Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
They are very funny. I really like pokemon.
totally right man
I really don’t get most of these jokes because i stopped watching pokemon years ago but i do get the old ones
totally know what you mean but my friends teach me every thing trust me there pokefreaks
yah that was cool.
i huve soulsilver and i beat the game, have all the legendaries, and have dragonite flygon tyrnitar altaria and garchomp. Oh and i beat red. BEAT THAT!!!!
i beat soul silver and have all legndaires including suicune enti riouk groudon raquaza kiougur and every pokemon in the game
i finshed the game!!!!!!!!!
oh I can i beat platinum
i dont watch pokemon so i dont get any of these
but im sure they would make sense if i did
One day Pichu was suprised by Voltorb.Pichu said:That was shocking!
ha ha!:D
lololololol
They’re funny i guess
i know what you mean
Q:What Do Pikachu’s do?
A: They Peek and sneeze.
Peek-a-choo