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  1. Wonder pets! the show that goes: THE PHONE, THE PHONE IS RINGING! // June 3, 2024 at 3:58 pm // Reply

    I KNEW IT… I KNEW THAT LEAFY GREENS WOULD BE THE DEATH OF ME!

  2. The Order of the Phoenix // April 19, 2024 at 6:41 pm // Reply

    I think the water just got a lot more solid…….

  3. endercrystal199 // March 5, 2024 at 2:56 pm // Reply

    My dream is now my nightmare

  4. help, i’m drowning1

  5. Water,WATER!!!

  6. SuperMarioOdysseyfan123 // February 11, 2019 at 12:47 pm // Reply

    I grow baby Hippos

  7. B.A.D. BOSS youtuber // December 20, 2017 at 12:20 pm // Reply

    MOMMY!!!!!! I NEED HELP!!!!!!

  8. im drowning

  9. whoamiyoudon'tknow // May 2, 2017 at 6:38 am // Reply

    HELP, ANYONE??????

  10. NOOO! HOW DID I GET INTO THIS?!?

  11. Captain Rex // March 21, 2017 at 5:06 pm // Reply

    No!!!! I am a herbivore and can’t eat these plants to free myself!!!

  12. Harry: Light a fire!
    Hermione: But there’s no wood!
    Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?

  13. TravelByTrain // November 25, 2016 at 6:00 pm // Reply

    HELP! SAVE ME

  14. punnnypocolypse // November 3, 2016 at 10:48 am // Reply

    RUN THEY ONLY EAT PLANT EATERS

  15. #1StarWarsFan // October 19, 2016 at 3:27 pm // Reply

    HEEEEELLLLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!P
    Mmh, sandwiches…

  16. oh i’m lost

  17. Iv’e never heard of plants vs. animals

  18. DrewTheDude // June 20, 2016 at 3:31 pm // Reply

    Help! I don’t know how to swim in chlorophyll!

  19. YESSS… All you can eat salad buffet! No crocodiles allowed!

  20. [head]WERE’S MY BODY [BODY] WERE’S MY HEAD

  21. MOMMMYYY!!!

  22. I’m in heaven yes I’m in heaven.

  23. MOM!!!!!!YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE SALAD!!!!!!!!

  24. Where’s that capybara?

  25. but mom this is to much salad!!!

  26. MOM I TOLD YOU I HATE BROCCOLI!

  27. I am Sam Sam I am // October 1, 2015 at 3:28 pm // Reply

    And here we walk by a very rare plant called a veggie potamas

  28. yawn nap time

  29. Awesomesauce150 // September 27, 2015 at 2:42 pm // Reply

    YUCK!!!!!!!!! BROCCOLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Blarghalienscout101 // September 23, 2015 at 8:55 pm // Reply

    great trap

  31. “I am a hippoplantamust

  32. Come on children, walk into my mouth!

  33. YAWN!!! Wait…WHERE AM I!!!!!!!!

  34. I AM A GREAT SALAD MAGNET

  35. *Yawn* sure is boring ’round these parts.

  36. DragonWings // August 28, 2015 at 9:55 pm // Reply

    Do you like my costume? I’m a flower!

  37. AIEEE!!! ITS GOT ME!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

  38. who knew methane was such great fertilizer?

  39. Ch-ch-chia!

  40. The wearin’ o’ the green!

  41. Nessie!

  42. I like a little salad with dinner, but this is ridiculous.

  43. Starfan101 // June 6, 2015 at 11:16 am // Reply

    Come on Mom, i’m sick of collard greens

  44. feed me feed me or I will eat .

  45. Matt Doug // May 23, 2015 at 5:35 pm // Reply

    I’m a zombie hippo………and I regret it!!!!!!

  46. How did I get here?

  47. HEY!!!!! I ordered meat not a giant salad

  48. lolman123 // May 9, 2015 at 1:45 pm // Reply

    l ordered a large salad not a huge one!!!

  49. anml luvr 24 // April 16, 2015 at 4:51 pm // Reply

    help I’m drowning in plants!!!

  50. DarkDragon(I did iguana, polar bear, and seal!) // July 8, 2014 at 4:57 pm // Reply

    Operation: Get In A Vast Ocean Of Leaves And Never Return completed!

  51. Stealth mode…ready,set,catch!oh-,uh forgot this part…ready,set,catch.EAT

  52. Where did everyone go?

  53. Um do think the grass is too big

  54. I like to disseminate understanding that I
    have accrued with the calendar year to assist improve group functionality.

  55. slenderman536 // May 22, 2013 at 9:03 pm // Reply

    um, does anyone know where the watering hole is?

  56. I’m not that hungry!

  57. Quicksand! Oh no.

  58. Haha my prey will come any minute now Haha

  59. stealth mode hehehe

  60. tony hawk fan // November 4, 2012 at 8:57 am // Reply

    but i dont want to go to school today!

  61. tony hawk fan // November 4, 2012 at 8:56 am // Reply

    NO!!!!!!! GARRETT STOLE MY PET HAMSTER!!!!

  62. “Grab onto this rope Larry!Wait!I don’t have fingers!Help me tooooooooo…

  63. Ch-ch-ch-chia pet; some assembly required

  64. Homer Simpson // March 17, 2012 at 10:49 pm // Reply

    MOM!Billy Wont share his toy!!!!!!!!!!

  65. I tripped into a crater

  66. AwesomeMan710 // February 5, 2012 at 3:28 pm // Reply

    help…HELP ME MOMMY!!!!

  67. AHHHHH! THis is better than using a toilet

  68. If I’ve told you once I told you a thousand times, it’s NOT soylent green! STOP CRYING!

  69. my mom always told me to eat my greens………..

  70. You kids get off my lawn!

  71. Ch-ch-ch-Chia!!!

  72. has anyone seen my pet rock?

  73. Sorry, officer. I took a wrong turn at the water hole.

  74. Sorry, officer. I took a wrong turn at the zoo.

  75. help!im sinking in a sea of grass!!!

  76. YAWN

  77. RainjinmaruNinjaX // November 10, 2011 at 9:22 pm // Reply

    where’s dessert?…oh. i’m right in it.

  78. “MOM! 5 MORE MINUTES!”

  79. Hmmmm, mabey if I yawn the plants will die…..YAWN…. nope didn’t work.

  80. let me eat the airplane

  81. Ahhhh i amm sure tired of eating!!!

  82. you may think its a swamp, but i really bearyed myself:}

  83. laugh prince 101 =) ^-^ // October 10, 2011 at 7:08 pm // Reply

    ROAR!!!!!!!!!! FEAR MY WAR CRY!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!0O0!!

  84. I think something grabed my foot

  85. …and all thats left is a head?!?

