Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
heheheha
Hmmmm go to burg
I love all your jokes
WHY WAS HYPNO SO ENERGETIC?` Because he wasn’t drowzee anymore! THIS IS MY FAVORITE! THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LAUGH!
I send Pokemon jokes to my grandson who lives in South America. He loves them. You have made this grandmother very happy.
kirby BIASTER BIASTER BIASTER
hha my brother is such a fan and pokemon day was yesterdat
Lol😂
Dad jokes!😛
What is a poke mons favorite song
what?
awesome poke jokes
be happy be laughing
Q : Why did the Skwovent hog all the food ?
A : Because it wanted to become a Greedent !
love it
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!.
I like the geodude one.
What Pokémon never wants dessert Stuffle
What is the best pokemon?
Paras
Lol. Oh and hi.
Lol dat funny
That is funny
alert(“Woohoo”)
Hello
How do Pokemon Trainers party? They throw a Poke-Ball.
Pokemon are the best things ever mewto x
what do you call a hiden pokemon. peek a choo.
I loved that one.
All of the jokes are funny it’s gives me a idea of posting it on YouTube
I got one for you.
How do you get 100 Pikachu’s on a bus?
Poke ém on.
Great I told them to my hole school and very body laughed😀😀😀
My family laghed!!😂😂😂😂
good eeveening gentlemen and ladies
Q: What do you call a pokemon that you should not take a shower with?
A: A peak-at-you!
That is so FUNNY
But the last one was sooo funny lol XD
I liked the last one sooo funny 😆
Lol
I have a Joke:
Player1:I can’t complete my Pokédex!
Player2:Yeah
Player1:I “relicanth” take this anymore
Player2:Mewtwo
Why can’t you put a blindfold on Pikachu?
Because it will peek-at-you
What is Pikachu’s way to get around besides of Pokeball at choo choo train Pikachu
Oh my my
how do you get pikachu on a bus?
you pok’im’on
Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.:)
I was dying after this
Impressive!
Those jokes were the very best like no one ever was
whats another pokemon that could be a pirate?
arrrrrr-bok
Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon? Cause it’s gonna pikachu!
Arrrr-cainine
The one about Loudred was my favorite.
Good one
I LIKE THE WHALE OF FORTUNE ONE XD
What do you name a Pokémon that you need to be afraid of ?
Fear-ow
what does it sound like when a pokemon sneeze.Pika – achooooo