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THAT would have useful to know..
This fowl machine won’t work!
Activate the horns!
These humans are useless. I can do it myself! …Wait! Don’t leave yet! How does this work?
“I will just flip this switch and… viola!”
GTC
grand theft corn
i’m rich
You’re kill’in me smalls!
“Hey any one goat 50 cents”
Goat Simulator
Can i borrow 50 cents please?
SHHHHHH….this is my vending machine
Why aren’t there vending machines like this all over town?
Some goats wait to be fed, others tale matters into their own hands.
there *chew* *chew* I finally get a snack *smack* when I want one
what does this thing do?
I have to have that useless trinkety thing that doesn’t even do anything to survive!
What does this thing do?
50 cents??? where are those little kids????
What is in here? candy or news paper?
Vending machines! Yay!
Dang! I need thumbs for this thing!!
Who needs humans? I can do it myself!
if i press this, will food come out
Who needs humans? I can pull it myself!
So I found this money on the ground and I went to the convenience store and found out that they don’t like goats there so I couldn’t get snacks there and then I tried wal-mart but no luck there so I went here and- FOOD!
JACKPOT!!!
Now which way do I spin again.
Come on gimme some
mmm…so difficult to open these days.
Nobody comes here in the winter….*sigh*…somebody get me some quarters!
its been three days and no food just my luck
We have gotten smarter. Next stop… WORLD DOMINATION!!
ugh. These people are to stubborn to feed me, so I’ll feed myself.
does anyone have a quarter i need food.
I just hope this thing is people proof
The humans don’t feed me enough… I must have more
Oh so you give it to use humans, but not me!
“I DIDN’T KNOW THAT MY NEW HOUSE HAD FOOD JOINT NEXT TO IT!!!!!”
need a quarter to feed the humans
does anybody have some spare change for a dollar i am really hungry
i want some food oh a quarter lets just pick it up now
so hungry feed me.
How do you work this thing?!?!
I just wasted 20 bucks?!?!
Argh! I ran out of quarters!!!
Hello. Oh the one and only high five station!!! Well, high five!
No mom I don’t want any kids feeding me
Ahhh…Nothing more than some alfalfa…
“if i can pull this off, ill eat like a king!”
operator please!
I will get food whether the visitors pay for it or not!
how about an I.O.U ?
Yes operator, I want to call my friend Buffalo Bill.
If the people won’t spend 50 cents to feed me, I’ll do it myself!
this is not an ATM!!!!!
grain oats i pick both. oh no! i droped the quarter. oops! there goes the other. one
ive played video games but not open the food with money games but dont worry i have some money. wait weres my wallet! oh ya i ate it yesterday.
“If those petting zoo visitors aren’t going to feed for just two quarters, I will!”
I wish i had apposable thumbs like those humans do.
I love my new playset! heyyyyyyy, is that a bug?
salt or no salt?
Where’s Pedro when you need him?
Ohhhh nothings coming out.
oh well
Why did they make this goat proof?
Lets see… 245 [click]
Open up you loony I’m hungry
This would be a lot easier with thumbs!
Can I order a burger?
Thumbs needed
dang it ! i left my change in my wallet again
I’m hungry.YUM!!!!!
where’s my money
U got 2 quarters?
I don’t have no quarters! Just give me the food!
how does this work?
common i know you got food, so just give me it.
Hey look mommy! When you insert a coin in this machine, food magically comes out!
What does this do?
quarters. Not hindquarters, just quarters
Goat: OPERATOR yo machine is not working:( Operator: becouse your a goat
I be getting people arrested when I brake this.
What is in door number two?
you guys want anything?
MAYBE IF I COULD JUST PICK OUT A FIFTY CENTS PIECE AND PUT IT BACK IN…?
50 cents for my meal!?
HEY! where is my COKE!! i don’t want PEBBLES!
no ones looking …..right
wow,this food looks delish,NOW CAN SOMEBODY GET ME SOME!!I just can’t get this weird feeding bowl to work.
wait a second… did you just say I can’t get the food !!BY MYSELF!!
i love the new vending machines they installed!
Cooooooooool!!!!!!!!!
Is it almost dinner time?
I am diabetic now get me that food
Darn It This Machine Just Ate My Quarter.
It better give me something to eat.
Hi operator. OH WAIT THATS A SNACK MACHINE.
I’m very hungry. Got something to eat?
These prices are OUTRAGEOUS!
How much or the newspaper? I’ve got 50 cents.
Okay, I tried paying; you mess with the goat, now you get the horns!!
Curse this kid-proof packaging!
don’t mind me just getting some food
When I get this out, I sure hope it isn’t the bird food!
HELLO OPERATOR IS THIS A TELEPHONE oh its bed filling… yummy if I can manage to get it out
Can anyone break a fifty?
You’ve goat to be kidding me! Goat serious, man! I’m hungry!
Dang nabit these fancy gadgets!
Alert, the :-/rex is going to eat me, Jurassic park out.
I . . . need . . . thumbs!
anyone got a quarter, I need a quarter!! Me starving
No fair, human have thumbs!
This is making me maaaaaaaaaad…
goto get food!
yum quarters
Money is on the ground! Oh what I wouldn’t do for some opposable thumbs!
Ooooh. CAN I EAT YOU?!
I’d like a double decker burger please, but instead of lettuce I’d like some crumpled can pieces.
“Does anyone have any quarters?”
uhgg it never opeans?
hello? operator? is this thing even a telephone???
This is the stuff! or, it will be that comfy if i manage to get it out… yay a new bed filling!
starving,must,get,food.
i can has cheesburger shavings?
What do you mean exact change?
what? why isn’t it working? i can’t find ANOTHER quarter!
Give me my quarter back! What a waste of time. Wheres my horns?
Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom! Mom! Mom! Can I have a quarter?
give me food
You really get my goat!
Bird/fish food. Yum, yum.
This is the way I see it. Goats eat every thing right? So maybe he will choke up a quarter!
human technology… uuuggghhh
Ticket please!Please?
he he he they will never know what hit them ha ha ha
“Hey Billy, you got some spare change?”