  86. PercyJFan16 // August 5, 2011 at 8:23 pm // Reply

    AH! I’M DROWNING! OH, I WISH I WAS AT HOME, IN THOSE NICE, DEEP COOL WATERS, DEEP ENOUGH TO DROWN! BUT OF COURSE I’M A HIPPO AND THAT DOESN’T EFFECT ME…

  87. hi mom

  88. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SURROUNDED BY THESE…what are these anyways??

  89. ahh help i am getting eaten by this delicious green stuff. maybe if i eat it then i will be done with breakfast and won’t die. yippee!!!

  90. uhh hello i dropped my computer down there and this green stuff is burying me alive.

  91. 100acrewood // July 25, 2011 at 6:27 pm // Reply

    Hey fellas! A little help here? I dropped my cell phone down in these plants!

  92. AHH! I’m drowning in..? grass?

  93. Peak-a-boo!

  94. minecraftman // June 28, 2011 at 12:18 pm // Reply

    Mommy, I think I’m stuck!!!

  95. jokemaster // June 28, 2011 at 12:16 pm // Reply

    Look out below!!!!

  96. i do not have a big mouth!!!

  97. you didnt tell me these were thorns!!!

  98. Hey! That dog down there is stealing my thunder!

  99. BlackWidow // June 4, 2011 at 4:33 pm // Reply

    But i dont like vega-ta-bles

  100. masterchief // June 1, 2011 at 4:51 pm // Reply

    GET ME OUT OF HERE!

  101. I’m the best tank!

  102. awesomeguy123 // May 6, 2011 at 1:38 pm // Reply

    I won the bet. You guys owe me ten bucks…I`m stuck!

  103. HEEEEEEELLLP! This green stuff itches!

  104. Hike,Camp,Have fun // April 14, 2011 at 12:55 pm // Reply

    This is not what I thought it would be!

  105. “Oh,beatiful, for spacious hippos, in fields of,uh,what is this?”

  106. Fly boy No. T // March 26, 2011 at 5:49 pm // Reply

    MOMMY MY TEETH HURT!

  107. RedBaron23 // March 26, 2011 at 5:07 pm // Reply

    To much broccli. UUGGGHHHH.

  108. mama were are you im scared this green stuff itches

  109. bob the unicorn // March 4, 2011 at 7:44 am // Reply

    “I got in here”,”now how do I get out”.

  110. IT’S EATING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  111. omg its the end of the world!!!!!!!!!!!

  112. BURP!

  113. I thought this was water? WHAT HAPPEND?!?

  114. DaffyDopey452 // January 16, 2011 at 3:36 pm // Reply

    This is like being in a desert! NO WATER!

  115. This isn’t water,its grass!
    Really high grass!

  116. “BURP” “that sub cuts deep!”

  117. Pikachu88_O_O // January 12, 2011 at 4:08 pm // Reply

    NOOOOOOOO! i dont want to eat my vegetables mommy!!! NOOOOOOO!

  118. Tiger=Awesome // December 27, 2010 at 4:15 pm // Reply

    Who needs takeout? I’ve got my own “All-you-can-eat buffet!”

  119. hungry hungry hippo

  120. (Yawn)… A brand new day!

  121. The lake turned into salad!HELP!!!

  122. I don’t like salad

  123. GIMMIE WATER, MOMMIE!!!

  124. i am at the all you can eat buffet

  125. Shinyraquaza // November 29, 2010 at 6:44 pm // Reply

    Aaaack! I can’t swim! Hellp! Lifeguard!

  126. It’s eating MEEEEE!!!!!!.

  127. Where am I? What’s this stuff I’m swimming in?

  128. Help me! I’m stuck in these weird plants.

  129. MOOOOOOOM!!!! BOB’S ANNOYING ME AGAIN!

  130. I hate being grounded!!!

  131. NO slime I said

  132. Get out of my salad!!!!!!!

  133. Mom,I said no spinach!

  134. Well this is new, green quicksand! HELP, SOMEONE HELP!!!!

  135. Come on, people, give some fish, I’m STARVING!!!!

  136. guess i shouldve ate that salad

  137. HELP! 0.0

  138. mickey13590 // August 3, 2010 at 10:31 am // Reply

    I’m sinking save me I don’t know how to swim. Even though it is just a field of grass.

  139. Help! I can’t swim! Glub glub!

  140. mighty crumb // July 10, 2010 at 1:02 pm // Reply

    AAAAHHHHH!!!!A SNAKE!!!

  141. I said nap time.NNNOOOTTT wedgie time!!!!!!!!!!!

  142. bionicle dude // July 7, 2010 at 9:53 pm // Reply

    ahh a plant…..wait more plants… and more…ahhhh……wait what,ahh just a dream….no more spinach before bed.

  143. watmater889 // July 1, 2010 at 8:58 am // Reply

    I LOVE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

  144. GET ME OUT! I HATE CABBAGE!!

  145. clementineman // June 27, 2010 at 9:32 am // Reply

    AHHH! Leaf heaven!

  146. Marco!!

  147. AHHH! HIPPO-EATING PLANTS!

  148. mom brockely again for dinner!!!

  149. Mommy please unground me.

  150. bugmaster6 // June 19, 2010 at 6:40 am // Reply

    air(gasp)i need air(gasp)AAAAIIIRRR!!!

  151. coniverous plants!

  152. *COUGH*COUGH* go ON WITH OUT ME GUYS…HEY MY NACHOS ARE GONE!!!

  153. tdjbgyhgnhj // May 29, 2010 at 10:07 am // Reply

    i need to breathe!

  154. ARGH! A crab got my tail!!! OW!!!

  155. AW SOMETHING BIT ME!!

  156. spider-man lover 777 // May 7, 2010 at 11:28 am // Reply

    HELP,I’M SINKING IN LEAVES.

  157. Hey! you ever heard of a tooth brush? your breath stinks

  158. IM SINKING HLELP

  159. where did all the water go

  160. Lego-my-Eggo // April 22, 2010 at 8:22 pm // Reply

    “Yup. Time to lose weight.”

  161. go green!

  162. what hapend to the water?

  163. I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!

  164. I’m going as salad for Halloween this year!

  165. Santa Claus // April 17, 2010 at 9:58 pm // Reply

    ROARRRRRRR! HIPPOZILLA!

  166. mom! you didnt say the torture you would give me if i didnt eat my greens wouldnt be this bad!

  167. AUUUGH!!! I’m DROWNING!!!

  168. SALAD!!!

  169. Washington Lego Star Redskins Wars // April 7, 2010 at 7:17 pm // Reply

    I did not know my refrigerator had THIS many vegetables!

