Top 10 Best Pokémon Jokes
We asked Boys’ Life readers to send us their favorite Pokémon jokes. Here are ten of the best.
Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.
Q: What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
A: Let’s rock!
— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.
Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A: I’m Zaptos intolerant!
— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.
Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
A: Odor in the court!
— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
A: Buy more earplugs!
— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.
Q: What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A: A Peak-A-Chewer!
— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.
Q: Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
A: Arrrrrr-ceus
— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.
Q: What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
A: Weedle Knievell
— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.
Q: What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of Fortune
— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.
Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
A: Paras!
— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa
Why did ditto suddenly have a girlfriend? Because he transformed
A Peak-a-chewer is my favorite because I see it. I didn’t even realize that.
I want more DIENO jokes.
The Pikachewer one was my absolute favourite. I need more pikachu jokes!
I like the Geodude joke
heheheha
Hmmmm go to burg
I love all your jokes
WHY WAS HYPNO SO ENERGETIC?` Because he wasn’t drowzee anymore! THIS IS MY FAVORITE! THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LAUGH!
I send Pokemon jokes to my grandson who lives in South America. He loves them. You have made this grandmother very happy.
kirby BIASTER BIASTER BIASTER
hha my brother is such a fan and pokemon day was yesterdat
0 I love your jokes
Lol😂
Dad jokes!😛
What is a poke mons favorite song
what?
awesome poke jokes
be happy be laughing
Q : Why did the Skwovent hog all the food ?
A : Because it wanted to become a Greedent !
love it
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!.
I like the geodude one.
What Pokémon never wants dessert Stuffle
What is the best pokemon?
Paras
Lol. Oh and hi.
Lol dat funny