Ho! Ho! Ho! Laugh at 100 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics
Happy Holidays! Count down the days until December 25th with these very funny kid’s Christmas jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. We guarantee this clean holiday humor will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Caroline: What happens when Santa Claus gets stuck in a chimney?
Jill: Tell me.
Caroline: He gets Claustrophobia!
Joke submitted by Caroline V., Castle Rock, Colo.
Drake: You find it in December but not in any other month. What is it?
Gina: I don’t know.
Drake: The letter D!
Joke submitted by Drake L., Charlotte, N.C.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Maggie: What is the most dangerous kind of body part?
Sara: I don’t know.
Maggie: Mistletoes.
Joke submitted by Maggie S., Madison, Wis.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Zachary: Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
Lee: No idea.
Zachary: Comet!
Joke submitted by Zachary A., Miami, Fla.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Ricky: What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Zoey: I don’t know.
Ricky: Ice crispy treats.
Joke submitted by Ricky M., Atlanta, Ga.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Henry: What did one gingerbread man say after all the others were eaten?
Lauren: I haven’t the foggiest.
Henry: “It’s hard to bake new friends.”
Joke submitted by Henry P., Portland, Ore.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Tom Swifty: “I wish I’d never come to the North Pole,” Tom said coldly.
Joke submitted by Owen B., Maplewood, N.J.
Comic by Jon Carter
Young: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Chris: I’m stumped.
Young: “Jungle Bells!”
Joke submitted by Young L., Chicago, Ill.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Carter: What do elves do in school?
Miley: What?
Carter: Presentations!
Joke submitted by Carter A., Waterloo, Ill.
Arjun: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
Alexander: I haven’t the foggiest.
Arjun: An abdominal snowman.
Joke submitted by Arjun S., Dover, Del.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Nathaniel: What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes?
Tyler: I don’t know. What?
Nathaniel: Kris Wrinkle.
Joke submitted by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kan.
John: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Zack: What?
John: A cookie sheet.
Joke submitted by John D., Johnstown, Penn.
Comics by Thomastoons
Suiyao: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
David: I don’t know.
Suiyao: Elf-is Presley!
Joke submitted by Suiyao L., Portland, Ore.
Ben: What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
Jack: I don’t know.
Ben: “‘Tis the season to be jelly.”
Joke submitted by Ben G., Bethlehem, Penn.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Isaac: What is the Grinch’s favorite holiday?
Anthony: I don’t know.
Isaac: Grinchmas!
Joke submitted by Isaac M., Herndon, Va.
Jeremy: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Brian: I’m stumped.
Jeremy: Frostbite!
Joke submitted by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
Comic by Scott Nickel
Donald: What’s Pedro’s favorite part of Christmas?
Will: What?
Donald: Elfalfa milkshakes!
Joke submitted by Donald G., Columbia, S.C.
Peter: Someone must be mad at Frosty the Snowman.
Isaiah: Why?
Peter: Because they gave him two black eyes.
Joke submitted by Peter W., Chetek, Wisc.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
Joke submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.
Joke submitted by Joshua H., Seminole, Fla.
Laure: Why do mummies like the holidays so much?
Benny: Why?
Laure: They’re into all the wrapping.
Joke submitted by Bill G., Davis, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!
Joke submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.
Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!
Joke submitted by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.
Joke submitted by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.
Rylan: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Ryan: What?
Rylan: “Baaaa humbug!”
Joke submitted by Rylan M., Milwaukee, Wisc.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”
Joke submitted by Casen S., Tyler, Tex.
Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.
Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Bill: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Laura: Why?
Bill: Because the present’s beneath them.
Joke submitted by Bill G., Davis, Calif.
Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!
Joke submitted by Calvin L., Orlando, Fla.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
Joke submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.
Joke submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.
Joke submitted by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Joke submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!
Joke submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.
A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.
Joke submitted by Justin L., Galena, Ohio
Comic by Scott Nickel
Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.
