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  1. DonkeyBoi // June 3, 2024 at 4:01 pm // Reply

    say feller
    Wanna buy some grain

  2. DonkeyBoi // June 3, 2024 at 3:50 pm // Reply

    Say feller, you don’t happen to have any Ultra-Jump Boots, do you?

  3. must crush this fence

  4. your grass is greener than mine!!!

  5. shrek its me donkey your best friend so help!

  6. qwerty squirter // December 16, 2016 at 2:45 pm // Reply

    “Smile. No, for real.” “This is my REAL smile”

  7. TravelByTrain // November 26, 2016 at 11:58 am // Reply

    Open the gate.

  8. punnnypocolypse // November 3, 2016 at 10:26 am // Reply

    hello from the other side

  9. A biography of Pedro’s life

  10. #1StarWarsFan // October 19, 2016 at 3:31 pm // Reply

    Vote for Pedro!

  11. Crazy_Cat_King // June 5, 2016 at 5:09 pm // Reply

    *Chuckle*-And then I said to her, no YOU eat the rotten apple*chuckle, chuckle*

  12. Help! Chupacabra is after me!

  13. Shrek, help your buddy please!

  14. I WILL BITE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Here, we see the wild don- AHHHHHH!!!! HE BIT MY PINKY!!!

  16. Shrek, i have halitosis

  17. Your teeth look gross donkey

  18. help!!!!!! Anyone please help.

  19. If you don’t give me what I want, I will spit in your eye!!!

  20. Frankly stein // October 26, 2013 at 7:02 am // Reply

    Hi! I am Pedro’s Mutant Cousin.

  21. Hey babe wanna go on a date

  22. ah comon i need a hug

  23. gmod look it up // May 19, 2013 at 1:44 pm // Reply

    PEDRO you don’t have to yell

  24. doggy doodoo // April 26, 2013 at 7:03 pm // Reply

    I asked for decaff tnis Isn’t decaff.

  25. how do my teeth look?!

  26. Anonymous // May 20, 2012 at 4:08 pm // Reply

    Hey look! Pedro is back! cue bubble machine!

  27. I am darth Pedro, I am going to kill you with my bad breath. Wah, ha, ha, ha!

  28. I am darth Pedro,

  29. I love old Westerns(aka The Cowgirl) // January 16, 2012 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    Home, home on the range…

  30. Is this a camera because I’m already smiling.

  31. Hey you. If you help me bust out of this joint I’ll give you 50 bucks.

  32. What Pedro does when he’s bored.

  33. PEDRO YOUR BREATH IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  34. crazydude // May 19, 2011 at 4:28 pm // Reply

    i want to sing my ABC’s.A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. now…I WANT A BOY’S LIFE MAGAZINE!!!…chomp…here.

  35. can I spit on you?

  36. Hike,Camp,Have fun // April 14, 2011 at 1:02 pm // Reply

    Finally you came!!

  37. im pedros evil couison ordep!ha ha ha

  38. master chief // March 29, 2011 at 7:34 pm // Reply

    hey couson pedro

  39. master chief // March 29, 2011 at 7:33 pm // Reply

    meow

  40. Let me out Pedro!!!!!

  41. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    That’s SO funny i could die!!!!

  42. Im pedros cousin tredo

  43. You said i could meet Pedro !

  44. Smile and say CHEESE!!!

  45. Hey! i Need to get out of here to watch Phineas And Ferb

  46. do i have donkey breath???

  47. does my breath smell bad?

  48. I just ate the number off of Pedro’s sweater. Good luck trying to win that contest!

  49. Is there something in my teeth?

  50. A donkey walked into a bar …

  51. Anonomous Person // January 23, 2011 at 1:03 pm // Reply

    MY CARROT.

  52. DaffyDopey452 // January 16, 2011 at 3:42 pm // Reply

    Get that camera outta my face!

  53. theese bars are not exactly real, if I wanted to I could beat you up!!!

  54. Immacoolperson // January 1, 2011 at 9:34 am // Reply

    WAIT IM NOT DONE WITH THAT CARROT!!!! Dang it he left! K FINE ILL WAIT TILL TOMMOROW! Geez People these days.

  55. hahaha you horses look funny

  56. I FORGOT TO BRUSH MY TEETH OMG

  57. Oh noes, where did Pedro go?

  58. WARNING! SMELL MAY BE DEADLY

  59. getmeouttahere!

  60. GO CART DEVY // October 23, 2010 at 8:40 am // Reply

    Hey Pedro , whers my alfalfa shake ?

  61. Hey, Hey! Put the camera down, I have a bad hair day!

  62. Can I be in the next Shrek movie?

  63. 2ndclassart // July 15, 2010 at 5:51 pm // Reply

    HAHAHAHA TELL ME THAT AGAIN

  64. Im Pedros long lost brother

  65. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

  66. Breeze103 // July 4, 2010 at 4:15 pm // Reply

    See! I told you I need braces!

  67. hey, have you seen my friend pedro?i’m meeting him at the canteena

  68. AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THIS FIELD!!??????

  69. Easybreezy // June 26, 2010 at 7:30 pm // Reply

    BACK OFF CHEDDER FACE

  70. hey, it’s vince with shamwow…

  71. My contract says that you must brush my teeth. And don’t stop until they sparkle! This might take a while.

  72. starwars208 // June 19, 2010 at 7:11 am // Reply

    Who’s laughing now? HE HAW. HE HAW HE HAW

  73. Don’t leave me cameraman, come back!

  74. Hey you! Give me a copy of Boy’s Life. I wanna see my idol Pedro.

  75. houstonmustang // May 30, 2010 at 5:05 pm // Reply

    Hey Pedro,stop trying to scare us with your teeth!!

  76. 1 chin-up 2chin-up 3 chin-up man am I tired

  77. indeed i need 2 go to the dentist

  78. Pedro’s Best Friend

  79. So how does it look, dentist?

  80. Two words: Breath Mint.

  81. Now put down the camera and give me some oats.

  82. get up and go // March 31, 2010 at 7:19 pm // Reply

    Yeah, having hooves and all, it’s kinda hard too brush ones teeth

  83. JAILBREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  84. i’m…choking…

  85. hey buddy listen to me, im pedro, no don’t run away it’s realy me, ordep stole my tacos and my purple sweater

  86. Who wants some waffles!

  87. Is that a carrot?

  88. OH NO! What happened to my back legs? If it weren’t for this fence holding me up, well, I’D FALL DOWN!

  89. No! No! !Please no!Not the camra!ahhhhh!Oh you’re done. Ok.:)

  90. billythekid // March 2, 2010 at 4:37 pm // Reply

    Hey you!! give me that sanwich!