  170. Am i in green quicksand ? AHHH!

  171. Hey! has anyone seen my snorkel?

  172. get up and go // March 31, 2010 at 7:10 pm // Reply

    IT’S QUICK SPINACH! OH NO!

  173. “I said I was hungry, but not this hungry!”

  174. THIS IS SPINACH

  175. It was easier than i thought to sleep under moss.

  176. How long is this goiing to take i have been saying awwwww for the last twenty minutes, and where did the dentist. He just tells me to say awwwww and then walks away

  177. I’m in a giant SALAD! Hooray!!

  178. Aaaahhhh!!!! NO! NO! I ICAN’T SWIM!!!!! Oh, yeah Ok mom! My feet touch the bottom! Get animal helpers out of hear!

  179. No!Not the spinach!

  180. last comedian standing // March 2, 2010 at 1:36 pm // Reply

    Ahhhhhhh….. This bed is WAAAAY softer than that one from Sleepy’s!

  181. HELP ! i’m sinking

  182. AAAAAAA! I’m sinking in quik grass!!!

  183. Hippo: I want to be a veterinarian, not a vegetarian.

  184. HELP!!! WHERE DID MY BODY GO?!?!?!

  185. Open wide and say AHHHHH.

  186. has anyone seen my quarter?? I dropped somewhere around here.

  187. {Yawwwwn}… they told me that being a veg-head was hard.

  188. Big moth!!!!!

  189. get up and go // December 24, 2009 at 1:39 pm // Reply

    I said I wanted to be a VETERINARIAN! not VEGETARIAN!

  190. the brodster // December 22, 2009 at 2:54 pm // Reply

    NO MOM!!!! NOT BROCLLI!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!

  191. You told me there was going to be vegetables with dinner but this is ridiculous.

  192. aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! green quicksand!

  193. Okay okay ill eat my veggies.

  194. now this is what I call a buffet. oh boy.

  195. Aw man!This is a magic river and with a magic rivers is that one second it’s water and the next it’s kelp.

  196. help me i`m drowning I`M DROWNING

  197. wear did the lake go?

  198. MOMMY!!!WHERE IS MY MOMMY?!?!?!?!

  199. That looks like a baby Hippowdon from pokemon.

  200. cyberman7888 // November 27, 2009 at 4:44 pm // Reply

    I never knew air tasted this good!

  201. Nooba go home // November 25, 2009 at 8:08 pm // Reply

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS LAND!!!

  202. i didnt know this is deep!

  203. albert einstien // November 24, 2009 at 8:27 pm // Reply

    attack of the algea!

  204. FREEDOM!!!!!

  205. Burp power! Yay!!!!!!!!!

  206. Ahh-choo! Help! I’m – ahh-choo! alerjic to green – ahh-choo! Stuff.

  207. if you don’t make my alfalfa milkshake right now, you’re fired pedro!

  208. NOOOOOOO! I’M LOST!

  209. Ahh…chah…I think I just swallowed a frog .

  210. Hey!! ROOM SERVICE!!!!!!

  211. green quick sand!?

  212. Mom said if i didn’t eat my greens they would keep piling up…. she was right!

  213. So much for my green food coloring collection.

  214. Mom why dont you come swim in the green pool with me!!

  215. a guitarist // October 1, 2009 at 8:52 am // Reply

    Ahhhhhhh!!!! I’ve woken up in a giant bowl of salad!!!

  216. Hmm… I guess I slept a little longer than I thought…

  217. MOM! I AM HUNGRY!

  218. HELP! I am stuck inside a grassy ocean!

  219. I like Mixed Greens salads better, thank you.

  220. Now where are those little birds that clean my teeth im in a rush

  221. WHARES THE RIVER

  222. when are you going to feed me!?!?!?

  223. Ahhhhh! I hate Mondays.

  224. Hey everyone! look at my “swimming pool”!

  225. HEY! YOU THERE, ACROSS THE SWAMP! GET AWAY FROM MY SALAD!

  226. YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS GREEN MEAT! NOT SALAD!

  227. you are not welcome to the cave of wonders

  228. i don’t get it, is it a lake or a feild?

  229. YAWN!!!

  230. Mom! Did you eat the salad bar again?!?

  231. The funky2000 // August 10, 2009 at 5:50 am // Reply

    “stop opening all of my cans of green beans!”

  232. Underdog10 // August 6, 2009 at 1:38 pm // Reply

    Aaauugh! Where am I!

  233. Mommy! Help Im drowning in brussel sprouts!!!

  234. 5 more minutes

  235. I specificly said i did not want the salad bar!

  236. I hope this is not poison oak.

  237. BURP! That sure tasted better going down than coming up!

  238. Its a good thing i’m a vegetarian!!

  239. Someone!!!!!!!!! // July 14, 2009 at 7:20 pm // Reply

    I’m to young to die!!!!!!!!!!

  240. If only I had some salad dressing.

  241. hheellpp mmee!!!!!

  242. Life in the overgrown lake

  243. Where on earth did all these plants come from.

  244. HELP I’M DROWNING IN PLANTS!!!!!!!

  245. Dang trap doors!!!

  246. Hey, why is grass growing on water!

  247. Anonymous // May 31, 2009 at 9:21 am // Reply

    sob. I’m so hungry. Feed me.

  248. cookie dough // May 30, 2009 at 8:32 pm // Reply

    What did I eat?

  249. wow… now i know what they meant by ‘all you can eat’ salad bar!

  250. (:>[ ] ) AHHHH. I’m tired.

  251. SPIKEY SHOUES // May 27, 2009 at 12:50 pm // Reply

    Ah, so my teacher was right, plants will someday take over the world…… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  252. wii master // May 25, 2009 at 11:15 am // Reply

    “MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW UM… HOW DOES IT GO AGAIN?’

  253. Opera time. Memememe!

  254. it looks like my sister

  255. Billy bob // May 17, 2009 at 4:43 pm // Reply

    Ouch! I think a hungry hippo just bit me!

  256. Help! I am being attacked by… who are you?

  257. yawn, I’m tired

  258. Help me,i’m drowning,call 911!

  259. dudes wheres the meat?!?!?!:'(

  260. Ahhhhh! I am sinking….Oh I’m just in MY swamp.

  261. spuirrl boy // April 21, 2009 at 10:39 am // Reply

    Come on birdie, come on

  262. i just woke up,give me coffee!!!

  263. ranch dressing // April 9, 2009 at 7:02 pm // Reply

    To much salad! Not enough dressing!

  264. Next year we’re using water for the dunktank.

  265. Why can I never Plant a nice garden!?

  266. I bet Pedro would love this 2 ton alfalfa milkshake.

  267. Note to self: Never try to hold the record of World’s Biggest Barfer.

  268. CoolioMcCoolio // March 23, 2009 at 5:06 pm // Reply

    You Said Spinach-Land Would Be Fun!