I’d give my left horn for opposable thumbs
Don’t tell anyone, but I am stealing popcorn… OH NO, ITS THE TEXAS RANGERS!!!!
I thought it said 25 cents
what does this stuff do?
I need gas from this stupid pump that doesn’t work. Don’t have enough energy to break the glass. HELP!!!!!
I’m hungry, but how do I do this weird machine?
Must… Have… Food…
i want CANDY, CANDY CANDY!!!!!!
there’s one set for stun! and also a snack.
there’s one set for stun! and also a snack.
I’m going to get that food one way or another.
“…yes…almost…got it…now…”*smash* *bang* *sirens wail*”YES! got it! hey, what’s with all the noise?”
what are you looking at just buying me food
First the food… then THE WORLD!!!
I wanna feed the ducks!
If only i had a quarter.
Sometimes, a goat’s gotta do what a goat’s gotta do.
It’s alright guys. I got this.
Okay kids, almost done.
The youtube videos lied!!
Hungry… soooo hungry
MUST…. HAVE…… FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think i figured it out.
i paid now gimme foooood!!!!
Hmmm…does anybody have another quarter???
Geese i cant find my wallet
I remember when it was free
i think it works this way…
It is feeding time and this is what they make us do for food.
hmm wonder what this thing does………..
I wonder if a nickel will work.
GIMME MY FFFOOOODDDD!!!!!!! please
this proves that one day you will competing with animals for a job in the future
here I come seeds!! Not even Superman can save you now!!! Mwa ha ha ha!!!!
What is this? How does it work? Man, hoomans are very wierd.
Dang it, my Nickel got Stuck!!!
ice cream man, can i have a strawbaaaaaaaary cone
gimme some food,you ate my money!!!!!!!!!
i found the secrets of the world! now i can have food the way humans do!
Come on food, come to papa.
uh almost there, dang it foiled again
Is there money in this thing?
ITS A TRAP!!!!!
Mommy, can I have a quarter?
I want food!
I’m tired of the zoo customers!I’m getting for myself,wait almost forgot to steal money!!!
hey, it ate my penny!
now a days the security is getting pretty tight on these drive thru food places huh?
oops! I forgot my wallet.
Curses this human technology!!!
Can nobody see that I am hungry?
Dang… I’m all out of quarters!!
do you know agent p? hes a platypus.
This ought to attract the girls.
FINALY A REAL VENING MACHINE
FOOD!!!
Almost there
Finally something the humans wont expect
a kid put his money in here and left, I have no idea why but I had a chance.
C’mon, I put a penny in!
Another hand would be a little bit more helpful.
So corny…
they are holding my food hostage!
can you see i am hungry
hey guys can you see i am hungry?
can you see i am hungry??
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but i’m your food source, so feed me mabye?
Aww. I can’t eat this!
oh man i need a quarter HEY give me that
oh man i need a quarter all i have is a dime
Gimme my food!
O.K LET ME GET JEFF AND THE BLOWTORCH
get out food get out
STUPID…VENDING…MACHINE
Dumb hooves. I dropped my quarters.
This happens when the zoo is closed for a while…
Wait, what do you mean there’s no gum balls?!?
i knew i should have brought my sledge hammer
Sigh… The things I deal with in life.
Food!
I want to feed the giraffes too!😁🐘🐆🐒 🐐
Hey this must be my food!
What! I need money for this!
I LOVE these Drive-thru windows!
“Heck, I haven’t had food for ages! I’ll eat anything!”
I can’t read but if my calulations are correct tis says… free goat food take all you want
Dang it! No Change!
Goat:I Am Totaly a Human Trying to feed goats
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon. Give the food to Mr. Goat now, c’mon…
Give me food now!!!
I I am not going to get fed it looks like i have to do it myself.
hey,you there,gimme a quarter.
How about grass
If fish get food so should I
i want to go sleep here,i will give you 10 dollars
humph! they said you couldn’t do it without thumbs, but I’ll prove them wrong!
dang it i need a quarter
If I’m quick, maybe nobody will notice.
yes! it is coming to me! MWAHAHA!!!!
ME…NEED…FOOD!!!
MOM!can i have some quarters please?
Anybody gotta quarter?
GOATS
Gotta feed my family someway.
(Star Wars music) If i break into this thing, I’ll be richer than Donald Trump!
Ummm what’s the password again
My parking meter expired so I am checking the coin returns mister security officer. Okay thanks for the quarter.
Stop looking at me that way! I’m hungry.
Mmm… I don’t know what it is, but it looks tasty.
Boy do I need a breath mint!
Don’t feed the humans they said.
Finaly haven’t eaten in days. Oh great I need money
THIS GOAT NEEDS 2 CIRCLES! NOW!!!
Mom, can I have a quarter to feed the humans?
Ughhhhh. Do i seriously have no change?!?
I.ALMOST.GOT.IT … can’t reach it can you get it for me pleease.
do you have a coin! no!
Oops that was baaaaaaad I chose vanilla alfalfa flakes not chocolate ohh… Pedro is going to be maaaaad UU
Gimme some grains. Now!!!!!!
Heard there was a hack
Just put in two circles, turn nob then… whoops I forgot I don’t have thumbs
Im just an ordinary human buying some goat food.
where is the food
com’on man let me get som froyo
First day engineering…it was baaaad.
Maybe I should just ram it.
I WANT Food
This machine is broken dad!
OK, so I turn this thingamabob and pull this dohicky and… oh I need a human to help!
FEEEED MEEEE!!!!!!!
GIMME MY FOOD!
Man, the prices are going up!
What do you mean it doesn’t take dimes?!?
The humans may not feed me, but I shall eat!!!!!
plesse work pleeeeeese
how much does it cost???
Open up
Hey, this is a rip off!!
it’s not coming out!
What does this do?
I want my money back!
why won’t it take my change?
dumb machine it cheated me again I just want oats I mean I produce some good cheese for 25cents
Aaaaargh! just turn already!
