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Sarge, target is right below. Ready the stink bombs.
I told you this would only end badly, Tytus!
Don’t worry, Jake! I’ll help you up!(Jake falls of log) or Down!
The Floor is lava
Trees are fun! We should try this again sometime.
They’re right – when we’re together, we’re definitely furballs
WHAT IS THAT!? JAKE!!!
Dang it bob, I knew our vulture disguise wasn’t gonna wook
THUG LIFE CHOSE ME BRUH!
dont look down!
who orderd raccon on a stick
wait this is the north pole right?
two raccoons stuck together
For a second I thought that was a picture of an emu lol.
What’s that I see in the trash, maybe a left over tuna sandwich?
I wouldn’t jump, Jerry, we don’t have nine lives!
My post! MINE!!!
Gonna win the olympics!!!
Nothing up here!
Who made up this obstacle course any way?
Bob: I think we should go this way. Joe: No, I think we should go that way. Bob: What did you do with the map? Joe: I thought you had the map!
“Do you think this is high enough? I wouldn’t want any cats breaking and entering, dear.”
“You jump first!”
“Hey! Ricky I think the dog is gone!”
Don’t leave!!! (sob)
“How do we get back down from this pole?”
I think it’s save now the cats walking away.
I’m linked!
why’d the squirrles steal the tree again?
tag your it
I’m hugging my mom so leave.
is that big cougar gone?
Hey i got an idea. We look like a cobra….
Right?
Raccoon and beaver hats are cool, huh, we’ll see about that!
HONEY THE BEAR HAS PASSED
honey stop screeching its 500 feet up
honey be down for dinner in 10 hours
Raccoon facing down: is it down there? Raccoon facing up: no, it’s up here!
dont do it jhonny. your just a cub scout!
I’m king of the world now how do i get down
the guy wearing this coon skin hat is stiff as a board.
Mom is there really more room
And now please welcome the 2 headed racoon
hey joe im not the low man on the totem pole anymore!
is it safe momy?
How did I ever let him talk me into this?
mine!
yayyyy no more school!
Tip:If you’re REALLY still,they might think you’re a really big gray cotton ball!
Racoon 1: Going up! Racoon 2: Annnnd going down.
I told you it wasn’t food
do it
Go away jo
HELP! BEAR POLICE!
One at a time!!!
I’ll Save you Billy!
Uh oh. The beaver is coming.
okay bob we got up now how do we get down
Hey! This is mine!
Good. The Bear can’t see us!
I hate follow the leader when you are the leader, bob
hey bob you can go down first then tell me how much it hurts when you fall
don’t look down don’t look down
No easter eggs here!
One way or the other dude, your choice!!!!!!!
AH! I have rabies!
“Go away! The sign says NO TRESPASSING”
This is a really tall mountain, George.
Wow, Jerry Its really high up here.
ok you want to be a bird go be free! live your dream
um you first!
i am scared are you.i am scared are you………
Louie still doesn’t understand what gravity is.
Why did you pick this tree to live in again?
Hey Louie, is he still down there, do you see it?
How high are we?
Gemini goes for a climb.
I sink I see somesing.STOP TALKING LIKE THAT! I can’t help it, I have a pwobwom wis my mouf.
Who stole my food?
Wait a minute! We’re not mice & this isn’t a clock at 12 o’clock!
Gah, can’t a racoon get bars on his cell phone?
We won the bet… Do you think it was worth it?
Let’s go to the south pole
I am too scared to go down jasper….You go first.
Mario makes this look sooo easy.
alright men, we must secure the perimeter… any garbage that is found comes straight back to me got it? now MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!! ill be watching safely from this outpost for animal control officers
Hey!you said there was food up here!
Who would do such a mean thing?!
The elevator’s broken, Joe. We have to use the stairs.
The stairs are broken too. Use the emergency pole!!!!!!
Is it gone? The cat’s gone right? It’s safe to come down now right?
Hey, Bob, scooch over, please! I don’t know what it is, but your forcing me to look at it, because I can’t just stand up straight! MOVE!!!!!!!!!
hey monster you stink
ITS HORRENDOUS!!!!
Alex:Good bye Steve.
Steve:Good bye Alex
these guys are playing who can do the best moves & jump at the same time
Uh Oh here come the beavers!!
hey dude wheres the house?????
Okay now when i jump you count to 5 then you jump ok!
Racoon#1 What was that??!!!!
Racoon#2 whatever it is it sure know how to climb!
Oh, that does not look good. Are dogs supposed to climb trees?
RACOON#1 uh oh here they come!
RACOON#2 i knew we shoudn’t of stole their garbage!
Sooo who’s jumping first?
were did my friend go
there’s only room for one of us on this log, so happy landings!! waa ha haha
arrrrrrgh
Ha! I got you now!
Don’t worry. When you pull the cord, your parachute opens and you’ll be just fine!
Hey, Buddy! you need a totin chip to cut down this tree!
Dude, maybe we should get down from here. that guy with the chainsaw doesn’t look very happy
HEY buddy you barking up the wrong tree!!
I am a wizards staff
keep those squirrels away from us!!!
keep those crows away from us!!!
I hate raccoon cope course!
Pete and repeat are climbing a tree. Pete falls off. who is left?
Where did that spider go?
SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!! i am surronded by dogs and they wont leave me alone
Get off, it’s my thorn to be lookout
Is it gone yet? Um, no
Okay Teto on the counts of tree I goes in…
o no dont look down
Hey! this is my tree top!
Hey! Get off! This is my Sugar Maple! It’s my sap!
ILL SHOW YOU BEAVER ILL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO THAT I CANT
is the dog gone yet…no (sigh)…HHAAAA mountain lion!