Joke submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.
Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.
Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!
Joke submitted by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.
Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll!
Joke submitted by Travis S., Alta Loma, Calif.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?
Joke submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.
Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.
Joke submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.
Comic by Thomas Toons
Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!
Joke submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Chance: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Nate: Why?
Chance: Because he went down in history.
Joke submitted by Chance L., Larchmont, New York
Comic by Scott Nickel
Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.
Joke submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.
Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
Joke submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Wayne: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
Crystal: I’m stumped.
Wayne: Nothing. It was on the house!
Joke submitted by Wayne T., Xenia, Ohio
Daniel: What do fish sing during winter?
Josh: What?
Daniel: Christmas corals.
Joke submitted by Daniel L., Durham, North Carolina
Comic by Jon Carter
Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.
Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.
When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”
Joke submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio
Comic by Scott Nickel
Steve: What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Tim: Not sure.
Steve: Ornamints.
Joke submitted by Steve A., Austin, Texas
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”
Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Joke submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio
Sam: What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?
Devin: Not sure.
Sam: Tinsel-itis!
Joke submitted by Sam J., Mona, Utah
Comic by Scott Nickel
Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.
Joke submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.
Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!
Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.
Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”
Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Comic by Daryll Collins
Sam: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Pam: Why?
Sam: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
Joke submitted by Sam P., Merrimack, N.H.
Comic by Scott Nickel
A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.
Joke submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.
Andrew: What did the pepper say on its holiday card?
Luke: I don’t know.
Andrew: “Season’s greetings.”
Joke submitted by Andrew T., Allen, Tex.
Comic by Scott Nickel
William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?
Joke submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”
Joke submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.
Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”
Joke submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.
Comic by Scott Nickel
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There so funny I wish I could make jokes like that Rudolph one.
They’re good.
Funndjeyye
They are so funny thanks
There super doper good.
i have to share this! XD
LOL XD
Their all so funny
you guys are the best
a great holida treat
I was laughing my head off!
XD they are so funny XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is so funny 😂
I read it to my class they loved it 😂😂😂
That Groot one was hilarious! 🤣🤣
I can’t believe different scouts made these🤣😂
I can’t believe different scouts made easy jokes their so funny😂🤣
What do you call a grumpy reindeer?
Rude-olph
Love them. thanks for posting them.
love them!!!!!
Boy’s life makes me feel happy 🙂
the jokes are cool
hohoho there funny
Thanks for all the best Christmas jokes I’ve ever seen!
I love these jokes. to me they are funny.
hehaa so funny
So funny
LOL these are so bad there hilarious
I had everyone laughing so hard I love them
hehe
these arent that funny
i love youre jokes are good i love
them
there is some thing missing to me
these jokes are awsome but thereis some thing missing
This are amazing for Christmas Parties!! Thank You LOL
There funny
Loved sharing these with my teacher!
This was really fun, I loved sharing them with my teacher!
and comics!!
love your jokes!!!!!
so funny
I think my 8th grade teacher used these lol
sooo funny! i love the jokes!
great job, I use these for school jokes.
These are so funny. lol. UwU
these are good jokes
Told most of them in class & everyone laughed.
Merry christmas and happy new year
I love these jokes so much so does my class !
lol
Lmao I like them so much😄😄😄😄
LOL i love these jokes me and my familiy love them.
these jokes are nice! im using these jokes for my talent show!
you can do better people
These are amazing jokes, keep it up
love these
Thank you that was great 👍
Love em
I LOVE these!! they are so funny, and I love the comics!!
ii jokes are funny and helpful and i like the frosty and marking the roll one
Love the jokes
these are great. I sent christmas cards with them 😂
how do i make a joke-
I JUST CANT ITS TOO FUNNY!
They are so funny!
I know they were really good 😌
love the jokes!
lol i love these are the best
hah love the comics
Me too
Good jokes
best jokes ever.merry xmas
Bob: What kind of bike does a Polar Bear ride
John: Don’t know. What?