This requires money. What is that?
where’s the food do you have 50 cents
Why won’t this turn. Oh, yeah, it’s for HUMAN hands.
Mom! I need more quarters!
Ohhhh! It needs FOUR quarters!
Grrr.That sheep took my money for this!He will pay!With real money!
Give me gummy goat!
Just one more turn and I’ll have breakfast!
Hmmmmmm…. how do I get this weird gadget to work??????
just keep picking…just keep picking.
Come on give me food dor birds!
Must.. Feed.. Birds..
Mom can I have a dollar to feed the humans? Pleeeeeeze?
Does anybody kind enough to give me 50 cents please
Now, if I just flip this lever, goats will take over the world! That or it will just do nothing.
“What’s this?”
wow this is harder than it looooks
50 cents…..waaaaaat?
Why you no food?
now watch. if you push it over, then it will give you food and broken glass! yay!
They always feed the ducks. Time to feed ME!
Dagnab these fancy gadgets!!
#thuglife
Now.How do you get this open?????
FOOooOOOoOD!!!!!
Now you turn this thing here…
ooh I gotta couple quarters. gonna get me some straw. mmmm
Why did you steal my money vending machine!?! Why!!??!!
I wonder what this is, but it smell like food!
give me money I am hungry
i dont hav any pokets
oh look It’s a bank
I’ve got to take my survival into my own hands
goodness this is good! I hope no one’s looking.
WHAT IS THIS?!?
Aw man it stoll my only quater!?!?
Sorry, Buddy…That’s only a legand.
I’m a zookeeper! Really I am!
Really all that good food gone to waste!!
now how do I work this thing?
all the humans give my bro food I guess Ill have to get my food myself
Stupid humans just don’t care about a goat’s survival, only their own.
Don’t tell anyone!
how much is it? i forgot
Must.Get.Money
I’ve bypassed their JavaScript! I’m inside their mainframe!
While there not looking FEAST!!!
Would you stop looking at me and give me a quarter
If I put in a quarter, can I eat the machine????
25 cents=1 aluminum can, 50 cents=scrap metal.
A little to the left dang didn’t work any one have a quarter?
I can get my oats from the dispenser without putting in money! yay!
ok i flew out of the phone on goat sim and ate all of the food. now what…
WHAT THE HECk DOES THIS DO! Let me guess it does completely nothing!
Darn, curse you inflation. It was only a dime yesterday. Does anyone have spare change.
…so….close…..Hello? any humans here to give me a hand?!!? I don’t got hands!
Can’t twist need opposable thumbs.
What is this stuff it tast horibl
What dose this do?????!!!!!!!
Not enough quarters nooooooo!
I wonder what this does…..
Human technology is so weird these days.
1 dollar? Come on! I’m starving
So just gonna turn this dial @ 50 degrees high…
Can I get a hand here, I don’t have thumbs!
I need to use the phone but i ran out of dimes
Man, gas prices are sooooooo high these days, I have to get EXTRA money to help me pay!
Hey! Hey! I thought this was “Feed the goat” time!
HELP a giant robot is stealing my change when I put it in
right5…left30…right19…BINGO
Hey! The humans won’t give me any.
I just want a snack!
Uh, I kind of… Ate all the money….
Mom! I need a quarter!
I AM HUNGER
Man I only have a dime 🙁 🙁
im so hungry wait wut about those humans
I don’t know how this is possible because i dont have poseable thumbs.
What?I don’t need to wait for those stingy humans to give me the food?
i feel bad for the pigs
If you aint talking munchies I don’t wanna talk
Hey! You! Yeah you! You got change?
How do people get these things to work?
Do I have to do everything MYSELF?!
Food please!
Wonder what this does? Nothing bad right?
I need them skittles
Free food?! I love free food. :GASP: Is there other free stuff? I love free stuff!
lets see(hello,hello,hello0= ahhhhh
Sweet! There’s already a quarter in here!
wants food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey man1 were my food at!
Give me a quarter and I will give you food to feed me! Win-win! Right?
100 volts? What does That mean?
Jackpot Baby!
my very first misdemeanor
gimme the gum
I would like 2 gumballs please!
cmon, give jelly beans some love!
I was short of change for lunch today. (In a Nixon voice.)
23 left. 14 right. 6 left…..or was it 16 left?
Dang!!!!!
give me my food! I already paid!
I am hungry. Wait,this costs how much
I need food.
I’ve seen people get food out of here but I don’t have any “quarters” to get the pelets out
I’m sooooo HUNGREY!!!!!!!!!!
hungry hungry need to eat
let me park my truck
They starved me… I’ll show them😛
Those silly humans think we’re stupid, don’t they?
Oh look its candy
Hay anybody got a Quarter
Humans use some kind of dark magic to get food out…. How?
so you put the shiny round things in here and the food comes out here
Food,there has to be food in here.I havent eaten in one hour!!!!
Hey honey, do you know what this button does?
and i sit here without opposable thumbs
No freebies today!
i will just ram it open
“25 cents…50 cents… 75 cents…1 dollar…1 dollar and 25 ce-BEEEP!!!!!
Yes! A visitor has left a quarter in the slot. Score!
hope they have reserved parking for the hooficaped
i wish i had thumbs…
and a quarter
Does anyone have two quarters.
No bills small enough for the vending machine, not enough change for the zoo feeder
Mom the bird feeder isn’t working!
aaaaaaaa i am afraid of it but i want it
Can I trouble you for a quarter?
hi i would like a pizza…. if it has meat in it i will hunt you down
Come on, work! I have a date tonight!
this thing stole my round shiny thing
This is baaaaad! I have no coins!
why won’t it let me through?
Come on hurry up, I have a date tonight!!!!!
Come on hurry up, I want to feed the animals!!
“someone give me a quarter!”
Yarg! why wont the stuff come out? I demand a refund
does anyone have better horns? those humans make really hard containers.
“Saw this thing in half! Now!”
Hmmm… bird food! Does anybody have quarters?
Oh come on! Wanted a Gumball!!!