Is he gone yet??
jimmy I said do not look done.
Looks like the other side of me doesn’t smell very good
finally i got away from those silly campers i wonder how long they will be here …..(campers)so today is day one of a three hundred sixty five leave no trace campout (racoon) o no at least it is leave no trace
but that means no food and that is not okay!
we love to climb. the only thing is,how do we get down !
R. A. Coon starring in ” where are those berries?”.
Can we stop playing “Follow the Leader” now?
Two Words: Totem pole
were did our house go?
Is this a backwards mirror?!?!
You’ll never get me now! Wait, he’s behind me, isn’t he?
this is a very long obstacle course
ahh dog,dog !!!RUN!!!
now im starting to wonder if this was such a good idea
NO. We will not come down to eat dinner.
I know those berries are somewhere on this pole.
Ok we are now safe my brother don’t worry it was just a hot wheels car that was just following us.
Can’t…hold…on…much…LONGER!!!!
O.K, Phil you got us up here now your gona get us down. hey i got an idea you jump down first and make a nice soft pine nettle landing from me!
“Do you think the bear is gone?”asked the first raccoon.”No, he’s still there.”said the second raccoon.
Ahhh!!! We’re stuck!
I’m gonna win!
Oh yeah, I’m king of the stick!
Raccoon 1: Hey freaky dog! You’ve just won the gold medal in…..
Dog: CHOMP!
Raccoon 2: Eating my family!! (And the high jump event… Yikes!!!)
Get outta my way!! I’m eating that steak!!!
Raccoon #1(faceing down):”STOP SHUVING,I’m going to fall!”
Raccoon #2:”I cant help it there is no more room.”
Raccoon #1:”So,I could just push you down, so ha ha to you!”
WOW,GREAT VIEW
Raccoon #1:Hey Joe, sorry i shoved you off the log
Raccoon #2:What aer you talking abou…
Raccoon #1:(shove)
This was not well thought out.
“-and THIS is for that stolen bag of dog food!
Raccoon#1:Hey,wanna be twin junior king kongs?
Raccoon#2:I dunno,but that sounds like fun!
How do I get stuck in these situations???
Why am I always the one to get stuck on poles!?
This is my board I stole it!
log hogger!!!!!
Episode iv :Revenge Of The Logers
there is a flood get up get up
Well,THIS is a pretty fine mess you have gotten us into
Tighter! Tighter! Almost there……
hey, joe look down!
I thouht it was a tree!!!
Move it Joe!
I’m getting sucked into the vortex like charlie the unicorn!!!
now once you get to the top you whoa don’t look down. gulp!
beep!beep!I’m waiting…
Watch out, I’m going to make this awsome jump that no one did before!!!!
thats suicide
Outta my way, rodent!!!
One of us is getting off and its not going to be me
try to sleep
TAG!!!!! YOU’RE IT!!!!
Arrrggghhh!!!!!!!!!!! I got stuck in tree sap!
And now we will preform our famous act!
Note to self:Never listen to brother.
The map says the gold acorn is right up here.
Ha! Ha! can’t get us now!
Get us down! Get us down! Get us down!
Houston we have a problem.
racoon facing down- hey, where’s that candybar that i had in my pocket!!
raccoon facing up- munch,munch, um… i don’t know
Were the awkward dudes.Yo bro what u doing up side down?
Where’d the zipline go?
HElP flood waters are riseing!
RACOON 1:HEY THOSE KIDS IN THE LAST CAPTION!! I WONDER IF THERE RACOON1:DO YOU STILL STIL THINK THEREAFTER US FOR WHAT WE DID?!?!?!?!
RACOON 2: YOU KIDDIN’ ME! THERE STILL AFTER US WITH THOSE 50CALIBER MACHINE GUNS! AND WHY SHOULD I BE HIDIN’ IF YOUR THE ONE WHO SHOT THEM! AND BESIDES ITS BEEN A YEAR SENS’ U SHOT THEM! AND THATS WHEN WE CLIMED THIS TREE! MOMS GONNA BE MAD THAT WERE LATE FOR SUPPER!
One fell off and bumped his head
Theres not enough room for both of us!
Raccoon facing down: I’m on top of the empire tree building!!
Raccoon facing up:YOW!!!! TERMITES!!!
Don’t look down, don’t look down…………
HEY! Dad told us there was food here!
Raccoon facing down: Do you think this is the best hiding place?
Raccoon facing up: You tell me, you picked it.
Don’t look down, don’t look down!
We seem to be in a bit of a predicament…
Hey, those raccoons down there look like ants!
what comes up must go down
what comes up….
Speak softly and stand on a big stick!
Kids do not try this at home
dude! i think were at the top of this nub! dude! whatever you do don’t look down were 20 feet off the ground!
Racoon #1:Down, Boy! Go To Your ROOM!
Dog (not in picture): o.0
Do you think Mom is still down there? I didn’t mean to eat from the trash….
one up one down
i am in time out
Racoon thinking: iknew i should of believed that bird that i can’t fly
where are those rats I saw a hour a go
ahhhhh! I don’t want to dieee!
Flying squirrels. HAH! More like flying raccoons o.0″
…The ‘coons went over the mounTAIN – to see what they could see!
Raccoon: Headquarters!
Headquarters: Roger.
Raccoon: we (Agent #1 and Agent #11) were unsuccessful at climing to the moon. please send help. stuck on top of pole.
Headquarters: WHAT?!?!?!?! waaa I want that cheese on the moon!!!!
can’t go under it, we could’ve gone around it, but we went over it!
I thought I saw garbage up here.
Special agent 008, here is your next mission, listen carefully……..
The wolf isn’t gone yet. Uh-Oh here comes the rest of the pack.
Is that a boyscout?