Bob: An Icecycle
bird:coo coo(hi make me a snow man)snow man:I am a snow man bird:coo(oh)
HAHA this is the best. Very very funny. It helped me sooooooo much for making my friends laugh.
what do you call a popular bunny?
hop-ular
These are some funny jokes in this selections.
I like telling my grandma the jokes
these crak me up
bahahaha my mom loves these
love the jokes
Haha I told some of these when we were wrapping presents
Great! Particularly Santa and Pinocchio and Santa and Superman
these are funny and some are lame but good effort 😀
bla
Love these jokes
nice post
so funny
these are hilarious
ha ha this cracks me up!
I enjoined the comics very much 😂😂😂😁
Really good
keep up the good work
I’m board but they were funny some
what did rudolph said to comit? there’s no comit. 🙂
A Book Never Written: “A Cat Delivering Presents” By Santa Claws
cool
What did the ginger bread say about his new house?
Wow my house is sweet!
thats a good one
cool jokes!
there is not that many funny jokes
REALLY AWESOME JOKES!!!!
Awesome jokes
why did Rudolph have a red nose?
cos thats how he was born
if you want to skydive once go-ahead if you want to go twice bring a parachute the first time.
this was not funny except the bat man one
Q. Who brings gifts to all the birds on Christmas Eve? A.Chris-Cring-Gull
I am comedian
These jokes are meant to crack peoples ribs
It’s very funny
Loved the knock, knock jokes.
these always give me joy.get it? joy.{i know its bad. i’m terrible at jokes.}but you should do more. love these jokes!!
so funny love the jokes
Made me smile. Thank-you! Merry Christmas to all!
Haha
What happened to Santa when he got back to the North Pole?
He had diabetes.
Keep em coming!
i need a really really funny joke that can make my 14 year old brother laugh really hard.
Awesome kid jokes
I’m a teacher and I’m looking for good jokes and I found ’em.
the comics are good
These jokes are really really funny
Loved all the jokes.
WHY DID SANTA STOP EATING COOKIES?? = SO HE COULD FIT DOWN THE CHIMNYS
Sooooooooo Funny! I loved these jokes. I am a prefect and needed some great jokes. Thank you very much
These are corney
Two gingerbread men went to a restaurant and one gingerbread man said “I want H20.” And then the other gingerbread man said.’’I want H202.” And then he died!! Because H202 is bleach
Nope. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. (sorry for the duplicate. didn’t realize reply was listed above posts rather than below them)
H202 is actually hydrogen peroxide but still funny
What did the snowman get at dairy queen? A BLIZZERD!!!!!!!!!!
What did one Santa say to another?
Answer: nothing. There is only one Santa.
HaHa FROST BITE
that was really funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG!!!that was totes funny!! LOL😂😂
What the heck are you talking about
What was really funny
Love these joke’s
these jokes rule like cats!!!!!!!! 😉
darth vaderrr is comin’
…to toooown
Hilarious!
the jokes are so funny!!!!!!!!
cool
Cool
ITS SANTA CLAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
santa claws!!!:)
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas to all.
Jokes are awesome and cool
Most are good… Some were really bad others, too cheesy
Loved these, thank you.
VERY FUNNY
Eh… they kind of fell flat
yeah not too good
Looking for jokes for a school play and these offered much that our kids could relate to. Thanks!
my family laughed
These are funny
hahaha
When I told my family all the jokes…the laughed at some of em. 🙂
Why did the Gingerbread man go to the docter?
Because he was feeling very crummy!
awesome
i like them all
These jokes are cute and funny. 🎄🎄🎄
Banana
I enjoyed these jokes, but some fell flat
Some are pretty good , made my dad smile
i don’t find these jokes funny at all
You’re wrong bro
I THINK THERE AWSOME
They are not so cool.
