Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
WHY WAS HYPNO SO ENERGETIC?` Because he wasn’t drowzee anymore! THIS IS MY FAVORITE! THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LAUGH!
I send Pokemon jokes to my grandson who lives in South America. He loves them. You have made this grandmother very happy.
What is a poke mons favorite song
awesome poke jokes
be happy be laughing
Q : Why did the Skwovent hog all the food ?
A : Because it wanted to become a Greedent !
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!.
I like the geodude one.
What Pokémon never wants dessert Stuffle
What is the best pokemon?
Lol. Oh and hi.
Lol dat funny
That is funny
How do Pokemon Trainers party? They throw a Poke-Ball.
what do you call a hiden pokemon. peek a choo.
All of the jokes are funny it’s gives me a idea of posting it on YouTube
I got one for you.
How do you get 100 Pikachu’s on a bus?
Poke ém on.
Great I told them to my hole school and very body laughed😀😀😀
My family laghed!!😂😂😂😂
good eeveening gentlemen and ladies
Q: What do you call a pokemon that you should not take a shower with?
A: A peak-at-you!
That is so FUNNY
But the last one was sooo funny lol XD
I liked the last one sooo funny 😆
I have a Joke:
Player1:I can’t complete my Pokédex!
Player1:I “relicanth” take this anymore
Why can’t you put a blindfold on Pikachu?
Because it will peek-at-you
Oh my my
how do you get pikachu on a bus?
Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.:)
I was dying after this
Those jokes were the very best like no one ever was
whats another pokemon that could be a pirate?
Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon? Cause it’s gonna pikachu!
The one about Loudred was my favorite.
I LIKE THE WHALE OF FORTUNE ONE XD
What do you name a Pokémon that you need to be afraid of ?
what does it sound like when a pokemon sneeze.Pika – achooooo