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say feller
Wanna buy some grain
Say feller, you don’t happen to have any Ultra-Jump Boots, do you?
must crush this fence
your grass is greener than mine!!!
shrek its me donkey your best friend so help!
“Smile. No, for real.” “This is my REAL smile”
Open the gate.
hello from the other side
A biography of Pedro’s life
Vote for Pedro!
*Chuckle*-And then I said to her, no YOU eat the rotten apple*chuckle, chuckle*
Help! Chupacabra is after me!
Shrek, help your buddy please!
I WILL BITE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here, we see the wild don- AHHHHHH!!!! HE BIT MY PINKY!!!
Shrek, i have halitosis
Your teeth look gross donkey
help!!!!!! Anyone please help.
If you don’t give me what I want, I will spit in your eye!!!
Hi! I am Pedro’s Mutant Cousin.
Hey babe wanna go on a date
ah comon i need a hug
PEDRO you don’t have to yell
I asked for decaff tnis Isn’t decaff.
how do my teeth look?!
Hey look! Pedro is back! cue bubble machine!
I am darth Pedro, I am going to kill you with my bad breath. Wah, ha, ha, ha!
I am darth Pedro,
Home, home on the range…
Is this a camera because I’m already smiling.
Hey you. If you help me bust out of this joint I’ll give you 50 bucks.
What Pedro does when he’s bored.
PEDRO YOUR BREATH IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i want to sing my ABC’s.A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. now…I WANT A BOY’S LIFE MAGAZINE!!!…chomp…here.
can I spit on you?
Finally you came!!
im pedros evil couison ordep!ha ha ha
hey couson pedro
meow
Let me out Pedro!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s SO funny i could die!!!!
Im pedros cousin tredo
You said i could meet Pedro !
Smile and say CHEESE!!!
Hey! i Need to get out of here to watch Phineas And Ferb
do i have donkey breath???
does my breath smell bad?
I just ate the number off of Pedro’s sweater. Good luck trying to win that contest!
Is there something in my teeth?
A donkey walked into a bar …
MY CARROT.
Get that camera outta my face!
theese bars are not exactly real, if I wanted to I could beat you up!!!
WAIT IM NOT DONE WITH THAT CARROT!!!! Dang it he left! K FINE ILL WAIT TILL TOMMOROW! Geez People these days.
hahaha you horses look funny
I FORGOT TO BRUSH MY TEETH OMG
Oh noes, where did Pedro go?
WARNING! SMELL MAY BE DEADLY
HaHaHA
Someone cut cheese, right? Not cheddar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
getmeouttahere!
Hey Pedro , whers my alfalfa shake ?
Hey, Hey! Put the camera down, I have a bad hair day!
Can I be in the next Shrek movie?
HAHAHAHA TELL ME THAT AGAIN
Im Pedros long lost brother
Where’s your proof?
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
See! I told you I need braces!
hey, have you seen my friend pedro?i’m meeting him at the canteena
AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THIS FIELD!!??????
BACK OFF CHEDDER FACE
hey, it’s vince with shamwow…
My contract says that you must brush my teeth. And don’t stop until they sparkle! This might take a while.
Who’s laughing now? HE HAW. HE HAW HE HAW
Don’t leave me cameraman, come back!
Hey you! Give me a copy of Boy’s Life. I wanna see my idol Pedro.
Hey Pedro,stop trying to scare us with your teeth!!
1 chin-up 2chin-up 3 chin-up man am I tired
indeed i need 2 go to the dentist
Pedro’s Best Friend
So how does it look, dentist?
Two words: Breath Mint.
Now put down the camera and give me some oats.
Yeah, having hooves and all, it’s kinda hard too brush ones teeth
JAILBREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m…choking…
hey buddy listen to me, im pedro, no don’t run away it’s realy me, ordep stole my tacos and my purple sweater
Who wants some waffles!
Is that a carrot?
OH NO! What happened to my back legs? If it weren’t for this fence holding me up, well, I’D FALL DOWN!
No! No! !Please no!Not the camra!ahhhhh!Oh you’re done. Ok.:)
Hey you!! give me that sanwich!
AHH! I’M STUCK!!!
HAY NO PICS!!!!
Hi! My name is Pedro. Have you seen my brother,Ordep?
vampire….. need ….. blood……. now
HEY!!! GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!!