  269. when potato salad turns bad

  270. Its My Front Tooth Doctor..

  271. Don’t hurt me I won’t step on anymore plants ever ever again I promise!!! Sorry sunflowers heh heh heh.

  272. Aaaahhhh.I’m tired of drowning in plants.

  273. jedimastercoda1 // February 22, 2009 at 4:32 pm // Reply

    I AM NOT I COW!!!!!!!

  274. Green REALLY isn’t my color!

  275. I shouldn’t have made the salad without help!!

  276. Minigolfing isn’t as fun when you are a obstacle.

  277. comon just brush my teeth allredy

  278. Man, I hate this vegatarian diet!

  279. AHH, QUICK SAND, I MEAN QUICK GRASS

  280. kielbasa says // January 27, 2009 at 7:40 pm // Reply

    Is it just me, or did the water turn green?

  281. Save me, i’m drowning!!!!!

  282. Maybe I’ll sleep here for the next 20 years and become the Hippo “Rip Van Winkle”

  283. cooliestdude // January 12, 2009 at 8:08 pm // Reply

    AAHHHHH!!!!!! The alge monster lives!!! however on the upside this will be a great discovery for national geographic…

  284. surferdude28 // January 11, 2009 at 3:36 pm // Reply

    Mom…salad again?!?

  285. come on fish jump into my mouth!

  286. Forgetting he is an herbivore, Bubba the Hippo waits patiently for his next meal.

  287. umm mommy where are you?

  288. HEY LITTLE FUNGI GET OFF OR I’LL CALL FOR HELP AND THE HIPPO I CALL FOR WILL BEAT YOU UP OK! Since that didn’t work I’lldo it the old fasioned way …MOMMY!

  289. bobby'snotmyname // December 19, 2008 at 4:18 pm // Reply

    Now do u see why i don’t like my veges, MOMMY?

  290. itsmeleavitt // December 18, 2008 at 9:50 pm // Reply

    don’t bother me i’m eating. carles jr 6 dollar burger for $4.99

  291. I’M DROWNING

  292. If you think my favorite color is green,
    GUESS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

  293. do I havr to eat my vegtables

  294. “The Greens… The Greens are ALIVE!!! N-n-nice greens-s?

  295. Great. My food is eating me

  296. HELP! im dronding in beens

  297. Yep, i’m going green now.

  298. now if only some food would come

  299. Hey this is’nt the fair

  300. When will the dentist come in? I’ve been like this for an hour!

  301. I WANT MY MOMMY!

  302. this is the final hole in the course. any questions

  303. Help im drowning in lettuce

  304. i the jungle the mighty jungle the weeds will eat you alive!

  305. Hey, I’m a carnivoe not a vegitarian ,therefore

    GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

  306. Where’s my Eggo!

  307. AIR,AIR I cant breath AIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  308. “I said I wanted a side-salad – this is ridiculous!”

  309. Wheres the food, the BLIND ELAPHANT SAID!

  310. okay guys not funny get me up

  311. Never and I mean NEVER go parachuting when you just ate above a forest!

  312. Help! I’m sinking in quick weed! Mmmmmm tasty!

  313. MOMMY!! I’M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I FIND MY LITTLE DOLL HIPPO!!

  314. The REAL Day of the Triffids

  315. Oh, You want me to eat that?

  316. trunk monkey // October 25, 2008 at 2:25 pm // Reply

    Help! It’s eating me alive!

  317. Mommy! Please, this isn’t the kind of punishment I had in mind! I hate salad!

  318. Mommy! Mommy! Please, this isn’t the kind of punishment I had in mind! I hate salad!

  319. what happned oh no I’m sinking somebody help I’m sinking!!, oh its greens well better make some smothes and looks like 500 smothes to me better get make some

  320. ACK! ACK! too much salad!

  321. Charliebrownman // October 16, 2008 at 9:34 pm // Reply

    The roar of an aspiring “Cimba” (Lion King)

  322. to much vegies this is going to do the opposite change my diet.

  323. Oh, gosh. I knew Archuleta would lose American Idol!

  324. yawn, morning allready

  325. drbywinnr101 // October 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm // Reply

    Ak! that brocolli might have been nutritious, but Not delicious AT ALL

  326. not salad again mom

  327. Arrrg! I lost my BoysLife mag and…oh free food

  328. AUUGH!!!!!! I’m allergic to these plants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  329. co-median1234 // October 13, 2008 at 10:09 am // Reply

    I hate when this happens, I fall asleep at the zoo and wake up in a salad bowl. Oh no, here come the dressing. Noooooo….

  330. funnyman2340 // October 13, 2008 at 10:05 am // Reply

    C’mon, not the salad dream AGAIN!!

  331. I finished eight badges, four beltloops, and three activity pins in one week. I’m so tired!

  332. hippo: um hey mother hippo:hey is for horses

  333. A hour a go I was in Mali now a salad bowl!

  334. I am a hippo, hear me ROAR!

  335. mommy where’s my teddy bear!

  336. BURRRRRRRRP……….. dang i scared my freinds off………COME BACK

  337. great i dont no what that was!!!

  338. Bubs are surrounding me helllllllp im sinking! Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  339. Silly Hippo, Trix are for kids!

  340. Moma! Moma! I’m stuck in this sea of grass!

  341. scout cashew // October 9, 2008 at 8:29 pm // Reply

    All this salad and no salad dressing.

  342. Wow, I could have had a V8!

  343. chucky the chipmunk // October 9, 2008 at 6:50 pm // Reply

    OOOOOOHHHHHHH! that was a good nap!

  344. Marco!!!!!

  345. to the founders of boy’s life,

    I love to read the entertaining mackizene that you give to me.

    Branden

  346. I think I may have ordered a liiiitle too much salad

  347. yawn . . . I realy need some beauty sleep

  348. Where’s the water?

  349. help! i’m sinking!

  350. HELP!! I’M BEING EATEN BY MY OWN DINNER!!!!

  351. (yawn) hey I should get a puppy!

  352. Yeah, uh, Mom? Now I know the cosequenses of playing olympic diving with my dish of ‘seaweed suprise in water’. I confess it all…now please, help me before they make me do a triple front flip! *GASP!*

  353. pingo the magic penguin // October 8, 2008 at 9:04 pm // Reply

    Climb in I’ll give you a ride!

  354. JMasterFlash // October 8, 2008 at 8:59 pm // Reply

    “I’m going to eat you … person with my big gigantic teeth.”

  355. surfer dude // October 8, 2008 at 8:02 pm // Reply

    spinach for life!