You are stealth. no one can see you.
I am hungry
spy mission number one!
Shhhhhh! You didn’t see a thing!
this is baaaaaaad place to be tolling for food it should be 1 cent
I’m hungry!
Just insert the shiny round things and if I could just turn this STINKING KNOB!!!
maybe someone put a quarter in and left
this has warheads, right?
Ima gonna get me sum Great grain
if you want something done you have to do it your self
I am about to teach how you steal food from an all you can eat bafe
who needs 5 fingers?
does anyone have a quarter?, i’m hungry!
oh come on! empty AGAIN!
Oh where is a quarter when you need one!!!!!!!!!
mom! got some lose change in your purse?
Who says i need opposable thumbs
“foood” “foood”25 cents darn my allowances wont cut it
I told you this pickpocket business would pay off evemtually!
anyone have a quarter? anyone?
Darn, why did great grandpa choose hooves? I want fingers!!
Hmmmm… I wonder, what this lever does.
Hey buddy spare some change?
Can i get change from here
give me money becase this machine doesn’t work!
when is this grain coming out
i need my food
he wants some grain but he did not pay
what!!!my engine broke down
what are you looking at I’m hungry
You better give me my food
this is my home bruh
Anyone have some money on them?
give me food
“HOW COME THIS MACHINE DOES’NT WORK!”
I hope this thing gives me free samples.
So close, yet so far.
Come on! I put in all my milk money but nothing came out
feed me
Must feed myself!
I’m hungry here people!
I’m out of quarters! This is very baaaad!
so this is why the petting zoo animals are always fat
We’re the m@m dispenser?
Wow this human feeder is sooo overpriced!
Then the humans turned this wheel thing, and then…
I want my bubblegum!
MOM…Can I feed the humans??
Honey? Do you have any change?
Now, if I get a job I don’t have to wait for my meals!
Phooey, its broken.
id like food, food, and… food
WISH I HAD A QUARTER!
Uh……..what is it can I eat it ?
So i push this lever….. and it falls off the stand!
oh what I would do for aposable thumbs
“It’s not time for dessert yet, son”
fire at will, commander!
Secret agent goat!
Look at me humans!I going to be just like you.
Oops,I need another Quarter.
Can i eat this?
how do you open this! i need food
Only age 12, and already a genius.
this machine is broken i put a nickel in but now i can’t get feed
Torpedo tube ready, Cap’n!
*whistle*
Got a nickel?
darn that quarter, it got stuck in there again
c’mon c’mon c’mon
hee hee hee!
I want the food
I’m trying to make a call to my Goatma
hee hee hee
Give me all your food,.
yummy
Phew!That mile run was tiring!
Where is the telephone?I need to call my parents. I am sad.
sorry boys….but i gotta do it
my precious!
Must…put…quarter…in!!!
i am homeless i need some FOOD!
i put in 25 cents
Do not feed the humans!
“Awww, this vending machine ate my money. That’s ironic”
Where’s my fast food? 5 Hours Later… C’mon gimme a refund Mr. Machine!
Must…get…food
who says goats can`t feed themselves
do you have monny
wheres my food
HEY MOM!!! CAN I HAVE A QUARTER?!?!?! PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEE!!??!!??
I WANT FOOD!
FOOD!!!!!!! FOOOOD!!!!!
Just need a get some seeds for my bird! *eats one* Oooooh these are nice!
HMMM? What If YES!!! free food!!!
where is a quarter when you need one?
Dang it! I left my wallet at home!
Now let`s get my goat buddies outta here! THREE HOURS LATER ; CMON!Loghorn!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*sigh*I wish I had real fingers
I wonder if this thing gives tin cans.
Mision number one, figure out how humans get food without being laughed at. (And how they get the food out too.)
50 cents?!? what a rip off!
Unacceptable, the humans are not feeding me anymore!
darn my quarter is jamned
A wise man once said ” Give a goat a handful of food and it’ll eat for 14.5 seconds but give him a dollar and it’ll eat for 4 times that amount of time.”
Goat simulator level 101
Turn! I’m hungry!
Drat, no coins. Guess I’ll have to head-butt it.
Man, I’m all out!
Anybody have a quarter?
dad i need a quarter plus i can’t reach
Curse you thumbs!
c’mon I want my food…NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Kid: Dad! Mom said I can have a quarter! Please give me one!
Dad: Mom never says yes!
Kid: Dang it!
Dad: Ok, ok.
c’mon I want my food… NOW!!!!!!!!
Wow! It’s only 1×50 cent! That’s soooooooo cheap! LOL! Wait… I don’t have a penny…. Sir, may I pick pocket 1×50 cent from you?
Just a little more to the right
Oh Great… I forgot I had hoofs.
Let see if the humans likes this food.
You didn’t see anything, got that pig!
It ate my quarters! Oh wait. I ate my quarters.
MOM CAN I HAVE A QUARTER!!!!! PLEASSSSSSSE
MOM CAN I HAVE A QUARTER
I need to get to the top! Will be rewarded?
NO MONEY!!!
Darn I knew I shouldn’t have wasted my money on Doritos
Ahh come on I don’t have any more change
Aw. I left my money in the car:(
I will bust in anyways.
It’s only 50 cents!!!
Goat:Darn, Pedro ate all the alfalfa flavored skittles again!
The humans crank the knob, and food comes out. It seems so easy!
what! no skittles!
TIHS IS AWESOME
aww, darn there all out of hay flavored m&ms
Dang it! Im missing 5 cents
Mommy can I have some money to feed the humans?
Awww man,you need a quarter for this??!! What a ripoff!!
D-3 ONE SNICKERS COMING RIGHT UP
Tim: I got no money, how about you?
humans and goats are the same they get intelligent then they get lazy
What are you doing goat?
Baaaaad news kids. They’re all out of ram sandwitches.
give me baaaaack my quarter you stupid machine!!!
This one is cheaper.
I’ll run it off
But how do I get it out?
Now and these days, you have to do things yourself.
oh come on the goat feed is out! Oh they don’t sell goat feed. I can’t read!
