Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
i cant find lugia in soul silver
Pokemon is awesome i have soulsilver and beat red. that was a fun game. Heres another joke. why did pikachu cross the road? To peek-at-chu! (peek at you)
Q: what pokemon is best at telling tall tales
A: Farfetche’d
Why did Santa give the boy who wanted SoulSilver the HeartGold version?
He thought Ho-Oh was better.
(Get it? Ho-oh and Ho Ho?)
Why did the pikachu hide under the bed? To peek-at-chuu
I have all legendaries in Soulsilver and havent beaten the game yet!!
i beat red i dont have any thing to do and i have all starders
well, that’s 2 bad.
lol.nicely done
bob and bill are walking in the forest at night when they see a rabid ursaring.
then, bob looks down at bill:
BOB: Why are you putting on running shoes? You can’t outrun that thing!
BILL: I don’t have to outrun that ursaring, I just have to outrun you.
i have groudon kyogre rayquaza a shiny lv. 100 japanese dialga a japanese palkia a lv. 100 giritina (origin forme) arceus uxie mesprit azelf cresselia shaymin suicune latias lugia ho-oh zapdos articuno moltress heatran a shiny metagross mewtwo deoxys, i have beaten the elite four before and after i faced Red. I have seen a shiny giritina, but it belonged to someone else. (And another thing: I did NOT cheat to get ANY of these pokemon.) I have an action replay, but i cant even USE it.
Shouldnt u b able to use pokemaker pokemon for the jokes? They “qualify” as “pokemon”?.
i know action replay stinks
I know about the gross stuff,Pukemon! 🙂