Cool!!☺
My 4 year old grandson loves jokes so these are perfect! Thanks.
what do snowmen like to do on the weekends
chill out.
the jokes are very funny
terrible jokes
These jokes r hilarious
my dad loves these awesome jokes so much
why did the snowman cross the road?
i don’t know,why??
to get to the north pole.
i was struggling and i though i finally got over it, but now my friend told me one of these jokes im going to commit
Some not the funny, overall… very nice jokes. 🙂
Cool I guess….
jokes are lovely
cool
L0L
some are good. I agree.
Yes!!
Jokes were not that funny to my family.
Who is the most famous man ever with a black belt?
Santa Claus
AMAZING
they could have been better but some were cool, i wrote them down so i could tell them later.
i love the jokes really funny :-&
super funny lol
i thought theese jokes were so funny but apperently my dad doesn’t
I liked a few
LOL thes jokes
those were the best jokes i ever heard
Great jokes! I also love that you put the author of the jokes underneath and how you added pictures to make it more fun for the visitors. Great work and keep it up!
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! Best jokes ever! Still LOL! Love ’em all!
funnyest website evah!!!
i think they were awesome
I like the jokes
Teacher: Define scary
Student: Santa Claus
awesome nice jokes and i love perdo
These jokes are really funny
Well I like tham all cause thay are funny 😅
I liked the jokes but some of them were funny.😀😄😅😂
funny as heck I almost fell over
i dont get some of them sorry but some i do it is really funny lol
These jokes are going to make me cry, they are so corny.
Add more jokes, they’re hilarious
Truly hilarious!
awesome jokes proably best ever
I really cried because of laughing. My friend laughed too much.
BoysLife, you never let me down!
I thought some of them were really bad but a couple of them were good.
awesome
THOSE WERE PRETTY COOL !!!!!!!!
AND…………… AWESOME
jokes were the best jokes i ever heard . And……….. they were cool
..
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they are horrible
I don’t get the one by Tim S
THESE ARE SO FUNNY
Comet is a brand of cleaner and is also the name of one of the reindeer.
Lol super funnny
those were cool jokes
How does Darth Vader like his Turkey?
On the dark side
Oh man those were good
They were awesome can you make so much more
lol,almost died laughing
R.I. was awesome and hilarious
very very very funny jokes
I almost fell laughing at some of them
wow there is some funny jokes in that list hahahaha
agreed!
she was here
nice jockes
awsome jokes
Funny!
LOL
I love these jokes very much
Swell
SO good!
most of them where pretty bad some of them were good thoe like: what do snowman do on the weekends do!
zoe’s made no sense
PINE tree and APPLE product
Nice one
hi I love xmas it is the best time of the year
These were all so funny!!!!
omg this is soooooooo funny!!!!
What kind of cereal do snowmen eat?
Frosted flakes! ! ☺😊😂
best riddles i found
Only 1-2 were funny
Once frosty was looking at carrots and a man said what are you doing picking my nose!!!!!!!!!!!
Some are good some are boring
cool jokes
nice jokes
its really funny
not bad but not funny
awesome jokes
Sawyer: why is that there
Ty: what
Sawyer: that
Ty: oh it for naughty children
Love these! I sent one to two of my grandchildren.
i like some like the snow bank one!
they are funny. haha hohoho hohoho
this is so funny
very nice
It was funny. “Hahaha hohoho ohohoh”.
VERY FUN JOKES SHARED THEM WITH MY FRIENDS AND THEY CRACKED UP! SEND MORE CHRISTMAS JOKES!
there aren’t funny though
these are great!
You need more material, don’t change your material just get some more you?
Very cute
I love this joke Knock knock who’s there Olive Olive who Olive the other reindeer SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do people love about santa?
His presence!
I like the jokes but only one was not boring
What did the Christmas tree Say to sant?
What?
Don’t forget to eat your cookies
lol
that was stopid
How come Santa didn’t have to pay for his sleigh?
Cause it was on the house.