  356. surfer dude // October 8, 2008 at 8:01 pm // Reply

    I hate this diet my doctor told me to go on

  357. See no cavities. Um why are you looking at me like that?

  358. P.J. the dragon // October 8, 2008 at 5:54 pm // Reply

    I knew the mall was crouded, BUT NOT THIS!

  359. hello anyone in a range on 10miles?

  360. lol u cant c me

  361. *Yawn* this stuff is comfy!

  362. Mama! Mama! There trying to eat me! HELP!

  363. wow itshot

  364. Help! They’re pulling me under!!!

  365. thestarscout730 // October 7, 2008 at 5:58 pm // Reply

    See mom I brushed my teeth!

  366. thestarscoutt // October 7, 2008 at 5:57 pm // Reply

    See mom I brushed this moring!

  367. darthnater10 // October 7, 2008 at 4:02 pm // Reply

    NOOOOOO!!!!! I’m sinking in my supper!!!

  368. Im tierd

  369. i only told him to lead me to a salad bar

  370. Whaaa! Can somebody please point me the bathroom!

  371. I am swimming in my own food

  372. is this the end of water and start of broccli?

  373. to munch france

  374. wow i sure not hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  375. But I don’t want to eat my vegtables.

  376. Penguinfan455 // October 5, 2008 at 3:40 pm // Reply

    NOOOOO I lost my DS.

  377. I didn’t know how serious mom was about her veggies!

  378. TOO MUCH FOOD!

  379. I should have listened to my Mom and ate my spinach.

  380. Help me im drowning

  381. ahhhhhhhh vines

  382. *MEOW*See mommy I told I could be a kitty when I grow up.

  383. Ah, time for breakfast!

  384. Wow! I thought the world couldn’t get any greener!

  385. where’s the beef!!!

  386. Help! A plant monster is dragging me under!

  387. j star 57575757 // October 4, 2008 at 3:00 pm // Reply

    i dont need to eat this much, mom.

  388. how do you get out!

  389. Yawn can I have a gallon of milk! Am I dreaming this plant wonderland or is this my mothers soup?

  390. Waiter, i didn’t order a thousand spinach, i ordered a salad

  391. WHAAA!!!! I wanna join cub scouts!!! Whadda mean hippos can’t join????

  392. i am choking HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  393. (yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn) maby i should just yawn today

  394. wowwwwwwwwww……………..those magic seeds i got from jack are diffrent from the book…….shoot. all i wanted was a potato!

  395. Ah, nothing like a money shower.

  396. YAAAWWWNN!!!! time for a nap in this fluffy green stuff whatever it is…

  397. get up and go // October 3, 2008 at 3:51 pm // Reply

    MOM! I cant find my stuffed pedro aneywhere!

  398. Ok I will eat my vegetables if I have to!

  399. How did I get here? Oh well,chow time!

  400. huh?! oh darn i went to get a midnight snack again!

  401. i am not a hungry hippo!!!!

  402. I hope it’s ceasar salad and not cabbage salad!

  403. What, salad again?

  404. i hate vegtables!!!!!!!!

  405. THIS is the best pool in Africa?!

  406. I want my Mommy! She’s the one that likes vegetables!

  407. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! help its the end of the world

  408. AAAAAA!!!!! I’m surrounded by spinach

  409. Dude, I’m worse than Nemo.

  410. More veggies please!

  411. I hate underbrush

  412. my mom told me if i made this face to long it would freeze like this!

  413. Ah man, mom said I have to eat all my veggies. There’s NO way. I’m never goin’ to get to leave this sea of greens!

  414. *yawn* this was unexpected…

  415. AAAAAAH! WAY TO MUCH BROCCOLI!!! HELP!

  416. In this end….. out the other.

  417. eagle or bust // October 1, 2008 at 5:35 pm // Reply

    Are we in new york yet??????

  418. hillbillyboy96 // October 1, 2008 at 4:37 pm // Reply

    Boy, is this water polluted! It’s gross!

  419. WAHOO! HOW DID I FIND THIS MUCH ALFALFA! GOOD THIN PEDRO ISNT HERE!

  420. im melting! im melting!

  421. Lego Star Wars Master // October 1, 2008 at 7:51 am // Reply

    I knew Olive Garden salads were big… but this is outrageous!!! I need some other hippos to help me eat this… this looks like a job for: SUPAH-HIPPO!!!!

  422. thats funny!!!

  423. Mom: Honey, finish your vegetables.

    Son: But mom!

  424. child of the wild // September 30, 2008 at 9:13 pm // Reply

    Where am I?

  425. i can see the light!!!!

  426. Hungry-hungry-…hey I don’t like vegies!!!!!! I am tiered … maybe I can use these desgusting vegies!!!!!!!!!!

  427. But i dont wanna eat my vegetables…

  428. Arggg! Im drowning in funny green water!! Help!

  429. I am sinking hey is that water or bluebells

  430. O.K. I heard Global Warming Was GOOD For The Earth, But This Is Rediculos!

  431. I think a plant just flew in my mouth!!!!

  432. Son Get out of the weeds thiers snakes BITE. ooh Thats gotta hurt!

  433. oh is the grass that wet and long mouth wat is it 7foot5 jeese

  434. M in Delaware // September 30, 2008 at 1:04 pm // Reply

    I NEVER thought it could be this great to go green, give me some more and I will “recycle” it for you.

  435. Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Can a boy scout help me out of this green water!!!!!!!!

  436. This water feels wierd

  437. Oh my. That must have been a REALLY long nap.

  438. were’d these grasshoppers come from?

  439. I said i liked spinich,not that i wanted to be covered by 4 feet of it.

  440. Trainerman07728 // September 29, 2008 at 6:10 pm // Reply

    Whoa.First I was chillin’ out underwater and when I got out,I like,shrunk.I blame the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I resent it now.

  441. Do we have to work on the gardening merit badge. I want to do small boat sailing

  442. I just hate mondays.

  443. I am so tried!!!!!!!!!!!!!Can please go to bed? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  444. PEDRO! What did you do to my beutiful water!

  445. oh! what a tooth ache

  446. I know i’m a veggitarian but this is pushing it

  447. AAAAAAH!!! scary nightmare! wait! IM STILL HERE!!!

  448. MOM..I know I said I was a hungry, hungry hippo but don’t you think this is a little much???!!!!

  449. Help! It’s Quickfood, not Fast Food!

  450. HELP ME!!!

    I’M DROWNING!!!

  451. surfingturtle // September 28, 2008 at 9:05 pm // Reply

    I cant find the Water!!!

  452. I wanted my house to go green, but not this way…

  453. Yawnnnn where am I, oh no not the spinach

  454. I will never eat my vegetables. Neverrrrrr!

  455. No! I already finished my veggies, not another helping please =(

  456. For the last time mom, I am not a vegetarian and I want a burger!!!!!

  457. Aww man,I feel into my food again.

  458. Im going to die

  459. Whi did I get stuck in the seaweed agian while I was swimming. Help I got stuck.

  460. I hope I scare the tourists

  461. louisiana fresh // September 28, 2008 at 2:56 pm // Reply

    I HATE THE COLOR GREEN!!!!!!!

