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Why are u picking my nose
she has a peanut!
This isn’t what I expected at the zoo
STOP BEING PLAYING WITH MAH NOSE! IM TRYIN TO STOMP ON U U SEE!
i like this leash
GET OVER HERE!
I’m following the leader, the leader, the leader!
I’m NOT, a dog.
Trainer: now use your trunk to lift me onto your back…
Elephant thinking: This is so fun!
Trainer: It’s on to the slaughter house.
I already have a leash
FEED ME SEYMOUR
that way bob
Mommy wait up!
Walking’ my elephant like a pro
STOP NOSI’N INTO MY BIZ!!!!!!!!
I am not eating that!!
Couldn’t find a leash.
I knows you have peanuts, human!
don,t go in my nose I blew in a radio, kindle, and a iphone
Starch?! I thought it was milk shake!
Making my way downtown, finding grass
WATCH IT!
alright, you can pull me, but not by the NOSE!!!!!!!!!
chaaarrrrgge!!!!!
STOP PICKIN’ MY NOSE!!
Dude! Easy on the nostrils!
I don’t trust you in the monkey exhibit.
NO DON’T LEAVE ME!!!!! YOUR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!( sobs )
uh… let go of my nose I gotta sneeze.
Going for a massage!! They should be done in a week or two.
Dude!!! I know you don’t want to live in a cage, but for the last time, Im not taking you home with me! sorry…
We are best friends for ever:)
haha I liked your comment
Just walkin’ my pet elephant… wait,that’s not normal?
Ooh where are we going disney world 😀
Who needs leashes?
Elephant? What elephant?
Ok come with me there’s a fire on 926 Main St. and the hoses have a leak.
So when are you getting the leash.
for the millionth time, IM NOT A DOG!!!
why walk a dog when you can walk a elephant
Wait! I am NOT your child
no no no! dont put the penut in there you will ruin it
Hey give it back
time to walk the dog, er, elephant with built in leash
We walk dogs in the park, why not elephants!
follow me
Trunk stretch.
it’s a trunk, not a leash.
Uh… I know we’re best friends, but I am fifteen, so STOP HOLDING MY HAND!
Best Friends Forever!!!
come along, sue. it’s time for school.
Moving peanut factory……
Since this woman is too poor, she uses my trunk as a leash!
Why won’t she let me fly, there’s no mice in the sky.
this is what you should always do while crossing the street.
What am I doing? Walking my elephant, why?
its take ur elephant to work day
hey ladie, thats my nose, not a rope
hold my hand,were crossing the street.
That’ll teach ya’ to shove peanuts up my nose!
chicks dig the elephant
wow why did you get an elephant… i thought it would be a mad crazy woderful idea
well I when’t to the pet store to bye a dog and then I saw this little fella
“I do say, Margret, the way you are pulling me is most undignified!!!!”
But I dont wanna go to school!
we elephants are so sifisticated, we don’t need leashes
I’m 12 years old I don’t need you to hold my trunk when I from one enclosure to another!
ELEPHANT: Der di der der der. where we go?
aw i don’t want to go the time out corner
yeesh, I wish the cheapskate would just by a leash already
please don’t use my trunk as a leash
Peanuts!! Peanuts!! where are the peanuts?
“Does this airline accept trunks?”
This way Bubba.
OW!!! Be careful with the trunk!
Man: AHH! DON’T EAT ME!!! Elephant: I’m not trying to eat you, I’m trying to get you OUT of MY way!
im an italian doggy
Hold my hand while crossing the street.
“Lets take our elephants for a walk”.
Hey! Come back with those peanuts before I call over the others!
Please Im beging you please don’t body slam me 😐
HUT 2 3 4 HUT 2 3 4…
time for your walk,jumbo. you’ll get all chubby if you dont.
“Thanks for stopping my sneeze”
Stop pulling my trunk or I’ll stomp you!!!!!!!!!