Like a Boss. GOAT STYLE!!!
What do you mean I can not feed my farmer.
Now if I knew how to work this thing it would be very helpful
I’m starving. Can’t wait….
mmm’free food
Wow im glad my mom left some money in her purse for me!
Im a big goat now I can do it myself!
Does anyone have any of those little gray things that don’t have corners? I saw a little kid shove one of those in a machine like this one once….
Think, think, think. How do I get 50 cents. Oh, here comes a guy. I’ll ask him.
Quick, Grab the kids. We will feast like kings tonight!
I want food!. NOW!!!
Need some thing done doit your self.
ya’ got a quarter, human? My family of 10 are hungry.
Pleas let there be more!!!!!
IF only I had 50 cents….
mom can I feed the humans
But he just did it!
Must… Get… Food!
Does anyone have change for a 20?
Oh, this is the chikin feed! Not the goat feed!😠
Why wait for the humans to come and feed me when I can get it myself.
Hmm, I wonder where I could get one of those shiny things
Oh no, they only take cash!
Dang there goes my last two quarters and nothing to eat!
Darn it! That was my last quarter
weres all the candy gone!I walked 10 miles to get here!
yum
i’m going on lunch break,
anyone got change for a dollar?
weres my wa-a-alet
where’s my change? I’ve must have put in at least $500! eh, screw you machine!
this is outrages!!! the m&m are gone!!!!!
I can’t get my food.
Dang!It only takes quarters!
money!!!! I need money!!!!
people be hind me do not tell the cops that i am stilling money and drinking gas. and do not drink the gas it tast horrile
“HEY, I PAID 25 CENTS AN I HAVE TO PRESS THE BUTTON 50 MILLION TIMES, DARN YOU MACHINE”
food food I need food….
Where’s my wallet?
One…more…twist!
Come on, I already put in 25 cents. At least give me some food! What a rip-off! I’m gonna sue this zoo.
Who needs humans?
i need some money!
Almost got it. ow! Oh snap that hurt.😥
Man I can’t belive they wont pay 25 cents,good thing I happen to have 25 cents.
What ever happened to “Free” range?
ha the humans didn’t make them goat proof
“now we just push this…aaand out comes the catnip!”
Those humans refuse pay 25¢ to feed me so I thought I would take matters into my own hands er…claws….feet.
whers the money? I need the money
Maybe he needed some gas.
‘come on!!!’
Food s at my fingertips! If, that is, I had fingers.
Hmm…mabye they have some grass…tin cans…
ugh, I have to get my own food
Just keep turning, just keep turning
Hey guys this is like M&M’S but for goats.
No ones looking, I will eat all the feed!
anybody goat any money for the pay phone
anybody got change for a 20
Prices for food sure have gone up these days
hay can i get some mony
mom can I please have some please!
give me a quarter I need food
i lost me walet
HELLO ID,LIKE TO REQUEST BILLY GOAT GRUFF
OM NOM NOM
o man i don’t have opposable thumbs
What’s a quarter? I think I need one.
ROBBER!
Can I borrow a quarter?
I want a refund This food was really baaaaad
must…be…a…HUMAN!
Gimme or I will eat this whole thing.
“Can someone with fingers turn this please?”
Mom will be so happy!
no one is waching me so i can do it.
give me my food
I thought only humans had vending machines!
I NEED TO GET SOME OF THAT SILVER STUF THOSE HUMANS HAVE
He craves that mineral
I want my money back!
Don’t worry old buddy, I’ve got the key
Johnny, do you have a quarter, I’ll repay you Goat’s honor.
dangit, left purse at home.
GIMME!!!
Anybody got a quarter?
Goats want oats. 🙂
There! It clicked! I must have fixed it!
No… no, no, no. I Didn’t. Darn.
It takes 00.50$
A … little hungry here
Man wheres the ATM machine
Man, one thing there missing is a ATM machine
Hmmm, something iss’t right I saw someone do this!
mmaa i want some candy1
where is a coin when you need one
Hmm…Well he did it… Anyone got 50 Cent?
goat getting some food
I sure hope the humans left some Quarters in here…
lights out everyone
uugh! I saw a person do this! Why is it so hard!?
I think you are supposed to feed this to the humans over there.
yum, yum…
Does someone have a coin purse?
The way they make these feed machines nowadays…It is so BAAAAd
Looks wonderful! How does this thing work?
Hmm… It says 50 cents… Would a human give me a half-dollar?
I’m gonna pop some tags only got 20 dollars in my pocket
anyone have a qarter?
I need money!
is this thing working?
how does this work…
Observe as a once primitive animal adapts to their environment.
It’s snack time billy get your snacks.
How much do I need
FOOD!!! More FOOOOD!!!
MY FOOD MY FOOD!I WISH I COULD HAVE WAFFLES!
The Goat wanders what do the humans do here at the zoo. Man I wish I was a human it may be a great experience to try out
Hello,I would like to place an order.MACHINE:Please insert…(press) please….(press)pl..pl…pl…(press) please insert 25 cents
Come on… Need food!!!
hey ,i am starving you know
I wonder if this thing takes debit
You need money or you want to trade
i need gas
why is the food not out
Hey, guys, I think I found free popcorn! Too bad it isn’t popped yet…
cows 3-goats 5
What? It’s adaptation
Hey dude have $0.50 IT DOESNT WORK WITH A PUSH!
“Don’t feed the animals eh. How about the animals feed themselves!”
I wish they were serving pizza.
i wonder if i stole the lock for this master.oh, wait, that was a different one.
Why is everyone staring? What I’m doing is private!
Forgot my change AGAIN!!!!!
Well, if you humans won’t give me change…
Hmm… I put money in, shouldn’t the food come out?
I don’t feel like waiting for the humans to feed me.
I’m really hungry. I would prefer a few hundred soda cans, but this… whatever it is… this will have to do.
I think I put in some rocks in the slot instead……
Gimme my change back… I SAID GIMME MY CHANGE BACK!!!!!!
sunflower seeds! I wanted apples…
I’m a… goatswitch !
