!
i dare ya to light a match in there
How long has that porta potty been there 3 days or 3 YEARS!
The local cubscouts take a trip and find an unlikly suprise they see a random portapotty in a parking lot. They were going on a two day campout on the weekend to a local farm. Then whaen they go to investigate they hear moanig then help cries. Apparently a little kid was stuck in there and couldn’t unlock the lock on the door. The local scouts then carfuly instruct the small kid how to unlock the door. It turns out that the kids parents were in the house next tothey parking lot redoing their bathroom so they couldn’t use the bathroom. So they rented a portapoddy so they could use a bathroom.
who wants to clean the poty
OK, Who planned this den meeting? We will never all fit into this dump.
what did he do fall in?
Wierd!! I think all of these boys must have had to go so bad they all got in line. It would be funny if one of there mom’s came out of the occupied stall.
STAND BACK I AM BRAKING THE DOOR DOWN
Thats what you get for chugin’ down 16 gallons of RootBeer!!
“This is our outing to see how a porta potty works, are you ready boys?”
Hurry up! I’ll go lumberjack style if i have to!
Why did we all have to bring jimmy to the bathroom again?
Scouts make a field trip to see the National “Porta Potty” Memorial for all scouts who passed out during summer camp in a porta potty.
Now how do we get this back to camp?
Why did I let little Johnny In there? Why? Oh the agony of smell!
THAT’S BIG
what is this contraption?
Whats the world record for cub scouts in a porta-potty
Are You Sure Thats Just A Port-a-Potty? He’s Been In There For 3 Hours
Scout leader” Now I am going to teach you saftey about bathrooms for your badges.”
Guys, there are no patches for going to the bathroom!
who ever thought that SUPERMAN used an outhouse, I thought he used a phone booth
Every body stand back, let the man do his thing.
i gotta go,i gotta go,I GOTTA GO!
that’s the last time we let frank eat at Dennys
come on everyone its time to get your merit badge for being potty trained i hope all of you are! i know derek is not
“That 10 bean burrito with extra chili sauce was great for breakfast..until now.”
Man I wish he would hurry up!!! The rest of us really have to go…
May I see your party invitation please?
I heard of Pinewood Derby cars, but not PORTA-POTTY DERBY CARS!
I’m alive!
Behold! The World’s biggest Pinewood Derby Car! Now has a porta-potty toilet as a seat!
are you sure that there’s not a tv in there?
I hope it has toilet paper. I GOTTA GO!
Everybody,on 3 push it over and yell.
Those beans went right through me!
we have been waiting here for hours
What Do U Think Is In Their, Gold, Money, ????
“The tour guide said this was a point of interest!”
Do a good Turn Daily! “Hey Mister, That is not a Phone booth!”
“Okay, he climbed up the pole, jumped in, and now he’s stuck.”
Alright, when he comes out everybody dogpile him!
Now!…That’s what we need in our camp. How about it, Guys?
“There’s a $1.00 fee to get in?!”
Any volunteers to check on him?
What Lassie? Timmy is in the porta loo?
come out of there with your hands up
I wonder if it takes quarters?
“Anybody else have to go, I Really have to Go!!
Are there crocidilles in this portable toilet?
THERE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GET OUT BEFORE THEY HAVE A ACCIDENT!
“It’s been an hour and a half! What is he doing, watching TV!?
“Is he working in his plumber’s merit badge?”
i should not of had all that soda much soda
Don’t worry fair citizens! Johnny and his watch are safe! He needs a serious shower, but he’s safe!
Like I said. My sister takes forever in the bathroom!
hi mr…..,Boby has ben in there for days.It must of stunk so much he past out
Waiting to use the “Phone Booth”….
Does he have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes?
come on dont bbe a chicken open the door! it doesn’t stink that bad! well bring a gas mask just in case.
um,john? are you okay in there?
Jonny , come out all ready!
HURRY UP, BOBY
“Poor, poor, roddy got flushed down his own potty”
some body hiding in the poty and the rest are trieing to figure out who it is or the bathrooms realy stinky and they are figuring out were to go
Hurry up billy we all have to use the bathroom !!!!!
Only Jake could clog a porta potty.
C’mon, ‘fess up and give the cookies back.
