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Ho! Ho! Ho! Laugh at 80 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

Happy Holidays! Count down the days until December 25th with these very funny kid’s Christmas jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. We guarantee this clean holiday humor will help you “ho ho ho” like a certain jolly old elf.

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Comic by Daryll Collins


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Carter: What do elves do in school?
Miley: What?
Carter: Presentations!

Joke submitted by Carter A., Waterloo, Ill.


Arjun: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
Alexander: I haven’t the foggiest.
Arjun: An abdominal snowman.

Joke submitted by Arjun S., Dover, Del.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Nathaniel: What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes?
Tyler: I don’t know. What?
Nathaniel: Kris Wrinkle.

Joke submitted by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kan.


John: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Zack: What?
John: A cookie sheet.

Joke submitted by John D., Johnstown, Penn.


Comic by Thomastoons


Suiyao: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
David: I don’t know.
Suiyao: Elf-is Presley!

Joke submitted by Suiyao L., Portland, Ore.


Ben: What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
Jack: I don’t know.
Ben: “‘Tis the season to be jelly.”

Joke submitted by Ben G., Bethlehem, Penn.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Isaac: What is the Grinch’s favorite holiday?
Anthony: I don’t know.
Isaac: Grinchmas!

Joke submitted by Isaac M., Herndon, Va.


Jeremy: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Brian: I’m stumped.
Jeremy: Frostbite!

Joke submitted by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio


Comic by Scott Nickel


Donald: What’s Pedro’s favorite part of Christmas?
Will: What?
Donald: Elfalfa milkshakes!

Joke submitted by Donald G., Columbia, S.C.


Peter: Someone must be mad at Frosty the Snowman.
Isaiah: Why?
Peter: Because they gave him two black eyes.

Joke submitted by Peter W., Chetek, Wisc.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

Joke submitted by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.


One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.


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Comic by Scott Nickel


Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.

Joke submitted by Joshua H., Seminole, Fla.


Laure: Why do mummies like the holidays so much?
Benny: Why?
Laure: They’re into all the wrapping.

Joke submitted by Bill G., Davis, Calif.


christmas comic

Comic by Scott Nickel


Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!

Joke submitted by Keith G., Forestdale, Mass.


Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Joke submitted by Killian L., Greensburg, Pa.


christmas joke

Comic by Scott Nickel


Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Joke submitted by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.


Rylan: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Ryan: What?
Rylan: “Baaaa humbug!”

Joke submitted by Rylan M., Milwaukee, Wisc.


joke for christmas

Comic by Scott Nickel


Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”

Joke submitted by Casen S., Tyler, Tex.


Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


holiday humor

Comic by Scott Nickel


Bill: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Laura: Why?
Bill: Because the present’s beneath them.

Joke submitted by Bill G., Davis, Calif.


Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!

Joke submitted by Calvin L., Orlando, Fla.


funny christmas comic

Comic by Scott Nickel


Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Joke submitted by Tim S., Merriam, Kan.


Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.

Joke submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.


kids christmas joke

Comic by Scott Nickel


A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.

Joke submitted by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.


Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Joke submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Joke submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.


A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.

Joke submitted by Justin L., Galena, Ohio


holiday jokes

Comic by Scott Nickel


Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.

Joke submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.


Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.

Joke submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.


funny holiday christmas joke

Comic by Scott Nickel


Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!

Joke submitted by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, N.J.


Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll!

Joke submitted by Travis S., Alta Loma, Calif.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Joke submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.


Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Joke submitted by Joe R., Saint Charles, Mo.


christmas jokes

Comic by Thomas Toons


Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.


Chance: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Nate: Why?
Chance: Because he went down in history.

Joke submitted by Chance L., Larchmont, New York


santa joke

Comic by Scott Nickel


Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.

Joke submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.


Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Joke submitted by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.


Comic by Scott Nickel


Wayne: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
Crystal: I’m stumped.
Wayne: Nothing. It was on the house!

Joke submitted by Wayne T., Xenia, Ohio


Daniel: What do fish sing during winter?
Josh: What?
Daniel: Christmas corals.