Come on!! I want to read the comics!!!
Ahhhhh! How sad is this another kid putts their money in this machine and nothing comes out. Someone call the manager!
Yes! Finaly I can prank call someone! Gosh dang it they made it goat-proof! 🙁
I put my 50 cents in! Oh… I have hooves
i should tell the ranger the waiter doesn’t come when i tap the button at sonic but i think this works better
MUST…HAVE…FOOOD!!
excuse me sir, can you turn this handle please?
Darn, I left my change in my other fur.
I Wonder… If this thing that says danger is a trick hmm…….
The World’s greatest weapon… Goat feed
Man,They must not feed these Goats!
You can’t see me!
Open says me!
secret agent undercover gadget!
Now we feed the humans…
Well If They Don’t Want Goats To Mess With It, Why’d Ya Put It There In The First Place?
pssst he is conspiring with the birds
Why… wont… this… thing… work?
Hey! where’d all the food go?
Humans? Can you help me use this? I got a couple of bucks!
Anyone have some change? And thumbs?
Nooooooooooo!!
There. It’s set to blow up in 5 minuets.
Anyone got fifty cents? I’m hungry! #Starvinggoat
Ding dong!
This is what happens when you don’t feed the goats
Feeding time for all!!!
this does not taste like mcdonalds
Man, probably shouldn’t have spent my spare change at the souvenir shop!
C’mon, I put in the money!
ok… almost got it… just one more turn… oh fudge! it’s goat proof isn’t it.
This is REALLY embarrassing.
If only I was a duck… I would be able to quack the lock!
I’m hungry!!! Give me food like you do to the humans!!!
I’m hungry!!! Give me food like you do to other people!!!
nothing is happening here just keep on walking…
I said keep on walking! what is so entertaining about a
goat trying to steal um… I mean borrow some food!
Why food box why?
If only someone would feed me a quarter…
Im Here At The Zoo to feed the humans
How do you work this. Hello anyone
If only I had thumbs!!!!!!
I wonder what will happen if I turn this?
Just because I’m a goat doesn’t mean I can’t eat llama food
Grocery shopping is a lot easier for us goats and cheaper it only cost a quarter.
COME ON!!!! I can’t get it open!!! help me out Bob!!!!
come and get it guys. lunch is on me
anyone got a quarter? I love m&ms
common this is when my lock picking tranning comes in handy
Come on why don’t I have thumbs!
I just place 50 cents and pull this lever, and VOILA! Instant Food.
WHY DO THEY ALLWAYS HAVE TO INSTALL A GOAT PROOF MACHINE!!!! I’M A GOAT AND I’M REALLY HUNGRY!!!!! I’M SO HUNGRY THAT I’M JUST GONNA EAT THE MACHINE!!!!
Dang machine stole my quarter again!
Mom…can I PLEASE just feed the humans? Please?
You CAUGHT me? I mean…I’m just exercising. Nothing to see here, folks.😳
I’m tired of always having the humans feed me. It’s time for them to feel how I feel
Dude, come on work!!!!!! I’m trying to feed the wildlife here.
I wonder what this does, oh ,one ,two ,three yay it’s a vending machine
C’mon, I put in the money!
Operation: Human petting zoo is operational.
Darn it
If the humans can turn the knob, I can too.
Humans, please give me 50 cents.
I just grab so food here. There nothing to see here.
He is hunger for bird seed
Give me my quarter back!
The Machine Took My Money. I Hate it when this happens. 🙁
It’s reasons like this that our parents overprotect us.
WHAT!!!!Those meddling kids got some and I have better fur than them!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!
Brake dancing is awsame ! Take… it from the top !
Turn left then right then left and the goods should come out:)
Thwarted by my hooves again! I swear humans, if I had opposable thumbs…
will it take credit cards??
Hmm… The humans seem to enjoy it, and the chimp cage is next to me. There’s destiny in that
Aw man, I only have one quarter.
Worst self-checkout EVER!
time to find out what a red lever does
Now, how do I work this again? Oh, yeah. Put a hoof in…
I’m coming quackers!
How the heck do they get this open?They must be magicians!!
its lunch time and I got 50 cents
I hope this is free.
Aww… I knew these zoo slot machines were rigged!
PLEASE…Can you spare some change why else would you come to the zoo 🙂
I can’t turn the knob!!
Yay now I can feed the humans.
Mwha ha ha! i will son destroy the world! 3!…2!…1!… Dang it.
I love Goat Simulator!
What do you mean I have to pay?!
hopefully he had a quarter
You’ve Goat to be kidding me! All i wanted was a snack!
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!! THAT WAS MY LAST TWO QUARTERS!!
This was a baaaaad place to hide an Easter egg!
How do you use this? I think I forgot how!
Nobody’s watching, right?
Soooo………Hungry…..
Aw man, it ate my quarters!
yes! I got the food! the bird food!………awwww man. that was $0.50.
All I wanted was a gumball!! Why do they do this to me!!!
plese make sure that no one sees me becuse i am hacking.
634, 635, 636… why won’t it give me my food? It doesn’t need money, so it should work.
The ATM for goats
Come on guys it’s just like the garbage cans!
Do they accept goat money?
They say machines are wonderful but at least the farmer fed me!
FREE FOOD! (or not)
Darn! No corn chips!
Give me back my money!
hmmm grain or beans
Anybody got a two quarters?
Anybody got a quarter?
Lunch break! I’ll just use yesterday’s payment!
And now, I will make it all disappear into my mouth!
And now, I will make it all disappear into my mouth!
How do you turn this thing???????
If the humans feed me then I could feed myself too.
Don’t they have chips or candy? Gosh, there’s gotta be another machine around here somewhere.
Do you except foreign currency? I only get payed in goat money.
Yummy! nuts. My favorite.
Oh,I am impressed.
Just keep scratching, and maybe I can break the glass
… first I should make sure no one’s looking, then I should stuff my hands and mouth, then, just run
I wonder what electricity is?