Ok, so who wants to see what’s kept Robert in there for 2 hours?
Erm… heheh. Ladies first?
Ok, why did the map we found in the attic take us to this?
Hey, you got any toilet paper out there?
On a count of three, push it down. 1… 2….. and…..
Good thing there’s a hospital right about three blocks from here… Fred seems to have eaten a bowl of hot chilis for lunch.
The person in the port-a-potty’s thinking……..There’s no toilet paper, what will i ever do?
darn monopolies… there’s only one bathroom in this whole town.
Hydration is the most important thing on this trip…
Are you renting that?
who wants to earn their “bravest scout to got into the bathroom after Timmy” merit badge
Get back here with my copy of Boy’s Life!
Alright Bob, no more cooking for you!
Ok scouts, let’s stand in line from tallest to shortest. If we’re lucky, they’ll air this on an AT&T commercail.
I WAN,T MY MOMY
get down guys!theres some nuceular radiation in there!is it clear?yeah, its clear.
Okay, who wants to go in next after Scout Master Bob has been in there for twenty minutes?
Why did tey let bob have that burrito
ok, why did the treasuremap lead us to this?
Ok, it may go off any second now
Akela Is he ever gonna finish? That’s the only bathroom in the area!!
Anyone else need to go?!?
Get your gasmasks reddy boys.
Next up, the Porto-Potty 2000 in its natural habitat.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s nature’s calling
I’m not going in there. lets get mikey he’ll do it.
I didn’t earn my Shotgun Shooting Merit Badge for nothing, so get out now!
do tou think i really smell that bad ! the city turned off my water
Open up-I know you took my Boy’s Life to read in there!
I have to go really bad-I just got back from summer camp!
I love the fresh scent of a new port-a-potty
Get out of there already! Everyone needs to go really bad!
”Bob, c’mon. you’ve been in there all day!”
I am never letting the tenderfoot scouts cook ever again!
To tip or not to tip-that is the question.
Here’s the plan, when he comes out, everyone go tackle him!
Now, it’s a scoutlyoporta-potty.
What are those noises?
Good job at waiting in line boys, here is your merit badge for waiting line to go to the bathroom.
O.K John hide-n-seeks over!
and heres the porta potty great place for lunch gather round
My credit cards going to expire before you are done!!!
Okay,who goes next? Eeny, meeny,miny,mo…
Has anyone seen my keys?
stand back it is natuer time to take the rest
Do you think the methane has killed anyone yet?
I knew we shouldn’t of drank all of Pedro’s alfalfa milkshakes!!!
git out of my way! I need to go really BAD!
who wants to go to the bathroom 1st
“Well boys, we better start working on that rocket your always talking about.”
Now kids, open up to the suburbia wildlife section of your handbooks and look up Animalia Portapottius
I told you we shouldn’t have let the girls go first… they take for e v e r !
come on billy no more delays first at the drinking fountain, now here?
OK.You all go fast.Why did you all have the giant soda.
‘Could somebody hand me some tissue?”
my mom always says that if they take this long, they are enjoying a good book.
This isn’t what I meant when I said we needed a smaller room to meet in.
Are you sure this is the line for the pay phone ?
Take me to your leader.
Jimmy! We’re going to miss the bus! HURRY UP!!!!!!!
I wonder if he fell in…
an air freshner???
I knew we should’nt have gotten the unlimited soda option!
You think I shouldn’t have ate all that chili?
Pedro, is that you in there?
what is that smell?
What happened to my car?!
why why did Billy have to eat those chimechangas!!!
Dont touch it! aww, gross! who did it!?!?
WHOA! everybody back! wha wha what is it?
Finally a portable toilet that smells good that why the long line is there every one wants to use it
ITHOUGHT WE TOLD THOSE CUBMASTERS NOT USE THE BATHROOM
hurry it up!!
Okay on three we tip it over 1 2 3!!
How long isit going to take him ? Ya he’s been in there for years.
all right kids just twist your legs and wait until it is your turn
When you gata go, you gata go
what’s the big hold up johnboy we all gotta go too after we just drank all that water.
“Eeww let’s just go in the recycling garbadge!
what?! no! it can’t be it’s it’s………..disgusting!
whoa I mean this thing is so cool you can actually go in it instead of the house
5…4…3…2…
That’s no moon… it’s a Port-a-John!