PSSSSST! Let me tell you a secret….
Please release me, let me go.
Can you get this lettuce out of my teeth?
yoodle!yoodle!
Look, I’m buteaful!!!
naaaaaaaarly dude!
mom have you seen my boyslife
hey wait up shreke
where’s my tooth brush!!!
do I have cavities?
CHEESE!!!!!
Mom! Danny stole my Boys Life!!
come on don’t go,what is it is there something in my teeth
Shrek’s here but where’s dragon?
LOOK! I’M 3D!
come on ive been eating hay give me youre doughnut
BAAAAA, WAIT THAT’S THE SHEEP’S LINE!! HE’S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY.
Get me outa’ here!
I’m going to bite you guys!
how do I look? I just got my ears done!
“But i AM smiling for the camera!”
Hey,wait for me Shrek
Shrek….WHERE ARE MY WAFFLES!!!!!!!!
here’s Pedro!
if this fence weren’t here boy i’d chomp you to pieces
“You need to use some tick tacks or something cause your breath stinks!
Do you want the rest of that cup?
Hey! Hey! Hey you! Can you get me outta here? Or at least gimme some food? Please!!!
Ok. Do I, or do I not need a breath mint. Answer Me!
my teeth are pretty right? I mean come on ,look at my cute face.
Do I have something in my teeth?
“Why hey. It’s for horses. I want tacos, borritos, and alfalfa milkshakes!”
“Pass me another alfalfa milkshake!”
mommy my teeth is clean
no cameras please
Hey Shrek,
Cmon man, let me outta here!
Twenty seconds after this pic was taken, Darth Fence cut off Donkey-Wan Kenobi’s head.
Give me liberty or give me death! Quickly, Im already choking myself!
wheres my alfalfa milkshake!
See!!! I am pretty!
Hey! You got an apple for me!?
PEDRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRUSH MY TEETH!!!!!!
Ha that’s a good one! I hadn’t heard that
Hey Pedro, whats this fence doing here!
Hey frank get me a large burger remember beef not donkey.
Could someone please tell me what times my favorite television show “Hee Haw” will be broadcast this week?
HEY BOB! WHEN YOUR AT WENDYS! GIVE ME A FROSTY OK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me out of here I want to graze on some grass.
Hey farmer,can i use your tooth brush?Mine is being digested!
anybody know where the dentist is?
your hat looks tasty
ROAR!PREPARE TO BE EATEN!
So, how da my teeth look? Are they shiny?
THE FARMERS COMIN!! THE FARMERS COMIN!! HURRY UP AND PICK THE DARN LOCK!!!!
why did you have to put me in the stockades??? It’s not my fault!
Hey, look who’s talkin’ here!
The names dro, Pedro
LET MEEE OOUUT!!!!!!!
FOOD! NOW!
Hey, yeah you. Have you met my cousin his name is Pedro.
Hay! What are you looking at?
hey buddie hey you yea you com here……i need you to pick the lock for me cause i don’t have thumbs
LOOK WHO’S LAUGHING NOW!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I am choking!!!!!!!!! somebody do CPR!!!!
Donkay Stop singing!
Hey you, yeah you,can you get me outta this,uh hu,yeah,i’m stuck.(please)
can I close my mouth now!
do my teeth look prety
I need my personal space here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
give me that alfalfa milkshake.
“Hey, good-lookin’! Wanna hang with lil’ ol’ Jose for a while?”
Dude! you are right there! let me out
autograph? Shucks,………
Uh you got a pen?
do u know my cuz pedro?
OOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEE!!!! Who put that fence there?!?
Hey you! Do you mind to share that bag of popcorn?
Who are you voting for? Obama or McCain?
can i have some popcorn
you guys are just wishing that your smile was as good as mine!
it looks like a mutated pedro…………… BRUSH YOUR TEETH MAN!!!!!!!!!!……………….. EVEN THO I DO LOVE YOUR GAME SWAMP KING OR WHAT EVER……..
Is there a dentist in the barnyard!
Help! There holding me here. Help!
Brush your teeth, man! Come on down to Bobs!!
sir are my theeth black.
Hay I mean Hey there BL fans! I’m pedro! Want to see my teeth?
GET THIS CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh look, its the paparrazi
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!!!!!!