Now here he is Lisa. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.
not the trunk! anything but my trunk!
WOW!!! That’s the bigest dog EVER!
I want some ice cream too!!!
Gimmie That Peanut!
the leashes at the pet store were to small…..
Fashion show ladies!!!!!
Hand over the peanuts and no one gets hurt!
this is a nose, not a hose.
come with me if you want to live!
STOP DOING THIS!!!!!!!!
I’m not a ballon!
thats the straightest my trunk gets hey! i never realised im a portable watering system
“I sure love walk your elephant day”
HOW DUMB DOES HE THINK I AM?
No collar,just a nose leash!Or a showerhead for animals!
GIVE ME THE PEANUT OR I’LL TRAMPLE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I don’t want a time out!
Heel, boy!
You can pick your friends, And you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose. Quit it!
Good one,”Monkey”!(he,he,he…!)
I am taking my pet elephant on a walk.
he hates leashes so what else can i do
IT IITCHES
One more peanut
Hey, that’s my peanut!
who needs a leash? I don’t! I’ll be outa here in no time!
..but I don’t wanna
nothing to worry about, just walking around with a huge elephant everybody is scared of…
come on snorkie, lets go…
Hey,
It’s better than a leash!
Hey be carefull you know what they say when you pull someones finger… you don’t want to know what happens when you pull an elephants trunk… lets just say you need to open more then a window if you catch my,”drift”…..
C’mon! I knew I stole peanuts but do I have to go to time-out?
“Talk about bad breath.”
mom do i have to go to human school
my nose is not pluuged
A built in leash. Everybody should have one!
come on keep it going.
The elephent is in a parade and everyone is execited!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we please stop playing trunk-of-war!
but joe I realy dont want to go on a walk today… hey hey! stop pulling on my truk so hard. are thows penuts I smell!!?
I know you have pop-corn in your hand! Let me have some!
Time to see the doctor.
Come on puppy!
stop, pulling me towards the punishment den! I can walk. Besides, I didn’t wack that boy! It was my brother over there.
Wait I can be the next Dumbo! See? I’m holding your hand like the magic feather.
Give me back my peanut
Let the trunk go or theres gonna be a phyco elephant rage!
i tryed to put leash on him but it didn’t work. so i came up with this.
I hate that dude who poked out my eye!
ELEPHANT: Let go of the peanut and no one gets hurt!
Hey, Lady you grabbed the wrong piece of luggage!!!!!(trunk)
Make way for the elephant parade!
HEY! I can carry my own trunk, thank you!
come on or ill…..ok you asked for it
Come ‘ere an pull my trunk
So this is the world’s strongest woman!
“Whaaat this is are normal routine. One walk around the park.Plus if you don’t want to take me by the trunk, you find a collar and leash that fits my neck”
MAN:Ok Daniel let’s go to see your destiny.ELEPHANT:But I don’t want to see my destiny.Why should we go anyways?
🙂
Ahhhhhhhhh,the elephant is eating my finger!!!!!!!
hay joe how do u get my hand out of this thing.
Nothing like taking your pet human for a walk
Hey I don’t have peanut!
THIS IS MY FINGER NOT A PEANUT!
Shower! Who wants a shower!
Stop pulling my trunk!!!!
i didn,t do it.it was the insane monkey that read your diary.OWWWWW!!!okay i admite it.
Come Along Todo.
“HERE WE GO ROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH MULLBERRY BUSH MULLBERRY BUSH”.
OMG!!! Why is that lady pulling my trunk?!?!
uh mom im a little big to have to hold hands
elephant thoughts: i have the atvanege, with water secretly stored up my nose.
I did not mean to make a big hole in that circus but i smelled penuts AND i saw a pretty elaphant! NO LIE! OW! please let go of my trunk.
get your grubby mits off my nose
okay, as long AS you promise to stop spraying the people.
Human:Time for a bath! Elephant: Anytrhing but the bath!