  91. AHH! I’M STUCK!!!

  92. HAY NO PICS!!!!

  93. Hi! My name is Pedro. Have you seen my brother,Ordep?

  94. master cheif // January 28, 2010 at 5:59 pm // Reply

    vampire….. need ….. blood……. now

  95. HEY!!! GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!!

  96. PSSSSST! Let me tell you a secret….

  97. Please release me, let me go.

  98. Can you get this lettuce out of my teeth?

  99. yoodle!yoodle!

  100. Billy Bob Joe // December 19, 2009 at 4:15 pm // Reply

    Look, I’m buteaful!!!

  101. naaaaaaaarly dude!

  102. mom have you seen my boyslife

  103. hey wait up shreke

  104. where’s my tooth brush!!!

  105. do I have cavities?

  106. CHEESE!!!!!

  107. Mom! Danny stole my Boys Life!!

  108. come on don’t go,what is it is there something in my teeth

  109. Nooba go home // November 25, 2009 at 5:11 pm // Reply

    Shrek’s here but where’s dragon?

  110. LOOK! I’M 3D!

  111. come on ive been eating hay give me youre doughnut

  112. BAAAAA, WAIT THAT’S THE SHEEP’S LINE!! HE’S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY.

  113. Get me outa’ here!

  114. I’m going to bite you guys!

  115. how do I look? I just got my ears done!

  116. “But i AM smiling for the camera!”

  117. Hey,wait for me Shrek

  118. here’s Pedro!

  119. if this fence weren’t here boy i’d chomp you to pieces

  120. “You need to use some tick tacks or something cause your breath stinks!

  121. Do you want the rest of that cup?

  122. This is my nickname! // September 30, 2009 at 2:59 pm // Reply

    Hey! Hey! Hey you! Can you get me outta here? Or at least gimme some food? Please!!!

  123. Ok. Do I, or do I not need a breath mint. Answer Me!

  124. my teeth are pretty right? I mean come on ,look at my cute face.

  125. Do I have something in my teeth?

  126. “Why hey. It’s for horses. I want tacos, borritos, and alfalfa milkshakes!”

  127. “Pass me another alfalfa milkshake!”

  128. mommy my teeth is clean

  129. no cameras please

  130. Hey Shrek,
    Cmon man, let me outta here!

  131. Twenty seconds after this pic was taken, Darth Fence cut off Donkey-Wan Kenobi’s head.

  132. Give me liberty or give me death! Quickly, Im already choking myself!

  133. wheres my alfalfa milkshake!

  134. See!!! I am pretty!

  135. Hey! You got an apple for me!?

  136. Dr. Awsome // July 30, 2009 at 5:44 pm // Reply

    PEDRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRUSH MY TEETH!!!!!!

  137. Ha that’s a good one! I hadn’t heard that

  138. Hey Pedro, whats this fence doing here!

  139. The Tster 97 // July 7, 2009 at 5:07 pm // Reply

    Hey frank get me a large burger remember beef not donkey.

  140. Prairie Pasture 590 // June 25, 2009 at 5:28 pm // Reply

    Could someone please tell me what times my favorite television show “Hee Haw” will be broadcast this week?

  141. Treeckoman // June 16, 2009 at 12:00 pm // Reply

    HEY BOB! WHEN YOUR AT WENDYS! GIVE ME A FROSTY OK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  142. Let me out of here I want to graze on some grass.

  143. Cheeseboybjb // May 27, 2009 at 4:06 pm // Reply

    Hey farmer,can i use your tooth brush?Mine is being digested!

  144. anybody know where the dentist is?

  145. your hat looks tasty

  146. Artie the smartie games // April 29, 2009 at 8:23 pm // Reply

    ROAR!PREPARE TO BE EATEN!

  147. grassruler888 // April 25, 2009 at 12:12 pm // Reply

    So, how da my teeth look? Are they shiny?

  148. booyaman44 // April 19, 2009 at 8:05 pm // Reply

    THE FARMERS COMIN!! THE FARMERS COMIN!! HURRY UP AND PICK THE DARN LOCK!!!!

  149. why did you have to put me in the stockades??? It’s not my fault!

  150. Hey, look who’s talkin’ here!

  151. Scout for life // April 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm // Reply

    The names dro, Pedro

  152. LET MEEE OOUUT!!!!!!!

  153. CoolioMcCoolio // March 23, 2009 at 5:12 pm // Reply

    FOOD! NOW!

  154. Scout for life // March 17, 2009 at 8:01 am // Reply

    Hey, yeah you. Have you met my cousin his name is Pedro.

  155. Hay! What are you looking at?

  156. hey buddie hey you yea you com here……i need you to pick the lock for me cause i don’t have thumbs

  157. LOOK WHO’S LAUGHING NOW!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  158. I am choking!!!!!!!!! somebody do CPR!!!!

  159. Donkay Stop singing!

  160. Hey you, yeah you,can you get me outta this,uh hu,yeah,i’m stuck.(please)

  161. can I close my mouth now!

  162. do my teeth look prety

  163. I need my personal space here!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  164. give me that alfalfa milkshake.

  165. “Hey, good-lookin’! Wanna hang with lil’ ol’ Jose for a while?”

  166. Dude! you are right there! let me out

  167. extremeworlddominator // November 7, 2008 at 9:46 pm // Reply

    autograph? Shucks,………

    Uh you got a pen?

  168. do u know my cuz pedro?

  169. OOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEE!!!! Who put that fence there?!?

  170. Hey you! Do you mind to share that bag of popcorn?

  171. Who are you voting for? Obama or McCain?

  172. can i have some popcorn

  173. you guys are just wishing that your smile was as good as mine!

  174. it looks like a mutated pedro…………… BRUSH YOUR TEETH MAN!!!!!!!!!!……………….. EVEN THO I DO LOVE YOUR GAME SWAMP KING OR WHAT EVER……..

  175. Is there a dentist in the barnyard!

  176. Help! There holding me here. Help!

  177. Brush your teeth, man! Come on down to Bobs!!

  178. sir are my theeth black.

  179. get up and go // October 4, 2008 at 4:58 pm // Reply

    Hay I mean Hey there BL fans! I’m pedro! Want to see my teeth?

  180. GET THIS CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  181. Oh look, its the paparrazi

  182. PARKNIGHT Pack 150 // September 27, 2008 at 7:02 pm // Reply

    NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!!!!!!

  183. I’m not pedro. I’m beaver boy.

  184. hey there wilbur!

  185. slap into a slimjim

  186. wow! breath mints!