WHATS THE BIG HOLD UP!!!!!
“Hustion, we have a problem, the rocket did not ignite!”
I didn’t know so many scouts could fit in there!! Do you think they will be done soon!!!!!!
Why did we ALL have to go camping?!
Should we tip it???
On three let’s tip it 1…2…3!
there eveil ailans going for the capsal to take over the word.
so this is home away from home after chile night
community restroom
What’s taking so long?
Ok now are you done inside there.
“Do you thinks he’s o.k?”
“I don’t know, I told him not to eat those burritos
WE ALL NEED TO GO! HURRY UP!!!!!
Our motto? Be prepared. so get ready.
just take your time take your time
Joe fell in any volunteers to go in and fish him out?
Why did someone throw away a perfectly good, brand new portable toilet? We might be able to recyle it , if it fits on our scout trailer.
The sign on the front door reads “Must be this high to ride on this attraction”
Calm down everyone there is no monster in the portypotty!*not*.
I don’t care if you dropped your cell phone, I am not reaching in there!
Are you sure we have to go in there for Scotty to beam us up?
Whoo Weee!!!!! it smells bad!
Did he fall in?
who cooked the curry
so this blue fancy building is what Bill Gates uses to go to the bathroom
what is that?
what is that? how do we use it?
Thank you Mr. Cubmaster for taking us here!
Wonder what he ate
so who goes first??
cub scout: can we tip it over yet?
scoutmaster : in a few minutes
what do we have here?
he must have been holding it for a looong while… don’t look now, he’s coming out!
john Times up!
I’ve got to go bad! If I don’t come out in 5 minutes I’ve gone to the big portapoty in the sky.
Is it disgiused as a bomb?
i dont think the garbage cans smell any better
we are goin in!!
Come on Joe , we know you’re in there.
People just don’t get out of the toilet these days………
Man, he must be in a lot of pain
alright, first we conquer the potipotty, then the world!
Well, here’s the ladies room. The men’s room is inside the building behind me.
do we dare touch it
So, whose next???
is their anyone in there or are they just crazy?!
Hurry up!
Are we all suppose to camp in there??
How much longer will it be, We have to go really bad.
their looking for some bushes
or the doors missing so their all looking away
Wow!
lets look whats inside
all right men im go’n in
lets draw straws…. alrigth fairs fair jimmy your gunna see if he survived
Dave, did you do that?
well who forgot to flush this time
TAKE OFF IN 5…4…3…2…1!!!!
hey has anyone seen my cellphone?!
So… Is this where we get our camping merit badge?
i saw hoot …. i know what happens when we open the door
I got an Idea lets play a game lets play how many scouts can fit in a portable tolit
Hy bob he has been in there for a wile should we tip it over ?
You bet!
How many alfalfa milkshakes did you drink, Pedro?
i cant beleive we have to spend the whole night in this leanto
Hey Mr Coffdog ………we told you the library is next to the cook tent!
he must be waiting for a government bail out
quick, lets take it back to our camp site
just like home
“we must clean the portable toilet scouts”
5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
….I guess thats what smelled so bad.
Man, Bob’s been in there for over an hour, is he OK? Should we check on him. Nah, he’s probably just trying to ride out the storm
come on jed PUSH!!
Nothing to see here. Step AWAY from the Porta-Potty
I have been waiting 10 hours to go to the bathroom
So… He’s been in there for five hours… I think one of us should check if he’s drowned yet.
Now THAT’S roughing it!
Why mom signed me up for the porta potty pick up I will never know.
Man…… He’s been in there for 6 hours. Should we call a doctor?
Maybe scoutmaster Billy shouldn’t have eaten those five helpings of chili dogs and mega sized beans.
dude…. you really had to go didnt ya.
And your sure you saw David Hasselhoff walk in there………
That’s it! That’s the last time were stopping for a street vendo! For Pete’s sake, he’s been in there for an hour
remember young cubs, this scout is BECOMING clean
Bombs away
is that an alein!!! stand still he can’t see us if we don’t move.
it’s been 10 hours! either get out or im calling the COPS!!!!!!!!!!
how much longer until the Cub Scout Master comes OUT???
