Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
I got two jokes for this although the second one is a copy of another one up there…
What Pokemon will always agree with you?
Ditto!
What does one Spoink say to another?
Lets bounce!
To all you people who think you’re soooo good at pokemon because you can catch legendaries and beat easy in-game trainers, go look up the competitive battling scene. You would all die. You know what harder than catching a shiny pokemon, guys? Catching a perfectly IVed Adamant nature Ho-oh. By perfect, I mean that every individual value is 31. Then, after catching it, try to EV train it perfectly without Pokerus, or vitamins. Now that’s hard.
I can do that. AND I DID!!!
It does’t mean anything if you catch a ho-oh lvl 100 adamant full iv’s and ev’s… theres a thing call action replay.. and pokesav and pokegen… you can easily make a code where you can catch a pokemon full stats and evs and ivs.. so it don’t mean nothing nor proves your a better trainer then someone else…So stop thinking your better then others… and stfu everyone is equal when it comes to pokemon its just what you decide to do when you get pokemon…. And or which pokemon you pick…
Iam so sorry I spelt Garatina wrong thankyou.
they are okay
I’ve seen better, like “Which legendary pokemon do you use to count to three in Spanish? Answer: Arcticuno, Zapdos, and Moltres”
So you caught or traded for Arcies and Darkrie
I have seen and caught each pokemon ever in pokemon diamond AND pokemon pearl.
I caught Enti last night, Yay! ;D :D.
HILARIOUS!!! I like the Zaptos intolerant one best!!!!
why don’t you want a pokemon to go to the bathroom with you?
Because he’ll PIKACHU (peak at you)