  187. Can you help me, I can’t get my food!

  188. Boss! Have you seen my alfalfa?!

  189. say cheese

  190. Hey, come back and get me off this.

  191. Hey! cousin pedro!

  192. i told you i could do a pull up

  193. Is it gone?

  194. Did I get it?

  195. HELLO JEWLY

  196. gryphondrake // August 5, 2008 at 4:35 pm // Reply

    Ummm, anyone? Some more of them treatzers over here please?

  197. (Boss) Pedro! what’s your alfafa milkshake doing in my office?

    (Pedro) Yeahh about that…

  198. stalechip08 // July 5, 2008 at 4:09 pm // Reply

    Liberty or DEATH!!!

  199. Shirogane the Shadow // June 24, 2008 at 6:26 pm // Reply

    *burp! Can i have some more grass, carrorts, something?

  200. Indianajones // June 17, 2008 at 6:43 pm // Reply

    You better not put this picture on the front page or I’ll SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  201. Indianajones // June 17, 2008 at 6:40 pm // Reply

    Pedro’s first press confrence

  202. im going on a date how do my teeth look

  203. Imaso Fatt XD // June 8, 2008 at 4:20 pm // Reply

    Hey! Farmer Brown!! Hey!! What about my carrots!! Farmer brown!!!! *Sigh*

  204. If you throw another peanut at me I’ll breathe on you, and I haven’t brushed my teeth in………..EVER!!!!!!!!!!

  205. That tasted bad.

  206. I’m…choking… oh I was wondering where that fur ball was.

  207. help!!!

  208. Don’t make me bite you.

  209. Quit staring at ma teeth… Sigh but i guess they are attractive.

  210. the coolest kid on Earth // June 2, 2008 at 5:14 pm // Reply

    ”Am I beautiful or what ?!”

  211. KING5*5*5 // June 2, 2008 at 4:15 pm // Reply

    What did you say ’bout my mama?!?

  212. what’cha lookin at?

  213. dooooooooog // May 27, 2008 at 7:58 pm // Reply

    see i told you i don’t have to go to the dentist

  214. where’s shrek with princess fiona

  215. Rio Grand Kid // May 17, 2008 at 7:07 pm // Reply

    I need aanother dentist appointment. I only had one a day ago.

  216. WAITER!

  217. That was funny, but the donkey took the joke too far!

  218. if you got a brain vote mcain // May 6, 2008 at 6:14 am // Reply

    my hair is frozen 2 this gate

  219. Hey Ma!! Look, it’s me!!!

  220. you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray!!!!

  221. dragon lady // April 30, 2008 at 1:22 pm // Reply

    Hey pedro why not let me out to help whith the mailbag, mom*s driving me nuts keeping me in here helppppppp your brother brown back

  222. Look!, a car! 🙂

  223. hey it’s the ice cream truck!!

  224. “I went to the dentist this morning!”

  225. is there something in my teeth?

  226. uh…mom.i am not a prisinor

  227. Can I please have some more corn please please please?

  228. There is no chocolate on my teeth, I did not eat your candy bar!

  229. “*Snort* You’re such a *Snort* nerd. Just *Snort* look at those *Snort* teeth.”

  230. THANK YOU THANK YOU, I KNOW I’M BEAUTIFUL!!! SO GET OUT YOU’RE NOT WORTHY OF MY BEAUTIFULNESS!!!

  231. “Mom, can I have dinner yet?”

  232. Hay I mean Hey Pedro if you let me out I’ll do your job.

  233. HEY BOSS DON’T LISSEN TO HIM,THAT’S ORDEP! HEY COME BACK I’M THE MAIL BURRO!

  234. burp!!!!! Excuse me guys. Indigestion. Pepto bismal anyone?

  235. You will all bow to me!!! I wi… Hey who turned the radio off?

  236. Get me to the office before the boss freaks out!!!

  237. Do I have some chocolate on my lip.

  238. I bet you want to know why im in your face, I dont know i just like making you mad

  239. I have a very seriouse condition i can’t stop being in your face

  240. hm… why didn’t they hire me to go on shrek im such a better donkey then the one in the movie. i hate hollywood!!!

  241. But ma, all my friends wanted me to do it.

  242. Jilk The Fairymule // January 20, 2008 at 12:33 pm // Reply

    Stop hurting my friend Donkeyboy!

  243. Im ready for my teeth to be brushed!

  244. this wqas not in the contract

  245. Smokey The Bear // December 30, 2007 at 6:10 pm // Reply

    This is for you Pedro

  246. Swordsman 999 // December 5, 2007 at 3:59 pm // Reply

    So, Mr. Dentist, how does it look??? I dont have a cavity in my teeth??? But I know I have some lettuce there. . . . . . .

  247. Man Am i tired

  248. i like stuf... // November 29, 2007 at 7:05 pm // Reply

    smart and handsome ain’t I?

  249. Take me to your dentist!

  250. Why didn’t I get hired in Shrek?

  251. HELPPPPPPP!!!!! Joe fed me oats!!!

  252. im choking!! help me!! some cookies will help!!!

  253. someones a honky donky

  254. Dairy Fairy361 // November 16, 2007 at 9:04 pm // Reply

    password please!

  255. Go away!!! Can’t you see I’m busy with these letters sent to Hitchin’ Rack!

  256. what do you mean he’s wilbur… i’m willlburrr.

  257. Hi mom!!

  258. THIS is what i mean about saying I NEED MOUTHWASH!

  259. I don’t bite

  260. Pedro,Help!

  261. farmer brown here come the girl scouts!!!

  262. what do you mean? no coffee!

  263. Ahhh!I’ts hedious.

  264. let me out i”m to small to go to jail

  265. Hey what are you looking at?

  266. akkk,hairball!!

  267. tractor king // October 2, 2007 at 5:16 pm // Reply

    and i have more hay in the barns if you vote for my and more oats at lunch…..

  268. stop disturbing me, I’m dirnking my alfalfa milkshake.

  269. Mr.Brown let me out of this thing your not a good farmer at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  270. oink oink!!

  271. stooooop laughinggggg!

  272. stooooooop starrrrrrrrrring!

  273. I am a doneky. I Have Donkey KONG video games. Weird, no?

  274. CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  275. “Yea i’m a donkey, u got a problem with that?”

  276. Don’t Fence Me In

  277. Hatika Omishio // September 21, 2007 at 5:22 pm // Reply

    Oh common give me a bite of that there cookie = Þ

  278. act pretty…act graceful…smiling gets you noticed…

  279. Joe9876543210 // September 20, 2007 at 9:36 am // Reply

    o, hey!! i was at the dentist yesterday, they said my teeth looked horrible, Isn’t

    that just great!! ive always wanted to have bad teeth. hey, are you still there, franky!!

    man, i grosed him out.