First time I’ve seen my sister for months, but you just couldn’t leave those houseplants alone, could you?
Human:You are going to be punish for not using the bathroom in the right place.
Elephant:Awww come on man, it was an emergency!!!
Okay I didn’t mean to knock over the kid with peanuts! But will ya please let go of the trunk?!
tag!your it
Give me the peanut and nobody gets hurt.
okay, i did steal some peanuts, but let go of my trunk, my friends will see me!!!!
iHAVE a built in leash
Just a little bit more hey where are you going? That’s my peanut!
my pet,your pet. we’re both the same!
I hate walking the elephant….
To embarrasing
taking a stroll in the park
I am blind!I need help! Oh thank you good one.
I am blind!. I need help!. Oh thank you good one.
I DON’T WANT TO GO! STOP PULLING MY TRUNK!
`scuse me, elephant coming through!
my peanut…
my peanut
i want that peanut!!!
Mommmmm,can’t homework wait?SpongeElephant trunk pants is on now.
thanks for trying to get that peanut out my trunk
WHATS THIS CICUS CLOWN DOING IN THE ZOO!!
YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE OLD ELEPHANT!!! (AT LEAST I THINK HE’S OLD)
I hate it when people get their hands stuck in my trunk
im going to scare the lady when i tap her shoulder. hee-hee-hee
O.K., O.K., I lost my dog.
What? I only stole like two hundred peanuts.
Wait! Stop! I see a peanut!
But, mom, I don’t wanna go to school!
Okay we are NOT doing another round of follow the leader!
ouch not so hard
ouch do we have to take my walk so early
come on Dumbo lets go!
back to the zoo
Yes the peanut factory!
Time for your walk. Lets go put on your leash……………ah man, the walk up there is so hard. Lets just use your trunck.
Shower! Who wants a shower!
Come back here.
Mmmmm!! Peanuts, I like peanuts!!!
come on,time to go on your potty walk,AGAIN
Can I at least have one peanut?
Elephant: I told you i wasn’t a kid anymore! I don’t need a leash!
Thanks for walking me home
GIVE ME BACK MY PEANUTS!
Why did you lose the hose?!
Elephant: “I said I like a peanut”!!!!!
Who needs leashes?
NO! I don’t wanna go to the peanut facto-wait, did you say PEANUT FACTORY!?!
Woman: Why have you been following me for the last five blocks?!?
Elephant: You have a peanut in your pocket.
Trunk! Trunk! Trunk! Geez, man, you’ve tugged me four miles already!
Peanuts!Peanuts!I want peanuts!
Elephant: Please tell me I’m getting out of the zoo for good.
run for your life, I feel a sneeze coming
“Time to take a poop!!!!”
Person: For the last time,you can’t be my dog!!
I hope we are going to the peanut factory.
Wow. What a leathery leash!
AW AW AWAWAW That is my nose AW! AW!
Lets go big boy
My nose isn’t a measuring stick!
Coming dear
I think my bloody nose has stopped.
Most people walk a dog but this is ridiculous!
I knew I’d regret sampling that peanut perfume.
Excuse me lady. Can you please tell me if they’re any peanuts at my living area.
I told you already speacail diet no penuts no cavities.basicly no dentist apointment
Come on, Dukey, time to go to PeanutLand.
cha cha cha cha cha cha.
due to lack of funds the fire department becomes desperate
But i don’t NEED a nap!
Aw, mom… I don’t need a bath!
i hope this is legal
My weight loss instructor is not very nice.
I don’t want to be washed! I want to go eat!
I want to go to China!
“I couldn’t find a leash”
It is more challenging to walk an elephant then a dog.
Why’d you have to use the super glue?
ok lest sneak up on them and let em have it!
I am ready for the water gun fight now!
fire the canons!
The peanut thief he went that way!
Going my way?
Let me go you undercover police officer!
