30 Funny Back-To-School Jokes
Summer vacation is over, and that’s no laughing matter. But you can go back to the classroom with a smile on your face, thanks to these funny jokes about school sent in by Boys’ Life readers. Do you know a funny joke? Click here to send it to us.
Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”
Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Submitted by Nathaniel R., Glendale, Wis.
A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class.
Submitted by Ian B., Howell, N.J.
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Dan: I don’t know. Why?
David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
Submitted by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Luke: Why did the M&M go to school?
Stan: I’m stumped.
Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school?
Josh: I don’t know. Why?
Chad: They’re good at trick questions.
Submitted by Chad N., Firestone, Colo.
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!
Submitted by Jacob B., South Bend, Ind.
A book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss.
Submitted by Josh A., Los Angeles, Calif.
A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.
Submitted by Alex M., Ashland, Mass.
Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies?
Moe: I don’t know. What?
Joe: The ruler.
Submitted by Connor B., Metairie, La.
Tom Swiftie: “We have too many quizzes in school!” Tom said testily.
Submitted by Brian C., Snohomish, Wash.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
Submitted by Kyle S., Chesapeake, Va.
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
Submitted by Zachary D. G., Rutherford, N.J.
Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Hunter: Pop quizzes!
Submitted by Sean G., Kailua, Hawaii
What kind of school do you go to if you’re…
…an ice cream man? Sundae school.
…a giant? High school.
…a surfer? Boarding school.
…King Arthur? Knight school.
Submitted by Ryan K., North Platte, Neb.
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: That’s right!
Submitted by Adam P., Wichita, Kan.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Submitted by Caleb R., Jackson, Mich.
Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?
Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday!
Submitted by Martin R., Belmont, Mass.
Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
Cheryl: I don’t know.
Phil: He has only one pupil.
Submitted by Colin C., Kansas City, Mo.
Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Tommy: At the great airports!
Submitted by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?
Billy: A delicious fruit salad.
Submitted by Harry B., Longmeadow, Mass.
Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Johnny: In jail!
Submitted by Glenn J., Santa Ana, Calif.
Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.
Submitted by Luke M., Morganton, N.C.
Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Mom: That’s a good idea, Jordan.
Jordan: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell.
Submitted by Jordan R., Nashville, Tenn.
Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Ted: What?
Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
Submitted by Ted S., Lisle, Ill.
Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object?
Student: You are pretty.
Teacher: What’s the direct object?
Student: A good report card.
Submitted by Samuel E., Coweta, Okla.
Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory?
Student: I don’t know. Why?
Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate!
Submitted by Caleb S., Mount Vernon, Mo.
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
Submitted by Alex D., Chevy Chase, Md.
John: Knock, knock.
Justin: Who’s there?
John: Gladys.
Justin: Gladys, who?
John: Gladys the weekend—no homework!
Submitted by John S., Farmington, Ga.
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don’t have a dog.
Submitted by Austin C., Bowie, Md.
WOW HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but some of them are TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!
I have told these jokes to my friends and they love them!
And at this time they really are.Think you can upload more of them?
These are really funny jokes! They brightened my day!
Really interesting!
Because of the Covid-19, we are just going back to school
Ok so this is the weirdest but funniest thing I ever heard
The teacher asking student jokes are funny, really great.
I really liked those jokes
Good jokes keep them coming
good jokes
Awesome
good jokes
make more comics 😣😉
Amazing jokes BTW just 12😇
All these jokes are….just…🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really laughed for the joke that is “ Jonny:would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher:of course,not. Jonny:Good because I didn’t do my homework 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Funny funny soooo funny hi hi hi hooo
Bla bla bla jokes
Ha Ha Ha
Funny
i luv boy scouts
I like the I ones where you don’t ask someone for their answer. (The story ones)
Cool
Nice joke
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Jordan are you alive because I don’t 😱😱😱😱😱
I think all of these are super funny!
They were kinda cheesy but I enjoyed them.
Cory, Nice
I don’t like them. I hate them……. jk I like them….. NOT I LOVE THEM
Very bad jokes
I agree
Nice
the most hilarious jokes about jokes.
Funny,gives 9/10
your great
Awesome jokes, please make more so i can use them on my teacher!!!
Good but not so good
Awesome jokes!!! make more so i can use them!
I’m homeschooled, so I barely understand the jokes about grades, report cards, et cetera et cetera
Nice …
im am a 16 year old im a sophmore and theses acually made me laugh keep up the good work
Very nice
I found only 3 jokes amusing
those were goo but cheesy
I am only 9 years old so I am still in school and these are hilarious 😂.
Wow make more plz
Great jokes…all of them!
Wow best jokes ever in my history of jokes awesome guys
These jokes are terrible awesome 😂😂
Teacher: I’ve been teaching this math class for 40 classes and you’re the only ones who haven’t been able to answer this question!
Student: If you’ve been teaching this class for 40 years shouldn’t you know the answer by now?
I believe i saw these in Grin and Bear it in Boy’s Life 50 or 60 years ago.
GOOD ONCE
D is for Diplomat
I need an F that stands for fantastic.
amazing
not bad… not bad…
Pretty good jokes
My sister has a friend that is really funny and would enjoy some of these jokes. Thanks for sharing your jokes!!!