  280. hey what the heck!!! feed meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  281. aw man, he got my bad side!

  282. arg! Ill bite u!ARG!!!

  283. I hate the dentist! my teeth are good for the last time!

  284. sargent bedford // September 15, 2007 at 5:01 pm // Reply

    pedros says be happy he wants his teeth brushed

  285. sargent bedford // September 15, 2007 at 4:56 pm // Reply

    pedro looks smily today

  286. hey u pedro can i be hired for your magazine please.i will be your assistant for your comics.

  287. HEY!!!!! FEED ME!!!!!!! I’M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HEAR?????!!!!!!!!!

  288. FEED ME! Please!

  289. YEAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!

  290. mom Pedro ran away again!!!!

  291. For the bazillionth time, I AM NOT RELATED to the Purple, sweater-wearing, mail-bearing, hay-munching, joke-telling, boss-kissing, burrow you all keep asking me about!!!

  292. Hey, is that Camera thing made out of hay? Lets find out…

  293. Oh, fine it was me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  294. Sup homies

  295. hey!whered that fence come from?!

  296. what is it now?

  297. get away from my

  298. Waufels,waufels whare are waufels at

  299. hey, are my teeth dirty? if they are, brush them please.

  300. the sun is flashing in my eyes. farmer,can i go away now?

  301. am i a donkey talking here?

  302. ow.that gate is stabbing my chin

  303. hey am i funny so i can be on SHREK 4?

  304. ahhh its a pig rolling in dirt ahhhhhh run away !!

  305. I love lugia // September 4, 2007 at 6:53 pm // Reply

    Let’s go dancing.Do you like my teeth?

  306. iloveferaligatr // September 4, 2007 at 6:51 pm // Reply

    “Well, I want to know, when is the soccer game?” The donkey said.

  307. see that tooth is loose!!!!!!

  308. Gosh why’d that rooster go on vacation now I have to wake up the farmer!

  309. Ready for my close up!

  310. I get nervous in front of a camera so I’m practicing my smile for school picture day

  311. Orthodontist?

  312. stormtrooper75 // August 31, 2007 at 10:54 am // Reply

    are you gonna finish your cake?

  313. like my teeth ???? 🙂

  314. hey,guyz whatz goin’ on? i like to play soccer too!

  315. Do you think this is my good side?

  316. Errrrrrrrrrrr!!!! I got to get out of here!!!!!!

  317. Yawn…

    I’m bored. When will my Boy’s Life come?

  318. Heres Pedro the Mail burro for real!

  319. BURP!!!!!!!!!

  320. Smile for the camera!! “CHEEEEEZZE!!”

  321. All right!!!!!!!! Who’s the wise guy that put this volly ball net in MY FIELD?!?!!

  322. I’M INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  323. i’ve been standing like this for three hours JUST TAKE THE PICTURE ALREADY!!!

  324. If you see Pedro tell him I said “Hi!”

  325. now im tall enough to get on the horse rides!

  326. how do i get out

  327. heha !

  328. bobdabuilda // August 23, 2007 at 1:39 pm // Reply

    Still workin’ on that ‘What up, Doc?’ thing. How does that wabbit do it?

  329. ha ha your in a cage!!

  330. La La Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

  331. your so funny

  332. ATTACK OF THE RABID DONKEY! WELL, at least he brushes his teeth

  333. This guy keeps staring at me and it’s making me angry!!!

  334. This guy keeps staring at me!!! Get him away!!!

  335. Hey Doc! How’s about these perilly whites?

  336. How do my teeth look? I just brush and flossed just like my hygienist told me too.

  337. Hey.. Hey dude, do you think my breath smells like spearmint.. or hay?

  338. Get the camera out of my face please. I wunt to read my new Boy’s Life Magazine.

  339. Just my luck! I get braces and the fence gets a magnet! Somebody help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  340. moma mea!!

  341. cough cough i got a hoarse throught

  342. BOSS : Pedro! Go to the dentist or you can’t work here anymore!

    PEDRO : My teeth can’t be that bad. Can they? (Pedro shows teeth and boss faints)

  343. ACKI’M CHOKING SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  344. hey you yeah you let me out of this pen!

  345. pengwin 231098 // August 14, 2007 at 3:03 pm // Reply

    YO PEDRO…IM ORDIPS MONSTER OF THE EVIL YELLOW TEETH

  346. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr get that ugly camra out of my face go away now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  347. Cheese! I mean… CARROTS!

  348. hey did you just call me droll monster!!!!!!!!!!

  349. HI MOM!!!

  350. mom, is the dentist going to drill my tooth down?

  351. Hey, Shrek let me out of here! Can`t you see I`m pinned up? Shrek? SHREK!

  352. Arachnaphobia // August 8, 2007 at 8:43 pm // Reply

    Take the picture already!!!!

  353. Pedro man :) // August 8, 2007 at 8:22 pm // Reply

    Give me another alfalfa milkshake please.

  354. O my gosh! Now I know why my mom wants me to brush my teeth!

  355. This is the story of our awsome Pedro THE MAIL BURRO!!!!

  356. I bet when they took that picture, I bet it took only 5 seconds for all those scouts to laugh at ME!

  357. HeyLeave me alone!Can’t you see I’m trying to eat your camera so I can have a little privacy here.

  358. check out my grillz

  359. you need to make an apointment with the dentist majorly!!!!!

  360. Are you guys going to put me on a baseball card?

  361. runescaperules // August 6, 2007 at 10:58 pm // Reply

    hehehehehehhe i have a cool little tuft of hair on my head…hehehe

  362. runescaperules // August 6, 2007 at 10:57 pm // Reply

    CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  363. runescaperules // August 6, 2007 at 10:57 pm // Reply

    moo?

  364. who’re you look’en at!?!

  365. Hey Pedro thats my cookie!

  366. ha ha. Funy joke.

  367. let me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  368. Man! This donkey’s breath smells!

  369. mama im comin home

  370. jumpinjokester // August 5, 2007 at 7:36 pm // Reply

    Pedro began to get annoyed with his dentist when she started taking embarassing pictures of him during his check-ups.

  371. maybe if i yell loud enough they will move the camera

  372. My cousin Pedro sent me a letter? YAHOO!!!

  373. You haven’t fed me in 3 days!!! I’M HUNGRY!!!

  374. uodfjmnidf // August 5, 2007 at 1:17 pm // Reply

    Onion rings!!