I’m not pedro. I’m beaver boy.
hey there wilbur!
slap into a slimjim
wow! breath mints!
Can you help me, I can’t get my food!
Boss! Have you seen my alfalfa?!
say cheese
Hey, come back and get me off this.
Hey! cousin pedro!
i told you i could do a pull up
Is it gone?
Did I get it?
HELLO JEWLY
Ummm, anyone? Some more of them treatzers over here please?
(Boss) Pedro! what’s your alfafa milkshake doing in my office?
(Pedro) Yeahh about that…
Liberty or DEATH!!!
*burp! Can i have some more grass, carrorts, something?
You better not put this picture on the front page or I’ll SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pedro’s first press confrence
im going on a date how do my teeth look
Hey! Farmer Brown!! Hey!! What about my carrots!! Farmer brown!!!! *Sigh*
If you throw another peanut at me I’ll breathe on you, and I haven’t brushed my teeth in………..EVER!!!!!!!!!!
That tasted bad.
I’m…choking… oh I was wondering where that fur ball was.
help!!!
Don’t make me bite you.
Quit staring at ma teeth… Sigh but i guess they are attractive.
”Am I beautiful or what ?!”
What did you say ’bout my mama?!?
what’cha lookin at?
see i told you i don’t have to go to the dentist
where’s shrek with princess fiona
I need aanother dentist appointment. I only had one a day ago.
WAITER!
That was funny, but the donkey took the joke too far!
my hair is frozen 2 this gate
Hey Ma!! Look, it’s me!!!
you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray!!!!
Hey pedro why not let me out to help whith the mailbag, mom*s driving me nuts keeping me in here helppppppp your brother brown back
Look!, a car! 🙂
hey it’s the ice cream truck!!
“I went to the dentist this morning!”
is there something in my teeth?
uh…mom.i am not a prisinor
Can I please have some more corn please please please?
There is no chocolate on my teeth, I did not eat your candy bar!
“*Snort* You’re such a *Snort* nerd. Just *Snort* look at those *Snort* teeth.”
THANK YOU THANK YOU, I KNOW I’M BEAUTIFUL!!! SO GET OUT YOU’RE NOT WORTHY OF MY BEAUTIFULNESS!!!
“Mom, can I have dinner yet?”
Hay I mean Hey Pedro if you let me out I’ll do your job.
HEY BOSS DON’T LISSEN TO HIM,THAT’S ORDEP! HEY COME BACK I’M THE MAIL BURRO!
burp!!!!! Excuse me guys. Indigestion. Pepto bismal anyone?
You will all bow to me!!! I wi… Hey who turned the radio off?
Get me to the office before the boss freaks out!!!
Do I have some chocolate on my lip.
I bet you want to know why im in your face, I dont know i just like making you mad
I have a very seriouse condition i can’t stop being in your face
hm… why didn’t they hire me to go on shrek im such a better donkey then the one in the movie. i hate hollywood!!!
But ma, all my friends wanted me to do it.
Stop hurting my friend Donkeyboy!
Im ready for my teeth to be brushed!
this wqas not in the contract
This is for you Pedro
So, Mr. Dentist, how does it look??? I dont have a cavity in my teeth??? But I know I have some lettuce there. . . . . . .
Man Am i tired
smart and handsome ain’t I?
Take me to your dentist!
Why didn’t I get hired in Shrek?
HELPPPPPPP!!!!! Joe fed me oats!!!
im choking!! help me!! some cookies will help!!!
someones a honky donky
password please!
Go away!!! Can’t you see I’m busy with these letters sent to Hitchin’ Rack!
what do you mean he’s wilbur… i’m willlburrr.
Hi mom!!
THIS is what i mean about saying I NEED MOUTHWASH!
I don’t bite
Pedro,Help!
farmer brown here come the girl scouts!!!
what do you mean? no coffee!
Ahhh!I’ts hedious.
let me out i”m to small to go to jail
Hey what are you looking at?
akkk,hairball!!
and i have more hay in the barns if you vote for my and more oats at lunch…..
stop disturbing me, I’m dirnking my alfalfa milkshake.
Mr.Brown let me out of this thing your not a good farmer at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oink oink!!
stooooop laughinggggg!
stooooooop starrrrrrrrrring!
I am a doneky. I Have Donkey KONG video games. Weird, no?
CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Yea i’m a donkey, u got a problem with that?”
Don’t Fence Me In
Oh common give me a bite of that there cookie = Þ
act pretty…act graceful…smiling gets you noticed…
o, hey!! i was at the dentist yesterday, they said my teeth looked horrible, Isn’t
that just great!! ive always wanted to have bad teeth. hey, are you still there, franky!!
man, i grosed him out.
hey what the heck!!! feed meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
aw man, he got my bad side!
arg! Ill bite u!ARG!!!
I hate the dentist! my teeth are good for the last time!
pedros says be happy he wants his teeth brushed
pedro looks smily today
hey u pedro can i be hired for your magazine please.i will be your assistant for your comics.
HEY!!!!! FEED ME!!!!!!! I’M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HEAR?????!!!!!!!!!
FEED ME! Please!
YEAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!
mom Pedro ran away again!!!!
For the bazillionth time, I AM NOT RELATED to the Purple, sweater-wearing, mail-bearing, hay-munching, joke-telling, boss-kissing, burrow you all keep asking me about!!!
Hey, is that Camera thing made out of hay? Lets find out…
Oh, fine it was me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sup homies
hey!whered that fence come from?!
what is it now?
get away from my
Waufels,waufels whare are waufels at
hey, are my teeth dirty? if they are, brush them please.
the sun is flashing in my eyes. farmer,can i go away now?
am i a donkey talking here?
ow.that gate is stabbing my chin
hey am i funny so i can be on SHREK 4?
ahhh its a pig rolling in dirt ahhhhhh run away !!
Let’s go dancing.Do you like my teeth?
“Well, I want to know, when is the soccer game?” The donkey said.
see that tooth is loose!!!!!!
Gosh why’d that rooster go on vacation now I have to wake up the farmer!
Ready for my close up!
I get nervous in front of a camera so I’m practicing my smile for school picture day
Orthodontist?
are you gonna finish your cake?
like my teeth ???? 🙂
hey,guyz whatz goin’ on? i like to play soccer too!
Do you think this is my good side?
Errrrrrrrrrrr!!!! I got to get out of here!!!!!!
Yawn…
I’m bored. When will my Boy’s Life come?
Heres Pedro the Mail burro for real!
BURP!!!!!!!!!
Smile for the camera!! “CHEEEEEZZE!!”
All right!!!!!!!! Who’s the wise guy that put this volly ball net in MY FIELD?!?!!
I’M INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’ve been standing like this for three hours JUST TAKE THE PICTURE ALREADY!!!
If you see Pedro tell him I said “Hi!”
now im tall enough to get on the horse rides!
how do i get out
heha !
Still workin’ on that ‘What up, Doc?’ thing. How does that wabbit do it?
ha ha your in a cage!!
La La Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
your so funny
ATTACK OF THE RABID DONKEY! WELL, at least he brushes his teeth
This guy keeps staring at me and it’s making me angry!!!
This guy keeps staring at me!!! Get him away!!!
Hey Doc! How’s about these perilly whites?
How do my teeth look? I just brush and flossed just like my hygienist told me too.
Hey.. Hey dude, do you think my breath smells like spearmint.. or hay?
Get the camera out of my face please. I wunt to read my new Boy’s Life Magazine.
Just my luck! I get braces and the fence gets a magnet! Somebody help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moma mea!!
cough cough i got a hoarse throught
BOSS : Pedro! Go to the dentist or you can’t work here anymore!
PEDRO : My teeth can’t be that bad. Can they? (Pedro shows teeth and boss faints)
ACKI’M CHOKING SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey you yeah you let me out of this pen!
YO PEDRO…IM ORDIPS MONSTER OF THE EVIL YELLOW TEETH
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr get that ugly camra out of my face go away now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheese! I mean… CARROTS!
hey did you just call me droll monster!!!!!!!!!!
HI MOM!!!
mom, is the dentist going to drill my tooth down?
Hey, Shrek let me out of here! Can`t you see I`m pinned up? Shrek? SHREK!
Take the picture already!!!!
Give me another alfalfa milkshake please.
O my gosh! Now I know why my mom wants me to brush my teeth!
This is the story of our awsome Pedro THE MAIL BURRO!!!!
I bet when they took that picture, I bet it took only 5 seconds for all those scouts to laugh at ME!
