Laugh at 30 Funny Fourth of July Jokes
Light the funny fuse on your Independence Day celebration with these hilarious Fourth of July jokes from Scout Life readers. Whether you’re grilling burgers, watching fireworks or enjoying quality time with family and friends, these witty one-liners, clever puns and hilarious comics are a perfect way to celebrate the Fourth!
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Comic by Daryll Collins
Justin: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Gerald: Why?
Justin: Because she canât sit down.
Joke by Justin A., Oquawka, Ill.
George: Knock, knock.
Kent: Who’s there?
George: Sadie.
Kent: Sadie, who?
George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — itâs the Fourth of July!
Joke by Kent A., Lakewood, Ohio
Alex: Where did our first president keep his mice?
Will: Tell me.
Alex: Mount Vermin!
Joke by Joshua R., Birmingham, Ala.
Comic by Scott A. Masear
Tom Swiftie: âDonât light those fireworks!â Tom exploded.
Joke by Jeffrey D., Lansing, Mich.
Johnny: Does Europe have a 4th of July?
Josh: No.
Johnny: Yes, it does. It comes right after the 3rd of July.
Joke by Jude P. D., Rayne, La.
Joe: My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.
Moe: Is he all right now?
Joe: I donât know. I havenât heard the last report.
Submitted by Joshua G., Corvallis, Mont.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Nathaniel: What did the parrot say on Independence Day?
Gabriel: Tell me.
Nathaniel: âPolly want a firecracker!â
Joke by Nathaniel H., Arvada, Colo.
Teacher: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?
Johnny: âGet in the boat, men!â
Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.
A book never written: âAmerican Victoriesâ by Norman D. Beech.
Joke by Ben H., Ontario, N.Y.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Tom Swifty: âI live in America,â Tom stated.
Joke submitted by Evi Vander Z., Pewee Valley, Ky.
Harry: What do you call an American drawing?
John: What?
Harry: Yankee doodle!
Joke by Aubrey T., Jackson, Miss.
Alvin: My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans.
Alex: Your relatives couldnât get along with anyone, could they?
Joke by Alex I., Exeter, R.I.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Teacher: More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.
Caleb: Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!
Joke by Caleb B., Borfield, Ill.
Pedro: What was the patriotsâ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?
Ordep: I donât know. What?
Pedro: Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
Joke by Greg B., Corning, N.Y.
Beth: What did one flag say to the other flag?
Eric: Nothing. It just waved!
Joke by Wyatt P., Sumerduck, Va.
Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
Tommy: Yes, maâam. At the bottom.
Joke by Luke M., Morganton, N.C.
Comic by Daryll Collins
Ben: How come thereâs no knock-knock joke about America?
John: No idea.
Ben: Because freedom rings.
Joke submitted by Ben G., Bethlehem, Penn.
Robert: Whatâs red, white and blue?
Bradley: Our flag, of course.
Robert: And a sad candy cane!
Joke by Robert D., Rowlett, Tex.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Luke: What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Incredible Hulk?
Dad: What?
Luke: Star-Spangled Banner.
Joke submitted by Luke M., Edison, N.J.
A book never written: âThe Parts of the National Anthemâ by Homer D. Brave.
Joke by Micheal R., Brewton, Ala.
Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of âThe Star-Spangled Bannerâ?
Johnny: âPlay ballâ?
Joke by Nate C., Ipswich, Mass.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Robert: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
John: I donât know.
Robert: Tea-shirts.
Joke by John D., Richmond, Va.
A book never written: âHow to Become Presidentâ by Paul OâTicks.
Joke by Leonard C., San Diego, Calif.
Patrick: What do you call our 16th president, waiting to turn left at a red light?
Hugh: I have no clue.
Patrick: Abe Blinkin.
Joke by Patrick D., Madison, Wis.
Why does the Statue of Liberty Green?
Because it paint green in 9163
Hey iron man, Youâre liberty ice cream is ready!
Do you want some ghost pepper too?
Not funny at all…I didn’t even grin.
FUNNY
this jokes are funny for youtube
Q: What did George Washington say to his men as they rowed across the Delaware River? A: “Don’t ROCK the BOAT!”
These were great and I intend to share them. they made me smile. Thanks! Southern Pastor
I like them all
I like them but not the tom swiftys
These jokes are so corny
Cute and funny thank you gave me a chuckle
tom swiftie jokes annoy me july 4th one and Boston tea party one