Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
Q:How do get pikachu on a bus??
A:Poke’m on!!
awesome joke!
ha! ha!clap clap
HAR HAR HAR!
I love pokemon and I have soulsilver and Ihave beaten kanto and jhoto and caught every legendary except entei and rikou
good for you!
What kind of popcorn does pikachu like?
popichu!
No its: what does a picachu do when he eats?
Pika-CHEW!!!
Awesome jokes everybody!!!
why did combuskin cross the road?
to prove he wasn’t torchicken!
Cool jokes!
funny!
How do you get a bunch of squirtles into a bus?
Answer: You poke-em-on
yeah, but some of these are groners
What do you get if you have a pikachu with a cold?
Peek-AHH-chooo!!!
funny
Why do you never take a shower with a pokémon?
He might peek-at-you
HA HA HA HA AWESOME MAN ;D