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Mustache? Check. Stupidity? Check. Now all i need is a cool russion accent.
Listen to your elders
like mustache?
A wise man once said…
I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for lator.
I misplaced my razor and shaving cream a few years back.
Have you come to admire my world-famous mustache?
365 years old i am!
He is a hairy monkey. I bet he is 60 years old.
I need to shave.
Monkey nobles in the late 1700’s.
Welp, my hairdresser messed up BIG time.
# monkey stash
# sansei banana
#SELFIE
Wax on, wax off. I need a banana.
so, girlfreind, how do you like my new moustache?
Sorry, I dont have a shaver.
teenage mutant ninja turtles
do your training turtles!
Cool story bro. Why don’t you tell it again?
Ugh…. why do I have to be old?
I mustache you a question
My name is Gandalf the monkey!!!
where is my rasor???
How long until I can compare beards with Merlin or Dumbledore?
you have learned well my young padiwan.
look! it’s sensi wu!
DO NOT QUESTION THE AUTHORITY OF MY SUPERIOR MUSTACHE!!!
Now, let me tell you a story.
I hope I can order from the 55+ menu at Denny’s now.
Old people have wisdom…im old…
now i look like great uncle Bill
“I’m growing this beard so I can be on Duck Dynasty”
D’you think I can win the mustache competition now?
Look at my beard!! Wait.. I’m only 21…. guess it’s time to shave!!!
ah yes, the stories I could tell!
I see your future, you will rip off my mustache!
Time to shave
Who are YOU looking at?
My amazing mustashe
GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Grandpa!!!!
in my day, kids RESPECTED monkeys!
Honey! Where’s my razor?!!!
sensei Monkey will teach you to be a ninja.
just because I’m a monkey doesn’t mean I can’t enter the wacky mustache competition
Anybody knows where the barber is?
Mustache monkey!
my stash is about 99.99% of my body wight
heree heree, in ye olden days your beard should smartness
Ho ho ho merry christmas
Who are you calling OLD!?!?!?!?!?
Meet Gandalf of the monkey middle earth.
Hey, like my mustache?
the last of the wisemen
so this is what the dragon meant when he said “merlin this is your destiny it is yours and yours alone to fullfill”
50 years and countin
Whats wrong with it its just a mustache
You were wise to seek my counsel mustache-less one.
zoo you like it?
Please don’t stare at my moostache
still cant find my shaving blade
does this hair make my face look big
do you like my stash
i ams so smart!
I mustache you question but i’ll shave it for later
YES! now all I need is big eyebrows and I can be just like my neighbor Mrs.baboon!
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
if i still need a shave a million years i will steal your shaving cream
Now all I need is a red suit…
I mustache you a question but I’ll shave it for later
Do you like my mustache?
OK, who hid the shaving cream?
I’m growing out, can’t ya tell
like my ‘stache ??
I win the mustashe contest!Yay!
i dont realy like being santamonkey because this beard is realy itchy
I should someday meet Gary Fisher and see if he can beat this Mustache.
anyone got a clippers
I’M NOT A MAN!
im the wise monkey from the mountain.
Hi, I’m Mr. Monopoly!
Yeah. Alright, I’ll admit it, I forgot to shave.
Maybe I should hold off on the hair growth formula.
Hello old man monkyten
Yeah, i know. i need 2 shave.
do i look fat
Do you like my mustache?
I AM master monkey
WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD!
Do you think i need to trim my nice moustache?
Lend me a razor, please
I havent shaved my whole life!
“Hey, Yo like mah beard?”
i am monkey chan!
I should really invest in a razor.
“Maybe I should have gotten the transplant mustache from a younger monkey…”
I’m the new Lorax
the beard is a sign of pure monkey
Why are you laughing? The guys said that I wound look wise.
only humans shave monkeys grow beards
Monkeys can grow mustaches?
Sometimes I don’t fell like shaving in the morning.
Hey, I just ripped this mustache of a mans face!
I’m turning into the lorax!
“wax on right hand, wax off left hand, wax on, wax off”
-Karate Kid
Me wise old Chinese guru.Wax on wax off.
I havent shaved in a week, ya see
hi i am harry the monkey
okay mister, hand me that razor if you’ll please.
Is that shaving creme that you got? I NEED IT!!!
Like me mustache yes of course
hhhmmmm, yes, you like my mustache. here i’ll stroke it for you, yes
Very interesting
what are you looking at, punk?
I knew I should have shaved.
back when i was a kid…
Ahhhh your trouubles shall go away after you fall into my trance.
Wax on, wax off…
I am Senor Monkeyman.
I just can’t find my shaving kit…
It’s Kong fu monkey!
we need to take the batteries out of the smoke alarms for my birth day this year
Look everyone! I’m Kernal Sideburns!
Combing my mustache is hard work.
am i old???
My name is Professor Dumbledore.
use old spice to smell like you have a mustache like mine
Did I win
Hey, my barber is a lawn mower. O.K.
Santa: I only gie presents to the good monkeys and not the ones who mock me so you’re going to get a lot of bananas in you’re stocking this year!
the moses of the monkey world
is this the crazy beard contest
is this audition for whisker wars?
wow, it’s been 200 days without shaving, that’s what I get for loosing my favorite razor.
Hello scoutson!
use the force luke
Step aside, Rip Van Winkle!!!
Excuse me sonny, where’s the nearest denture shop? I need some new denture cream.
Well do ya?
I’m about to pass!
im here to try out for the dumbledor part for harry potter
I AM THE WORLD’S ENEMY…THE POO THROWER!!!!!!
SWEET! my Facial here tonic worked!!
Rafiki is my mentor
I can’t tell if this is a monkey or a guy with a really long beard
Warped Wiseman Wonders…
WHY DID I USE THE REST OF THAT HAIR REMOVAL ON MY HEAD INSTEAD OF MY FACE?!
HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIME I TRAVELED MY FIRST 3 STEPS? OH, SO LONG AGO, 1 YEAR, TO BE EXACT.
for the last time i’m onley 3
luke use the force
(looking in the mirror), ahhh! there is a burglar in my house with a giant beard and a mask!!!
all i wanted for christmas was a razor and some hair on my head instead of under my nose.
Your Kung Fu is no match for my overly grown facial hair!
You will never become the dragon warior unless you loose 500 pounds and take a bath!! And mabe someday, you will have ears like mine.
I can’t remember the last time I shaved
Forget about the unibrow, giant mustaches win!
feal the shame, feal the shame of not haveing a beard like mine!!!
can i shave please?