  375. bowchickabowwow // August 4, 2007 at 11:15 pm // Reply

    If you give me that carrot, maybe you will have enough fingers to play the piano still

  376. Handsome redhead // August 4, 2007 at 2:07 pm // Reply

    Get that camera out of my face!

  377. WalksWithMoose // August 4, 2007 at 1:11 pm // Reply

    If I hear ONE word about Old MacDonald and his Farm, I’ll trample you!

  378. Yum! You know fingers aren’t that bad at a point of starvation.

  379. eeeeewwwwwww spinach again uuuuccchhhh or salad can’t i get a tumble weed taco and alfalfa milkshake?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  380. Is there anything in my teeth?

  381. Where’s Pedro? Ordep made my face look like this!

  382. YUCK! I hate it when snails are in the grass when i eat it.

  383. Ospareme,please! // August 3, 2007 at 9:42 am // Reply

    Will YOU Brush my teeth (they’re really yellow)?

  384. Tina, Come get some ham!

  385. donkey, tell shrek I said hi!

  386. HEY YO, WHAT’S MY NAME???

  387. Penguin Lover // August 2, 2007 at 4:33 pm // Reply

    QUICK! Help me get out of this place! I’ve been acting all cute and nice for far too long. I’m leaving! Smash open this fence please, and a burger while you’re at it. HURRY UP!!!!!!

  388. O.K.,mom,I’m smiling for the camera!

  389. HEY GET BACK HERE WITH MY CARROTS

  390. COME ON!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT!!!! JUST ONE BITE

  391. gimme that hotdog

  392. Ithe007fan // August 1, 2007 at 8:32 pm // Reply

    PLEASE! Can I have that alfalfa ice cream now?

  393. Whaddaya mean were outta hay?

  394. Donkey: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

    Cow: Oi, you!

    Donkey: sorry, just trying it on.

  395. I WANT SOME HAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  396. nerdkid2007 // August 1, 2007 at 3:40 pm // Reply

    How’re my molars, Doc?

  397. RUN IT HAS MAD DONKEY DISEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  398. Cheese!

  399. Urp! That tumbleweed taco sure was good!

  400. RRRROOOAAARRRR I’m the King of the Jungle!

  401. are you sure my breath smells bad?

  402. Hay! give me my cookie back.

  403. tombrader0956 // July 31, 2007 at 2:28 pm // Reply

    Hello, my name is Mr. Ned. Mr. Ed is one of my cousins.

  404. OW! I wish I’d seen that bar coming!

  405. “Please just take the picture, I can’t smile much longer…

  406. “You know your not as pretty in person!”……………………………. ” wait will you take me out for a ride if I took that back?”

  407. Quick, somebody call a dentist!

  408. eragoniscool // July 30, 2007 at 5:26 pm // Reply

    You’re SURE there’s nothing in my teeth?

  409. yawn,time for my daily nap.

  410. Mister Ed? Hah! I’m the real deal. He was just faking it.

  411. Hey! Look at me I’m prettier than you

  412. haha you look funny

  413. Hey! Why the long face?!

  414. bbbuuurrrppp!!!!!!!!!!!! ooo don’t remember eating that

  415. What????? they don’t serve yard service HERE???????

  416. no boss that wasent me typeing on your keyboard

  417. GIVE ME MORE CARROTS PLEASE MORE CARROTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  418. designer of kindom hearts♥ // July 23, 2007 at 11:44 pm // Reply

    you forgot to brush my teeth!

  419. I’m chokeing!!!!!!!

  420. need more energy!

  421. hey!!!!!!!!!!! don’t look at me i’m changing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  422. Back off!

  423. I’ll cross the line and get you one day!

  424. HELP! HELP! IM HAVEING A BABY! no wait its just gas

  425. like my alfalfa?

  426. shrek!!!!!!……………..yes donkey…..lets make some waffles!

  427. AHHHHHHH!!!!! THAT IS REALLY GOING TO STINK

  428. Hey!!! That camera looks tasty.

  429. St. Derrell // July 19, 2007 at 2:08 pm // Reply

    I have a date tonight. Is there anything in my teeth?

  430. Dialgadude // July 19, 2007 at 12:16 pm // Reply

    Need…More…Tumbleweed Tacos!

  431. ”I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Oh I’d love some ice cream.”

  432. Hey boss. Remember me? I’m PEDRO THE MAIL BURROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  433. TCUquarterback // July 16, 2007 at 9:20 pm // Reply

    Ok doc I’m ready for the root canal

  434. I love these energy drink things!!!!!!!!!!!

  435. Somebody get this gate off my neck ! !

  436. So much for Crest White Stripes.

  437. This pic taken of Donkey after he receives his ‘Boys Life’ magazine! He just loves Pedro’s jokes!

  438. i brush my teeth see!!!!

  439. should i have these polished

  440. 159wadawada // July 15, 2007 at 5:12 pm // Reply

    Ahhhhhhh! My name is Donkey. I am a friend of Shrek the ogre. Somebody cast a spell on me and now I can’t talk aloud to anyone except you. Please help!!!!!

  441. Only animals with shiny teeth like mine can be in these ads.

  442. That Pedro thinks he’s just so cool, so strong, so much better than everyone else. Well, come issue #846572 & 24/367, I will be alfa donkey, and he shall be the one sticking his teeth out for the camera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwuhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  443. I am gonna eat in a Tumbleweed eating contest

  444. the problem // July 15, 2007 at 2:04 pm // Reply

    OK farmer Billy Bob i’m ready to have my teeth brushed

  445. Next time, I do the hiemlech manuver test on you.

  446. here, smell my garlic breath.

  447. ow! someone kicked me…. wait, thats a horse fly…..oh man.

  448. look at me! im growing an afro and getting braces! im gonna look so punked out…

  449. These teeth are fake teeth pedro. Don’t run away.

  450. Get me outta here. Let me guess. You won’t let me out cause I’m a democrat.

  451. Hey get that camera out my face!

  452. Come on Shreck give this anouing talking donkey some love.

  453. 13 yr. old Eagle // July 14, 2007 at 11:05 am // Reply

    Trust me, I feel the same way about you.

  454. snakemaster // July 13, 2007 at 11:35 pm // Reply

    All those Scout fingers are giving me a stomachache!

  455. What? I don’t need braces!

  456. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha me no your the one who has big teeth!

  457. let me out i dont deserve this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  458. YARD SERVICE PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  459. yummy taco // July 12, 2007 at 7:16 pm // Reply

    HEY! You photographer,Take a pic of me! And guess why im grining! I ate 50 tumbleweed tacos!