Where?!
Were preparing for floods mom!!
Lets hope there leave that pool there for us to jump into.
Just stay down there, there is no more room!
Just stay down there, there is no more room!
whoowhy! Man do everyone a favor.Stop eating chili for breakfast!
That pizza looks so good we want to steal it.
“Where did that other guy go?”
I still can’t see Narnia
“Hey Larry! Don’t look down!” “Woa! that’s a long way down! Let’s not try to immitate Super Man again!”
don’t you stick your behind at me!!!!!!!!!!
Man I hate those crazy hounds. Hey let’s create a diversion to get out of this tree. Okay, JUMP!!!!!!!
we are gong to die!if we stay up here we will starve but if we go down that hungry wolf is going to eat us
Hey Bentley? Murray? I could use some help here!
lier,you said there would be chocolate up here!
i shouldnt have ate that tripple layerd cheese burger!
MOVE OVER! IT’S MY TURN!
raccoon #1 : just don’t look down.
raccoon #2 : I’M LOOKING DOWN!!!
HELP! the police are after me!
Ok now, Push!
ok jon, act like a tree… act like a tree… i am a tree… i am a tree
Son: Dad, if you had just stayed away from that Girl Scout and her cookies, we probably wouldn’t be up here!
Dad: But they were carmel!
Son: So what? Did you save any for me?
Ok,We Attack The Mail Main In 1 Min.
Is any body comin’? Nope!
Hey dad, the reason we are not coming down is because we do not like spankings.
i think that this 100ft tree would be a good diving board
Racoon #1:I’ve always wanted to climb Mt.Rushmore!
Racoon #1 :this is a tree, not a mountain!
Hey!!!! get out of my way furball or ranger Pee Wee Harris will be the least of your problems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, Something shiny was in here!
— No wai !
wai !
Up and over
raccoon #1 I think we were sleep walking again. #2 sir why is that dog looking at us like that?
uh, how do we get down?
We were cheking if Santa came.
Ok. I didn’t think this is how you fish.
No sign of preditors sir!
racoon #1 “Why are we up here again?” racoon#2″ Cuz our sled crashed!” #1″ Oh yeah, i’ve never seen a sled cacth on fire!”
Mommy!mommy!MOMMY! We were playing and we ran on this pole now we can’t get off.
roger roger don’t fall off I repeat don’t fall off
hey mike i can see my house from here!
Don’t worry Timmy, we’ll get you out of there.
Are we there yet?
I’ll tell you when we get there!
ok we are stuck in a HUGE perdicument here SOMONE HELP ME AND JIMBO HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I said follow me, but not THAT close !
This is MY tree top!
hey! you took my side of the tree!
you still want to go rock climbing on monday
Can we play something else! Anything else!
tag! yo’re it!!
MOM!!!! BANDY TOOK MY SEAT!!!!!
Now, where is that buddy of mine. Oh, there’s his tail!
so are we supposed to jump fron here,or what?
OOOOOOOH! U NEED TO WASH UR FEET. LOOK AT THAT FUNGUS
K, when you reach the end of the road, turn down.
FOLLOW THE LEADER!!! ANYONE ELSE COMING?!?!
racoon #1 wow!!! a u.f.o and aliens what are the ods?! what do yo see,mike?
racoon#2 oh wow a bug!
racoon#1 really?!?! let me see!
moral a bug is coller than a u.f.o
i’ve always wanted to learn to eat prey like a hawk swooping.
MINE NO MINE
THIS IS GREAT!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A TOTEM POLE!!!
First you make me come all the way up here, now you want down!
I-I-I don’t wanna do it you jump first.
I’m scared mommy, can we go home?
Yep, that guy is wearing aunt Maureen on his head!
You can’t get us now you dirty cat.
See?I do gymnastics.
turn back Joe, we’ve gone too far
My tree! No, my tree! No, my tree!
how did we get up here?!?!
Dude, I think we took a wrong turn!!
Bring me down lower! Lower! LOWER! There they are, peanut butter cups!
Okay, Buster, down you go!
This tree ain’t big enough for the two of us!
Oh goodness! Do I have to go first?!
is the bear gone yet???
This pole ain’t big anuff for the both of us.
mom,im done with my bath!
Next time we play ” Follow the Leader” I’M in front.
Help im falling! i gottch ya
I’ve always wanted to be on a totem pole.
STOP KISSING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
why no elevator,bro
Ha! big dog no reach us up here.
“o boy!” says Ricky the racoon to Rebecca the racoon. “I know I know”!!!!
wow your right tom! you can see my house up here. to bad i dont know how to get down.
Wow! Look how high we are.
dude scoot over your hogging the tree
Okay, now that we are at the top of this tree, what did we come here for?
I am a raccoon, not a kitty so don’t call the firefighters to get me down!!!
(left) this would be so much more fun if we had a bobsled
“This is the perfect spot, isn’t it, Earl?”
Now i know that forest fire wont catch us because fires can’t climb trees!!!!
[right] Dog go away[left] no no i like it up here
now the only problem is getting down…
run for your lives, the brittish are coming, the brittish are coming
man! thats the last time i’m going to try to steal the kid’s food!!
[left] i wonder when those funny looking kids in blue shirts will drop some food……[right] we have been up here a long time, and those kids are very clean and polite.And it is a long way down. *gulp*
[left] you’re it! [right] nooo, you are! [left] stop arguing and why don’t you be it?!?!?
(Left) I’m going to fall! (Right) Well, let me grab you over here so I can help you!
Its my post ! No its my post !!
Okay, when mom passes by us, run the opposite way. Then we will hide in that owls nest. Next we will run over and hide in that old bear den. Then we will catch a taxi to burger king to steal a happy meal. Got it?
