30 Funny Bear Jokes and Comics

Roar with laughter with our collection of funny bear jokes and comics for kids! From polar puns to grizzly giggles, these bear jokes will have the whole family growling.

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Tatyana: Knock, knock.
Bryce: Who’s there?
Tatyana: Polar bears.
Bryce: Polar bears, who?
Tatyana: No, polar bears roar.

Joke by Tatyana K., Chattaroy, Washington

Comic by Vahan Shirvanian

A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I want a grilled … cheese.”
The waiter says, “Why the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I don’t know. I was born with them.”

Joke by Nathan G., Chester Springs, Pennsylvania

Comic by Harley Schwadron

Jeangib: Why don’t bears wear hiking boots?
Tom: I don’t know.
Jeangib: Because they prefer to go barefoot.

Joke by Jeangib G., Rush Center, Kansas

Comic by Scott Nickel

John: How did the grizzly catch the fish?
Pedro: How?
John: With his bear hands.

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas

Comic by Van Scott

Daffynition: Burger — What bears say when they’re cold.

Joke by Ollie and Millie M., Lansing, Michigan

Ian: What is a polar bear’s favorite movie?
Berly: What?
Ian: The Polar Express.

Joke by Ian B., Doraville, Georgia

Comic by Chuck Dillon

Jacob: What do you call a bear that loves the rain?
Sara: I don’t know. What?
Jacob: A drizzly bear.

Joke by Jacob S., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Comic by Bob Vojtko

Jayden: What is a panda’s favorite Halloween food?
Cayden: What?
Jayden: Bam-BOO!

Joke by Jayden V., Westerly, Rhode Island

Comic by Bob Vojtko

Taylor: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Chance: What?
Taylor: A gummy bear.

Joke by Taylor T., Eden, North Carolina

Comic by Bob Vojtko

Chris: What do you call a polar bear on skates?
Alex: I haven’t the foggiest.
Chris: A roller bear!

Joke by Christopher R., Temple, Texas

Comic by Jon Carter

Chris: I thought you were going bear hunting.
Matt: I was, but I only made it as far as the highway.
Chris: What happened?
Matt: Well, I saw a road sign that said “Bear Left,” so I came home.

Joke by Matt M., Eagle, Colo.

Comic by Scott Masear

Mike: What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert?
Ike: Tell me.
Mike: “No, thanks; I’m stuffed!”

Joke by Dave T., Foresthill, Calif.

Comic by Scott Masear

Steve and Mark are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls. Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.

Mark says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”

Steve says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear — I just have to outrun you!”

Joke by Kyle R., St. Louis, Mo.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Sam: Why do bears hibernate for so long?
Jacob: I’m not sure.
Sam: Because no one is brave enough to wake them up.

Joke by Sam P., Round Hill, Va.

Comic by Harley Schwadron

A man was walking through the woods when a bear started to chase him.

Soon the man tired of running, fell to his knees and prayed, “Lord, please don’t let this bear eat me.”

The man noticed the bear was also praying: “Lord, thank you for this meal I am about to receive.”

Joke by Eric L., Rocky Point, N.C.

Jim: What did the polar bear say to the caribou?
Tim: What?
Jim: “You must weigh a tundra!”

Joke by James P., Mechanicsville, Va.

Tim: What is Smokey the Bear’s middle name?
Andrew: I have no idea. What?
Tim: “The.”

Joke by Andrew R., Holbrook, N.Y.

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