Wish the deer family were here, I bet they could lend me a few bucks for snacks.
that’s funny
Little Johnny! You’re to young to pay for food yourself!
oh come on, it says “goats”, but the humans don’t even pay us. How do they expect us to get it out?
hey where’s my milk? I put my quarter in! I really did!
Stand back and behold as I throw this switch!
Guys I think I ate my quarters!!!!
who needs money?
The story that goats eat tin cans is a lie!!I prefer gumballs!
Time to steal from Old McDonald’s private stash!
Okay, who called opposite day?!
Ow! Ow! It’s got my tongue!
Turn, turn,turn!!!
I’m a bird!!! Wait…….. I’m a goat that eats bird food from a dispenser. I think that’s a bit odd……
50 CENTS?! LAST TIME IT WAS A QUARTER!!!
50 cents? I don’t have any sense
oh no did I break it!
those silly humans use change but i use GOAT POWER
Those silly humans they use money but i use goat power
I thought I put a quarter in! I did! I did! I did put a quarter in!
NO THUMBS NO SERVICE
Food MY PRECIOUS
Anyone have any change? I’m broke!
Work darn you!!!
Wheres your repairman when you need him? This must be broken.
“I would like some ice cream with that!”
Secret mission steal machine is underway! Now how do i hold this?
Who eats black seeds these days
GIVE ME MY QUARTER !!!!! WHY ISN’T THERE A COIN RETURN?!?!?
The quarters tasted fine, but I’m going to find out what the big fuss is all about with this stuff.
What? It’s Friday – Payday!
I demand a refund, give me my 50 cents back now!
Almost got it…
What you looking at., GET ME SOME FOOD ALREADY!!!!!!
its stealing our foooood!
All the humans do it so why can’t I?
Please donate money to starving goats to get food.
Just gettin’ me some lunch
I can get food!!! Hey farmer Jim … WHAT?!?!
wow a corn feed machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How does this work again?
Animal Independence here I Come!!
They have birdseed why not humanseed here human human.
BLECH!!!!!! “I wanted the M&Ms,”
I COMMAND YOU TO GIVE ME FEED!!!
Dude! I’m Hungry and out of change! Give me food!
All i wanted was food
so… is a tin can going to pop out now?
There. Wait a minute… TWO QUARTERS?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!
Well, it’s not tin cans, but it’ll do.
There. Wait a minute… You need two quarters?!?!?!?
Maaaa! We got your goat!
SERIOUSLY??? THIS BANK WONT WORK!
I’d like to have an order of… OH…this is a duck feeding machine!!! …or is it a GOAT FEEDING MACHINE!!!???
I TOLD YOU!!!! It only takes quarters!
Why… won’t… this… TURN!!! Isn’t this stuff for me?
Mom, can I have a quarter?
Mondays.
I wonder how much I can get with $100. Yum!
These darn things never work
Billy goat see, Billy goat want
Forget it! I’m suing the company for cruel and unusual punishment.
This could be my big brake!
what are you looking at.
Why is this taking so long??!! First GoatMart closes an now this!!!!
Oh the agony! Only half an inch away from heaven!
Now if i can fit my paw in just right….Darn it doesn’t fit!
when do i have to stop turning this thingy?! ….. Forget it! I’m ramming it!
Need 50 cents? just go destroy the enemy Nexus and go buy yourself some feed.
Does any body have 50cents?
I Wish I listened to my teachers
Hey mister! Where’s my change?
Its hard being farmless
Well this is my last quarter, better use it well. Its hard being farmless
Donations, please
Are you tired of having to go on the painful journey to the peanut machine and back to feed the goats? Now we cut out the middle man and made the goats do it!
Cmon a quarter that’s overpriced!
MMMMM…….. Yummy goat feed
I need more NOW
How do the kids get the stuff out!
My turn to get the food… oh wait i’m out of change!
I wonder what this button does?
I have only seen this in the movies….
Why won’t this thing turn. Now I got it.
give me some food!!!!!
If only I had opposable thumbs….And a quarter.
The humans haven’t come in a while, so the goats are desperate
I am just a regular human getting some food… oh wait I’m a bunny… Hopporine Hop.. Oh no. I just forgot. I’m a goat.
They’ll still love me, right? Even if I forgot my quarter?
Hay we all need a little snack
Uh… Dude that is out of order…………………
GIMME!
cmon give me my quarter back
Aha! Animal triumphs over machine! Wait-Why won’t this turn?!
I would like some fries with that.
If they won’t feed me I’ll feed myself!
Now just push this button………………..
Don’t worry folks just doing some pressing goat business.
Why won’t this thing turn….? i just want a hoof full.
Nothing better than some dispensed goat feed. Wait,come on I forgot my quarters!!
cool G
Haha lol
“Time to feed the humans, little Joey!”
I am so sick of trying this every day!
Yummy!!! FREE Seeds! What!? There out?
the people won’t give me money so I will go ram someone>D
I want some food now please machine or I will kick you down
fail
No more being dependent on humans, time to get the Sustainability merit badge.
I am super hungry machine give me food.
it’s monday
gimme some of this stuff that appears to be food!!!!!
i’m an optimist, The machine is half-full!!!
I know someone left a quarter in here somewhere
give me food I’m starving
should I be doing this?
OK, the zookeepers aren’t looking. Time for a snack.
It’s times like these I wish I had thumbs.
It’s time like these I wish I had thumbs.
um…farmer brown? i’mlost
I WANT FOOD RIGHT NOW!!! WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!?
Oooooooooh, this is going to taste good………wait, how do I get it out?
Gotta ask Mommy for some money again…
“Put in quarters they said.” “You will Get food they said.”
I’m sure they won’t notice if I give it a little jiggle…..
Dang engineers… How’s a goat supposed to get a meal around here, if these machines require thumbs?
yes!where are the chips?………………..
But but…..I don’t have 50 cents
I may be a goat but since this this isn’t working i think I’m gonna ram this
Darn human machines! Human I demand money, you are my prisoner! HA HA HA!