  462. throw me some food

  463. I LOOOOOOOOOOOve salad!

  464. maybe a bird will land in his mouth

  465. HELP, I’M DROWNING IN MY DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  466. Mwa Ha Ha…my veggies

  467. I TOLD YOU MOM, I HATE GUACAMOLE

  468. noooooo! I will not eat my supper.

  469. I know how people tell you to eat your vegetables, but this is ridiculous!

  470. FEED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  471. YAWN! That was one wild night at the watering hole!

  472. Help !! the brocolii is attacking

  473. I want my mommy!!!!!!!!!!

  474. Oh-oh, you found me!

  475. “Mom, do I have to eat AAALLL my spinach?”

  476. I HATE Brussels sprouts!

  477. Man Pedro makes bad tacos.

  478. la-la-lahla, la-la-lahla, pedro’s world!!!! la-la-lahla……………

  479. aughhhhhhhhh! attack of the plants

  480. AAAHhh!-barfed-up-salad!!

  481. I didnt know they were serious when they said you are what you eat!!!!

  482. Help! I’m drowning in my salad!

  483. Help! I’m drowning in my dinner!

  484. aaaachoo!!!Sweetie,you know i’m allergic to broccoli!!!!

  485. Yes, I am speaking loudly!

  486. Looks like im marooned on a strange island! HELP!

  487. i’m drowning

  488. hey, what`s this stuff on the water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  489. i` ll never get to the movies on time in this trafic!!!

  490. Help! This spinich is eating me alive!!!

  491. oooh,all you can eat buffet

  492. NOOO NOT MY SPINICH BATH AGAIN !!!!!!

  493. Salad salad everywhere salad.

  494. What happened to me,I grew food!!

  495. uhhh i think i got carried away with the salad order……

  496. *yawn*

  497. hes tired

  498. HELP! I’M SINKING INTO A PIT OF QUICKGRASS!!!

  499. Why do I have to eat some much vegetables, mommy? I hate vegetable!

  500. I’M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  501. I’m a Hungry Hungry Hippo!

  502. AAAAhhh i hate salad!!!!

  503. he’s hungry.

  504. I fell asleep and I woke up in a vegetable nightmare!!!!!!

  505. X-TREME-OSAUR // September 25, 2008 at 7:12 am // Reply

    Yawn!!

  506. time for my useual plant bath.

  507. “HEEEELLLLPPPPP! I’ve fallen and can’t get up”

  508. Yawn! Hippos need there beuty sleep!

  509. Bob I didn’t mean plant spinich everywhere!

  510. dragonite 14912 // September 24, 2008 at 8:36 pm // Reply

    darn you bob! quit sending me broccoli! you know it gives me gas!

  511. Helga! Eat your greens and all of them. This is our food for the week!

  512. “Do not forget me!!!!!”

  513. Oh great, we’re having salad again!

  514. ahh. time for my nap! wait this isn’t my bed,my beds blue not green!

  515. yawwwwwwn. Ishould take a nap .

  516. AHHHHHHHHHHH! // September 24, 2008 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    Oh no the oceans turned green

  517. Open your mouth, honey, for the nice doctor.

  518. “Okay, I’ve had it: I’m telling my parents I’m never ‘going green’ again!”

  519. Why does bob keep sending me green stuff

  520. “Hey, where did all this green stuff come from?”

  521. I shouldn’t have partied at Joe’s all night long

  522. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha // September 24, 2008 at 10:26 am // Reply

    Hey!Who put the booby trap here!?!

  523. Mom do I have to eat all my greens?

  524. the final countdown // September 24, 2008 at 12:41 am // Reply

    so thats where peadro gets his green ice cream from!

  525. Hi! I won the be like Popeye contest!

  526. i wanted a moon pie not a jungle pie

  527. When I said I wanted salad I didn’t mean twenty!

  528. “I’m drowning!”

  529. Help I’m drowning.

  530. Oh. do I have to eat all these mom.

  531. Hungry Hungry Hippo

  532. what is he thinking?

  533. how long have i been asleep in this field?

  534. help!!!! I’m sinking!!!

  535. luke sykwalker // September 23, 2008 at 5:02 pm // Reply

    this isn’t the water!!!!!

  536. I just want to find the speck of dust that has all the little people on it!

  537. BjFearon22795 // September 23, 2008 at 4:49 pm // Reply

    Maybe i can catch the popcorn if you through it at just the right angle.

  538. I love a nice green salad.

  539. good greif forget jaws!!

  540. Im’ getting eaten by the salad!

  541. ahhhhh! a plant monster is after me!

  542. awesome dude thingmobober // September 23, 2008 at 3:40 pm // Reply

    more cabbage please

  543. Is the dendist done yet?

  544. thats awesome

  545. I only eat meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  546. afirstclass scout // September 23, 2008 at 2:56 pm // Reply

    Man I’m tired

  547. Man! That water is nothing compared to this!

  548. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IM SINKING IN TO GRASS!!!!!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!!!!!!!!!!

  549. I want want my mommy!

  550. I’m going green

  551. YAWN!!!!! I knew I shouldn’t have tried to hibernate!

  552. Hippo awakes from a dream that he was being chased by a hunter. When he woke up he wasn’t where he was before.

  553. I’ll just go to sleepin this burning spinach pit.

  554. I hate poison ivy!!!!!!!!!!!

  555. this sure is a lot of salid but bottems up

  556. HELP, I WANTED THE ALL YOU CAN EAT SALAD BOWL BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

  557. Ahhhh! Something bit me!

  558. This is why I keep telling you to mow the lawn!

  559. I DON’T WANT SALAD. I WANT RICE. OK, CAN I AT LEAST HAVE SOME SALAD DRESSING?

  560. NOT THE KUDZU!

  561. WHO UNPLUGED MY ALARM CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! third time this week!

  562. YAWN. What a lovely nap in the marsh.

  563. Chocolate Chip // September 22, 2008 at 7:24 pm // Reply

    Come Closer I DARE YOU

  564. I knew this spinidge would eat me.AHHHH!!!

  565. i knew all those veggies would come back to get me

  566. i guess this makes up for all the vegetables i fed to the dog…

  567. i said one scoop!!!!!!

  568. yawn… more vegetables.

  569. Waaaaaaahh! I do wanna eat my sawid!

  570. when the sky turns blak and cows fly i’ll eat that

  571. “Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Ti, Do”…………Please don’t tell anyone…..my mom wants me to practice for The Pond singing group.