“We are all gathered here today to remember our friend Port A. Pote
Is he dead?
HURRY UP!
who could take this long
Did we have to have burritos for lunch?
I think I drank to much of Pedro’s space water!!!
‘Is there a badge for this?’
pedro did ya have to drink that whole vat of alfalfa milkshake
is… is that our scoutmaster? Run away! Run away!
Okay… Whose idea was it to have chili dogs for lunch?
should we push it over or what
You need toilet paper? We dont HAVE toilet paper… Yes! I mean, no! Maybe! Arggh!
Jimmy, you okay?
You should not cut in line ! I was first ! we all should have BEen PREPARED !
mmm im guessing this is the line for the food it smells like we are having chili tonight boys
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EAT A BEAN BURRITO FOR LUNCH BILLY
HURRY UP IN THERE I GOT TO GO VERY BADDLY!!!!! ME TWO !!! ME THREE!!!!!
“And here scouts,is the wild spot-a-pot in it’s natural habitat.”
Is this the line for the porta-potty or the garbage…I got something to RECYCLE!!!
Hey! It’s an oversized trail marker/bathroom. Nice duo!
how do you fall in a porta potty John I don’t know you
new guiness world record longest stayed in a porta potty: 6 days 9 hours 42 minutes and 45 no 46 seconds
They are wondering when someone will come out.
scouts are thinking how to rescue another scout out of the “stuck shut” portable,
What is that smell? Wait a second, maybe. . .Cheeseburgers, French Fries and Fruit Punch?
Pee-uww!!! George, I though I told you NOT to eat those 5 year old beans for lunch!!
Stay Back, It Might Explode!! Hurry Fred, get out!!
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! It’s Grevious’s escape pod-everybody stay back!
I cant believe this is the only toilet for 20 miles! And some person is reading the newspaper!
its gonna blow!!!
Ok kids, we are going to work on our Astronomy Badge and this here is the portal to outerspace…go ahead scoutmaster…you first 😉
Ok, this is one of the easiest merit badges to earn…. Only 3 requirements….and Billy is working on Number One
What happend to the basketball hoop ??!!??
THE ALEINS ARE GIVING US A SIGHN, THERE COMEING, AND THE USE THE RESTROOM A LOT!
what is that creaking i hear? is tim STILL in that porta potty
YOUR HOLDING THE LINE UP! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WAITING? DUDE, A TOTAL OF 300 PLUS THE 27 OF US!
There better not be an alagator in there like in Hoot!
hurry up lady we gato go
dude hury up i gota go
yuck who will clean the mess!?!
funnest thing iv seen all day!
i told you not to drink so much water before we left
Hang on kids! We don’t know what this thing could be so lets just be careful when approaching it.
I wish those things had flush handles…
Ok boys, lil’ Billy came out 10 minutes ago. The odor has to be gone by now.
Who wants to check it out first?
hay i told you not to get the beans.
HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
We’ve been out here for nearly 1 hour and we have small bladders!!
I’m not going in there!
is it time yet???
This is guiness bokk of world records and here we are witnessing the attempting to brake the record of the longest staid in one of those things he’s been going for 3hours and 56 mintues crash is he dead
well i have never seen a john that’s never been used before i geuss he’s enjoying it in there must be kinda historic
And this is out best attraction, It is used very frequintly! do not touch it. It is valueble. dont fall in!
I’M NOT CLEANING THAT UP.
Alright, I got my gear on, I’m going in.
Don’t worry I’m almost… OUCH!!! (splash) … Never mind.
I told you not to eat that chillydog with extra chilly AND an extra dog
The pack cries in unison, “Are you done yet!?!?”
sorry i ate to much cheese
here kity,kity,kity,kity,kity
“Do you think the door is gone for a reason?”
Here we are boy’s “the greatest invention ever created by modern man!”
Would you get out! I don’t care if you dropped a penny down there!
What did you eat?!?!?!
At his rate we wont get home for at least another week!
man joe you been in there for an hour get out!!!!!!!!
Do you like my fort?
I hope he didn’t fall in
darn, we really have to go!
Okay if somebody doesn’t come out soon I’ll…..Oh hi cub master
Who’s gonna knock it over first?