You are looking very fashoinable.
Wait…thats a monkey?!?!?!?
i thing it time for a hair cut i a little hairy
I will show you the ways of the force, Luke!
All I wanted was a gotee.
STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!
i need to go shave, now EXCUSE ME!!!!
who likes my mustache
like my mustache
My hair is,where is it?
What do you mean Santa?
Hey, have you seen my razor?
Look it,s father time!
Do I look like Gandolf’s twin brother or what?
Mom, where’s my razor?! Dunno! It’s not my turn to use it!
What!!….. i`m growing it out
NO, I’m not selling cotton candy!
I should not have thrown my razor in the garbage.
What am I, Chewbaka?
2 inches short from the championship. Sigh…
They say i look like Santa.
does my handle bar mustache look good or is it just to weird for you?
“What? You think I need a shave!?!?”
Honey wheres my dang razor?
CAMERA, GET OUT OF MY FACE!! SURE I’M FAMOUS,BUT I AM STILL SHAVING!!!!!!!
Do you think I should cut a little bit off the ends? I might end up working at Hogwarts otherwise! Or the North Pole!
Whoa! How old are you? Exactly 2,575,455,344,222 years and 8 days.
fellow monkey get my shaver
Well sonny. Let me tell you about the early days when we didn’t have this stuff.
It looks like you went crazy with Rogain dude.
You got to ask your self one question, do you feel lucky, Punk? My mustache has tangoed with worse people than you.
Hey, I’m over 1386 years old. I look good for my age.
When 900 years old, like me, you don’t look so good
Time to get my razors back from Carl.
What do you want for Christmas, little boy?
Like it? NO?! (Dang I thought she would.) Wait! Come baaack!!!!
look at my moustache!look at it!
“Am I geting old”
Do I look like a wizard because I do not shave often!!!
So…why do i have to shave?
I mustache you not to laugh at me
do you think i need to shave?
i need to shave
Time to shave :-[
Man, I’m 85. I need to learn to shave already!!!
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
Uh,oh I need to shave.
Here on fox news, we have a REAL freak of nature.
now where did i put that razor?!
i got a pair of sissors for xmas… notsure y…
i need to stop glueing cotton balls to my face
I guess I’m getting old.
IT LOOKS LIKE DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, im telling you why! SANTA CLAUSE is coming to town!
The wisest monkeys always have the best mustaches, Remember that kids
What did I do to become a moustache club member?
This strange monkey is trying to grow a mans strangely long beard just like Santa’s or Dumbldore’s.
this is the worst hairdo ever!!!!!!!!!!!
shave often kids so you don’t end up like me
Do I look cool?:-(
hay!!! just because im santa monkey and youre not doesnt give you the right to be jealous!!!
i think i used the wrong cream
Ahh, so you like my Handlebar mustache? Yes, Dumbledore did inspire me, and I must say, I am hot!
How do you humans keep your mustaches clean? Mine is a nightmare. But I will break the record. Don’t you worry!
ho ho ho merry …… heeey where is my bannana?
Should I shave? Hey, people are looking at me. And they’re smiling! They must think I’m hot! I’ll never shave!
Hey what are you looking at
Time to shave.
This is Dumbledore at 21
Yes sonny, I have been in prison for many years.IN THIS PHOTO!!!!
One word,SHAVE!
What are YOU lookin at!
Do you like my new musache?
wise with the force young monkey
oh please write a funny caption about me please please PLEAEASE
im a old monkey ninja master my name is Aroku Saki
i need to go to monkeytown
Do you think I should shave, or just trim it a bit?
“People say I need scissors, but I think they’re jealous.”
Mokeycluas is comin to town.
im monkey .in boots!
This town ain’t big enough for the both of us!
Its Dumbledores monkey……..he needs to shave!!!!
you are now a samurai, young grasshopper.
to much milk
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude, get the camera outta my face!
bon jour
I’m Albus Dumbledore.
This is what happens when you cross a bearded lady and a monkey
Bird? What bird? I didn’t eat no bird!!!
maybe I shouldn’t have skipped shaving this morning…
what was that sunny?
I knew I should have shaved.
Who’s going to take me to the Barber shop near by.
Run! Run! I didn’t know Dumbledore was a ape!
Hello, monsieur. You like my muztash? Whee, Whee, it is velly nice, I wear only the latest fazshion in fahshial hair.
I just grew facial hair
you have heard of frizzy hair but have you heard of a frizzy moustach?
happy new years
it’s a’ me a’ mario
I just need a red cap, some brown hair dye, and I’ll be Mario.
You’re a wizard, Harry.
You,re a wizard, Harry.
I need a new barber
NO! you must fry it to make the po po platter!
I am 2 years old…HA!!!!! it looks like i am 21 YEARS OLD…
alright,time to go the barber shop.
Well, that mustache growing cream has FINALLY worked!!!!!
Alright, which one of you guys stole my moustache wax?
Do I look ready to go to La Restorante Fance’e Par’is
Sorry, you need a shave
I just LOVE my furry muustaache.
moostaash
im looking to enter the beard championship!
Um… can I borrow your razor
Hello, my name is Jerid and i need an extream make over, so please pick me.
hello how are you … hairball bleh
Honey, will you please buy me a razor.
jonny lon; Who says monkeys can’t be itallian?
I wonder if this is long enough to donate.
100 points to Hufflepuff!!
Ummm…I think I need to shave.
I knew I could grow a beard if I tried!
YAWN!why is everybody laughin’-Hey! who put a beard on me?
i know they sa chicks dig beards but really?… this is rediculise
NOBODY WILL ATTACK ME NOW IF THERE TICKLISH
now, where did i leave my razor?
where did i put that dang magic hat
Who cares!
What’s black and white and hairy all over?
Hey honey, do you think i need to trim my mustache?
I’m not a goat, so I can’t have a goatee; but I think they should call this a monkeytee!
you’re not going to shave my beard are you?
do you like my mustache?
“Ho ho ho marry christmas, ops I frogot it’s March
well i’ll be a monkey’s uncle!!
You know, shaving your beard would take years off your face
I lost my nose trimmer
French style please
Yikes! I will never go to Monkey Cuts again!
Look at me!!! I grew handlebars!
that monkey looks to be about 95 years old and thats old for person.
Do you like my beard? It’s custom made!
got milk?
I need a new hairstylist.
hony! time to call that chimp to trim my fluffy wiskers!