HeyLeave me alone!Can’t you see I’m trying to eat your camera so I can have a little privacy here.
check out my grillz
you need to make an apointment with the dentist majorly!!!!!
Are you guys going to put me on a baseball card?
hehehehehehhe i have a cool little tuft of hair on my head…hehehe
CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
moo?
who’re you look’en at!?!
Hey Pedro thats my cookie!
ha ha. Funy joke.
let me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man! This donkey’s breath smells!
mama im comin home
Pedro began to get annoyed with his dentist when she started taking embarassing pictures of him during his check-ups.
maybe if i yell loud enough they will move the camera
My cousin Pedro sent me a letter? YAHOO!!!
You haven’t fed me in 3 days!!! I’M HUNGRY!!!
Onion rings!!
If you give me that carrot, maybe you will have enough fingers to play the piano still
Get that camera out of my face!
If I hear ONE word about Old MacDonald and his Farm, I’ll trample you!
Yum! You know fingers aren’t that bad at a point of starvation.
eeeeewwwwwww spinach again uuuuccchhhh or salad can’t i get a tumble weed taco and alfalfa milkshake?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there anything in my teeth?
Where’s Pedro? Ordep made my face look like this!
YUCK! I hate it when snails are in the grass when i eat it.
Will YOU Brush my teeth (they’re really yellow)?
Tina, Come get some ham!
donkey, tell shrek I said hi!
HEY YO, WHAT’S MY NAME???
QUICK! Help me get out of this place! I’ve been acting all cute and nice for far too long. I’m leaving! Smash open this fence please, and a burger while you’re at it. HURRY UP!!!!!!
O.K.,mom,I’m smiling for the camera!
HEY GET BACK HERE WITH MY CARROTS
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT!!!! JUST ONE BITE
gimme that hotdog
PLEASE! Can I have that alfalfa ice cream now?
Whaddaya mean were outta hay?
Donkey: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Cow: Oi, you!
Donkey: sorry, just trying it on.
I WANT SOME HAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How’re my molars, Doc?
RUN IT HAS MAD DONKEY DISEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheese!
Urp! That tumbleweed taco sure was good!
RRRROOOAAARRRR I’m the King of the Jungle!
are you sure my breath smells bad?
Hay! give me my cookie back.
Hello, my name is Mr. Ned. Mr. Ed is one of my cousins.
OW! I wish I’d seen that bar coming!
“Please just take the picture, I can’t smile much longer…
“You know your not as pretty in person!”……………………………. ” wait will you take me out for a ride if I took that back?”
Quick, somebody call a dentist!
You’re SURE there’s nothing in my teeth?
yawn,time for my daily nap.
Mister Ed? Hah! I’m the real deal. He was just faking it.
Hey! Look at me I’m prettier than you
haha you look funny
Hey! Why the long face?!
bbbuuurrrppp!!!!!!!!!!!! ooo don’t remember eating that
What????? they don’t serve yard service HERE???????
no boss that wasent me typeing on your keyboard
GIVE ME MORE CARROTS PLEASE MORE CARROTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you forgot to brush my teeth!
I’m chokeing!!!!!!!
need more energy!
hey!!!!!!!!!!! don’t look at me i’m changing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back off!
I’ll cross the line and get you one day!
HELP! HELP! IM HAVEING A BABY! no wait its just gas
like my alfalfa?
shrek!!!!!!……………..yes donkey…..lets make some waffles!
AHHHHHHH!!!!! THAT IS REALLY GOING TO STINK
Hey!!! That camera looks tasty.
I have a date tonight. Is there anything in my teeth?
Need…More…Tumbleweed Tacos!
”I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Oh I’d love some ice cream.”
Hey boss. Remember me? I’m PEDRO THE MAIL BURROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok doc I’m ready for the root canal
I love these energy drink things!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody get this gate off my neck ! !
So much for Crest White Stripes.
This pic taken of Donkey after he receives his ‘Boys Life’ magazine! He just loves Pedro’s jokes!
i brush my teeth see!!!!
should i have these polished
Ahhhhhhh! My name is Donkey. I am a friend of Shrek the ogre. Somebody cast a spell on me and now I can’t talk aloud to anyone except you. Please help!!!!!
Only animals with shiny teeth like mine can be in these ads.