I’m tired of Al’s Peanut Hut. Can we go to BK.
man, you have GOT to stop watching the jungle book.
hold my hand were crossing the zoo
I think the man is going to shove a peanut up the elephant’s nose if he doesn’t blow it.
“How the elephant got it’s trunk” – it’s trainer stretched it!
Human: Oh I hope he doesn’t sneeze.
Elephant: AH AH AH!!!
Get me to go to Peanutland.
Foward March!
Elephant: OW! YOU PINCHED MY NOSE!!!!!!! Guy: Want some peanuts?
gotcha now give me the penut
OW, THAT’S MY NOSE!
wow really need to get this growth removed!!!
Tickle my ears and I’ll love you always. Tickle my nose any I’ll follow you anywhere.
you puling on my trunk
Wait! I still want more! We elephants have a BIG appetite!
NO REALY DUDE STOP FOLLOWING-A-ME!
The beach is that-a-way.
FOR THE LAST TIMK I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE MALL!!!!
Follow the yellow brick road…
Jungle Book: Part 2
Girl mets elephant.
MUMY YOU SMEL LIKE PEANUTS
You’re lucky you don’t clean up after US.
HEY THATS MY PEANUT
I WIN THE RACE!!!
TAG! You’re it!!
tag your it.
MINE!!! MINE!!! MINE!!! Let go of the peanuts !!!
P.S.
I hope i am not taking anybody else comment
ready aim fire!!!
Ahh… yoga is so relaxing.
Am I in trouble? I know I brought my math assignmen… oh nevermind.
dog, straight ahead!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like he’s getting his nose picked. :()
why do you treat me like a baby! i’m six months old noww
Just 2 more trunk lifts to work that kink out!
Then I will give you the peanuts…..
make way, garfield jr coming through!
Hey, what’s that in my hole!
“Can’t you just use a leash like a regular human being?”
Shh… How do you expect me to steal you when you’re mak’n so much elefant noise.
I get it. Keep your nose clean
I’m not water am I?
Help, Help! I’m being Elephant-napped!
Ow, Ow. You’re yanking on my schnoz!
You don’t need to pick my nose for me, I already did it myself.
That feels really good, boy am I gald I called for a Cirowpractor.
Hey there’s a new invention you may have heard about, it’s called a Vacuum.
Just were do you think you are going with that?
Did you know that you smell just like roasted Peanuts?
I told you that Glue was very strong, but you didn’t listen!
She is walking her pet elephent.
This better be worth it. I’v keeped my eyes closed since my Brithday last year
I didn’t eat your peanuts, I swear! PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME TAKE A BATH! I DIDN’T EAT YOUR PEANUTS!
But…But. I don’t want to go to the local zoo. Everybody looking at me, makikng fun of me . I don’t wana. I don’t wana.
It was awesome!! The fish was this long!!
Huh? This IsntThe garden hose!
women marries elephant
Elephant,”At least they stopped with the ears!”
Something smells fishy around here!
I smell breakfast!
“I believe that finger you have there is mine.”
“It’s to the Sarlacc Pit for you, Buster!”
Got any treats?
Mom! No i alredy know how to play the trumet
“Stop leading me by the nose!”
Thank you for blowing my nose mom!
Mama! Mama!
that elafint is meen
I have to take ANOTHER bath?
I spotted a bird!
The boy is trying to kill the elephant.He is killing it by pulling its trunk.
I was gonna trample you, but that hits the spot!! Oooohhhh!!
What ever made you think you had any chance at winning this tug of war??????
Mom… I’m old enough to walk without holding your hand!
i have a trunck and i’m not afraid to use it
(Lady) I’ve got the kleenex ready.
Who says you can’t lead an elephant to water and make it drink
Mmmm! I never knew fingers smellede like peanut butter when you sneeze on them!
So the peanuts are this way? you better be telling the truth, because i don’t like liars who lie about where the peanuts are!
But I don’t wanna go to the circus.
This is what I do when I forget a leash.