  572. MOM what we are having ouion bagels again

  573. MOM what we are having fish again

  574. …ahh…aaahhh…aaaAAHH…CHOOOOO!

  575. we’re sinking! abandon ship!

  576. ”now my rolls to scream”,”I’m in the top horror movie in the world

  577. Aw MAAAMM! Not salad again!!

  578. When did they put GRASS in the ocean!!!??!!! WHEN!!??!!

  579. Why are there all these leaves here!?!?***

  580. I hate salad!

  581. Every body relax it will only kill you faster

  582. Aw come on I hate salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  583. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! I stubbed my toe on the rock again!!!!

  584. you know the pea soup? you better eat it before it eats you!

  585. *Yawn* can we go now??????????????????????

  586. ah man im being cooked

  587. Dad now you see why I want moms cooking, now we have to move again.

  588. But Mom I don’t Wanna eat my veggies!!!!

  589. Salad!? Again!?

  590. MOOOM i’m eating !!!!!!!! please do not pu. ROCK ON

  591. this happens at the beginning of the school

  592. HELP!HELP! I’M STUCK IN SPINACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  593. NOOOOOOO! I`m sinking!

  594. MOM! i’m getting swallowed by living plants!

  595. HELP!! Nature is all over me!!

  596. What did i do to deserve being eaten by cabbage?

  597. Will someone PLEASE brush my teeth?

  598. The dentist said he’d be with me shortly.

  599. help I am stuck in saled!

  600. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST A LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  601. AHHHHH!!!! It’s Devil’s Snare!!! Where’s my wand??

  602. is the salad convention here yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  603. This salad is real cool. I want to do this again! Please, mommy!

  604. Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not so much salad next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  605. 5 more minutes mom!

  606. Where did the dentist go?

  607. Uh! I should not have went on the Sizzler!

  608. They told me about quicksand, no one mentioned quickleaves.

  609. I’m just not used to waking up in this new “vegetable patch” bed mom made me.

  610. “NOT MORE SALAD MOOOM!!!”

  611. Looks like lunch!!!!! Yum Yum in my tum tum!

  612. NO MOM! NO MORE BROCCOLI!!!!!!

  613. Help, help! I couldn’t eat my lettuce fast enough!

  614. That’s the last time I’ll eat brussel sprouts!

  615. scoutmaster567 // September 20, 2008 at 1:36 pm // Reply

    aw,I dont even LIKE salad!

  616. Yawwn…wow that was some crazy party last night

  617. NOOO! I’m stuck in quickvegtable!

  618. Luke Skywalker // September 20, 2008 at 9:36 am // Reply

    I feel like acting like a lion. ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  619. Awwww man, not salad again.

  620. MAN!!!! Pedro’s new leafy green supersized soda is awesome!!!!

  621. darn those alligaters! They mixed up my food with pedros again!

  622. oh no! more spinach!

  623. HELP! HELP! I’M SINKING!

  624. mommy!

  625. I’m getting tired eating all these veggies.

  626. HELP! I CAN’T GET OUT OF MY BOWL OF SPINACH

  627. skinny_white_boy // September 18, 2008 at 9:15 pm // Reply

    I thought I ordered Blue!

  628. Help! I’m drowning in my salad

  629. I finally woke up from my nap, but how did i get burried in the ground.

  630. fell asleep in the brocilli patch AGAIN??

  631. Dig in!

  632. “GOT FISH”

  633. Help me! I’m sinking in leaves!

  634. yawwn….hey! my bed’s green!

  635. AHHHH!!!!!! ITS THE GREEN INVADERS!!! THERE ATTACKING! Well, its time to start eatin’!

  636. what!!! how can I eat all this!!!

  637. * Sigh * Atlest the plants like my singing…

  638. aah, basking in the grass and looking for lunch

  639. Hmm: What am I gonna eat today

  640. Yawn—ahah just need one more quick bite of my salad bed before my nap.

  641. Hmmmmm This is not Where my fish are??

  642. Wow, they really went overboard with the whole Go Green thing.

  643. That extra frtilizer rally did the trick

  644. WHERE IS MY FOOD!

  645. boy scouts never eat lettus!!!

  646. Now thats what you call polution!

  647. I NEED AIR !!!

  648. NOOOO! I don’t want to eat my vegtables!

  649. Mommy help Im stuck!!!

  650. Mom expects me to eat ALL this spinach?

  651. AAAAAA! The Slime, its pulling me down! Goodbye world!

  652. garrtsawesome // September 15, 2008 at 5:34 pm // Reply

    YUM!! Time for dinner number two!

  653. have i died and gone to heaven?

  654. burp!!!! I make you faint with bad breath. burp!

  655. theawesomestawesomer // September 15, 2008 at 3:58 pm // Reply

    How could a Boy Scout find his way through THIS?

  656. doing a god turn daily // September 15, 2008 at 1:14 pm // Reply

    All I ever eat is salad, and I stll can’t lose weight!!!!

  657. I thought you said this hazardous swamp was safe! Wait, that didn’t come out right.

  658. WEE!!!!!!!

  659. the hippo probaly saying “is this the feading grounds?”

  660. I could have known I’d drown in a giant salad

  661. my brothers best friend // September 14, 2008 at 7:05 pm // Reply

    it looks like my brother in the morning. He even has MOSS in his hair!

  662. brother`s best friend (or brother) // September 14, 2008 at 7:03 pm // Reply

    it looks like my brother in the morning i mean, have you even SEEN my brother in the morning,he looks crazy! he even has a little moss in his hair!

  663. fullmetal midget // September 14, 2008 at 6:04 pm // Reply

    I said wanted a LITTLE BIT of salad!!!!!

  664. ff [funny fred] // September 14, 2008 at 3:25 pm // Reply

    i’m going green!!!!! literaly.

  665. ”Spinach! Spinach! Hmmm… I wonder why noone wants it.”

  666. i thought this was my favorite resting spot

  667. yawn!!!!!!!!. . . huh uh hey where am I, oh yeah I must’ve sleepwalked to the wrong place when I wanted my midnight snack.

  668. OK, Who took the ranch dressing, and where are the bacon bits!

  669. they said it wouldn’t work but i told them right hippoes will someday rob a bank and get away with it

  670. When I ordered the salad, did I say “supersize” ?

  671. I am sinking.

  672. If I had jumped from ten feet higher I would have gone to china.

  673. Top Tenderfoot // September 11, 2008 at 6:24 pm // Reply

    Mom!!!!!!!!

  674. ahhhhh im tired.