I need someone too come mow my nose hair
who says monkeys can’t have facial hair?!
Gandalf has returned
Well, at least now i can go for World’s Hairiest Monkey.
This is what happens when you don’t shave at all.
Does anyone have a razor that I could borrow? PLEASE?!
me look funny
can I barrow ur razor
I have trained with master Yoda in the way of the short animals
you like it wat? you dont aww cmon u now you do
If you want a funny caption just look at me!!!!!!
“You have NO idea how it takes the groomer to do me”
If you study the ways of the monkey carefully, then one day you might have a mustache like mine.
lather and nothing else
talk about a nose trim
pass me the shaving cream willya
I am the new Monkey Santa!!!
Uuuuuu. Where am I.
i am monkey master HIYA!
honey remember to put shaving cream on the shopping list
does ANYBODY have some razors around here?!!!!!!!!!
“You want ME to shave?!?Why do I need to do that?”
I’M NEVER GONNA SHAVE
anybody got a razor and some shaving cream
Old Monkey: People think I’m weird because I have a beard.
O.K. who switched my Coke for super mustache growing juice?
my wife took my razor it grew over night.hey anyone got a comb
Thats a likely story.
Im geting to old for all this jumping
-says in a old old old man vioce- can i have my shavin kit and ma kane???
HEY LADIES,I SEE YOU CHECKING ME OUT,YEAH BABY
that is the best beard i have ever seen
got to shave
my wife says to grow a mustache so i did.
Is that a camera? Tree? Camera? *sigh* I’m getting too old for this.
You got a comb?
I’m growing my moustache!!!!!
whare is my cane
I wonder how he grew that
“how does Santa do it?”
(in old man’s voice) back in my day, you were judjed by how awesome your ‘stache was. why do think i was the head honcho of monkeys!?!?!?
So are you ready to fight me the master?? Jackie Chan SO TEll me are you
After climbing ALL those TREES, gathering all that FOOD,AND keeping the KIDS AND WIFE happy, It impossible to keep up with this stuff.
This was my grandpa’s, but in his will he gave it to my dad. I stole it.
I’ve had this beard since I was three!
Like my beard? I just cut it.
weres my shaving cream
Ho ho ho!!!!
you’re a wizard harry…
(Mom monkey and little monkey looking at picture)Mom:See Timmy this is your great grandfather… But he soon was put into custody for impersonating Santa Claus.
ahhh, oui, oui, madame.
so…jedi you want to be ?
wisdom is living…in a monkey!
do u know why people think im santas dog!??!!!!!!
Were did you put my shaving kit.
OOOOOOOOOH< Grasshopper!
“like my beard?”
somebody needs a haircut!!!
no time to grow old
Helleo young fighter i am the bearded kungfu chines master monkey thing. (in a chineas accent)
Frodo did you steel my hat?
when Mr. monopoly said I should get a beard I didn’t know he meant this!
I wonder if Fox has mastered the Arctic Leap?
People only say i can be around if i wear a disguise. I wonder if its working???
Fetch me a banana young grasshopper!
Hello, Grasshopper.
i going to be your new dojo
Ho Ho Ho i’m Santa (Ineed to shave)
I am merlin the magician and I work for arther!
Confusious says always take care of your mustaches.
I need to shave again! I’m starting to look like Santa!
Man , are there ANY good barbers around here?
oh what do they put on those stick- on beards!
in my day we hunted for bannanas now it is just supermarkets
you got a shaver
Ho ho ho! merry junglemas!
in singsong: “Santa Cluas, Santa Claus, I can be you two!!”
great looks like i need to shave again!!!!!all man i always get this stupid hair!
Hey lookey here i’m mr.Monoply
HEY GRANDPA GOT PRESENTS!!!!!!???????
WHY IS EVERYBODY SAYING ” YOU GOT RABIES” WHEN ALL I HAVE IS FOAM AROUND MY MOUTH.
Ho ho ho! Santa Monkey is here to bring joy to all of the world!
Stop asking! I’m not selling cotton candy!
Oh yes, I am the wise man you have been seeking.
be jealous of my beard young monkeys
hey!am i geting older.
I’m your master.
it is attacking me
LOOK!I’m SANTA CLAUS!!
MARIO MONKEY TO THE RESCUE!!!
Got Milk?
my mustase is huge wahn touch it
i’m a hermit for holoween
Confucious says about monkeys “monkey that loses his shaving kit, might end up looking like that.”
Winner of the 2009 annual monkey mustache contest
I am chief Ochito. I come from… JAPAN. Dang I forgot me sunday shave.
oh dang! i keep forgetting to buy a razor!
Yes, I will win the finest stache contest @ Chimporee this year!!
Im dumbeldore
Ah,i shall teach u kung-fu,r u ready 4 the ways of the master
Mario ain’t got nothin’ on this!
i need to shave
Why do people keep on saying Im having a bad hair day? WHYYYY?!?
Hey Joe! I need another tube of shaving cream!
i am getting old. waaaaaaa!!!
aw shoot do i need to shave my berd agin i jest did it three minites ago
Ah yes dear Watson indubitably.
I am the mustashed munkey
you must destroy voldemort harry
this must be from the horse radish.
That monkey better shave or he will end up looking like Dumbledore!
I am an old monkey
A new meaning for”Flavor Saver”
Hmmm? If only I could scrach my beard!
IM thinking the way of the NINJA
hey stop starring i couldnt find my razor u got a problem with that
What is your problem never seen a monkey with a ‘stache?
Um, excuse me…where is the closest barbershop?
Can’t an old guy have a mustach without being watched all the time!
“It takes me 3 hours to come my beard!!”
guess how old I am.
give me my cane
Now youglings use the force and tell me how long my beard is
hey bob do you see the flea, no oyur beard is in the way
Is he related or close frinds with santa.
I should be in the wirdest beard contest!
i hate this beard!
like my ‘stache?
Would you like to groom my beard.
ALWAYS LOOK EYE!!!
What? I saw a wolf in sheeps chothing! So Im a monkey in kung fu masters clothing!
“Why is everyone running away, It’s not like I have rabies!”
Oh,man.Try again.
he needs to shave.
he looks like master shfoe.
i think he looks like a spider monkey with a beard.
We found Porffesor q Monkey
“Young grasshopper, sniff the wise old baboons butthole to know the secret to…..
KUNG-FU!!!!”
S.O.S. I NEED A RAZOR
I’m Monkey Gandalf!
what the hampster are you looking at!?
what on earth are you looking at!?
help! I’m stranded here on this island without a razor.