Just be patient. That dog will go away…I hope.
Well, two is better than tree!!! Ha. You don’t get do you?
looks like their hiding from sasquatch
Im fluffier than you
[racoon on left]I beated you up here[racoon on right]Well I,m going to beat you down.
I am now afraid of bears
SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE! im SCARED!
Man i guess Jim was right, we shoud’ve bought a new bungie cord. Jim DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!
racoon#1:Do you see a way down?racoon#2:Not yet!
Im never going to try to steal peach cobbler from those scouts ever again!
“Did you seeTHAT Bobby? YIKES!!!!
Man, look at that grizzly go! Think he got mad because we ate his fish?
I pledge allegiance, to me.
{one on left} Ahhhhh! My eyes!!!!!
nice view, huh? Now, how do we get down?
oh! Now What!
hey babe!
Is the mouse gone yet?
How did we get up here? We must have been sleep climbing. we can’t climb.we can’t?…
Voice off screen: PLEASE CATIOUS RACOON CROSSING AHEAD.
How’d you get in there?
Mine !!!
leave us alone
Call the fire department!!! We can’t climb down!!
man now look what you’ve done!
We’ll be safe from the bears here.
I told you we can go around this and still be safe! Now we look like the three stooges!
hey man, where’s the tree?
Are you sure this is where the lost treasure of Atlantis is hidden, dad?
The birds will never get us now ahhhhhhhh!!!! their seed bombing us!!! I forgot they could fly!!!! take cover and return fire!!!! But their’s no amo or cover !! Then run like the wind for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
step on up step on up it’s the upside down marrie-go-round step right on up.
awwww man im high centered!!!!!
love, it makes the world go round
you see the garbage now?
You think we lost ‘im?
“I dont see any… OH WAIT. I SEE GIRL SCOUTS! SERGEANT! PREPARE THE TEAM FOR A FOOD RAID! TELL THEM WE’RE GOING FOR THE SWEETS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
Run for your life!!! The squirrells have declared war!!!!
ha now I’M king of the hill
Okay this game of Follow-the-Leader has gone too far.
follow the leader can be boring but interesting…
HELP ME FROM THE RACOON EATING GRIZZLY BEAR
Do you think they see us up here????
Come join the party!!!!!!!!!!! 😉 😀
Wait a minute why are we up here again
help a dog
hey dog how can you get us now
hey,ill fight you for that girl
Follow the leader,leader,leader,follow the leader,SIGUEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow we blend in with the stick now how can a helicopter save us even though we did the YMCA?
wow we blend in with the stick now how can we get down there
wow its a long way down there…or up.
well if we did the YMCA a helicopter would have help us
119 i mean 911 oops my cellphone i took from the happy campers oh no no more
hey if paul bunyan was here he would have save us from going to raccoon heaven.
wow it seems like i don’t need a map anymore.
i’m king of the hill!!!!!!!!!!
hey can i use mountain language i need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait now your telling me we acually have to go down to?
Wait… Maybe he WAS right about falling off…
Move!,I was here first!!
I was here first!!
ALL RIGHT BOB WHAT IS IT
WHAT RIGHT PAW GREEN O.K.
Wait for it …….wait for it ………..there asleep now take the trash an run theyll never know
the cub scouts are mad tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i guess it’s not the road to racoon heaven.
“Hey do you see any food?”
“No, everything looks like an ant.”
“That is an ant.”
“Get the food.”
Ahh! a Raccoon
Your looking at one
The cops are cathing up herry up.
(whisper)code F code F,fuzzy do you copy(notwhispering)what wuzzy! what on earth douse code F mean (fuzzy) IT MEANS FOOD CHARG!!!!!!(trumpet)
did we have to go over it? it would be a lot easier going around.
Hey give me some room Bob! What? No! I don’t have five paws!
oooo thats going to leave a mark! joe are you OK? how many noses do I have?
what do you mean we went the wrong way, stewart , i told you to go the other way
“I told you not to mess with the blood hound! I told you that it was a hunting dog! I told you there was bound to be more of them! But noooooo.”
“Oh shush up, Bill”
hey i just got up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how did i get on the tree!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, lets go through this ONE more time. “Let’s poke him!” you said. “He could only be sleeping” I said. “Nonsense,” you said, “Why would a grizzly bear be sleeping out here in the middle of nowhere?”
look I’m a tree embrace the tree and be one with the tree
I’m telling you, those flowers are harmless!
now honey i’m only going to show you once so lisen carefully. This is how to fly the right way
Dang, dropped my RS ( racoon screen, instead of DS Double Screen)
Hey, people! This place is getting crowded!
this is my pole. get your own.
this is kinda awkward…
Racoon 1:oh great, attack of the Killer pigs.
Racoon 2 (thinking) Oh great, attack of the guy who’s
Hogging my view!!!
AHH! I looked down! I looked down!
for some reason i think we are going to fall. i wonder where my gameboy is??
does anyone have an extra parachute??
little more, I’ve almost got it
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! They released the hounds
Wouldn’t it be easier to just go “around” this tree????
Now, son, let me teach you your first lesson in climbing- DON’T FALL!
auhhh. all the blood is going to my head. just promise me one thing. that you wont let go.
help me find the rest of the tree. It can’t have gone far!
Ok, Now what?
(Racoon on left) Johny, I told ya to ge du nuts yesterday, and today, ya don’t bring me no nuts. Want me to throw you off dis tree? (Racoon on right) I’m sorry Rej! I just need more time. I’ll bring you the nuts tomarow. I sware!!!
theres only one problem im scared to go down until i see someone else do it and i cant move and you’re behind me. WHAT NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Hey,look,I climbed a tree!