  675. There’s to much salad!!! I’m not hungry

  676. NO!! I will never will give into evil breath mints!!!

  677. I didn’t mean this when i wanted to “Go Green”!

  678. its too bright its not time to get up yet

  679. YUM YUM YUM

  680. “clippers my kingdom for clippers”

  681. “oops too much fertilizer”

  682. VideoGameGeek // September 10, 2008 at 5:04 pm // Reply

    What in the world happened to the water?!!

  683. sir joke a lot // September 10, 2008 at 9:00 am // Reply

    YUK!!!!!! I HATE LETTUCE !!!

  684. PT C/S RT COMMISH // September 9, 2008 at 11:50 pm // Reply

    Salads get sooooo boring after a while!

  685. (yawn)is it morning already?

  686. When they say all you can eat, they’re not kidding.

  687. Hey, the shrinky-growy-thing2020 Ordep gave me worked! ACK! Mom! Step away from the salad! You don’t want to be canaballistic, do you?! :.(

  688. Lego Star Wars Master // September 9, 2008 at 3:50 pm // Reply

    HAHAHAHA!!!!! I am Darth Lettiuce. UNLIMITED LETTUCE!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!

  689. I’ve had it with veggies!!!!!!!!!!! I want food!!!!!!!!!!!!

  690. BlueLighteningDude // September 9, 2008 at 3:49 pm // Reply

    “Say spinach” “SPINACH!!!!”

  691. Stop taking pictures of me!!!

  692. lego starwars fan // September 9, 2008 at 1:09 pm // Reply

    HELP IM DROWNING!!!!

  693. this is mucky spinach its ganna rot mama i want cake!

  694. This isn’t where I went to bed!

  695. BlueLighteningDude // September 9, 2008 at 7:39 am // Reply

    waiter!!! There’s a hippo in my soup!

  696. Lego Star Wars Master // September 9, 2008 at 7:37 am // Reply

    Ah… Popeye’s paradise…

  697. YES!!! I AM NOW KING OF THE LETTUCE!!

  698. ‘ Since when do they plant hedges in hippo attractions.”

  699. “I ordered a salad, but I didn’t think they’d give me this”

  700. Dragonfan 350 // September 8, 2008 at 5:00 pm // Reply

    *YAAAAAAAAWN* Woah, I think the zoo keeper forgot to mow the lawn.

  701. I know that i shouldn’t have stayed up all night!

  702. I’m drowning in this pool! even more embarassing is, it’s a pool of SALAD!

  703. Imposter Boyyyy // September 8, 2008 at 1:37 pm // Reply

    Someone help. My mom is makeing me eat all these GGGRRREEENNNSSSSSSSSSSS. HHHHHEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

  704. Lego Star Wars Master // September 8, 2008 at 12:21 pm // Reply

    YAY!!!!! FREE BROCOLLI, CELERY, SPINACH, LETTUCE, LEAVES, and ALGAE!!!! A HIPPO’S DREAM COME TRUE!!!!

  705. Mama,help!! I got stuck in a tree.

  706. Some one get me my loyer some one put some greens in my tub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  707. I hate vegtibles!!

  708. Where the heck is a dentist when you need one?

  709. Hey! I’m playing “Hungry Hungry Hippos” too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  710. Pedro should be happy, I’m going green!

  711. ”mmmmommmmm i hate eating brocolie”,yelled the angry little hippo getting out of the water to do something.”You have to eat all of brocolie beforyou can play bl ”,snaped his mother while his big sister put all of hers and her 2000 sisters broclie into his pond.

  712. I thought Olive Gardens salads were big!

  713. Lego Star Wars Master // September 7, 2008 at 11:20 am // Reply

    Ah. I love these spinach bathes…

  714. Mom I said I want green cake not my greens!!!!!!!!!!!Son eat your greens or I,ll make you chock your greens!!!!!!!Om I think I will eat them then can I have some cake?No!!!!!!Come on!!!!!!!No!!!!!!!!!!OK.

  715. I didn’t order salad I want my lawer!!!!

  716. Waiter,I never thought the salad was that big?

  717. I always knew i had to face my worst fear but not like this!!

  718. now i know why i should eat my veggies! if you don`t they`ll haunt you forever!

  719. Who stole my submarine?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  720. That pizza was too large

  721. Kids, time for dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  722. Roar!!! Im a Lion! hear my Roar!! Roooooooaaaaaaaarrr!!!!!!!!!!!

  723. HEEELLPP!!!!! The carnivorous plants! They’re eating me!! AAAAAHH!!

  724. merit badge councelor:We need to protect the forest.

    Hippo:I want to eat the whole forest instead.

  725. Man on a mission // September 5, 2008 at 7:59 pm // Reply

    Hippo 2: Algae’s Revenge

  726. Ladies and gentleman! We now present… Leroy, world’s fastest salad muncher!

  727. Help me!!

  728. IM SINKING!!

  729. Hey! I ordered a large salad but not this large!

  730. Don’t worry our center fielder has got it!

  731. Is it just me or did mom put in some greens.But I don,t like my greens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  732. “Another Day At The Salad Bar”

  733. My mom always told me to eat my greens now i know.

  734. Ohh No!! Someone filled my GIANT hot tub with leaves! Ewwwww!

  735. Help , I’m sinking from the power of leaves

  736. Pack314Camper5000 // September 4, 2008 at 5:49 pm // Reply

    Hhh, Hhh, Hungry! If pasta is for me, then so is broccoli!

  737. I need to call my gardener!

  738. I WANT MORE CROUTONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHERE IS THE CORN?!?!?!?!

  739. It smells like roses

  740. It smells like roses!!!

  741. Lego Star Wars Master // September 4, 2008 at 4:23 pm // Reply

    YES!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST BUFFET EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

  742. the navigator // September 4, 2008 at 4:12 pm // Reply

    now they “ll never find in here!

  743. i put my best tuxedo on for this!?

  744. “HEEEEELP! The ground’s plug has been UN-PLUGGED! I’m sinking!”

  745. Yay, the food food is now coming to me. =D

  746. This is the worst salad bar I’ve ever eaten at!

  747. But, I don’t Want to go to bed!!!!

  748. my friend said the spa was moss free

  749. I wanted Ranch dressing on the side! No Crouton’s!

  750. I can’t eat this much salad!

  751. Come back!! i picked the best place in town!!

  752. I’M HUNGRY!!! ALSO, I DON’T WANT TO EAT WHAT’S ARROUND ME!!!!!

  753. Oh, no! I fell into the sea of asperagus!

  754. but mom i don’t wanna eat my broclie

  755. ahh,my beeutiful flower garden.[and it tastes good to]

  756. If you dont eat your brocolli it eats you!

  757. MOM!!!! I’M STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  758. This is what happens when you dont eat you vegtable honey

    BUT MOMMMM

  759. Hey i only ordered small salad

  760. *whew* I though I’d never get out of that quick-salad

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