Funny Fourth of July Jokes and Comics
Light the funny fuse on your Independence Day celebration with these hilarious Fourth of July jokes from Scout Life readers. Do you know a funny Fourth of July joke? Click here to send it to us.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Justin: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Gerald: Why?
Justin: Because she can’t sit down.
Joke by Justin A., Oquawka, Ill.
George: Knock, knock.
Kent: Who’s there?
George: Sadie.
Kent: Sadie, who?
George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July!
Joke by Kent A., Lakewood, Ohio
Alex: Where did our first president keep his mice?
Will: Tell me.
Alex: Mount Vermin!
Joke by Joshua R., Birmingham, Ala.
Comic by Scott A. Masear
Tom Swiftie: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Tom exploded.
Joke by Jeffrey D., Lansing, Mich.
Johnny: Does Europe have a 4th of July?
Josh: No.
Johnny: Yes, it does. It comes right after the 3rd of July.
Joke by Jude P. D., Rayne, La.
Joe: My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.
Moe: Is he all right now?
Joe: I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.
Submitted by Joshua G., Corvallis, Mont.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Teacher: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?
Johnny: “Get in the boat, men!”
Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.
A book never written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech.
Joke by Ben H., Ontario, N.Y.
Harry: What do you call an American drawing?
John: What?
Harry: Yankee doodle!
Joke by Aubrey T., Jackson, Miss.
Alvin: My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans.
Alex: Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they?
Joke by Alex I., Exeter, R.I.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Teacher: More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.
Caleb: Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!
Joke by Caleb B., Borfield, Ill.
Pedro: What was the patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?
Ordep: I don’t know. What?
Pedro: Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
Joke by Greg B., Corning, N.Y.
Beth: What did one flag say to the other flag?
Eric: Nothing. It just waved!
Joke by Wyatt P., Sumerduck, Va.
Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.
Joke by Luke M., Morganton, N.C.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Robert: What’s red, white and blue?
Bradley: Our flag, of course.
Robert: And a sad candy cane!
Joke by Robert D., Rowlett, Tex.
A book never written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave.
Joke by Micheal R., Brewton, Ala.
Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?
Johnny: “Play ball”?
Joke by Nate C., Ipswich, Mass.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Robert: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
John: I don’t know.
Robert: Tea-shirts.
Joke by John D., Richmond, Va.
A book never written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks.
Joke by Leonard C., San Diego, Calif.
Patrick: What do you call our 16th president, waiting to turn left at a red light?
Hugh: I have no clue.
Patrick: Abe Blinkin.
Joke by Patrick D., Madison, Wis.
Not funny at all…I didn’t even grin.
FUNNY
this jokes are funny for youtube
Q: What did George Washington say to his men as they rowed across the Delaware River? A: “Don’t ROCK the BOAT!”
These were great and I intend to share them. they made me smile. Thanks! Southern Pastor
I like them all
I like them but not the tom swiftys
These jokes are so corny
Cute and funny thank you gave me a chuckle
tom swiftie jokes annoy me july 4th one and Boston tea party one