Hey,HELP,I’m stuck in a tree!
wwoe hey!!! i said no king of the hill!!! i might fall off of this thing.
Just stay up here I’m going to go down and fight the rat
While Raccoons on a Tree didn’t fair quite as well as Snakes on a Plane at the box office, it did gain critical acclaim for its brilliant musical score.
That is the oddest looking raccoon that I have ever seen. I didn’t know that there were any that were black with a white stripe down their back.
This seemed like a good idea at the time.
Uh, now what?
EEEEK! I hate rats
STUPID PITBULLS!!
Stop wispering in my ear. Nobodys Listining! Hey! Who’s up in my tree!?!
Rosita: We’re really high! Cool!
Joe: Hamana hamana hamana- Not helping- hamanahamanahamana….
your right that is a frog wearing a viking helmet!
I just wanted to be your friend! hold on a second, BAD WOLF BAD! DOWN!
Sam:Wow! The veiw amazing up here!
Sally: I know, you can see every pice of food left here from the carnivail last week!
You should know there’s a BEAR at the bottom of that pole.
Where did our house go dad?
HEY DAD when are we going down?!?!?!?
Fred:Saly Will you ma-
Saly:look! FOOD!!
Look! a Human with FOOD!!!
Is that a quarter?
Move! I WASN’T here first!
I smell food! Do you, Sally?
WE LIKE THE OTHER VERSION KING OF THE MOUNTAIN
I asked for for a wedge of the orange, NOT A FUR WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!
HEY! It’s my turn to sit here.
Earth’s wildlife does a horrible job at remaking “The Sandlot”.
if you fall of this 8,000 foot tree i am not paying your medical bills!
Help!!!????!!!!!!!
for the last time this isnt a waterslide
POP! Thanks for invading my personal space and popping my bubble!
Climb for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude! Watch where you’re aiming that thing! That jet of natural gas nearly hit my handsome face!
Pheww! What was that…. SmeLL?
You know what. you are such a bully!!!! you always hang me by my tail from the tree
FOR THE LAST TIME!! YOU ARN’T RELATED TO A FLYING SQUIRREL!!!
Oh lordy, I told you that the aliens were going to invade!
Hey brother, what’s that thing with tan skin, artificial fur, and learther slippers?
THIS………IS……..VERY……..WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Augh! get that thing out of my face!
My eye!
Alright… who cut down the tree?!
Help Me im syuck at top of the mouatains
I’ll take the high road, you’ll take the low road
Now THAT’S what i call extreme!!
here’s a saying for all racoon’s:if you go up,you might not come down.
Bob look i’m bungee jumping without a cord Said Sam.
Blaaaaaaaaaa bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla blaaaaaaaaaaa Muttered Bob
have you ever heard about personal space?
A 1 and a 2 and a 3, Life on a log stinks, for me! And….. OK! YOU CAN SING BETTER THEN ME? PEAUP! um………………………………………..k. Can i finally fall now?
i think theres a lion down there
ahhhhhh!!!!! a bear!!!!!!! stop it fred!!!!!!! oh fine dad! HEY JON ON UP I’M THE BEAR NOW!!!!!!!!! OK!!!!
I am sure I saw a diaper up here!
Yin & Yang
i wonder why that bear is clawing at the base of the tree?
Hey i wonder if i could bungejump off this thing can i dad are you in sane yes.
Hay! Ya ata quit sayin’ that this is the worst vacation! It’s the best you can get to!
…Well.Best one we could get to. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Hold on to me honyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! oooo.de ja vu.
racoon one: follow the leader isnt fun
” two: Im afraid of heights
Hay! ya conviced me ta git u’ here, so how’s we gonna git down?
It took little bobby a little longer too realize he had had to many burritos.
Ok honey, the drop is probably 10 ft down. But just think of all that food in the trash can . Just think! Oh I see a half-eaten snickers bar!!!!!
racoon#1:AH..AH..AH
racoon#2:Whatever you do don’t sneeze!!?!!
racoon#1:Why?!?
racoon#2:Because-
racoon#1:AHCHOOOOOO!!!!!!?!!!!!
racoon#2:NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!
racoon 1:”i don’t think it was a good idea to steal that dog’s bone”
racoon 2:”plus were at the bottom of the food-chain!”
racoon 1:”GREAT, he’s not just gonna catch us, but now he’s gonna kill us!!!!!!
Try and get us now you dirty bloodhound:} NaNaNaBooBoo!!!
Hey,now the human cant get us! And he is banging his head into the pole in frustration! AAAAAAAAAAAA!! *klunk* look at all the stars!
food! we found food! uhm no thtas another racoon yikes lets ru n our tails off!
“Hey! I think I see a hot dog stand!”
“Really, Lets go!”
Hey! Scoot over buster! This is my post! Oh, I think I`ll climb up that tree to my nest anyways. Since were nocturnal I`m getting sleepy.
Now I know what a cat feels like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need a potty break!!!
MOMMY!
Why are you hanging upsidedown? I’m trying to do a perfect nose dive on that mailman.
Good one,Pack 9!
you have been voted off the tree stump. you must leave now.
“Fine i’ll leave. i didn’t want to be here in the first place alough I was suppost to win!!!”
“that means i win.SUCKERRRR!!! I get all the food. HAHAHA
“I don’t care You get the food but I get the garbage can. so you are the SUCKERRRR!”
“Hey Where are you goin’?”
“To get in a garbage can. Hopefully he won’t get out the bb gun out and go after our behinds or let out the dog!!”
I know that trash is good but today I feel like chowing down on Mr. Shotgun Man today if I stay hidden and alive.
And now the raccons are on the ground
THE END
O my gosh so raccon 911 is real cause now I see a mini firetruck with raccons in it were saved!!!!