That Pedro thinks he’s just so cool, so strong, so much better than everyone else. Well, come issue #846572 & 24/367, I will be alfa donkey, and he shall be the one sticking his teeth out for the camera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwuhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am gonna eat in a Tumbleweed eating contest
OK farmer Billy Bob i’m ready to have my teeth brushed
Next time, I do the hiemlech manuver test on you.
here, smell my garlic breath.
ow! someone kicked me…. wait, thats a horse fly…..oh man.
look at me! im growing an afro and getting braces! im gonna look so punked out…
These teeth are fake teeth pedro. Don’t run away.
Get me outta here. Let me guess. You won’t let me out cause I’m a democrat.
Hey get that camera out my face!
Come on Shreck give this anouing talking donkey some love.
Trust me, I feel the same way about you.
All those Scout fingers are giving me a stomachache!
What? I don’t need braces!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha me no your the one who has big teeth!
let me out i dont deserve this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YARD SERVICE PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY! You photographer,Take a pic of me! And guess why im grining! I ate 50 tumbleweed tacos!
Hey Boss, why don’t you get someone to shovel out the corral for me, please?
AAAAH! I’m fenced in! Now there’s no eskape from my dentist!
yo i need a tootbrush here. that rabbit is stuck in my teeth .i should never caught him
Napolian! I want my dinner now!
Hey, so you’re a dentist, huh? You think I might need braces?
and GOD BLESS THE COOK!!!!!!!!
ignore that sign over there feed the animals
Hey Pedro, look at me! I’m soooooooooooo pretty!
I’m a magic horse. Let me out and all your wishes will come true. Also give a cheeseburger. No cheese on the cheese on that cheeseburger or won’t be a cheeseburger.
get that magnet out of here!!!!!! You know know I have magnetic teeth
Mom, where’s my toothbrush?
i love it when all those things on wheels go by, but its funnier when they hit each other
I am working on are surprised fase
Pedro, listen to your mother! Don’t go to work for that magazine! Pedro! Pedro! Are you listneing to me!? (I wish I could get out !) Pedro!!!
I got my braces off yesterday!
2 eyes and ears, a mouth and nose
Head, shoulder, knees, and toes
Where’s my toes??
“The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.”
heehaw
Mr. Ed… Where are you?…
Hey, waiter! Hurry up on that alfalfa!
I just saw an episode of America’s Funniest Donkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m a what???
I need to brush my teeth don’t I.I haven’t brushed them in 5 weeks
…and she was like… and i was like, “NO WAY!!!!”
Howdy there, my names Mr. Billy Bob, Mr. Ed’s cousin.
nice joke Pedro
Hey you think your funny
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I,m suppost to be in shreck 3
Do you call this baby teeth? THINK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh….wich way did he go george?
is she wearin what i think shes wearin???
And you just HAD to take the picture right after I ate my alfalfa. Some people!!!
From: OverTheRainbow
Ok! I confess, I didn’t brush my teeth the whole time I was at camp.
Look at me I got my teeth cleaned! ouch!, were did this fence come from!
Hey! you, pet me
wat do u mean my breath smells bad i just 8 toxic waste
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DOG FOOD!!
Would you believe that they don’t supply dental here? Now how am I supposed to win that beauty contest?! I guess I’ll have to rely on talent. HEE-HAW!
heres donkey now wheres shrek?
WHAT!!!!!? did you say corn nuts!? oh i loooove those! haned em over!
Braces work really well, don’t they?
From ♥OverTheRainbow
P.S. If you ant to know how to do the heart (♥), just ask.
Just bring the carrot a little bit closer
Lets see… Um… Woof? No that’s not it… Bark? Meow? I give up!
Get away from me!! I bite!
Please! Even YOU could substitute for a dentist.
the dentist says he doesnt operate on animals…so i was wondering if you were willing to do the job?please?
Do i have something in my teeth
Hey mom, do you think I should go to the dentist?
shrek’s going to be happy when he sees this!
Watch out! Rabid donkey!
“Do I have any Alfalfa stuck in my teeth????”
Pedro on Halloween.
Don’t make me eat that camera.
Are you done taking the picture yet or what?
yo, homedonkey! Check out my new grillz!!!
OMG i just got my teeth tooken out and i was asleep who does that farmer think he is
hey mom how do my teeth look
OMG see that i just got my braces tooken off and i was asleep who does that farmer think he is?!!