I can’t use any because ether we heard them at school or there’re not funny.
lol
Student: are we going to see Santa here in class?
Teacher: of course not, why do you ask?
Student: because yesterday you said that today we were going to be learning about clauses.
loved all of them even told them to somebody since chriristmas is coming
Like the jokes
Santa:What do you call a elf that sings?
Mrs.Clause:i don’t know what?
Santa:A wrapper
Knock knock
What kind of bird can write? What. A pen-guin
I like all of the jokes but the knock knock ones they were kind of boring and regular.
nice jokes
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
What?
Nice to snow you!
Not good
Perfect
really bad jokes
LOVED THE JOKES, OUR PRINCEPAL TOLD AFEW, THANKS WENDI FOR FINDING THIS, LOVE IT……….
Nock nock
Who’s there
Merry
Merry Who
Merry Christmas
Rubbish
If the sheep says “Fleece Navidad”, the dog says “Fleas Navidad”…
Some were really corny, but some were funny.
I think I love this funny Christmas jokes
numbers 19-25 are the greatest
(sorry im not doing this on my ipad because i would have put all the good faces!)
I have three words
THAT IS AWESOME!!
🙂
Speachless.
Awesome jokes
I love them all!!!!!!!!!! great job.
Good job
Wow, Toby has been on this the whole day? And video games are boring.
i like the your blitzen days are over one
amazing job. you do a good job on jokes. i like the viking one
Loved the comet one
My dad liked them and my mom I also liked them (: (:
Love the jokes so does my family love telling them the jokes!
AWESOME!
The jokes are awesome! Keep them going on and on.
Don’t be rude,besides most of them were funny.
Lol I love this I could use it in the Christmas concert
FUNNY!!!!
my bro luvs em
Hahaha so good lol merry christmas
i like the “coment stayed at home to clean the sink”. Itbusted me up .same about my parents
This is really funny stuff!!! #love
I love these jokes they are very funny
My grandsons live in another state, so when we Skype, we always tell jokes…makes us laugh and starts us talking!
NOT FUNNY
They are so funny lol
those are sick i used them in my 8th grade newspaper everyone loved the dragon one.
They are horrible
nice jokes
HAHAHA!!! 👱 SO FUNNY!!!
I KNOW RIGHT
some of the jokes did semi a little bit funny but the rest where funny
Good one
Merry Christmas And a happy new year
so funny the most funny one was the dragon joke.
Da best jokes ever
cool
Could be better but luv them all
NICE JOKES, SOME ARE A LITTLE CORNY THOUGH….
terrible
Great jokes keep them going
Jokes are bad
loved them
Bad!!
They are boring
they are funny
So funny ha ha
these jokes are so bad
Funny jokes 🙂
Only some are good!
My dad told me the viking one a long time ago
awesome
They were awesome great job 😂😃😅
Cool
cool
these jokes are ok some of them are corny sorry just critic 🙂 <3
Cool, I like the Viking one. The others, some of them are kinda cheesy. (No offense, guys. I’m writing a joke book, and the ones in my book are kinda better. Some have the answers right infront of you.) The viking one might go into my joke book. -Darth Vader PS. I like the one with Luke and Vader in it wink wink nudge nudge*
*Look at my nickname.
awesome
Love the rudolf the red nose raindear one.
supa funny
funny
Awesome jokes😂😂😂
i did not get some of them{sorry but its true}
some are good some arn’t
these jokes were really hilarious all my friends laughed 😂
Funny
Great jokes for young kids 🙂
Wonderful jokes!
These jokes are great!
These jokes are so good. I love them. How did you come up with these
These jokes are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome
I look at these jokes when I am in a super bad mood. These jokes will cheer me up!
Lol
so funny I like them all
very good christmas jokes very funny all the family laughed on christmas day hahaha
this is really funny since its christmas i meant tody
These jokes are so corny I just made $40 selling a bushel of them.
lol
wow
These are really bad jokes
I posted the one about Rudolph the Red, and it was a hit. Thanks Jorge
😀 we laughed. Share them at dinner when everyone’s around, if you have a funny family they’ll get them lol hohoho merry christmas!!!!!