Heel, Dumbo. Heel! Good boy!
Could you scratch my nose for me because it is a little far to reach from here.
Wow she MUST be blind im not your guide dog you left him back there.
But ma’ I dpn’t wanna go to school!!!!
man, that person thinks that they’re so strong. but you can’t lift me.
Give me my peanut!!!
Just walkin my gigantic,wrinkly dog
I hate it when she loses my leash!!!!
Walking the elephant
I DID NOT DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, thats the spot!
Ahhh…I’m putty in her hands……….
Maaaan!! The Naughty Corner Again!!!
Now johnny no more splashing water at me or ill cut your nose off.
Hold it! I didn’t sign up for this!
Okay! I give in! I’ll go to the vet just please, I beg you, just stop yanking my nose so I don’t have to get another trunk job.
Don’t let me swing my trunk or you might fly!!!!!!!!!!!
OUCH! My trunk is delicate
Excuse me, I’m taking my pet elephant for a walk.
come on spiffy, ur gona be late for your nose doctor again
Wow, you’re pretty strong!
IM GONNA PICK YOU UP AND TWIRL YOU AND ILL BANG YOU AGAINST THAT POLE!
I think I finally found a way to get my pet to exersize!
What am I, a DOG?(let go now or wel’l run over ya!)
i don’t wanna go to bed Mr. MAMA
what are you doing with my nose?
I don’t think elephants are ment to do this
do you see the thing I’m pointing at yet?
how long do I have to stay in this pose?
Ugh! I get paid 2.00$ a week for this
Mama…………….is that you i cant see.
If you are my mom DANG YOU LOST WAIGHT
finaly i bought something with enough room in the trunk
im gonna getcha im gonna getcha im gonna get you peanut
You almost pulled me over!!
Hey! Why are you taking my cookie? I bit off that! Its chocolate chip!
Almost.. got.. the PEANUT!!
All right big fella. There were complants about your trunk that you had on the 20th. So, I’m afraid I’ll have to but you in a cell untill you learn what to wear.
Well, it may be slimy, but on the up side, I save money on not buying a leash.
wow the elastic trunk.whatever happend to the elastic hands,feet,&tail.wait..your a phoney.come on lets talk to the ranger.
I’M SORRY!!! DON’T DO THIS TO ME!… I PROMISE I’LL BE GOOD NEXT TIME!
Why am I behind a fence?!?!
Why does she have a stick?!?!
ooh, once she lets go im gonna run for it.. shes not gonna make me go to bed…
I never knew my nose could stretch THIS long!
Please, hold it! Hold it!! Don’t let me sneeze!!!
Mommy said to always hold hands-er trunks, or whatever appendage when crossing the street
ow thats my trunk your pulling on
That’s it! Bring the elephant into the bathhouse and get yourself a shower!
I can’t pick my nose, I can’t pick on my friends, but I can pick my friends nose.
Elephant:I want peanuts.
Woman:I don’t have any.
Elephant:I see peanuts in your hand, don’t make me call the other elephants.
GIVE ME BACK MY PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ma’am if you do not have peanuts in your hand you are under arrest.
Do you have peanuts in your hand?
Can I be on a leash? My nose hurts!
woman;i know well win first for “most likely to hold your hand” at the pet show today!
elephant; Im leaving first chance i get!
cool! my trunk stretched 4.5 feet!!
lady:and now the new clothes trunk…
elephant:(thinking) why am i the clothes line?
can we stop at a restroom
And on your left there is the other Elephants are
Patty cake patty cake, baker’s man
bake me a cake as fast as you can
Elephant: *thinking* The things I do for peanuts…
When will she stop hiding?
Hay give me back my trunk
now be a good boy and shake hands errr paws jumbo , umm no , no , arrgh!
Oh, man I have to sneeze!!!!!
are we there yet?
I love you
ow that hurts my nosie poo!
Hunny hold my hand while we cross the street.