  460. Hey Boss, why don’t you get someone to shovel out the corral for me, please?

  461. AAAAH! I’m fenced in! Now there’s no eskape from my dentist!

  462. yo i need a tootbrush here. that rabbit is stuck in my teeth .i should never caught him

  463. Napolian! I want my dinner now!

  464. Hey, so you’re a dentist, huh? You think I might need braces?

  465. scoutleader // July 11, 2007 at 9:23 pm // Reply

    and GOD BLESS THE COOK!!!!!!!!

  466. Turtle Man // July 11, 2007 at 5:39 pm // Reply

    ignore that sign over there feed the animals

  467. Hey Pedro, look at me! I’m soooooooooooo pretty!

  468. I’m a magic horse. Let me out and all your wishes will come true. Also give a cheeseburger. No cheese on the cheese on that cheeseburger or won’t be a cheeseburger.

  469. get that magnet out of here!!!!!! You know know I have magnetic teeth

  470. Camping-911 // July 10, 2007 at 9:03 pm // Reply

    Mom, where’s my toothbrush?

  471. drummer1031 // July 10, 2007 at 4:32 pm // Reply

    i love it when all those things on wheels go by, but its funnier when they hit each other

  472. the hunter // July 10, 2007 at 4:12 pm // Reply

    I am working on are surprised fase

  473. Pedro, listen to your mother! Don’t go to work for that magazine! Pedro! Pedro! Are you listneing to me!? (I wish I could get out !) Pedro!!!

  474. toys rock my world // July 10, 2007 at 2:54 pm // Reply

    I got my braces off yesterday!

  475. 2 eyes and ears, a mouth and nose

    Head, shoulder, knees, and toes

    Where’s my toes??

  476. “The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.”

  477. Mr. Ed… Where are you?…

  478. Hey, waiter! Hurry up on that alfalfa!

  479. Luke Skywalker // July 10, 2007 at 12:14 pm // Reply

    I just saw an episode of America’s Funniest Donkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!

  480. I’m a what???

  481. I need to brush my teeth don’t I.I haven’t brushed them in 5 weeks

  482. Sunny_Mela // July 10, 2007 at 9:04 am // Reply

    …and she was like… and i was like, “NO WAY!!!!”

  483. Beasti Man // July 9, 2007 at 8:05 pm // Reply

    Howdy there, my names Mr. Billy Bob, Mr. Ed’s cousin.

  484. nice joke Pedro

  485. Hey you think your funny

  486. what the heck // July 9, 2007 at 10:37 am // Reply

    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I,m suppost to be in shreck 3

  487. what the heck // July 9, 2007 at 10:34 am // Reply

    Do you call this baby teeth? THINK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  488. Uh….wich way did he go george?

  489. spoiled kitty // July 9, 2007 at 9:22 am // Reply

    is she wearin what i think shes wearin???

  490. OverTheRainbow // July 8, 2007 at 10:51 pm // Reply

    And you just HAD to take the picture right after I ate my alfalfa. Some people!!!

    From: OverTheRainbow

  491. Miner Mason // July 8, 2007 at 4:14 pm // Reply

    Ok! I confess, I didn’t brush my teeth the whole time I was at camp.

  492. Look at me I got my teeth cleaned! ouch!, were did this fence come from!

  493. Hey! you, pet me

  494. wat do u mean my breath smells bad i just 8 toxic waste

  495. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DOG FOOD!!

  496. Would you believe that they don’t supply dental here? Now how am I supposed to win that beauty contest?! I guess I’ll have to rely on talent. HEE-HAW!

  497. heres donkey now wheres shrek?

  498. WHAT!!!!!? did you say corn nuts!? oh i loooove those! haned em over!

  499. ♥OverTheRainbow // July 6, 2007 at 9:39 pm // Reply

    Braces work really well, don’t they?

    From ♥OverTheRainbow

    P.S. If you ant to know how to do the heart (♥), just ask.

  500. I Like Pi(e) 2000 // July 6, 2007 at 9:15 pm // Reply

    Just bring the carrot a little bit closer

  501. Lets see… Um… Woof? No that’s not it… Bark? Meow? I give up!

  502. Get away from me!! I bite!

  503. Science Genius // July 6, 2007 at 6:18 pm // Reply

    Please! Even YOU could substitute for a dentist.

  504. twinkle toes // July 6, 2007 at 4:11 pm // Reply

    the dentist says he doesnt operate on animals…so i was wondering if you were willing to do the job?please?

  505. Do i have something in my teeth

  506. Scoutrayman23 // July 6, 2007 at 3:48 pm // Reply

    Hey mom, do you think I should go to the dentist?

  507. shrek’s going to be happy when he sees this!

  508. Watch out! Rabid donkey!

  509. LEXDoomDragon // July 6, 2007 at 10:13 am // Reply

    “Do I have any Alfalfa stuck in my teeth????”

  510. OverTheRainbow // July 5, 2007 at 9:56 pm // Reply

    Pedro on Halloween.

  511. Muka Muka // July 5, 2007 at 9:09 pm // Reply

    Don’t make me eat that camera.

  512. Muka Muka // July 5, 2007 at 9:07 pm // Reply

    Are you done taking the picture yet or what?

  513. yo, homedonkey! Check out my new grillz!!!

  514. awesomeman // July 5, 2007 at 8:32 pm // Reply

    OMG i just got my teeth tooken out and i was asleep who does that farmer think he is

  515. awesomewoman // July 5, 2007 at 8:31 pm // Reply

    hey mom how do my teeth look

  516. awesomeman // July 5, 2007 at 8:26 pm // Reply

    OMG see that i just got my braces tooken off and i was asleep who does that farmer think he is?!!

  517. awesomeman // July 5, 2007 at 8:17 pm // Reply

    Hey Man Im Goin To Hurt You If You Wont Get That Camera Away From Me!!!!!!!!!

  518. representPrescottWI // July 5, 2007 at 7:20 pm // Reply

    hey! are you close enough to see if there is something in my teeth

  519. wach out i bite!!!

  520. HEY DON’T TAKE A PICTURE!! N- (FLASH)

  521. Hey Predro, It’s your cousin Freddy!!!

  522. diamondguy // July 5, 2007 at 4:07 pm // Reply

    Do I have something in my teeth?

  523. HA HA HA! Look at that guy!

  524. DON’T LOOK AT ME! I am doing yoga

  525. tigerwoodsfan97 // July 5, 2007 at 3:02 pm // Reply

    For the last time: That’s the pig food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  526. I just brushed my teeth

  527. PLEASE!!! Give me the candy bar!

  528. Greggster // July 5, 2007 at 9:59 am // Reply

    What’s cookin good lookin? Speggeti and meatballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Woot!!!!!!!!!1

  529. Deep Diver // July 5, 2007 at 6:43 am // Reply

    Food,food, I want food!!!