Hey Man Im Goin To Hurt You If You Wont Get That Camera Away From Me!!!!!!!!!
hey! are you close enough to see if there is something in my teeth
wach out i bite!!!
HEY DON’T TAKE A PICTURE!! N- (FLASH)
Hey Predro, It’s your cousin Freddy!!!
Do I have something in my teeth?
HA HA HA! Look at that guy!
DON’T LOOK AT ME! I am doing yoga
For the last time: That’s the pig food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just brushed my teeth
PLEASE!!! Give me the candy bar!
What’s cookin good lookin? Speggeti and meatballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Woot!!!!!!!!!1
Food,food, I want food!!!
“IM A DONKEY ON THE EDGE!!!”
He said smile,but is that good enouf, honey.
HEY YOU WITH THE CAMERA I’AM HUNGRY!
I am soo fit for hollywood, I mean i got the mohawk, the lady’s smile (O ya…), I got the face, the breath, the odor (like Dove Shampoo), the tan, the burnt nose (not my fault, stupid scout campfire…), I mean Paris Hilton (wait no not her…), Adam Sandler! HEre I come!
wadd’ya mean I don’t brush my teeth?
Yo, homedonkey! Check out my new grillz!!!
That’s what comes of not looking where you’re going when running at full speed!
Hey, look, mom! I just got my braces off yesterday!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH the person with the hose rrrrruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM smiling!!
Tina you fat lard get some food!!!
Say Cheese
DID SOMEONE SAY CHESEE?!?!
You let me out I’m a magic mighty black strong fast flying horse.
“I wanna (screech)know
have(sputter) u ever seen(cough) the rain!?”
See these pearly whites? Huh?
get me out of here some farmer said im gonna be good use mule racing when im a donkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really need to see a dentist
Hey, Nice outfit!! HEE HEE
HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY
No cameras in the club
Hey take one on my good side
After looking into a mirror, Donkey screamed in terror because the cameraman wasn’t kidding, he really was the ugly one.
Yo, Pedro, if you ever need a stunt double…
If you don’t talk to your kids about plaque, who will?
Pedro! You let me out of here and give me my job back!
hehoonk!!!!! i’m A a?? Hold the phone I thought I was at Pedro’s house insted i’m in a fence
Do I have anything stuck in my teeth?
See mom, I did brush my teeth!
Hey You.
Yeah, you. With the camera. Lemme outta here, will ya? I wanna see my friend, Pedro. LEMME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me. Do I have anything in my teeth?
my dads late 20s
so this is what having your temperature taken feels like…..YYYYYYEEEEEOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
shrk i thought you were just kidding about the fence thing
get that camera out of my face
“Hey you, Yes you help me over the fence i’m trying to travel to my cousin Pedro’s house. He works for boys life.”
mmmm i dont think that camera man will pester me any more after i bit his hand off, by the way it was good. worlds stupidest animal…. psssha the tortious aint got nothin on me
Hey! I look pretty funny in this fun house mirror!
It’s karioke night at the farm. Do you think I have a chance of winning? I’ve been practicing my routine. I’m gonna sing, “Hit me baby one more time.”
Why can’t people look pretty like me.
Hay,camera man.ya you is there something in my teeth because i have a date with my girlfriend!
PEDRO I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
come on see i dont haveto go to the dentist nice and healthy see
I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to spit in your face.
Is… Is that MEATLOAF in the camera man’s hands?
YEAH!!!!!!!!!! GIMME SOME MORE CANDY KID!!!!!!!!
“Please let me out. I didnt kill Chuck Norris. Please!!!!!”
Hey! You! Yah You! Helloooooo! Don’t leave me hear with the sheep! They don’t say anything but “baaa”! Look I can speak! Take me with you! Please!
hey dentist get back hear11
Maybe if I keep singing opera, this fence will finally break!!!
HEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Hey Shrek! Shrek! Aw come on Shrek!! I wanna kick butt too ya know!!!! Don’t fence me in Shrek PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE? Hey, I just made a joke.
oh boss, about the mail bag
yessir boss
A-a-a-aachoo!
TO HI NO hir is it a fly on my nose.