And you’ll see here, sir, is where you live. After living here for the rest of your life, you’ll be in the zoo’s morgue for a week, and then buried. Do you have any other questions about life for the third time in a row, Mr. Elepant?
hey get your hand out of my nose woman!!!!!! ooh peanuts!!
I told you that you weren’t allowed to get a nose piercing! Now lets go get it removed.
Why are you picking my nose?!?!
You DON’T want a frozen trunk.
Heeeey, why do I have to be the one who got caught? Tiger’s done this a million times!
Wait ’till mom see what I won in the circus!!!
HEY STOP!! I…want…to…run…away…from…her…
“My finger’s stuck”
Where ever the peanuts go I go!
Ready, Aim…FIRE!
Pull my trunk! Ha ha ha!
OH WOW!!! I love peanuts!!!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!
Oh, No! Not another bath!
Man, do I HATE losing tug-of-war!
Hey! You are not my kid!
why is she sticking her hand in my nose? im sure she wouldnt like it if i put my hand in her nose!
Women:Here comes the elephant to come and save the day….
Wait… you said 5 bales of hay, your NOT making me go out in public without 5 bales.
I’m not lying, so stop calling me Pinocchio!
Are you sure you have peanuts in your car?
Lead the way, seeing-eye human.
Woman: “Will you accompany me to the dance floor?”
Elephant thinks: “Ooh I’ve never danced before! This is going to be exciting!”
Why they don’t allow retrievers in the zoo.
Uugh, I hate taking care of these stupid, stinky elephants. Time to put on a cheesy smile for that kids show. Man, I hate my job…
But I don’t wanna go to the family reunion… I don’t know anybody there… YOU CANT MAKE ME GO!!!! NOOOO!!! WAAAAAH!!!
OOOOW, that hurts! Don’t be like that! Why do you have to drag me by my nose? My trunk is sensitive! …..ok, i’m coming…..
What, You can walk your dog, but I can’t walk my elephant?
Could you scratch there, on my nose? AAAhh, that’s the spot. OOOH, that feels good.
He went THATAWAY!
Wow! This new guide dog seems very obedient! It also feels big, but i guess thats how they grow Chihuahuas now.
Jumbo…. If you go to the dentist I’ll give you a peanut.
Never sniff glue.
Why cant I smell any more?
“Ahhhhhh! OK! OK! You got revenge for me pulling your nose… Now let go!
“Alright, sonny, this is going to be your new home.”
you are going to make me sneeze
STOP PICKING MY NOSE!
Is the elephant trying to eat a peanut????
im pulling its nose but peanuts wont come out
GIVE ME MY PEANUT NOW OR I’LL SQUISH YOUR TINY HEAD!!!!
he’s following the women because she has a peanut
I hate follow the leader!!!!!
I should have never drank that starch.
I know that I said “I’ll find you your car keys”, but this is going way too far!
Looks like Scooby Doo Got Replaced…
why is my straw so big!
Come on lady hold my hand not my trunk.
I thought you said you wanted to hold my hand not my trunk.
PLEASE!!! Just let me have the peanut!
watch it lady i’m to beautiful to be touched
Where are you taking me! HELP,HHEEEELLP. I’m Being Kidnapped .
I love congo lines.
Left. Right. Left right left.
Bed time! But the sun is still up!
Time to go back to the zoo. Only four more years until you can represent again.
I dont want to take a bath!
okay! okay! I know its your brithday.
No more cookies for you!
Don’t you know you can pick your friends nose!
“Come on jumbo”.”Just a few more days till we get to the african animals convention”.
Mr. Elephant thought he caught a “bug” but when he sneezed, he found out he had actually caught a person!
Come with me. You’re in trouble.
Uh,are you a travel agent, lady?
ELEAPHANT WARS 4:ATTACK OF THE HUMANS!
i love the peanuts, but this pic is suposed to be for the donkey,whats his name pedro.
That tickles!