  530. “IM A DONKEY ON THE EDGE!!!”

  531. Brainstub // July 4, 2007 at 7:14 pm // Reply

    He said smile,but is that good enouf, honey.

  532. HEY YOU WITH THE CAMERA I’AM HUNGRY!

  533. Everybody // July 4, 2007 at 3:53 pm // Reply

    I am soo fit for hollywood, I mean i got the mohawk, the lady’s smile (O ya…), I got the face, the breath, the odor (like Dove Shampoo), the tan, the burnt nose (not my fault, stupid scout campfire…), I mean Paris Hilton (wait no not her…), Adam Sandler! HEre I come!

  534. coolastheycum // July 4, 2007 at 2:28 pm // Reply

    wadd’ya mean I don’t brush my teeth?

  535. Yo, homedonkey! Check out my new grillz!!!

  536. (no nickname) // July 4, 2007 at 12:14 pm // Reply

    That’s what comes of not looking where you’re going when running at full speed!

  537. Hey, look, mom! I just got my braces off yesterday!

  538. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH the person with the hose rrrrruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  539. Agent 706 // July 4, 2007 at 9:47 am // Reply

    I AM smiling!!

  540. missoula boy // July 3, 2007 at 10:32 pm // Reply

    Tina you fat lard get some food!!!

  541. Say Cheese

  542. noahfoss98 // July 3, 2007 at 8:50 pm // Reply

    DID SOMEONE SAY CHESEE?!?!

  543. You let me out I’m a magic mighty black strong fast flying horse.

  544. “I wanna (screech)know

    have(sputter) u ever seen(cough) the rain!?”

  545. Musicalie // July 3, 2007 at 7:02 pm // Reply

    See these pearly whites? Huh?

  546. get me out of here some farmer said im gonna be good use mule racing when im a donkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  547. I really need to see a dentist

  548. Hey, Nice outfit!! HEE HEE

  549. HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY

    No cameras in the club

  550. Hey take one on my good side

  551. fivecents // July 3, 2007 at 4:13 pm // Reply

    After looking into a mirror, Donkey screamed in terror because the cameraman wasn’t kidding, he really was the ugly one.

  552. The President // July 3, 2007 at 4:09 pm // Reply

    Yo, Pedro, if you ever need a stunt double…

  553. If you don’t talk to your kids about plaque, who will?

  554. Pedro! You let me out of here and give me my job back!

  555. hehoonk!!!!! i’m A a?? Hold the phone I thought I was at Pedro’s house insted i’m in a fence

  556. Do I have anything stuck in my teeth?

  557. Mr.OrigamiDude // July 3, 2007 at 12:10 pm // Reply

    See mom, I did brush my teeth!

  558. Carterhp679 // July 3, 2007 at 11:59 am // Reply

    Hey You.

    Yeah, you. With the camera. Lemme outta here, will ya? I wanna see my friend, Pedro. LEMME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  559. Wookieluver // July 3, 2007 at 11:54 am // Reply

    Excuse me. Do I have anything in my teeth?

  560. my dads late 20s

  561. ritchboy max // July 3, 2007 at 5:44 am // Reply

    so this is what having your temperature taken feels like…..YYYYYYEEEEEOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

  562. shrk i thought you were just kidding about the fence thing

  563. flame boy // July 2, 2007 at 8:39 pm // Reply

    get that camera out of my face

  564. twinlight // July 2, 2007 at 8:11 pm // Reply

    “Hey you, Yes you help me over the fence i’m trying to travel to my cousin Pedro’s house. He works for boys life.”

  565. mmmm i dont think that camera man will pester me any more after i bit his hand off, by the way it was good. worlds stupidest animal…. psssha the tortious aint got nothin on me

  566. Hey! I look pretty funny in this fun house mirror!

  567. drommsrawsum // July 2, 2007 at 8:05 pm // Reply

    It’s karioke night at the farm. Do you think I have a chance of winning? I’ve been practicing my routine. I’m gonna sing, “Hit me baby one more time.”

  568. Why can’t people look pretty like me.

  569. SPACEMAN troop 530 // July 2, 2007 at 6:56 pm // Reply

    Hay,camera man.ya you is there something in my teeth because i have a date with my girlfriend!

  570. BOB WHOLIVES WITH HIS MOM // July 2, 2007 at 6:52 pm // Reply

    PEDRO I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  571. golfer90210 // July 2, 2007 at 6:18 pm // Reply

    come on see i dont haveto go to the dentist nice and healthy see

  572. I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to spit in your face.

  573. buzzurkboy // July 2, 2007 at 5:11 pm // Reply

    Is… Is that MEATLOAF in the camera man’s hands?

  574. YEAH!!!!!!!!!! GIMME SOME MORE CANDY KID!!!!!!!!

  575. Bob Frasier // July 2, 2007 at 3:41 pm // Reply

    “Please let me out. I didnt kill Chuck Norris. Please!!!!!”

  576. comedy101 // July 2, 2007 at 3:06 pm // Reply

    Hey! You! Yah You! Helloooooo! Don’t leave me hear with the sheep! They don’t say anything but “baaa”! Look I can speak! Take me with you! Please!

  577. Anonymous // July 2, 2007 at 2:46 pm // Reply

    hey dentist get back hear11

  578. a random jellybean // July 2, 2007 at 2:25 pm // Reply

    Maybe if I keep singing opera, this fence will finally break!!!

    HEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  579. I.M #1 8) // July 2, 2007 at 2:06 pm // Reply

    Hey Shrek! Shrek! Aw come on Shrek!! I wanna kick butt too ya know!!!! Don’t fence me in Shrek PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE? Hey, I just made a joke.

  580. oh boss, about the mail bag

  581. yessir boss

  582. keyblade master // July 2, 2007 at 10:13 am // Reply

    A-a-a-aachoo!

  583. TO HI NO hir is it a fly on my nose.

  584. Can you ride it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  585. How’s the weather over there?

  586. yo_yo king // July 2, 2007 at 8:31 am // Reply

    hey man you like the teeth.arent they perdy

  587. he he he he he he snort

  588. “I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it”

  589. dang, i knew i shouldn’t have eaten all that peanutbutter!

  590. “Come on! Just a bite! I’ll take your hands offa that carrot! You can always get another one! Come on!”

  591. hey i just came from the dentist and he said i can’t help

  592. Come closer, there’s a fly on your nose.

  593. BoyScout47 // July 1, 2007 at 4:48 pm // Reply

    This is what John Kerry looked like when he found out Bush won.Again.