Is that bear done yet?!!!!!!
just wait boys the helicopter will be here soon
The best kind of community service
O man moms gona kill us
Come on, Billy! The rest of us have to go to, you know!
Shawn, come on out, we were kidding about the toilet monsters inside of the house.
“WOW!! Did he really need that much TP. He should have recycled from last trip.”
Welcome to our campsite boys.
This is what they call roughing it in the suburbs.
Scout: I thought we were going to use pit laterines! I’m not prepared for port-a-potties.
uh… maybe we should send a search party for timmy… those pits are endless…
scout:HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leader: O.K. let me walk you through this thing.
Like bees to honey, we were drawn here by the smell.
Knock on the door, there is no cat in there,or mabye.
How long has it been? Holy cow! Three hours!? I’ll see if he’s passed out. After all, Jimmy did win the bean-eating contest.
Scout Leader: Boys, did you glue the seat after I told you a million times not to? Scouts: No?
Scout #1: “I wonder if those Trash Bags have anything to do with that Port-A-Potty!”
Scout #2: “I bet they do!”
Scout #3: “I REALLY dont wanna know whats in those Trash Bags!!!”
Scout #4: “Me neither!!!”
Unfortunately, we have to empty them ourselves… will we need more trash cans?
why are we standing in a line formation next to the portable bathrooms?? anyone?? anyone??
Must be a big one.
GET OUT BILLY!!!!!!! ITS BEEN 2 HOURS!!!!!!!
Leader: What’s taking so long in there?!?!?!?
Scout: Uhhhhhh, I think I had to many beans on last nights camping trip!
I thought BLUE was for recycling!!!
DID YOU NEED THE TOFO FOR LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, I shoulda brought my Febreeze
SCOUTMASTER : THIS IS WHY I DIDN’T BE A CRANE OPERATOR.
So you see kids in the past you didn’t have the acsess to use the batheroom like you do know. So back then i wouldn’t drink to many liquids.
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s gonna blow!!!!!!
3……2……1…….BLAST OFF!!!
This Porter Potty is such a great work of art. I just can’t get away from it.
Did somebody leave a magizine in there again?
Wow! We really need to clean that out sometime!
AAAAAKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!
“Stand back boys, I guess when i dropped my ham sandwhich last night the bears must have really liked it!”
Mathew:Are you sure it was the beans that him. I think he is practicing what he is going to say at the pack meeting… a little to hard though. He has been there for an hour!
Billy: (from portable toilet) Guys! Cooking that chilli with beans for breakfast might not have been a good idea after all!
Sean: No kidding! I still cant believe you had three bowls!
Leader:It says green, but I hear something…nock, or don’t nock…
Den:HURRY UP ALL READY!!!!!!!
do you think the monsters out yet?
Leader: you know i really should have rethought that whole bean thing last night
Scout: ya think!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAND BACK SCOUTS!!!!!!!!!!…..(whispering), I just saw it move!!
“Once their was a toilet, toilet, toilet, once their was a toilet, smelly, smelly, smelly!”
****CORRECTION*****
I would be at fault if I failed to tell you that the scouts prepared you for everything…except this!!
“Is bobby still in there?”
“That’s the type of toliet they have, I’m never coming here again.
It looks like they smelled something bad
Sheesh…That Spam and Jerky went right through him!
Maybe Thomas shouldn’t have had so many beans we have been waiting to use the bathroom for days!
Ya know…scouts, Jimmy’s been in that thing for about 2 hours now. And since he had four helping of beans last night ’cause he sure loves his beans, I’m not too sure that your gonna have a very pleasant experience. I’m would be at fault if I told you that the scouts have prepared you for everything…except this!!
“Ew. You go in it.”
“No! I’m not going in it, you go in!”
What did tommy eat for lunch?
Mabye it’s not haunted after all, i’ll go in.
this is terrible. why did we have to have chili for dinner last night?
Man that smells good. Gather round guys cause it does’nt get any better than this.
leader:are you okay in there? scout: no,I forgot my toilet paper! leader:no merit badge for you. scout:why! leader:you are supposed to be prepared!
hey bob, you done in there yet?
…So you see kids, people in the past didn’t have access to the bathrooms you have, these things were called “Portable toilets” and just be glad you don’t have to use them. Moving on over here we see…