So, you think you can pull the wool over my face?!
NO YOUNG ONE! for you have not leaned the way of ze mooshtash
Now, where’d I put the shaving cream?
I didn’t know fiber made you grow hair!
it is really harry
I am the wisest, oldest primate ever. I know all
Have you been good little boys and girls?
I new I should have shaved this morning
get off my tree you wippersnappers , ow my back!
oohhh. thats what the Rogaine bottle meant by “DO NOT PUT ON FACE”.
How did I not get the part for Merlin?
What,we monkeys cant have a santa?HOHOHO
Where’s my pizza? I ordered one 10 years ago!
step right up for the bearded lady-errr, monkey
I am Albus Dumbledore.
I’m the Einstien of the 21 century!
“Oh,you think you’re so funny,I’ll show you funny.
What do you mean I need a shave?
hmmmm mabey I shouldent have touched my dad’s hair growth cream
Maybe THIS will impress the girls!
I’m the new Mr.Wise Guy.
look mommy i found a hairy caterpilliar on my face
Ooh! Is that a ferrari? A Yukon? For me? Thanks!
Come to the mustache side. We have cookies.
I knew this would freak you out mom.
Boy, these scary movies really make my hair curl!
I think he is growing a long beard
that was the worst shave ive ever had.
Ho ho ho!! Everybody, Santa Monkey’s in town!!!
mustache man! To the rescue!
Honey, do I have to shave it, it makes me look macheesemo.
man, i over used that hair magic stuff again!!
hairy potter?
Jeez, Hurry up, I’m growin a beard here!
Faster than a speeding tortise! More powerful than a bowl of bananas! Has more facial hair than Santa Clause himself! This amazing stranger from the forest Amozon it’s … …Mustache Monkey!!!
eh,what took ya’ so long?
Hi kids!! Its time for a very special episode of ‘Monkeys with Bad Fashion’!!
dont you tease me with that doughnut i will be forced to use my moustache skills on you
Honey, how long exactly was i asleep? Wow! I beat oldvanwinkle! (27 years)
May the Force be with you!
Is it just me or am i getting older?
OM! I really need to shave!
i tried 2 get past the age line with an aging potion, and now look! i hate u dumbledore!
Give me another cookie and some more milk… Don’t tell me I have ANOTHER milk mustache!
I wish you well young grasshopper
Not letting that chimp do my hair again!
Bonjour how do you like my mostache
i thought i was a monkey but i could be a walrus
And you say you have a big mustache!
now i have a shot at winning the german beard contest
WOW WHAT HAPPENED DUMBLEDORE! u didnt even have that yesterday!!!
Yeah, they said I’d make a good paintbrush.
um, does anybody know where the nearest barber shop is?
I knew I should have shaved when I stole that razor.
Can someone shave my hair off?
Too much beard growth, I guess!
oh no! i think i took too much hair growing potion!
I can’t find last night’s lasagna leftovers…I wonder where they went? Holy cow, here they are. Lost in the deep, dark depths of my mustache…
Why sonny when i was younger that thing was just being built!
Do I smell tacos? (the mexican beard style)
I will never let Pee Wee test his moustache maker on me again!
Maybe next time I go to a salon, I should get highlights in it. Something to think about, I guess.
Use the Force Obi Wan… Use the force to open my banana…. I’m hungry…
Hey, what happened? I just shaved yesterday!!!
You wouldn’t happen to have a razor would you?
When I am sad I frown my mustache. SEE?
Wow! This beard growth elixer really works!
So maybe I made I wrong choice by pouring all of the hair growth formula.
This isn’t quite the haircut i had in mind…
Hello, young man, may I help you?
I need to shave!
Draco,report to Dumbledor.
Monkey Clause is coming to town, what ever happened to Santa
I KNEW I should’ve followed the directions on that hair tonic bottle!
Does this beard make me look old?
WOO HOO!!! I am now officially macho!!! Now all I need are muscles that show under all this fur, then a car, then all the other stuffs that the macho guys have, lady monkeys, servants,……..
Oh No!I seem to have lost me wee little razor
…and this is why I didn’t get the life supply of chocolate from Willy Wonka.
I don’t think I look like Santa
Which way to the oldest Scout competition?
Get it off ! Get it off !
has anyone seen my razor? It was on the counter yesterday now its disapeared.
Yes it was many years ago.
I might need to shave!
” Master Chifu, I am the Dragon Warrior. Hiya!” Chifu: “HO, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, Panda!”
I forgot to shave!!!
Monkey-Mans painting company.
Can I have some more cream cheese with that bagle, I cant find it.
Did she think I’m too young to have a beard?
took me 15 years to grow this.
Where’s my shaving cream?
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
I bet my ‘stache is bigger and better than your ‘stache
I need to shave
From now on, you may call me sensei,
last time I read all of twilight books.
Uh Oh, Someone sees me. I should have shaved this morning!
oops, I think i bought the wrong hair lenghthener
Drat! This beard is to thick st shave!
Hey Mom, can I enter in the National Beard Contest that I saw on Boys Life? Pleeease?
I need a LOT of shaving cream for this ‘stach
Hey! Where did my mouth go?!?!?!
All I wanted were some whiskers!
Dude, I seriously should consider shaving.
i should have listened to my dad and not drink the hair growth bottle.now i look older than my dad and his dad.
psst mom can you get that camera out of my face
Ok, which one of you guys stole my shaving cream?
I need to shave
oh man the pizza man is not coming
Eh?! what was that sonny?!
I know this is a good place for nesting however,I prefer if you birds live somewhere else other than my beard
Woah, when I told the hairstylist to give me some hair, I really underestimated his abilities.
Here! I’ll throw down my beard so you can climb up and save me!
YES! now I can enter that beard competition against dad!!!
I may be old and hairy but i can still play games!!!
I think I ate too much of that banana-flavored cotton candy:)
wanted: zz tops fan, last seen at zoo,likes monkeys
Oh, that’swhy your not supposed to drink the hair grow juice. Don’t blame me, it smells like chocolate!
Should I get a trim, ornot have drank that beard growth harmone
Honey, will you come braid my beard? I finally think its long enough.
hey mom why do you say I have to be 30 to get a mostache
If my beard grows any longer I could make rope out of it. And then, being the evil monkey I am I will create carnage over the whole Earth, creating World War 7! Or is it World War 3? Man, I time travel too much…
The spiders on the other side taught me to do this.
time to make everyone around me uncomftirble
ahem,ahem,AHEM, {trying to get everyones attention} has anybody seen me shavin supplies.