Joke submitted by Daniel L., Durham, North Carolina


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.


christmas jokes and comics

Comic by Scott Nickel


When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”

Joke submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio


Steve: What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Tim: Not sure.
Steve: Ornamints.

Joke submitted by Steve A., Austin, Texas


Warped Wiseman wonders: “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?”

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


joke for christmas

Comic by Scott Nickel


Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke submitted by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio


Sam: What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?
Devin: Not sure.
Sam: Tinsel-itis!

Joke submitted by Sam J., Mona, Utah


Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

Joke submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.


funny christmas comic

Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro
Comic by Daryll Collins


Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Joke submitted by Dan H., Conshohocken, Pa.


Sam: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Pam: Why?
Sam: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

Joke submitted by Sam P., Merrimack, N.H.


christmas joke for kids

Comic by Scott Nickel


A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.

Joke submitted by Kole N., Amherst, N.H.


Andrew: What did the pepper say on its holiday card?
Luke: I don’t know.
Andrew: “Season’s greetings.”

Joke submitted by Andrew T., Allen, Tex.


William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Joke submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.


funniest christmas joke

Comic by Scott Nickel


Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke submitted by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pa.


Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

Joke submitted by Colton S., Kansas City, Kan.


christmas time jokes

Comic by Scott Nickel


DOWNLOAD A FREE POCKET JOKE BOOK!

Print and fold your own pocket joke book, filled with great holiday jokes!
Download the joke book template (PDF)
Folding instructions


Do you know a funny Christmas joke? Click here to send it to us.

50 Comments on Ho! Ho! Ho! Laugh at 80 Funny Christmas Jokes and Comics

  1. Love them. thanks for posting them.

  2. love them!!!!!

  3. Boy’s life makes me feel happy 🙂

  4. the jokes are cool

  5. hohoho there funny

  6. Thanks for all the best Christmas jokes I’ve ever seen!

  7. VILLIAN DEKU LOVER // December 23, 2020 at 10:33 am // Reply

    I love these jokes. to me they are funny.

  8. you dont know me // December 23, 2020 at 9:54 am // Reply

    hehaa so funny

  9. So funny

  10. LOL these are so bad there hilarious

  11. I had everyone laughing so hard I love them

  12. cookie cake 9 // December 21, 2020 at 9:04 am // Reply

    these arent that funny

  13. i love youre jokes are good i love
    them

  14. there is some thing missing to me

  15. these jokes are awsome but thereis some thing missing

  16. This are amazing for Christmas Parties!! Thank You LOL

  17. There funny

  18. Loved sharing these with my teacher!

  19. This was really fun, I loved sharing them with my teacher!

  20. and comics!!

  21. love your jokes!!!!!

  22. lilking_legend08 // December 17, 2020 at 10:57 am // Reply

    so funny

  23. I think my 8th grade teacher used these lol

  24. sooo funny! i love the jokes!

  25. thatoneteacher // December 16, 2020 at 9:29 pm // Reply

    great job, I use these for school jokes.

  26. Nothing. qwq // December 16, 2020 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    These are so funny. lol. UwU

  27. these are good jokes

  28. Told most of them in class & everyone laughed.

  29. Merry christmas and happy new year

  30. I love these jokes so much so does my class !

  31. lol

  32. Scouter10101 // December 15, 2020 at 3:19 pm // Reply

    Lmao I like them so much😄😄😄😄

  33. LOL i love these jokes me and my familiy love them.

  34. these jokes are nice! im using these jokes for my talent show!

  35. not telling my name // December 14, 2020 at 1:15 pm // Reply

    you can do better people

  36. These are amazing jokes, keep it up

  37. love these

  38. Thank you that was great 👍

  39. Love em

  40. I LOVE these!! they are so funny, and I love the comics!!

  41. ii jokes are funny and helpful and i like the frosty and marking the roll one

  42. Love the jokes

  43. these are great. I sent christmas cards with them 😂

  44. how do i make a joke-

  45. I JUST CANT ITS TOO FUNNY!

  46. They are so funny!

  47. love the jokes!

  48. lol i love these are the best

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