O great hough are we going to get down from here.
I KNOW I KNOW! I stole a cellphone from those humans I’ll call raccon 911 that will save us.
What are they going to bring a mini trampaline haha. To be contined.
“George I don’t think this is Noah’s Arc
Look I told you this wasn’t a trash can but did you listen?
ah man over board and stop biting me!!!!!!
do you promise to be a raccoon scout??????
you lier!!!!!! now i gotta push u off the edge
“Come up here and Join us”
how do you get down from here?i hate heights.
OK WHERE IS THAT TEN DOLLERS YOU SAID I’D GET IF WE BOTHE FIT UP HERE
IF YOU CAN GET DOWN I’LL GIVE YOU TEN MORE
HEY WHOS BRITE IDEA WAS TO CLIME THIS POLE ANEWAY
HA YOURES
HEY DONT MAKE ME PUSH YOU OFF SMART MOUTH
JUST SAYING
How do we get down from aaaah!
Why did you get down, you Havto be up here.
all I wanted was that thing now please dont eat me
Man!! I wish I never got up here!
now what??
Raccoon1: Mabe if I’am still he wont aim at me he will aim at you!
Raccoon2: Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: “Ernieeee, I thought we were nocturnal.” Ernie: “Ah, but we are! Besides there’s something really cool up here that I want you to see.” Jim:”If it’s not trash, I’m not interested.”
1st racoon – There goes the neighbor hood – the scouts are here again.
2nd racoon – hmmmm – wonder if they have any spam?
BARK BARK.
WATCH OUT!!!! TIGER!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
WATCH OUT!!!! FOX!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
would you look at that – the scouts are here again – wonder if they have any spam…
Ok on the count of 3 we’ll jump.
Dale: Hey, there’s that hunter again!
chip: Hey, there’s Grandma!
Dale: This time he’s got a machine gun!
Chip: And she’s got chocolate “Chip” cookies. Lets go get some!
Dale: How are we gon’na get down without the Hunter seeing us?
Chip: (Whiiiiistles)!!!!
Hunter: Ahhhhhh!
Dale: Wow, I didn’t know he could run that fast.
Bears: GROWL!! GROWL!!! GRRRRROWL!!!!
Chip: That’s enough guys! Thanks!
First raccoon: “Great, now we’re stuck up here.”
Second raccoon: “Well, it can’t get any worse, right?
First raccoon: “It just did. Over there is a guy with a camera, probably to take our pictures and put them on the internet for people to laugh at.”
First raccoon: “I told you not to go bangin’ around in that trash can!”
Second raccoon: “How was i supposed to know that it was the trash of the biggest military nut in the neighborhood??”
First raccoon: “Well, here he comes and he’s bringin’ his shotgun….”
First raccoon: “Ooh look I see my favorite resturant from up here!”
Second raccoon: “What would that be?”
First raccoon: “Trashcan a le junk”
bottom raccoon: ah man!!! you droped the soda!
top raccoon: don’t look at me! all I did was wake up the… oh no! there he is! and this time he’s got a shotgun!
raccon1:That was one yippy mouse.
raccon2:I think those ugly bald bears called it a chihuahua
what r those things whith gun’s up here.
Racoon 1: Get Off! It’s my turn to be on top.
Racoon 2: Not now! You can be up top in a sec. I’m still spying on that squerrel that stoll that bag of nachos from me.
This sure is a steep slide!!!!
What did you in the last few hours!?!?
Don’t drop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coooooooooool.Those dogs look like ants.Ummmmm, lower me down, I want a closer look….. ……Yep.They’re dogs alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-I TOLD you he was in a bad mood today!
– Hey! YOU’RE the one who came up with the whole ” Dumpster Diving Marathon” thing!
That is uncomturbul. here come somebody! Run!! [BAM] Joe? Joe!!!
First raccoon:I’m hungery, HEY look,PIZZA!
Second raccoon:Yeah, and a hunter witha machine gun!
First raccoon:Is this a pole or an Ostrich head?
Second raccoon:I don’t know but we are safer up here than by that gun!
First raccoon: I told you there was no food up here!
Second raccoon: But it’s the thought that counts!
Now how did we get up here?
First racoons on the top of a tree
“Where did our tree go?”
“Maybe those tree-huggers have something going for them….”
Now i see what they mean when they say don’t look down……
I told you not to shake the house!
“Don’t look down Freddie!” “I’m looking down and i see a bird feeder!”
ya know i didnt think it was that far down………….well we need to think like a cat lets TRY to land on our feet………….no can do I dont think I can……….then hasta la vista i’m going down weeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh SPLAT!!!!!!! ya know I never did trust my twin brother
oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh what is that
“Hey!!!You down there thats my dinner!!!!!”……..
“Can you please bring that up for me. I’ ve been looking at that all week!!!!
Who are the people in camiflage and pointing scoped FG42’S at us?
“Phew i think my big brothers gone!”………..
“Aaaahhhhhh!!!!Howd you get behind me!!!!!!
all of the sudden my trees gone said dylan uh u mean our tree……. uhg fine dylan said andrew
I can’t believe you woke up Scruffy, the mean dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I TOLD you it wasn’t any better on this side!!!”
First raccoon:Let me down!
Second raccoon:Here, let me give you a push!
First raccoon:Just the right hight for fling.
Second raccoon:If only you had wings!
First Raccoon:Alright, time for a choke slam!
Second Raccoon:ok just let me down first!
What really happened?
“Incoming wolves! brace for impact!!!”(wait, wolves, that’s messed up!)
“Sir, I thought you said get ready to die, and those aren’t wolves, they’re squirells!!”
