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50 Comments on Write a funny caption for this photo

  1. “…… And my words of wisdom are to NEVER, EVER shave! Remember it well!”

  2. chicken-tenderson // June 23, 2009 at 5:35 pm // Reply

    Uh, mom, about that barber…

  3. @@@@@@@@@@ // June 23, 2009 at 5:19 pm // Reply

    Bubble,bubble

  4. I’m never buying another bottle which says INSTANT MOUSTACHE MAKER

  5. dartboy668 // June 23, 2009 at 4:51 pm // Reply

    I’ve been waiting forever for this cage to arrive

  6. mr. monkey maddness // June 23, 2009 at 10:22 am // Reply

    i need a partner for “dancing with the apes”!!!

  7. When i was a little boy… uh-oh… i forgot what i was going to say i guess i really am getting old.

  8. Is this photo shoot over yet becausethis my chin is really starting to itch with this cotton on my face.

  9. Im not going to that barber any more.

  10. bob with a afro // June 21, 2009 at 7:47 pm // Reply

    Honey, where is my shaving cream?

  11. If I’m 19 now I would hate to know what I’d look like when I’m 100.

  12. I thought i used shaving cream this morning!

  13. I must have grown this beard when i was sleeping! I never knew monkeys grew beards!

  14. I just need a large rubber nose, a black pair of glasses, and a pair of black eyebrows and then I have the perfect disguise!

  15. monkey madness // June 21, 2009 at 10:48 am // Reply

    Attack of the space monkeys from Pluto:part 2

  16. monkey madness // June 21, 2009 at 10:46 am // Reply

    Now this is what I call Monkey Madness!

  17. monkey madness // June 21, 2009 at 10:44 am // Reply

    Now kids to be good little children and get a lot of presents on Christmas Eve you have to give Santa Paws all the bananas you have!

  18. monkey madness // June 21, 2009 at 10:41 am // Reply

    GRUNT! Now I’m a boar!

  19. monkey madness // June 21, 2009 at 10:38 am // Reply

    Great now I’m santa paws!

  20. My wife is right,I need to trim my beard…

  21. fratbloo-fratbloo // June 20, 2009 at 3:30 pm // Reply

    Would you like to talk to the monkey of wisdom?

  22. joey456579098 // June 19, 2009 at 3:37 pm // Reply

    I’m father time for halloween!

  23. To himself “Now I know what lincoln felt like on a bad hair day”

  24. Umm… No, I didn’t get into the Crisco. Err.. why did you ask?

  25. ez come ez go // June 18, 2009 at 8:29 am // Reply

    I think I’m going to need a better costume for Halloween!

  26. Do you think this beard is good enough for Christmas?

  27. When is the beard contest ?

  28. CAMTOMARIO // June 16, 2009 at 4:07 pm // Reply

    Oh dear, how the time has passed. I’m now really old.

  29. Im just looking up to show of this cool pchture of me.

  30. All the female monkeys love me.

  31. Look ma I am santa claus

  32. Do you know where is the nearest barbor shop is?

  33. (in foreign accent) Well, well, well… I knew you would like my moosestache. I will sell plastic replicas in the gift shop. But first, I must TAKE OVER ZEEE WORLD!!!! MWAH HA HA HA… *cough* uh hem… well that was awkward…

  34. “When is my next haircut?”

  35. I hate bad hair days!

  36. hey. Mr. monkey? try NOT to look in the mirror today.

  37. Obamafan52 // June 15, 2009 at 5:12 pm // Reply

    Great! I’m trying to grow a beard!

  38. i’m to old for this

  39. I`m going to sing the bear song (with a berd)

  40. I’m your bigest fan,Jamie!!!

  41. Who woke me up from my beauty sleep???!!!!!!

  42. Does this beard make me look fat?

  43. I am the smartest monkey I can prove it with this awesome beard

  44. guiness world records yet or is it too short?

  45. Just so, Grasshopper.

  46. Im a monkey version of your very old grandpa

  47. Coldalaskan // June 13, 2009 at 10:54 pm // Reply

    Now all I need is a pair of eyeglasses and a top hat.

  48. i think its time to shave!

  49. get me a razor and get me outta here

  50. What makes you think I ate the cat?

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