Almost there, keep digging!
hut 234
im so good, i sould enter the world wide elaphant awards!
I still don’t see why you can’t use a leash when we go to the store.
Don’t tell me its my time to work
I Thought Elephants Always Tell The Truth
come here widdle guy
Come back here you little Democrat!
Hey look lady! I am so not going with you! You aren’t my mommy. My mommy has bigger ears than you. Security!!! Security!!!!
dat’s by dose yur haulin’ od, misder.
to your room!
Weeeeeee!
i’m sure its that-a-way lady
hey hey!watch they trunk just wacthed it!
come on kids lets limbo!
alright, come on fido!
And front, back, chachacha! Wow! We should go on Dancing with the Elephants!
Back to the circus with you Republican types. See you in four more years!
Let’s see here,is that a peanutbag or is it salted meat?
Hey stop pulling on the leash. You’re starting to act like a dog.
Thanks for the peanuts!
Hey, im driving this time! not Pedro!
hurry up.
Now everybody, stretch and touch the person in front of you.
Look I’m Pinocchio!
Lead the way good buddy!
oooowwww
just give it to me!
Uh? Just so you know,you hand i stuck in my nose.
HEY!!!! I WANT MY PEANUTS BACK!!!!
Hey, how long do I have to stay in this pose?
Now for the peanuts!
what’s the hurry?
The elephant nose.
Where am I and what are you doing with my Honeyroasted peanuts!
“Go this way to get the nuts!”
please please dont leave me my lovely peanut! hey you come back with my peanuts!
Wait I thought liked me not just to feed me!!!!!!!
stop pulling me to dinner
tag your it!
”Maybie I should sneak out with her”.Thought the elephant.
Don’t leave me!!!!
HEY! what ado you think you’re doing miss! i am not a dog and this trunk ain’t my leece
Thanks lady but I will carry my own trunk to my condo.
exuse me i lost my car jack. can you help me?
Don’t take my peanuts away!
ahh- ahh- ach— oh thank you
So what, I stole a few peanut bags!
You have a right to remain silent.Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law!
man this just like a dog on a leash except without the leash and dog
Lets see, Mcain and Palin or Mcain and Palin?
Not elephant patrol again!!!!
To the carwash!!!
i think that the elephant wants to get to the nererst town to get out of the countrey
HEY! that hurts!
So… where we going? hey uh is it the gorillas cause they don’t support obama and i don’t like them
I want to stay here!
Hey! Where are you taking me!? And you stiffed me wheres my 5 bucks
On this tour, can you show me where this place sells peanuts, because I’m starving!!!
“Hey, I’m not a peanut. Let me go!!”
I’m coming mother.
Man you really smell good, What is that PEANUT perfume.
Give me more peanuts!!!
Hey, Mr. Elephant! I lost my car vacuum, so could you help me vacuum my car?
Is this part of the tour Miss?
Ladies and Gentlemen The amazing peanut shooting Elephant
GIVE ME THE PEANUT BAG!!
Hey, quit pullin on my trunk foo!
Oh, MAN! Not the “Magnetic Peanut” gag again!
Man, I hate being a Republican.
Nooo! Don’t take my peanut!! Lemme have it!
I will never buy those delicious thin-mints again if you let go, ok?
Is that you my eye dog? Where going to Top foods to by some of my favoret Top foods top roman.
Hey! Is that a Peanut you’re chewing?
Hey, what’s that…….. Gimme, Gimme. I want it, I want it
Hey were are we going! I never agreed to this!
yay! let’s go talk to the gorillas first!
The Elepointer is the new compass. Get them at your local zoo.
So THIS is how you campaign for John McCain.
Hey, elephants need exercise, too!
Hey! My nose won’t stretch any further!
Hey! You said we were going to Disney World!
I dont want to go i just started making friends
I dont want to go i just started making friends
” Stop pulling me”.
” Pulling me I weigh 3 tons”.