“Oi! that’ll teach you a lesson! But we’re not finished! Men, fire the acorn catapaults!”
both racoons then say:”oh no”
“OUCH HEY! OW YOWZA AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP USSSSSSS…!!!!!” TO BE CONTINUED..
“Chuck, where did that lightning come from?”
“I don’t know Bob, but it sure destroyed our tree! There it goes!”
don’t push me
man, i was sure i left it here!
your plan for getting down was what again?
Raccon1. Keep chewing this is so hard copying beavers! Raccon2. And now those stinking humans have a photo and will probably post it on line for people to laugh at us.
“Wow, Mom realy decided to increase the punishment.”
It was only a Chihuahua, Honey.
HEY! Whaddaya doin’ pushin’ me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get off, you’re ouccupying the log.
you cant get me the raccoon said to the willed hog
dang how’d we get up HERE
its just a mouse…. dont be afraid.
Get out of my way, or you’ll bite the dust, Kemo Sabe!!
“Next time you talk I will push you over.”Shesh.”
“How long does time out lasttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo Ho Ho and and a bottle of JUNK!
“Alright buddy all we need to do is stay up here until the dog gets tired”
10 years later………….
“Is he still jumping?” “No that’s a NEW dog.”
Mommy!
Hey, that Dutch Oven they left on the table sure smells good.
Let’s wait a bit till all the lights in the tents go out.
Craaaaasssssssshhhhhhhhh!
Drag! Drag! Boy this is noisy.
Oh, this tastes so good!
WCRTSA (World Champion Raccoon Tree Slider of America)
Racoon1:So this is the Scoutmaster’s idea
Racoon2:Yeah,we should have brought our sleeping bags
Racoon1:The only thing that could make this worse is if you-
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Why doesn’t he get a razor instead of us!
Both raccoons: Who will be King of the Pole? Find out on Fox!
Im not telling him you tell him
Maybe we sould have found a better place to sleep
Get out of my way!!!!!!!!!
Come on Rick don’t make such a big fuss!
I cant understand why those people have guns. I know i need one to get my revenge!!!!!!
Okay Okay I’ll give you my trash food just don’t bite me!
“Hey, lumberjack! Cut down this tree, I’ll get my army to attack you.”
“If I don’t cut down this tree, I’ll be fired!”
“And I’m supposed to care about you?”
Hey Buddie you`re messing up traffic so this better be important ! 😉
BANG!!!!!!!! what was that YIP!!!!!!!! I DID NOT KNOW THIS WAS A SHOOTINGRANGE!!!
ok then that fox just scared the heck out of me!
1st ‘coon “man i told you we should of gone fishing!!!!!”
2nd ‘coon “i told you not go fishing in garbage bags….. oh no a12 guage AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”
SINCE THAT FOX CHASED US UP HERE LETS BREAK OUT THE SHOTGUN!
ASTA LA VISTA BABY!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Don’t look down…Oops! Too late.
im king of the tree
“Do you think it bites?”
“I don’t know, it lookes like a long stick with two eyes.”
Bring out the bazooka!
no way
why
because thats not fun
then, BRING OUT THE JAVELIN AND THE TANK
OKAY,but were on a TREE
@##$!@#$!@#$%@%@$!#$%@$%@
climbing dude: I told you we not have stolen the military general
falling dude Cliff hanger hanging from a cliff thats why they me cliff hangerrrrrrrrrrrr
climber : lets make a musical!
falling: Geronimoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, and thats why they call me cliff hanger!
climber : he says that because he had two million rootbeers
Hey Ricky an you move over.
“do you smell begels , I smell begles,wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy down there.”
“Why are all the people looking at us?”
“Beats me Fread.”
If this is north, then that must be east…or maybey westtt…
WHY DIDDNT YOU BRING A COMPASS????!!!!
i wouldve, but the scoutz thought they needed it to go home. why havent day memorized it yot?
They are too trustworthy and loyal.
SO AM I
i noow, but yew aint!! yo aint a skowt!!
“I wish there was higher class garbage.”
“Me to.”
“Do you still wana try to fly????????????”
”The rader scane shows no trash cans in the aera genral.”
”Then lets move to sector 17-B A.K.A Public Camp site.”
”I think were being wached……………….
”The things we do the for the spotlight.”
”Do you think bears can climb up trees?”
“I hope not!”
”I think hunting seson is over.”
BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”Jeff I think you missed those racoons.”
”But what do I know?”
You go first,
No! You go first.
No! I insist, You go first!
“I will not get out of this pole forever until I die.”
“I think i see help.Maybe it’s a flying ladder.uh-oh,nevermind!FALCON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
mom is it safe to stand on 2 feet on a 2 foot pole
bob; tsk you and your superstition
QUIET JOE, im posing for hollywood racons ; i wanna be a movie star—racoon–whatever you call it.
joe: yyeeaaa riight not
I’m the king of the mountain!
“It’s just like drop zone! We’re so high up!”
*other raccoon is hypervenalting*
1 racoon:HEY I SEE BOYSCOUTS THEY WILL HELP US!!!!
boyscout:(pulls out his bb gun and shoots the 1st racoon)look what I shot! We won’t starve now!!!
2nd racoon:hmmm…..Im next….
i hate playing tag with rabies.
Hey… the bear at the bottom doesn’t look that hungry… you go first!
Hey I’m the only one in the tree to make it up here my mom always said I was the best climber in the world! Now the real question… GETTING DOWN!
Hmmmmm, I think I should have knocked down a trash can instead…
HEY THATS MY TRASH, GO FIND YOUR OWN!
Don’t…look…DDDDOOOOWWWWNNNN!!!!!!!!!
”Ready the the attck on the hunter?”
”One sec I want to see if my have insurance covers this……………
”I hate playing tag with anamals with rabies.”