HEY!!! Get that camera away from me! Oh, no. This is NOT good for my image.
“…… And my words of wisdom are to NEVER, EVER shave! Remember it well!”
Uh, mom, about that barber…
Bubble,bubble
I’m never buying another bottle which says INSTANT MOUSTACHE MAKER
I’ve been waiting forever for this cage to arrive
i need a partner for “dancing with the apes”!!!
When i was a little boy… uh-oh… i forgot what i was going to say i guess i really am getting old.
Is this photo shoot over yet becausethis my chin is really starting to itch with this cotton on my face.
Im not going to that barber any more.
Honey, where is my shaving cream?
If I’m 19 now I would hate to know what I’d look like when I’m 100.
I thought i used shaving cream this morning!
I must have grown this beard when i was sleeping! I never knew monkeys grew beards!
I just need a large rubber nose, a black pair of glasses, and a pair of black eyebrows and then I have the perfect disguise!
Attack of the space monkeys from Pluto:part 2
Now this is what I call Monkey Madness!
Now kids to be good little children and get a lot of presents on Christmas Eve you have to give Santa Paws all the bananas you have!
GRUNT! Now I’m a boar!
Great now I’m santa paws!
My wife is right,I need to trim my beard…
Would you like to talk to the monkey of wisdom?
I’m father time for halloween!
To himself “Now I know what lincoln felt like on a bad hair day”
Umm… No, I didn’t get into the Crisco. Err.. why did you ask?
I think I’m going to need a better costume for Halloween!
Do you think this beard is good enough for Christmas?
When is the beard contest ?
Oh dear, how the time has passed. I’m now really old.
Im just looking up to show of this cool pchture of me.
All the female monkeys love me.
Look ma I am santa claus
Do you know where is the nearest barbor shop is?
(in foreign accent) Well, well, well… I knew you would like my moosestache. I will sell plastic replicas in the gift shop. But first, I must TAKE OVER ZEEE WORLD!!!! MWAH HA HA HA… *cough* uh hem… well that was awkward…
“When is my next haircut?”
I hate bad hair days!
hey. Mr. monkey? try NOT to look in the mirror today.
Great! I’m trying to grow a beard!
i’m to old for this
I`m going to sing the bear song (with a berd)
I’m your bigest fan,Jamie!!!
Who woke me up from my beauty sleep???!!!!!!
Does this beard make me look fat?
I am the smartest monkey I can prove it with this awesome beard
guiness world records yet or is it too short?
Just so, Grasshopper.
Im a monkey version of your very old grandpa
Now all I need is a pair of eyeglasses and a top hat.
i think its time to shave!
get me a razor and get me outta here
What makes you think I ate the cat?
Darn, lost my shaving cream again!
If you think this is bad, you should see my uncle’s!
don’t judge me i’m waiting for barber to get here
I really THINK it’s time to shave.
Am i really that old?
when will my dad tell me to shave
I am posing for Dombuldore in the new Harry Potter movie.
Why are people staring and pointing at me and saying, “is that a walrus or santa?”
last time i go to that mustache salon.
my face is melting!!!
Wait till you get as old as I am! Take luck!
Beat this beard, DUMBLDORE!
Tell me, do I not appear more thoughtful when I stroke my beard?
“Oh my Gosh, what is that?”
i think i have some hair in my mouth!!! gross!!!
HoHoHo! Merry Chimpmas!!!
Monkey: Yes, I know.I look hot.
Am I a sailor now?
Why do we only have beard soap?!
Hi MR. Yoshida, have i made it To Ripley’s yet?
Mama Mia, I told these people no flash photography.It took forever to get it this way.
Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER!
I hate getting old
I don’t need a handkerchief, I’ve got this moustasche!
any barbers around here?
I guess it’s that time of year again, haircut day!
This is the last time I ever get a perm!
Does this look good?! Does it?! Does it?!!
Monkey says:Wax on Wax off
Thats the last time I use hair in a can
Forget the Just for Men…the Just for Monkeys Mustache dye…in white…RULES!!!
I got my shaver lost in my mustache 5 weeks ago!
I am trying to get in the world records for the longest beard….this could take a while….
I’m Professor Dumbledore.Hold on, I’m a monkey! Where’d my wand go to?!?
now i know why mom told me not to take the “who can eat the most sour lemons’ contest
ehhh…..not wise enough
man,i am seeing what having a beard feels like i’ll shave it someday!
I am the respected Buddha…….or at least, I was, before reality and nirvana became sooooo distant.
santa’s new subsitute
Doctor Livingstone,I presume?
“welcome to the wisdom guru school, i will be your instructer”
you dig my moustache dont you i got it from target from the pet section i found it on a human …
Does anybody know where the nearest barber shop is?
I should of shaved when dad told me
Monkey:My beard is hanging over my eyes, so I can’t see. Hey, is this the pool?AH! It’s the TOILET!
No wonder my wife finds me unnatractive….
be careful harry!
Hey, why am I Santa this year and why do i look like Jamie from mythbusters???
What the heck! Bobby I told you NOT to use the special moustache bin!!!
OK, Beat that! (Tthe secret is lemonade)
I’m master Yoda’s monkey!
I’ve seen my dad have a beard but this… thisis HALARIOUS
Ha!!! Soon I’ll look as cool as Pedro and take over Boy’s Life! Mwahahaha!!!!!
hi im Arnold Shvartzenager
Look in to my eyeeeeees you r feeling very sleeepy
He is grandmaster FU
hello, freaky freaky monkey!
Oh… that is what happens if you don’t shave. A little tip for zee future……
The ladys love my sweet moostachio!
Ho ho ho! Santa Chimp is comin’ to town!
Aw great, we’re out of shaving cream again.
Now, for your third task, you must find the hidden treasure of The Land of Lies and Myths.
I’m now taking elections for the President of the unided states of america,I do look old enough,right?
Shave and a haircut, Sir?
does this make me look like I have rabbies?
“Little did little tommy know that something was growing on his face….”.
I am the grand imperial pubbah of the RBMGOSA (Record breaking mustach Growers of South America)
And I’m the #1 Member…….
Many monkeys may have mustaches, but this is ridiculous!
Why are you staring at me?!!!!
I may be small, but my mustache is large! Literally!
AM I A MONKEY OR A MAN?
Am I realy this old?
I Sensei! You Grasshopper! I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn!
the mokey probaley was thinking why is there camras all in front of me, hey am i on t.v. or am i just blind.
