Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
I got a caterpie level 1. the 1 stands for first place in digimon. oh yeah.
I got a mario and digimon
blooperstar you spelt most of the names wrong its Garitina.
no it`s giratina
What is that suppose to mean I have Jirachi
Giratina
i BEAT RED but i still dident beat heartgold
very interesting
i have a ho-oh,raikou,entei and sucune. ha,beat that.
i have enti zopdos moltras arcino luga ho-oh dialga palika arcis dracri and garinta
ha i got ho oh ,lugia, mewtwo, arceus,giratina,and heatran oh beat that!
I have every legendary no joke, though I played for a verry long time
at least you din’t misspell them
Lugia is in the Whirl Islands and in less than a month I beat HeartGold Version
I really like Pokemon. I have Pokemon platinum. I defeated Oreburgh city gym Leader Roarke. I also defeated Gardenia, Marlene , and Wake.
GO,Infernape!
cool stuff
i cant find lugia in soul silver
Pokemon is awesome i have soulsilver and beat red. that was a fun game. Heres another joke. why did pikachu cross the road? To peek-at-chu! (peek at you)
Q: what pokemon is best at telling tall tales
A: Farfetche’d
Why did Santa give the boy who wanted SoulSilver the HeartGold version?
He thought Ho-Oh was better.
(Get it? Ho-oh and Ho Ho?)
Why did the pikachu hide under the bed? To peek-at-chuu
I have all legendaries in Soulsilver and havent beaten the game yet!!
i beat red i dont have any thing to do and i have all starders
well, that’s 2 bad.
lol.nicely done
bob and bill are walking in the forest at night when they see a rabid ursaring.
then, bob looks down at bill:
BOB: Why are you putting on running shoes? You can’t outrun that thing!
BILL: I don’t have to outrun that ursaring, I just have to outrun you.
i have groudon kyogre rayquaza a shiny lv. 100 japanese dialga a japanese palkia a lv. 100 giritina (origin forme) arceus uxie mesprit azelf cresselia shaymin suicune latias lugia ho-oh zapdos articuno moltress heatran a shiny metagross mewtwo deoxys, i have beaten the elite four before and after i faced Red. I have seen a shiny giritina, but it belonged to someone else. (And another thing: I did NOT cheat to get ANY of these pokemon.) I have an action replay, but i cant even USE it.
Shouldnt u b able to use pokemaker pokemon for the jokes? They “qualify” as “pokemon”?.
i know action replay stinks
I know about the gross stuff,Pukemon! 🙂
They are very funny. I really like pokemon.
totally right man
I really don’t get most of these jokes because i stopped watching pokemon years ago but i do get the old ones
totally know what you mean but my friends teach me every thing trust me there pokefreaks
yah that was cool.
i huve soulsilver and i beat the game, have all the legendaries, and have dragonite flygon tyrnitar altaria and garchomp. Oh and i beat red. BEAT THAT!!!!
i beat soul silver and have all legndaires including suicune enti riouk groudon raquaza kiougur and every pokemon in the game
i finshed the game!!!!!!!!!
oh I can i beat platinum
i dont watch pokemon so i dont get any of these
but im sure they would make sense if i did
One day Pichu was suprised by Voltorb.Pichu said:That was shocking!
ha ha!:D
lololololol
They’re funny i guess
i know what you mean
Q:What Do Pikachu’s do?
A: They Peek and sneeze.
Peek-a-choo
Q:How do get pikachu on a bus??
A:Poke’m on!!
awesome joke!
ha! ha!clap clap
HAR HAR HAR!
I love pokemon and I have soulsilver and Ihave beaten kanto and jhoto and caught every legendary except entei and rikou
good for you!
What kind of popcorn does pikachu like?
popichu!
No its: what does a picachu do when he eats?
Pika-CHEW!!!
Awesome jokes everybody!!!
why did combuskin cross the road?
to prove he wasn’t torchicken!
Cool jokes!
funny!
How do you get a bunch of squirtles into a bus?
Answer: You poke-em-on
yeah, but some of these are groners
What do you get if you have a pikachu with a cold?
Peek-AHH-chooo!!!
funny
Why do you never take a shower with a pokémon?
He might peek-at-you
HA HA HA HA AWESOME MAN ;D
why did the pokemon cross the road to get to the other side
pokemon are cool dideo
what Pokemon laughs when it says it’s name
ho-oh
Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
Arrrrrr-ceus
AWSOME AWSOME ;]
weird
agreed
I love pokemon. I have the new Soulsilver game and I am stuck in Kanto
ya i like them to
I have beaten the game
boring!
me and my friend love pokemon and jokes!
sooooooo cool