”So do I my friend,so do I.”
”Ahoy there, trashcan 12:00.”
”Get ready for the raid.”
”The unsuspecting Scouts know nothing.”
”MOOHAHAHAHA.”
“Do you think he knows yet?”
”WHO TIPED THE TRASH CAN AND ATE THE GARBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
”I’LL take that as a yes”.
is my mommy up herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre. [Hi]
Man, Stuck again. I told you we aren’t made for this!
That stuff was good but i dont think it was worth getting killed!!
i always wanted to go skydiving!
“Hey! Mr. Baby, stop shaking with that fear of yours. We’re only 6 to 12 feet in the air!”
“Thanks man. VERRRY comforting!”
hello,pizza hut-dingdong oh! your already here!
I wish I was a squirrel! This would be much easier!
Who short sheeted the tree?
Get out of my way!
WOOF WOOF AHH BEN CAN I COME UP TO
HEY CAN I COME UP TO FREDDIE
Mabe we should get down now.
Are you reading the new book SpiderRaccoon?
Is Odie a dog or a raccoon?
After we eat this, can we watch Attack Of The Killer Raccoons?
hey what you looking at?
well lets see i am looking at a man with a ax choping down this poll.
i’m not talking to you ,i am talking to the camara
First one to the trash get the pic of the junk.
Welcome to the racoon race here we see a racoon wanting to join in the race while they other is bound to win.
Oh no!! It’s a long way down!!!!
Don’t leave me, we’re BUDDIES!
I think I’ll need a parachute…
These dogs will go away in a minute
how did this tree get bin tghe middle ofthe lake?
#1(about to fall) If we just climbed up a wooden flagpole in a starving military camp, we should get down. #2(still climbing up) But look at all those rocket launghers, machine guns, mistle launchers, tanks, shotguns, and pistols….AAAAACCCCCKKKKK! #1! HELP! I’M FALLING AND DYING AND BEING SHot….
“The ‘coon went over the tree stump, the ‘coon went over the tree stump. The ‘coon went over the treee stump, to se what he could see.”
OH THERE THE TRASH CAN
THIS JOKES ARE VERY FUNNY
OW!! Your steping on my paw!!
um steve I think the dog isn’t gone.
Hey Maybe We shoulnd’t of knocked over that guys trashcan trash can!!!!!!!!!!!!
”Yah Specialy because he getting out his missil launcher now”
I can see our den from here!!
Hmm…confy
Bob!Move!Stop falling asleep on my toes!I might fall………AAAAH!
I can hear my house from hear!
“Ahhhhhhh, mom, it’s a rabid squirrel!!!”
“Oh Timmy, don’t be ridiculous, it’s not rabid just because it is fiercely growling, has red eyes, and is eating another squirrel…”
AAAHHH! MOMMY!? SOMEBODY!? GET US DOWN FROM HERE!!!
how about some tunes! Can’t touch this da da da da da da da da
Uh, wrong way gorge.
hey don’t try to push me off the pole and if you do your going with me so it would hurt both of us
no raccons where hurt in this caption
BBBBBBBBBBBEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO TIM TY THAT’S MY DAD.
“There’s the trash can!”
I didn’t climb this far to see nothing but honey
I think I see something in here.
I told you you can see the campsite from here.
“Hey, we’re just trying to have a good view up here to see all the food that we might be able to eat!”
i thought you said we were playing hide and seek
tag your it
“Hey, can you please move your bum? I’m starting to smell those beans you ate earlier.”
nice day huh. Wait a minute, why does that man have a gun?
hey bob, I think were safe from that dog now.
whatcha dooin eatin gime the nut go find your own.
You said it would be easy to sneek in without them noticing.
Now look where we are!, All because of you.
Is the foxy still down there??
The first racoon”Hey where is the giant and the goose that lays the golden eggs and where is the harp that sings ?” The second racoon ”You brought me up here to look for somthing that is real.” The frist racoon”Well I didn’t know.”
It’s not the fall that will hurt you from this height. It’s that sudden stop at the bottom.
Heads I win, tails you lose!
bobo:go get me that cookie
chichi:you get it i’m afraid of heights
bobo:than why did you climb up here?
Good, now the human cant get us. look the poor guy is hiting the the trunk with a shiny ended stick in frustration.
I never thought pretending to be a bird could be so hard!
see if I ever trust you again!! mr. that big thing is a trash can!!
“Gee, maybe we shouldn’t have used that much Super Glue.”
How do birds do this?!?
I have nowere to sit.
“Don’t worry i’ve done this plenty of times…just don’t look down!”
“Too late, I’m lookin down ah!
”Sure theres a huge bag of garbage up here”
Who will be the sole survivor?
Why are we playing follow the leader? Aren’t we a littel old for this. Hows playing follow the leader?
Aye! Captain, I see scouts off the port side!
first racoon:”Watch it. This’s twoleg property!”
second racoon:”I hope they give us a tour of the shinybarrells!”
yo ican se my house from here
Come on dad why dont you make up your mind.
“We’re the kings of the world!”
MY HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“we were just trying to get dinner,Garret!!!”
“no,Rascal, we are their dinner!”
Um, I don’t think this is a trash can!
hey George! mayday! Look out!
Maid service! Do you take long distance calls for food? I’m a little hungry!!
“Bobby, can you quit shoving me I’m about to fall.”
“But its my turn i wanna see it too!”
Hey, this is my spot, go away!
Richie, can I get down? I’m afraid of heights!
a nether one bits the dust
“You know, maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to rip that guys trash bags apart.”
“Yeah, especially now that he’s getting out his shotgun.”
Don’t stop chewing. We’ve almost eaten our way to the ground.
Come on up here. There’s plenty of room!