Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
How can pikachu make a baby laugh??
By playing pika-boo!
So cheesy
This jokes are funny
Good job
I’m so tired of all this pokemon go hype
Hilarious jokes
that was funny
JOKES ARE FUNNY
I LOVE POKEMON AND THESE JOKES TOO
hi i love pikachu
I love these jokes they are so funny
Q.How do you get pikachu on the bus
A. You poke him on
Andrew get from greenwood lake that was a funny one
wow. pika-poo?
These are terrible. Just terrible.
What is a pokemon’s favorite food?
pika-chow!
I am not a pirate. I will destroy you with my Judgement! I am stronger than even Mewtwo! Stronger than Magikarp! I will win!
What pokemon will peek at you?
Pikachu
it goes
Q:what do stalkers do in pokemon?
A: pikachu (peek at you)
pokermon gotta bet em all
Pokemon classic joke:
How do you get Pikachu to ride the bus? You Poke-uh-mon! (Pokemon)
Wanna know how I play poker?
With my poker-mon cards!
#8 is like evil knivel the famous stunt man
😕
#pokemon4eva
I don’t get number 8…
Weedle is a stuntman
Me neither.
me nether
that was very punny
Those jokes were funny 😄
I don’t play the games but I used to watch the videos but i stopped and now i stick to cards but I know a lot of pokemon and their spellings.
Okay.
what do you call pokemon droppings?
Pika-POO!
Q:When Ash holds Pikachu and Pikachu holds a Pokémon that’s about to fall down,(off a cliff or something)what do they say when they successfully save a Pokémon from falling down?
A:PI-KA-CHU!(We’ve got you)
Q:How do you get a Pikachu on a Bus?
A:You have to POKE-A-MON
I loved the Pirate one and the whale of fortune!!!
Awesome joke
Smart smart and awesome
These arent good i can do better. How do you get pikachu in a bus? You poke-im-on!
How do you get pikachu on a bus?
Pok-em’on.
Nice, but I’m not a huge Pokemon fan. I’ve just started watching the show and I’m confused on every joke. Plus, they weren’t really that funny. Thanks anyway.
Lol
pretty cool
these werent funny. at all
Pretty good but could have been better. Here’s one. Why can’t yoy take Pikachu into the bathroom with you. Because he might peek-at-chu
Wow!They were awesome!I liked it very much.
OK!
OK, I got them all
Oh No! Zekrom and Reshiram are sick! I guess we have to kyrum! (cure em’)
These jokes aren’t funny
These are ok. Not the best though-could be better
These are not that good if jokes
what is the name of a pokemon thats a mountain and sneezes a lot? Peak-achoo
OMG!!!!!!! i get some of this!!!
how do u get a picachoo on a bus
u poke him on
What happens when a Mega Rayquaza uses dragon ascent?
It KO’s any pokemon
They could be better. They’re good though 🙂