OW! I’m sorry, mom! I thought it was a peanut!
OW! I’m sorry, mom!
Talk about ancient fire trucks!
You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
I meant your suitcase trunk! Not your elephant trunk!
Ok, Where is your house, I’ve been walking you home for hours!
I want That peanut!
Woohoo! We’re going to get my nose hair plucked.
so can I have the peanut huh can I huh huh can I.
“Following the leader, the leader, the leader. We’re following the leader, wherever he may go. DE DUM DE DEE………………..”
Give me the peanut and I’ll let go!
Hey! I DON’T want to go to the petting zoo!
i have aler-gs in my trunk
mommy help im gettin my nose hair plucked
not the boy scout meeting!
Just a little bit further…
my nose is not off center mom! so why do i have to get a brace 4 my nose?
give me your purse lady. I need more peanuts
This is my secretary…
can I come with you
I never knew elephants liked to wash humans
Ow, ow, ow, stop, that’s my trunk hair, ow, stop it, stop, ow, oW, OW!!
Um, Is there a doctor here? This elephant is trying to eat my hand as well as the peanut!
NO! I won’t go!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM,Not in front of the other kids!!!!
Pick it, you know you want to.
I’m not moving…my nose is long enough
Didn’t you say I could Eat That TRUNK! Ha!Ha!Ha!
So there’s the restaraunt! Oh, yeah, I think this lady is leading me to an ambush! I’ve got to get out of here!
Hey,gimmie those peanuts!!!!!!
Elephant: I know you told me not to play with that stick, but why cant you take it out?
ah…don’t eat my hand….silly elephant
Pull harder!Maybe my trunk will reach that pole!
So you say I’ll get a bone if I go? No! I’ll do it for peanuts.
i hate it when they use peanuts to make me take a bath. XD
I told you my nose was long!
owwwww mom I promise I won’t do it again!!!
Do I have to go to the park EVERY DAY?
Boy,Fido,You sure have put on a lot of weight.
hey mom i want to go to the zoo.
Hey give me those peanuts
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Wow! How did she know I like lemons
why,WHY, do I always have to put out the fire?
YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DESERVE A TRIAL!!!!!!!!!!! I’M NOT GUILTY!!!!
I don’t want to take a bath!
“Long range penut detector…”
I will eat you if you eat the last peanut!
Okay, my nose is right-side out, stop pulling!
bunny will rule all!! (\__/)
(=’.’=)
Hey! lady you better be leading me to some peanuts or else your fired
Trainer: Dang, this thing is heavy.
Elephant: I have a name you know.
I’m so glad they invented seeing eye humans.
oi! i don’t have a cold don’t take me away!!!!
OW! No mom I don’t want to go!
I’m so hungry I could eat a hand!
Help… she wants to cut off my nose,help!
Give me some peanuts! I’m starving.
Not the diet treats again.
STOP PULLING ON MY NOSE……..THE WRINKLES DO NOT COME OUT!!!!!
hello i have to go to the bathroom why do you think i am stomping the only reason i am following you is because it is hard to breath when you are tugging my trunk and i hope when we get there you will let go
Good there is the lunch bell. HEY! where did my apple go!!?
Thats MY peanut Lady!!!
Elephant:Dude,do I have to go? Trainer:Yes,you do. It’s your flu shot. Elephant:I don’t wanna go!!
3-2-1-……fire boogers!
Why do we need to go to the million year old gift shop, it has maggots crawling all over it?
Do I have to go to the doctor?
And it’s Jumbo the racing elephant winning by a nose!
I don’t whana take a bath DA!
Lady: If you’ll follow me this way, we have a outhouse…
Elephant: *thinking* Why did I even sign up for this tour…
Ahh, mom do we have to go
Are you taking me to Noah’s ark or something?
i am so glad your taking me to the bathroom. i really have to go.
i thougt i was being paid to be looked at … not be a vacum cleaner
Why can’t she just buy a leash!?!