We thought they were funny stop hating please. They are for little kids not teenagers so yup merry christmas!!!!!!!
Hope yall Havering a cool chirmwas ( don5t know how to sorely that)
These jokes are so cute.:)
PS I’m just a kid -)
What do you get wham a snowman hits a turck
What. A snow car
I have a daughter in the hospital this year. I am sad and she is sad. THANK YOU GUYS for making me smile. I’m planning on helping her smile with these jokes.
god bless your daughter =)
these jokes are not hilarious… but they are ok.
Love Boys’ Life jokes! Read ’em and groan…
cool jokes guys
they are very funny!ha!ha!ha!
Oh my goodness, these are awful
well tell me a joke
i like your jokes
how do you make jokes like that?
Loved the jokes plan on using them on my family tomorrow while they are making cookies!
Ho ho hilarious
Their very funny
its very funny and enjoyble
Terrific clean fun 1 liners. Thank you & merry Christmas!
So funny 4got to laugh
The jokes are funny me children luke them
Who was the best singer at the North Pole Elf-is Presly
Ha! The only one on this page I actually get!
These jokes are dumb nd not even funny!!
Are you a kid? My kids liked these.
Cool Jokes
It’s too funny I’m crying!
some jokes r weird
those jokes literalee get me crackin up…
funy
Your jokes are really good, but most of all i like the first one & the last one !!!!! “:-)) 🙂 Lol !
they were okay i mean i have seen better but some were good!
ok jokes i seen better but it really did make me laugh
Same here
wow the jokes are great
All the jokes are dull and boring
no they are kinda funny…….i mean they are really funny……….how could you say that they are boring.. if you say that they are boring then I would like to hear a better joke from you..
Your boring 🙄 they are funny 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
These jokes are so hilarious that I laugh out loud!!!
Ho Ho Ho! No no no! Lame and cheezy!!
love the joke about the sheep at Christmas!!!! cracked us all up!!! lol good jokes everyone!
I no ur doing this in general but I loved it he he hermmmm………
Hahaha very creative LOL told my sister while eating dinner, she choked on the meatballs.
they’re funny
cheesy!!!!!
Some of these are really cute! I’m going to put one joke a day in my son’s lunch until Christmas. Thanks!
lol! these r awesome jokes!!!!!:)
some jokes i didnt get but some of them i could understand REALLY GOOD JOKES JUST SAYIN
darth vader and luke one was funny ^ ^ – u
All the jokes are soooo funny for Christmas. They will bring laughter.
Love them
some of these jokes I don’t get but some of them I do LOL 🙂
Ho Ho hilarious
Rudolph the Red is SO FUNNY.
Yes
I love them tooooo cute! lol
not very funny
some of them are cheesey
Enjoyed sharing these with husband and grandkids!
I told my dad he didnt understand LOL
too funny!
they are all rubbish I did not laugh at all
LOL these are funny
not bad
ok Jokes
there not that funny at all
funny
non of these are funny 😛
i dont get the first one with pedro
I no right 🙂
they are all funny jokes
its funny
These jokes were somewhat funny, but a lot of them I did not get.
like Comet stayed home to clean the dishes? Comet was the name of the most popular kitchen and bathroom cleaning solution during the 1980’s
Thank you for clearing that up, I didn’t get it until I saw that comment.
me too
Great humor
Thes are funny jokes and funny stuf
Some cute!!!:-)
Lol I love all of the jokes
What lovely jokes for christmas
AWESOME
these jokes makes my ribs crack
awesome!
Very funny jokes
I THOUGHT I HAVE SEEN GOOD JOKES BUT THESE ARE AWESOME
im funny but these r funny ones i will use sometime
Don’t get ipad and christmas tree one
apple, and a pine tree, pine apple
I do not get the ipad and Christmas tree ones either!