“Ah, man I forgot my gavel! Ooh, and dont’t forget my special microphone.
BOO!!!Did I scare you ?!
Monkeys and humans I grew this so if I get captured and sent to the zoo I will get more attenion
I knew I should’ve bought that anti-aging cream!
Wow this new do is funky
Now do I look old enough to be President?!?
How was I supposed to know that it was a glue puddle
I’m so old that I don’t belong as a wizard in this castle!!!!!!!
why do so many people think i’m Jamie from “Mythbusters”?
“See the ‘stache, observe the ‘stache, LOVE MY MUSTACHE!”
Listen young worrior if you wish to learn Kung Fu you must listen to the wisdom of my years!
Hey…I’ve got a big beard but I’m proud!
It is too late for the shaver. Where is the chainsaw?
“Patience young one.”
howdy partna!
“I like Santa, but this is ridiculous.”
I’m not crazy! I saw santa in this shiny glass thing in the bathroom!
that’s it! who put glue in my shaving cream?!!!
It slices! It dices and makes julian fries!
Having a bad hair day and me without my mustache wax
Monkey by day santa by night ho ho ho
“Its not my fault how was i suposed to know what DO NOT DRINK HAIR GROTH EXCLERATOR!!! was suposed to mean?”
“Luckily, this is only a store-bought fake beard…or is it…”
“I knew that super hair-growing potion wouldn’t work…”
Ahh! perfection!
Boy do I hate drawing self portraits in art class!
I’m not so sure about this new look. It doesn’t go with my fur.
Did you know it took me ten years to grow this
I hope Iget the world record for the longest moustache on a monkey!
Please can I have that cookie.
Ahh my friends… I’m not as young as I used to be…
That sure was some good ice cream! …why are you all laughing?
is this thing real?
” I forgot to shave this week “
I remember when a loaf of bread only cost a nickle!
Darn… I forgot my razor.
why oh WHY did i have to attack the poodle with glue all over it?
Oh man! That wasn’t Koolaide! That was rogaine!
do i need to shave ,or is it just milk…
You’re sure no one will notice my new hair plugs?
That Albert Einstein i ate had too much hair…
Is there somthing on my face?
when did I grow this???
Darn! I forgot to shave this morning!
need a trim?
I don’t know…………. do you like my new beard?
I could so win the mustatce contest !!!
Everyone look at my grand moustache that I got from Europe.
Get out of my lawn!!
Wheeze! Cough Cough!
Wow! I should shave A LOT more
Only ten more years until I get promoted to “Santa”.
Hmm, yes, quite good, quite good….
check out my facial hair.
Hey look at me. I’m the oldest monkey around.
First off, I’m not your buttler, I’m the monkey who steals hats from Mario. Second, I lost my razor because Santa took it and said to savor the pride.
Ha! You call THIS a bad hair day!? You should have seen me last Tuesday!
Aaaaaah I realy need to shave! Ohh ohh ahh ahh!
dang I shouldnt of glued dog hair to my lips
Monkey Santa
“Live long and prosper.”
i repeat i am not abe lincoln
does this beard make me look fat?
chewbacca has returned!
Now we know why people grow mustaches…because the MONKEYS have them!!!
Note to self: Eating bananas grows more facial hair.
Two bits for a shave and a haircut
1.Mustache….check
2.Become a millionare….that might take a while.
think that is funny u should see my ferret
mustach? what mustach?
Thats the last time i’m going to let you cut my hair!
You got it all over my face!
I do NOT want to be the wise man anymore… Jeff, shave my beard.
Does anybody have a razor blade for santa?
Hey, who pushed me in the cotton candy machine?
The Power Puff Pigs are flying bye!
I think it’s time to shave.
When the mas scientist turned himself into a monkey his hair was transferred to his lip.
Do I look like Santa?
sit on my lap kids. i’m santa!
I have bean waiting 4 the last day of school 4ever. now I just need a razor…
LOOKIE SEE MY BEARD? BACK OFF
hello give me a b-b-b-b-b-bANANA
I think my mustache is growing!
hello skywalker the new yoda am i deaspratly in need of a barber shop i am
hair,hair…What hair?
Do I Look Old To You?
Mmmmm…. Shave,I need to.
Hey ware is the lawn mower?!
bon joir miseur do you like my mustache I put it in curlers and fancied it up and died it just for you. PEASE SAY YOU LIKE IT,I’L EVEN SMILE BIG.
Dude, I’ve gotta get some shaving cream. Like, now!
I THINK I SHOULD HAVE SHAVED BEFORE THE CONCERT
Elder: It has served me well young one, now it is your turn.
“Young one”: Thanks, but I’m pretty sure people get lost in there.
okay little boy tell me what you want fer Christmas!
monkey see monkey do. (especally when mouststaues are involded
“My grandkids are really grandgoats!”
“look guys grandpa got everyone a mask, even got me one!!!!!!”
talk about a bad hair day
now i know how dad felt when mom did his hair
I should not have grabbed that hair tonic
It was a dark and scary night…… WHEN THE GIANT MUSTACHES ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too long or too short?too short.
you are ugly, but I am more ugly
Hand me the razor
The pizza guy was supposed to be here 50 years ago
hand me the razor
Hoo hoo HAH HAH!!!
Hello, little one. I am the Elder of Monkey Island.
I AM SAD TOO MUSTACH
wow crazy thing!
Iv hard of a mik stashs.
does anybody have a counter spell??
Why is hair comming out of my mouth?Or is it a new type of rabbies?
I don’t care what you think of my beard!!!!!!! I got the style from a pure Italian man!!!!!! If it is good enough for HIM, than it’s good enough for ME!!!!!!!!
WOW! that hairgrow stuff really works!
everyone im going to sing my hit single “Stop and stare”. Here i go. stop and stare i think im movin but i don’t know where and i know that everyone gets scared i’ve become what i can’t be.ohhh can you see what i see.
Wheres da guy who sold me that instant moustache remover?!!
WHY does everyone always stare at ME????
why do I let the years escap me?!?!?
Wash on, wash off. Wash on, wash off…….
Note to self: Buy batteries for nose hair trimmer.
one inch longer and I will be in the freek show part of the circuis
Mom look, my first beard!
Before: “Will you marry me?” “No! Only if you grow a goatee.” After: “Too short.”
mom the squirell stole my razor again please get it back for me. (shaves face) man thats th 300th razor ive lost to this thing now it’s eat ing my face ahhhhhhhh.
what mustach ?? what are you talking about thats not a mustach that my new shihzoo dog
Can I go to the bathroom? On second thought, to the store?