Can you ride it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How’s the weather over there?
hey man you like the teeth.arent they perdy
he he he he he he snort
“I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it”
dang, i knew i shouldn’t have eaten all that peanutbutter!
“Come on! Just a bite! I’ll take your hands offa that carrot! You can always get another one! Come on!”
hey i just came from the dentist and he said i can’t help
Come closer, there’s a fly on your nose.
This is what John Kerry looked like when he found out Bush won.Again.
Does anyone have a toothpick popcorn is really bad.
AH!! Come on mom just 5 more minutes. I promise ill clean my teeth see.
From birth, Pedro was doomed to be eclipsed by his better-looking and more talented cousin, Churro.
Aaaaaaaaahhh! I just needed to take a wiz!
What the hay? I want that new staw!
Ouch! that really hurt! what kind of moron throws his shoe?
Hey Napoleon I am ready for dinner
do i have something stuck in my teeth?
Aaaah!!!! A photographer! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Hmm…If this is the symbol for the democrats in a bad mood,what does the republican symbol look like…Hmm
I can make funny sounds with my teeth do you want to see? Ah come on nowone ever wnts to hear my teeth make nois.
Hey Bub! Can’t you just clean my teeth once in your life?
when shrek came out they built this fence to keep out the fans
Yo! Farmer Joe and cow! Get my teeth cleaned here or I’ll get a wippen’ on both of ya!
Hi Mom, I like Philmont, but my Scoutmaster said I had to take a shower and brush my teeth before I came home.
Hey you kids get off my lawn
Hey! No fair! You gave me a wilted carrot!
gimme a hug!
Old Macdonald in ’08!
Howdy neighbor! I just had my teeth cleaned!
Let me out! let me out!! let meeee ooout!!!
Haha, I’m sorry it’s just you looked so funny!
Huh? What did you say?
wut you lookin’ at, FOOL!
What do you mean I have to register to vote?
You can’t beat me in a staring contest so stop trying.
hey, get out of here this is my place did you hear me this is my property yeah, you better run fool and stop taken pictures of me like that, but if you really want to this is my good side thank you now get off my property.
Say the password if you want to get in.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
OHH!so this is what they do to you after you try to take over the world. all i did was blow up china. they lock you up in a corral and make you bear heavy loads
Hey,you aren’t the dentist!! What did you do to him!?!?!
is that HAY? i thought hay was for us not for you… is that right?
Yikes! Eather that guy is creapy or I’m looking in a merror.
get me out of here
What you lookin’ at?
Is my Mohawk to big?
Dear Dad, $chool i$ great
Did I brush my teeth well enough?
Do I pass inspection?
Why Can’t I be in Shrek
Say cheese!!!
”Hey, just because i have longer ears than you, and go ”he ha he ha” doesent make me stupid!
yo stop it
Chhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! can some preform the himlech menover this dosent seem to be working!
can you get thew carrott out of my mouth
is this wide enough?
do i have any cavities?
Ok, so where is this greener grass?
I CANT WAIT 4 THE TOOTH FAIRY TO COME! MY TEETH R SQEAUQY CLEAN!!
“Hey, just because I have longer ears than you, and go “he ha he ha” doesent make me stupid!
Do I have anything in my teeth?
gotta get your bites on route 66
help me! Im choking
marco…
How my teeth lookin’ ?
mmmm…. laundry
is it feedin’ time yet
you are realy cold without a coat.
“Hey!!! get away from my food!”
“I’m thinkin’ outside the pasture.”
what do u mean by saying i have dirty teeth? I just brushed them last year!
Polly want a cracker
i wanted to brush my teeth not bite the air
Hey, do I hae something in my teeth?
nopolyin im hungry i cant get my food
Hi Shrek, I’m gorgeous!
man, I really need a dentist
Pedro come back!I miss you!!!!!!
next time could you clean the field a little better because i have black feet
meow says the cow
luke i am your father
SOMEBODYYYYYYY GET ME OUOUOUOUOUTTT OF HERE! I’M NOT REALLY SMILIING, I NEED A TOOTHBRUSH!
Hi I’m donkey! I’m a super animal wating to rescue a human.
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo check out my new grillz
No please Wait on Me. I am Stuck. I am very Slow.
No Shrek… I can help! Don’t leave me here! Cant I come with, PLEASE!
Pedro … don’t leave! Take me with you. I can help you carry the mailbags!