  594. RollT.548BLF // July 1, 2007 at 1:29 pm // Reply

    Does anyone have a toothpick popcorn is really bad.

  595. RollT.548BLF // July 1, 2007 at 1:26 pm // Reply

    AH!! Come on mom just 5 more minutes. I promise ill clean my teeth see.

  596. the_burninator // July 1, 2007 at 11:33 am // Reply

    From birth, Pedro was doomed to be eclipsed by his better-looking and more talented cousin, Churro.

  597. Spider-Man // July 1, 2007 at 11:27 am // Reply

    Aaaaaaaaahhh! I just needed to take a wiz!

  598. Spider-Man // July 1, 2007 at 11:21 am // Reply

    What the hay? I want that new staw!

  599. Ouch! that really hurt! what kind of moron throws his shoe?

  600. randomguy3 // June 30, 2007 at 9:03 pm // Reply

    Hey Napoleon I am ready for dinner

  601. bkmthebrain // June 30, 2007 at 4:40 pm // Reply

    do i have something stuck in my teeth?

  602. astrodog100 // June 30, 2007 at 4:17 pm // Reply

    Aaaah!!!! A photographer! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

  603. MuffinMan11 // June 30, 2007 at 3:36 pm // Reply

    Hmm…If this is the symbol for the democrats in a bad mood,what does the republican symbol look like…Hmm

  604. I can make funny sounds with my teeth do you want to see? Ah come on nowone ever wnts to hear my teeth make nois.

  605. buddyboy93 // June 30, 2007 at 12:52 pm // Reply

    Hey Bub! Can’t you just clean my teeth once in your life?

  606. when shrek came out they built this fence to keep out the fans

  607. Ebil Master // June 29, 2007 at 6:33 pm // Reply

    Yo! Farmer Joe and cow! Get my teeth cleaned here or I’ll get a wippen’ on both of ya!

  608. Hi Mom, I like Philmont, but my Scoutmaster said I had to take a shower and brush my teeth before I came home.

  609. Hey you kids get off my lawn

  610. Hey! No fair! You gave me a wilted carrot!

  611. gimme a hug!

  612. someguywithacomputer // June 29, 2007 at 11:46 am // Reply

    Old Macdonald in ’08!

  613. Howdy neighbor! I just had my teeth cleaned!

  614. Let me out! let me out!! let meeee ooout!!!

  615. Piemongerguy // June 27, 2007 at 7:56 pm // Reply

    Haha, I’m sorry it’s just you looked so funny!

  616. Huh? What did you say?

  617. wut you lookin’ at, FOOL!

  618. What do you mean I have to register to vote?

  619. You can’t beat me in a staring contest so stop trying.

  620. hey, get out of here this is my place did you hear me this is my property yeah, you better run fool and stop taken pictures of me like that, but if you really want to this is my good side thank you now get off my property.

  621. Say the password if you want to get in.

  622. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

  623. ruin maniac // June 26, 2007 at 7:45 pm // Reply

    OHH!so this is what they do to you after you try to take over the world. all i did was blow up china. they lock you up in a corral and make you bear heavy loads

  624. someone/anyone // June 26, 2007 at 7:09 pm // Reply

    Hey,you aren’t the dentist!! What did you do to him!?!?!

  625. is that HAY? i thought hay was for us not for you… is that right?

  626. Yikes! Eather that guy is creapy or I’m looking in a merror.

  627. get me out of here

  628. What you lookin’ at?

  629. Is my Mohawk to big?

  630. Dear Dad, $chool i$ great

  631. Did I brush my teeth well enough?

    Do I pass inspection?

  632. Why Can’t I be in Shrek

  633. noah and kenan are iowa buds // June 25, 2007 at 6:54 pm // Reply

    Say cheese!!!

  634. ”Hey, just because i have longer ears than you, and go ”he ha he ha” doesent make me stupid!

  635. yo stop it

  636. Chhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! can some preform the himlech menover this dosent seem to be working!

  637. can you get thew carrott out of my mouth

  638. is this wide enough?

  639. do i have any cavities?

  640. Ok, so where is this greener grass?

  641. dwight eisen // June 25, 2007 at 11:29 am // Reply

    I CANT WAIT 4 THE TOOTH FAIRY TO COME! MY TEETH R SQEAUQY CLEAN!!

  642. “Hey, just because I have longer ears than you, and go “he ha he ha” doesent make me stupid!

  643. Do I have anything in my teeth?

  644. darthvader // June 25, 2007 at 6:36 am // Reply

    gotta get your bites on route 66

  645. help me! Im choking

  646. marco…

  647. How my teeth lookin’ ?

  648. mmmm…. laundry

  649. is it feedin’ time yet

  650. you are realy cold without a coat.

  651. caspian991 // June 24, 2007 at 1:34 pm // Reply

    “Hey!!! get away from my food!”

  652. “I’m thinkin’ outside the pasture.”

  653. it's the dude! // June 23, 2007 at 2:58 pm // Reply

    what do u mean by saying i have dirty teeth? I just brushed them last year!

  654. Polly want a cracker

  655. i wanted to brush my teeth not bite the air

  656. Hey, do I hae something in my teeth?

  657. nopolyin im hungry i cant get my food

  658. Hi Shrek, I’m gorgeous!

  659. 490 trooper // June 23, 2007 at 11:18 am // Reply

    man, I really need a dentist

  660. Pedro come back!I miss you!!!!!!

  661. TheWarriorIII // June 22, 2007 at 10:30 pm // Reply

    next time could you clean the field a little better because i have black feet

  662. shicita shwa212 // June 22, 2007 at 3:00 pm // Reply

    meow says the cow

  663. bobby johnson // June 22, 2007 at 2:56 pm // Reply

    luke i am your father

  664. Cavehiker7 // June 22, 2007 at 2:42 pm // Reply

    SOMEBODYYYYYYY GET ME OUOUOUOUOUTTT OF HERE! I’M NOT REALLY SMILIING, I NEED A TOOTHBRUSH!

  665. WWEcoolstar // June 22, 2007 at 1:24 pm // Reply

    Hi I’m donkey! I’m a super animal wating to rescue a human.

  666. yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo check out my new grillz

  667. No please Wait on Me. I am Stuck. I am very Slow.

  668. Little Patton // June 21, 2007 at 1:23 pm // Reply

    No Shrek… I can help! Don’t leave me here! Cant I come with, PLEASE!

  669. Pedro … don’t leave! Take me with you. I can help you carry the mailbags!

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