If a human don’t gimme food, then I’ll just get it myself!!! >D
The new GQ… Goat quarters!
If this is the way the humans I can do it to.
Don’t mind if I do!
my plan is almost complete!
my plan is almost complete!!!!
I won’t turn the wheel until the staring contest with the camera is over.
if i could only find a quarter then we would be somewhere
hey guys I found this crazy machine and there is food inside
gimme some chow ya humans
One quarter… Two quarters… Dang! Am I out of money already?
GIMME FOOD !!! GIMME FOOD !GIMME FOOD NOW !!
Food!, Awesome!!! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
Hmmm, this isn’t working, but that glass looks like it is breakable…
The humans didn’t buy it for me so now I must find some quarters!
I’m so close to feading the goats o…
They still have’t found out it’s broken!
Did I just get a rip off?
not so fancy for a restaurant, but hey thats life for us goats..
Gumball Machines For Goats!
Goats: we need opposable thumbs you say? Right…we’ll let you believe that.
Does anyone here know how to work tho thing?
Welcome fellow goats to instant wealth 101,to get rich,press down on the coin return button, and reap your reward!!
who said putting a cut up can will not pass for quarters
I… I.. got it
one step closer to overthrowing the humans
This was a hard day. I need a snack from the vending machine
Now how did that wizard get his box of magic to spurt grain…..
why you no work thingey!
Good thing I had some change in the glovebox.
I think the goat is stealing food.
fist you put the Quarter in the slot and then turn the knob and you get the and you get the food then you give it to ME!
I WANT FOOD NOW!
I’m HUNGRY humans! Don’t just stand there! Give me a hand!
Darn it! I don’t have thumbs!
“YO, DAVE, YOU IN THERE. I’m hungry, I want to get to the garden before the merit badge class get’s there.”
So…. Where are you supposed to put the money?
20 years and I still havent figured this out!
I don’t want to use my horns…
Jeff, the vending machine says no tipping.
mom can I get a gumball?
“You may.”
I hate food boxes.
I can’t get my food and I paid!
50 cents for 1 piece of feed… seems legit.
oops I broke it…
My hoove is not working. I guess I shove my horn there and it will work!
Need…Gumball…now…
Dang it! all out of quarters!
You didn’t see nuthin’
If a human can do it, so can I !!!!!
Let me in! I don’t want to be left out!
got grain?
You put your left hoove out and….get some free food? Awesome!
The farmer’s on vacation… how do I work this thing?
i think that the humans have invented a clone machine for my endangered species
tripwireLOL
where’s the beef jerky in here?
Oops forgot my change.
It says animal feed 1 buck. Thats me but nothings coming out. I think this machine is broken.
If I don’t mind, I sure will!
The humans make this look so easy….
LET ME IN!!!!!
LET ME IN!!!!!
Whoo! Better take a break. Oh! A lunch box!
So when does the zoo manager take his daily walk?
Some opposable thumbs would come in handy right now…
MMM!!! Tasty vending machine.
Hmm… Maybe if i
where’s the candy???????????
If I turn it, They will come
Movable thumbs would be really helpful right now… but not as much as a big pile of quarters!
Zoo Keeper this thing is broken
Hey guys, we don’t have to wait on those zookeepers anymore!
m&ms yum i cant wait to have one
Man,give me my change back!!!!
must…keep…trying…to…get…in…
wait mom, i left some candy in here!
Any one got a can opener?!
NEED FOOD NOW!
Houston, do I have a go for food?
These humans think they are so smart. Almost there…
I love this machine.
My mom and her lunchboxes.
I finished my hike! I want my reward.
Mommy do you have a quarter? I want a gumball.
Those humans and thier opposable thumbs! Ill get my feed somehow.
I need some corn for my human trap. Just one more turn…
Where are one of those dollar to quarter machines when you need one!?
If I twist this just right…
haaaaaaandy maaaandy this is broken!!!!!
Twist the handle… What it’s not working. I guess goats need quarters to.
The goat got hungry before lunch
What was the combo again?
The machine ate my 50 cents, so how do I work this thing?
It’s peting zoo time goats get some change and lets go.
Now, where did I put that quarter?
I don’t understand why this is so hard to dispense…..
Mom, can I feed the humans?
I will never surrender! NEVER!!!
REVENGE!!! Give me back my quarter!
Anybody got a spare quarter?
What is this evil device?
I swear I ordered that surgeon to give me hands
now where that family that going to come and help me
Oh ranger could you help me with this cause my hoofs aren’t cutting it
Lord please bless this food I am about to eat……. now please give me a blessed quarter!!!!!!!
Well, since they won’t feed me, I guess I’ll just have to feed myself! “Hey you, can you lend me some change?”
thank you prehensile tongue!
just keep turning, just keep turning, just keep turning….
uh oh! here comes the zoo keeper
Don’t mind me. Just doing some pressing goat business.
Now, just one more turn and there’ll be birthday grain for everyone…
“Don’t mind me, just doing pressing goat business.”
Time to ram it.
lunch time. The lunch box is unbreakable.
I lost some change help.
now I got food for the human zoo
where’s my quarter I need money to feed the humans
if i eat this will the humans be sad
Oh boy, a vending machine!!!!!!!!
dude i didn’t know a quarter was fir this
Boy! Would opposable thumbs come in handy about now.
Please Please Please… I’ll give you a penny
SCORE!! MOM it works!
Please be nice to this little goat seed machine.
No Way! It works!
YES!!! A quarter!
It might not work for free on humans, but it could possibly work for a goat.
They are learning! D:
Where’s my quarter?!? Where’s my quarter?!?
pant pant need food now
HEY MOM CAN I HAVE SOME???!!!
I ate all my quarters . Can I have more?
Now just to turn this nob.
Just a little futher, just a littttttttttle further!
almost got it!
I put my 50 cents in
Awww… The machine ate my quarter.
Maaaamy do you have quarter?
Where can I get some opposable thumbs?
mom can i feed the humans
did anybody leave a quarter?