50 Funny Thanksgiving Day Jokes and Comics
Happy Thanksgiving Day! Here’s a plateful of Thanksgiving jokes by Scout Life readers that will make you thankful you have a funny bone instead of a wishbone on Turkey Day. Do you know a funny Thanksgiving joke? Click here to send your joke to us.
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Comic by Daryll Collins
Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Phil: Why?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
Joke submitted by John W., Hoschton, Ga.
Pablo: What material did the turkey use to build a driveway?
Carson: Not a clue.
Pablo: Gobblestones.
Joke submitted by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina
Comic by Scott Nickel
Cresencio: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Amber: What?
Cresencio: “Wing! Wing!”
Joke submitted by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
Pearl: What do you call a running turkey?
Ally: I haven’t the foggiest.
Pearl: Fast food!
Joke submitted by Pearl C., Rancho Cucamonga, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
Joke submitted by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii
Comic by Scott Nickel
Ayn: What animal has the worst eating habits?
Karla: The pig?
Ayn: Nope. The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!
Joke submitted by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Penn.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Mary: I haven’t a clue.
Charles: Peach gobbler!
Joke submitted by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Cresencio: Why do turkeys eat so little?
Max: I don’t know.
Cresencio: Because they are always stuffed.
Joke submitted by Cresencio A., Norwalk, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before Thanksgiving dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.
Joke submitted by Eric Z., Spokane,Wash.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Kyle: What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?
Brett: I’m puzzled!
Kyle: The drumsticks.
Joke submitted by Brett B., Manhattan, Kan.
Comic by Scott Nickel
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
Joke submitted by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Jeremy: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Sammy: I don’t know.
Jeremy: A turkey.
Joke submitted by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
Comic by Scott Nickel
Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Jake: Beats me.
Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Joke submitted by Danny Z., Sandwich, Mass.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Joe: Beats me.
Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!
Joke submitted by Billy S., Dover, Mass.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Will: What?
Luke: “Google, google, google.”
Joke submitted by Luke C., College Station, Tex.
Josh: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
David: Tell me.
Josh: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!
Joke submitted by David B., Quaker Hill, Conn.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Comic by Scott Nickel
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
Joke submitted by Ted M., Sayreville, N.J.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Jeremy: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Eric: Tell me.
Jeremy: Your nose.
Joke submitted by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
Comic by Scott Nickel
Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Ordep: What?
Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”
Joke submitted by Svenju B., Shawnee, Okla.
Comic by Van Scott
Caleb: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Caitlyn: What?
Caleb: A turkey.
Joke submitted by Caleb M.
Comic by Bill Thomas
Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Adam: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.
Joke submitted by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Mich.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Robert: Which bird is best at bowling?
Chrystal: I don’t know.
Robert: A turkey.
Joke submitted by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kan.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?
Zach: I give up!
Leighton: “Wobble, wobble!”
Joke submitted by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.
Chas: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
Tom: What kind?
Chas: Plymouth Rock!
Joke submitted by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Joke submitted by Stephanie R., Chittenango, N.Y.
Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Jerry: I don’t know. What?
Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.
Joke submitted by Patricia J., Warrens, Wis.
Comic by Jon Carter
Pedro: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
Westy: What are you serving now?
Pedro: Squash.
Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
Jay: Which one?
Justin: Fangs-giving!
Joke submitted by Justin T., Los Angeles, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Pedro: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they be known for?
Pee Wee: I have no idea.
Pedro: Their age!
Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Kevin: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Jake: I don’t know. What?
Kevin: Lucky.
Joke submitted by Austin H., Schnecksville, Penn.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Pee Wee: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Pedro: Yes, of course! A building can’t jump at all.
Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Keith: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Faith: I’m stumped.
Keith: Leftovers!
Joke submitted by Keith J., Sierra Vista, Arizona
Comic by Daryll Collins
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i like the cranberry one
tee hee
All of these have been in Boy’s Life before.
YEAH! I found my very funny joke you just want to gobble it! (Get it? GOBBLE!)
I thank my competitors
That turkey one is one of the funniest jokes i’ve heard in a long time!!! I love it!!!<
Oh yeah that ONE turkey joke
Very entertaining.
they where all funny. Especially the parrot one. LOL!
lol rotfl to parot 🙂
LOL
I LOVED THE ONE ABOUT THE TURKEY HUNTER LOL……
my favorite is the parrot one
Thought the parrot joke was the funniest. Got a good laugh
Cute jokes!
LOL
lol funny ive heard some of these before
The are awesome
ha ha ha !
some of them were pretty funny. others I didn`t get at all.
These are cute jokes. Some are funny! 🙂
Hardy har har.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
he he.
me to
I like the google,google one
its funny
the jokes are funny!!!!!
LOVE EM !!!!!!!!!1
love the parrot joke
i liked the one with the google
🙂
Iv’e heard the plymouth rock one on boys life magizine
Funny!!!!!!!
i like the parrot one best.
The Parrot one is the best
i liked the one with the google
The parrot one and the limping turkey were funny.
I did not get the parrot one
The turkey was frozen, so the parrot thought that the turkey did something bad and got put in the freezer, just like him
i DON’T get the parrot one or the pilgrim one but the thanksgiving dinner one was HALAIRIOUS
I like all of them oops got to go the boss is coming!
I liked the parrot one! It was funny.
We love the parrot joke best! It’s funny!
i dident like the parrrot one
HA HA HA! i like the parrot too! it’s really funny! 🙂
I am a new cub scout
i hered that one befor
i like the parrot the best
definitley the parrot one
I liked the parrot one 🙂
Same here
dees r ok i guss
i like the parrot too!!!it’s funny!
hmm….. DEFINITELY THE PARROT!!
The Parrot one is the best…
HA HA HA HA
We liked the parrot one best! 🙂
I didn’t get the parrot joke
Here’s how the parrot one works
So when the guy puts the parrot in the freezer it sees the dead turkey and it thinks it got a death sentence.
me neither.