WHOA!!! Gandalf lives!!!
Live long and prosper.
only the ninja master guru would have this mustache ……. like me!
I know. I’m to handsome for my shirt!
I should of never bought that bunch of bannas, now i don’t have enough money to go to the barber shop.
I wish that barber would stop using that darn hair growth cream…
man I need to start “shaving”(not that i know what that means,but…)
Quick call Ripley’s believe it or not!
CAN I LOOK YET
look its monkey clause tearing up some of santa clause toys the hard working elves been working on!!! LOL!!!!!!!
Help! This caterpillar attacked my face and won’t let go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom the flying thing is back!!!
HOLEY CHEEZITS! Where did THAT thing come from?!
meow,me love me stash
I really wanted to see what was up your nose…
if i sleep upside down, people will LOVE me…….
me mario monkey!
Thats the last time I go to the groomer
Why is everybody looking at me? Is it because of my good looks?
Maybe, just maybe, it’s time to get a new razor.
…maybe.
Hey guys! It’s me, Pedro! Reconize me? Of corse not!
Man, what have I been eating? Face hair tonic!
curse you Miracle Grow!!!!
(40 years ago) what should i do today? i know! i should…um…um…um…um…umm…umm…i just had it it’s on the tip of my toungh…um…um…ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…(present time) i feel somthing on my face.
Not only am I the beard club president….
….. I’m also a client! 🙂
No one told me Miracle grow would work on monkeys…
Is that my Grandson?
“And now, I will teach you the anchient way to monkey around!”
I don’t think this is a mirror.
Stop looking at me! I told you I’m too old to be monkeying around!
Come on already, learn the knot. im not getting any younger
Will the ladies like my ‘stache?
Man! It’s not longer than the man who has the record!
Dang, I knew I should shaved yesterday.
My Santa Disguise will kill at the next costume party…
atleast the poshon didnt make me 1,000 years old.but the new look isnt TOOO bad.
Excuse me! Can you tell me where the barber shop is?
hey! stop lookin at me! im a monkey!
It’s Curious George’s great great great great grand father
i told mom to let mev shave
I grew this mustache so I could give toys to kids.
I’ve been growing this stache for forty years now.
My dad took my mustache wax…anyone got some to spare?
what? haven’t you seen Santa of the Jungle?
Hmm…too heavy on the highlights, me thinks.
Oh no! I’e caught santa-claus-mustache-itous!
Yum! fish + milk= over-grown mustache.
ladies and gentlemen, the monopoly guy! “do not pass go, do not collect $100”
I’m tellin’ you honey, I need a shave!!
i am putting a stop human father times and now its monkey time 🙂 !!!!!
WOA! That is too much monkey growth hormone.
Dont ya wish u had a beard like mine! Dont ya!!!!
Im the weirdo with the beardo!!!
Your Kun-Fu is no mach for my Kung-Fu
Don’t even think about touching my mustache big guy!
(drumroll)welcome to longest beard contest.And our first contestant is uh…………………is this guy legal to be on our show!!!
Monkeys and beards don’t go together.
I’m a new breed of monkey…a cross between myself and a porcupine!
MOM! What’s this white thingy!
You never saw a grandpa?
“MOM!” “I NEED A SHAVE!”(looking at the mirror again)”BADLY!!”
do you think I am old
should i go for bordwalk or the reading railroad?
I thought mustaches turned white when you turn 80, not 20! 🙂
Help! I’ve swolled Santa Claus and now I have his beard!!
when i was your age!
lol
Hmmmm? Now the approxcimate attention span of a 14 year old is at LEAST… WHOA, IS THAT A TWIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s the last time I go to a French barbershop!
boy do i look like a kung fu master!
Has it really been this long since my Boy’s Life has come?
I know i’m a monkey but I have no idea why i’m growing a beard
hair cut no no i am not sacrificing my babe magnet!!NO!
“I knew that new hair growth formula would backfire one way or another…”
when the frenchman told me to grow a beard I didn’t know he meant this!!!
here is my hair boomerrang
the scouts were disoponted that ther scout master wouldnt let them finish the hardo merit badge do to the lea ve no trace police.
I’m trying to win the ‘wackiest beard’ contest!!!
Boys and girls the new Santa!
Where is my beard??
Just a monkey trying to see what a mustache is like…
Hurry up! I need to go shave!
Were I come from, this is short!!
mom! how long will you make me stare at that camera!
Yes, Mom. I am on the way to the barber shop.
I’ve heard of a milk mustache before, but this is RIDICULOUS!
Milk! It does a body good!
My kung-fu is stronger than your kung-fu!
This monkey is growing a beard!
when i said i wanted a french twist i ment on the HAIR not the BEARD
Hmm. Who is better, me or Santa Claus? I can give out toys too,
Prepare operation secret santa
and the winner is (drumroll) monkey hogan!!
France, here i come!
I am the new rip van monkey!
zelda get me my shaver, my beard is big!!!!!
“What are you looking at? I’m not Italian. Stop staring.”
‘stache sold seperately.
No one will tell I’m a mokey.
I know you just love my mustach, if not love it, love it
Hey where can I find a barber my beard is to long
I’m White beard! Black Beard’s assistant monkey!!
yes I know but how much is this pic?
profeser monkey man is thinking, do not desterb him>
The force is strong with this one!
Oh! No! I’m 83!
I HAVE A UPSIDE DOWN FRENCH MUSTACH
Hey,look! Santa’s pet monkey!
Yes,I am the wise monkey of the land.No, I will not reveal the answer of making bugs taste good!
AHH! Not with the camera dear! I haven’t shaved yet! I look like a bearded lemur!
you think this is funny you should see my sister!!!
I heard that there was a mustache growing contest or something. I wanted to try out for it.
Okay!!! I surrender!
How dare you insult my mustache like that!!
Did you just say mustaches aren’t cool?
I’m trying to become the Missing Link from dog to monkeys. Is it working?
Hey! stop staring
What you lookin’ at?
I knew I shouldn’t have used a hair straightener on my awesome mustache…..
I thought it was stylish, but if you look at me upside down I actually look quite evil. May be it could protect me from those unfashionable monkey-haters.
My Mom was right when she said to make sure and shave! Wait, how am I supposed to shave!?
Santa came early this year.
Ho-ho-ho! Merry… hey wait… it’s May!