Apple IPad + Pine Tree = Pineapple
Well the IPad is made from Apple so that’s were the apple comes in and a christmas tree is a pine tree
Ipad is an APPLE product and some Christmas Trees are PINE trees. So, you’d get a PINEAPPLE
Unless you live where Scotch Pines are used, most Christmas trees are Fir or Spruce, not pine… that’s why the joke doesn’t make sense to a lot of people… Firapple or Spruceapple just don’t work… ;P
Haha some of these are funny
soooo funny you guys are genius! I told them to my folks… they cracked up!
Thanks 4 a good laugh!
Very funny! 😀
those darn jokes get me crackin up
MOE.I am sewing Santa. JOE.Why? MOE.FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING!
THESE THINGS ARE SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha! funny!love em!
i dont get any of them
I totally agree with you. A lot of these jokes are NOT funny.
where they funny? didnt get some number 2 was just obvies happy hoildays – dakota
hahahahahahaha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny
ok this just made my day!! i really lover them!! Thank-You to who every made all of these jokes!!c(: n have a merry good Christmas and happy new year!!!
bye!! c(=
worst joke in the world
those are so bunny
the jokse s are funny 🙂
some of these will make my school laugh
these jokes are great for the christmas crackers im making! thing is some of them arent very christmasy. but there good 🙂
WoW! these Jokes are like amazing! i really like them! The jokes just made my day!!
Thanks for Jokes who ever made them!! [:
make more plese thier so hilasru ok
groan…
funny
lol.nise
So funny but I do. not when you cross a christmas tree and a ipad Ido not underds the answer.
THESE MAKE MY DAY GREAT.
heyyy these are sooo funny
idk wat to say really , but main thing is don’t get it u guys who say hahaha thts awsome! i mean very few r funny, but cum’on ya’ll 🙁
they are alright i suppose but didn’t make me laugh but it made my daughter laugh!
some i dont get, but some are the LOL jokes !!!! 🙂 thanks :):):)
joke 7 is awesome
These jokes made my day, and my friends find them funny here in high school for those that are 10th Graders!!! Thank you!
I liked the one about Rudolph the Red because Jorgen used rain,dear instead of reindeer.
These are funny I have to admit. 😛
nice
they are all funny
i dont get the second joke or the seventh joke.
i agree with you dude joke number 2 and 7 don’t make sense.
Yeah I agree I don’t get number 2 and 7 but some were really funny
For #7 What do you get if you cross a tree with an ipad its a pineapple because chrismas trees are PINE trees and an ipad is made by APPLE so if u combine them you get PINE APPLE
#2 they are simply saying that they would like it if santa came with presents sll the time
I don’t agree.
to funny i love em
they are absaloutly amazin! best jokes EVER! merry xmas every1 and a happy new year!
HA HA HA!! SO FUNNY!
so funny
yeah!!! it’s funny….
Tell me more guys
good jokes but some of them are a little lame
YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT
I like the 7th and 8th ones best!!!! 🙂
I like all of them, but the “Star Wars” one was my favorite!
i didnt get it
in the Star wars movie Darth Vader tells Luke ” can feel your presence” presents,presence get it?
sweet
these are absolutely AWESOME!!
i like the viking one and the Darth Vader one
A little early, but I love these wonderful Christmas jokes!
awsome jokes
These were hillarious! BEST jokes ever!!!!!
These are great! Today’s is the best of them all, though. I wish everyone a laugh, a (very) merry Christmas, and a happy New year!
AWESOME!!!! can’t wait to here the one on christmas!
Dec 11
Plus I am Your father!!!!! 🙂
Our Pack will be using these for when we visit the Residents in the Masonic home. Our Weeblos especially love doing Run-ons and jokes.
X3
These are hilarious!
LOVE THESE!! I will share them with all of my school aged day care Children. Thank you for adding some joy to our days.
Blessings & Joy!