Hmm…. is that a bannana left overs in my beard
what do you think, is this me?
speak up i cant hear you through that mustach
What do you mean i don’t look like the hair guru?
For some reason, kids are asking me for toys.
shhhh i am a secret spy
Trying to figure out when he grew this mustache
I think I used a little too much hair growing cream.
Hey! i want to look like some one from “ZZ TOP”!!!! What!! i am monkey!!!!!!
nice kick monkeyson!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks in mirror* egad!!! where did THIS come from!!
Who ordered the the cute mustach monkey special !!!!!
THis is for all the peasents in the world.
LOOK!!!!!! I HAVE THE WORLD RECORD FOR LONGEST BEARD!!!!!!!
LOOK !!!! I`m imaitining SANTA CLAUS!!!!!
What you looking at????
I should enter the Worlds best Mustaches competition this year.
Just smile and maybe they wont notice my moustache.
I just got my moustache trimmed. I hear the short look is in!
Ahh, the bad thing about being Santa Monkey is that I can’t get rid of my beard.
I knew i shouldn’t of got the handlebar at the barber’s
is my mustache to large
I really should have thought twice about wanting a beard……
I am moving to Italy. What? What’s wrong with that?
What? What is it?
My stach is bigger!
Are you sure I need to shave? I just shaved!
I am a wise monkey.
i HATE photos!!!!!!
i plan to enter the german mustach competion
so THIS is what happens when you leave beard growth in the sun!
WHY MOM!!!! WHY!!!
Wow, I went overboard on the rogaine
I borrowed my dad’s razor 1 time and now look at me!
“He he he… they can’t see me.”
WHAT! HUH????? HOW LONG DID I SLEEP???????
beat this dumboldore
okay people, it`s my turn to shave now.
*sobbing* I really really want to shave that moustache off!
i am your big bearded sensai. you shall obey my knowladge!!
are you sure my beard is to long?
Monkey – Mythbusters style
a haircut? no I am going to let it grow a bit first
I knew I shouldn’t have been a den leader!
So do you like my stash?
Don’t laugh!…you must R-E-S-P-E-C-T your elders.
The cotton candy was really good
Whoa!!!! MOM! I need a barber….. NOW!!!!!!!!!
When I said I wanted it curled, I meant upwards, not the opposite!
20 seconds before photograph was taken……
“I, Super Superhero, will shape-shift into a monkey who is awesome!”
3 seconds after photograph was taken………
“This is why all the modern superheroes decided to take up invisibility!!!”
I’m a girl with a mustache who happens to be a monkey. And to top it off,,,,,,, I’ve decided to attack the next guy who takes a photo of me!!!!
Yeah, yeah. I’m not the best-looking animal around. But I sure look better the LAST guy who put his photo here!
I’ve been staring at that glass for 100 years and my super staring skills still have not shaddered it
I EXTREMELY need to shave!
This Halloween I’m going as Paul Sr.
Shave? Are you crazy!?! Do you know how long it took to grow this?
like my stache
Stumbling out the door, billy came face to face with grandpa Joe
Now, dearie, as I was saying, two hundred years ago…
Hey! Wait How long have I been asleep
I lost my razor !!!!
Alright, young lad, I’ll sit you on my knee and tell you a story.
I hope your impressed with my mustache mario
A HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE MONKEY ” DO I LOOK OK ?”
AHHHH! MY BEARD IT SPLIT IN HALF! THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR ME!! THAT WAS A REALLY SLIPPERY RAZOR!!!!
to be a kung fu master you have to have a mustache like mine.
Hey! Who stole may sunglasses?! Hey Kid don’t touch my Harley Davidson! Honey! Where did you put may black leather coat?!
Mom! My razor broke again!
I am to old for this!
does this make me look funny
Now where did I put my razor?
Those bananas really put hair on your face.
And you still don’t think i will win the grumpy old man contest?!?
See, Mario; THAT is why you need a razor. Wanna look like him?
He went too far with the hair!!!
Im too old to have a moustach!
Walrus mustache on a monkey, yes, I know you’re jealous!
Wait! I’m not ready for my photo! I need to braid it!
Hey it’s Chewbacca’s cousin!!!
I’m Yoda!
offical “need to shave” logo!
Why is it that I almost have the same genes as the humans
I am Mario of the monkeys, but where is Luigi???
i thought i had an apointment to get a haircut and shave today
Ever hear of Rip van Winkle? I beat him in the mustache contest
Ok, calm down, it’s just a bad hairday, wa-it I think I need to take a trip to the barber shop.
I really think I need to shave me beard!
I just noticed how ugly this beard is. Mabey I shoud have listened to my wife.
To late for the shaver. Where are the hedge clippers?
The stache place said this was the wildest one yet!
“Like my beard?”
I counted my hairs once but, this is a bigger mistake!!!!
Now everyone knows I am part billygoat!
The founder of Monkey Scouts of America.
Well, lets see, wait i cant see the mirror oh no i’ve gone blind, oh wait never mind its only my beard.
Ahhh! That was a good nap!
Which one of you monkeys took my razor??
I’m here to replace Jamie on Mythbusters!
I am your karate master, you must obey me!!!!!!!
So this is what it’s like to never shave.
I thought Dumboldorf was human.
Who are YOU looking at? ….Very funny.
Beware the semi inteligent galactic space monkey from the future!
Now that I’m under cover, I can see the crazy place people call the restroom.
Look! I’m immitating the Warped Wiseman in my Boy’s Life magazine!
OK I OFFICALY NEED TO SHAVE!
time to groom my stache
What are YOU looking at?
Attention! Hear comes the brigadier!
70 going on …………….. 120.
I cant see over this beard
I can’t see the mirror above my beard to shave!
Where did I put that rogain
what never seen a monkey with a beard
OKAY,who took my razor blade!?
Oh, dear. I seem to have lost my moustache wax. You wouldn’t happen to have any, would you?
i new i should have gotn it shaved!!!
This is the new Monkey Fashion…kinda itchy though
To be or not to be never mind I got to shave
I’m hairier than you
am i a monkey, or a walking beard?
*Looking in mirror* HOLY COW!!! Look at the size of these nosehairs!!
Yep. The monkeys in space program is getting old.
“I saw a ghost and this white beard appeared.”
It’s getting a little crispy in here…or is it just me?
o no! i hope he’s not taking a pictrue of me with this beard on!
Talk about a bad hair day!
Turn off the cameras I’m shaving
Bet you can’t top this!, Abraham Lincoln!