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65 Funny Star Wars Jokes and Comics

May the farce be with you! Laugh at funny Star Wars jokes, puns and comics by Scout Life readers that would even make Darth Vader chuckle. Do you know a funny Star Wars joke or pun? Click here to send in your joke.



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Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world?
Craig: Who?
Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!

Joke submitted by Greg A., Aromas, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Ronan: Why are there no stairs in the Death Star?
Kevin: Why?
Ronan: Because everyone uses the ele-Vader.

Joke submitted by Ronan W., Stow, Mass.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Hayden: What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
Jake: I don’t know.
Hayden: A Toy Yoda.

Joke submitted by Hayden S., Eugene, Ore.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jackson: Which “Star Wars” character lives in Florida?
Mario: Which one?
Jackson: Orlando Calrissian.

Joke submitted by Jackson A., Norfolk, Va.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Ethan: Tell me.
Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”

Joke submitted by Wesley L., Miami, Ariz.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Before going away on another adventure, Goldilocks first stopped at Yoda’s house.

Goldilocks said to Yoda, “I’m leaving on my new adventure.”

Yoda said, “Wherever you go, may the porridge be with you.”

Joke submitted by Jason Z., Nassau, N.Y.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding?
Daniel: What?
Matthew: Bow ties, of course!

Joke submitted by Matthew C., Farmington, N.M.

Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “How to Swing a Lightsaber” by Jed Eye.

Joke submitted by Keegan B., Marathon, Wis.

Comic by Jon Carter

Savannah: What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy?
Serena: Which one?
Savannah: The Phantom Venice.

Joke submitted by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kan.

Comic by Scott Nickel

John: Did you hear about the Star Mars movie with an invisible droid?
Josh: No. What did they call it?
John: C-through-PO!

Joke submitted by John A., Jackson, Miss.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Tom Swiftie: “Let’s watch ‘Star Wars’!” Tom said forcefully.

Joke submitted by Stephen C., Alexandria, Va.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Luke: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files in Star Wars?
Han: Which one?
Luke: Adobe-Wan Kenobi!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Elm Grove, Wis.

Comic by Jon Carter

Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
Leia: Not sure.
Luke: To get to the Dark Side.

Joke submitted by Luke C., Elm Grove, Wis.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Bill: What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives?
Bob: Tell me.
Bill: A millennium falcon!

Joke submitted by Kolbi R., Atascadero, Calif.


Deena: Why was the droid angry?
Mark: Why?
Deena: People kept pushing its buttons.

Joke submitted by Deena L., Provo, Utah
Comic by Daryll Collins

Comic by Scott Nickel

Matthew: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Kyle: I don’t know.
Matthew: In charge of scheduling Yoda was.

Joke submitted by Matthew W., Eagle, Colo.

Comic by Nathan Cooper

Daffynition: Lukewarm— A Jedi who can’t find the thermostat.

Joke submitted by Jess C., Mason, Ohio

Comic by Nathan Cooper

Sean: Do you know the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Ryan: No idea.
Sean: Lukewarm.

Joke submitted by Sean E., Thousand Oaks, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, dad?
Anakin: Wookiee steak.
Luke: Is it any good?
Anakin: It’s a little chewy.

Joke submitted by Stephanie P., Hartford, Conn.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Zach: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
Jack: What?
Zach: An elevator!

Joke submitted by Zach W., Orleans, Ind.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jon: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
Emily: I don’t remember.
Jon: The.

Joke submitted by Jon C., Las Vegas, Nev.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Pedro: What did Darth Vader say to the emperor at the Star Wars auction?
Chasen: What?
Pedro: “What is thy bidding, my master?

Joke submitted by Chasen T., Pearblossom, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Zach: What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
Eric: You tell me.
Zach: Mango Fett!

Joke submitted by Zach E., Omaha, Neb.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Zach: What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
Connor: Tell me.
Zach: A chocolate chip Wookie!

Joke submitted by Zach F., Greeley, Colo.


David: What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?
Simon: I dunno.
David: A yo-yoda!

Joke submitted by David B., Quaker Hill, Conn.
Comic by Daryll Collins

Bob: What do you call an evil procrastinator?
Rob: Beats me.
Bob: Darth Later!

Joke submitted by Adam P., Palo Alto, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere.

Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”

Joke submitted by Alexis R., Margate, Fla.


Comic by Derrick Wood

Travis: Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers?
James: Where?
Travis: The Darth Maul.

Joke submitted by Travis B., Eveleth, Minn.

A Punny Book: “A Guide to Star Wars” by Amanda Lorian.

Joke submitted by Ezra C., Eugene, Ore.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Anthony: Which Star Wars character likes coffee the most?
Thomas: Which one?
Anthony: Java the Hutt.

Joke submitted by Anthony P., Columbia, Md.

Parker: What do Jedis order at Chinese restaurants?
Scotty: That’s a tough one.
Parker: Pada-wonton soup!

Joke submitted by Parker B., West Seneca, N.Y.

Peter: What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
Sammy: I have no idea.
Peter: The Umpire Strikes Back.

Joke submitted by Peter S., Greenwich, Conn.
Comic by Daryll Collins

Hayes: What do you call a potato that’s gone bad?
Ben: Not sure.
Hayes: Vader Tots.

Joke submitted by Hayes T., Yonkers, N.Y.


Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “How to Talk Like Yoda” by Ajedi I. Am.

Joke submitted by Charlie B., Culpeper, Va.

Aayush: Why did Rey not feed BB-8?
Sean: I don’t know. Why?
Aayush: Because BB-8 (ate).

Joke submitted by Aayush P., Nutley, N.J.


Dane: What kind of money do they use in space?
Louis: Tell me.
Dane: Starbucks.

Joke submitted by Dane M, Pomona, N.Y.
Comic by Daryll Collins

A book never written: “The Force” by Jed I. Knight.

Joke submitted by Vincent O., Springfield, Va.


Print and fold your own pocket joke book, filled with great Star Wars jokes!
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60 Comments on 65 Funny Star Wars Jokes and Comics

  1. i have two jokes #1 what do you get when you cross coruscant with a french food corucroissant and what do you all luke when he is sick?

    puke sky walker!

  2. INCREDIBLY funny🤣

  3. Sith Lord 666 // March 2, 2022 at 1:44 am // Reply

    All so good well done for coming up with the jokes guys lol 😂

  4. Sith Lord 666 // March 2, 2022 at 1:42 am // Reply

    Sooo 😆 funny 😆

  5. What do you get when you cross C-3PO with R2-D2? I’m stumped. C3-D2

  6. why did darth vader smash his car? because it was a toy yoda

  7. Why ruin star wars? // June 6, 2021 at 2:33 pm // Reply


  8. Darth Jokes // May 31, 2021 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    What do you you call a Sith Lord’s puppy?

    A emperor puppietine

  9. TigerNinja27 // May 28, 2021 at 3:25 pm // Reply

    most impressive. although I will comment to the person who submitted the mango fett joke: Jango Fett is a MANDALORIAN, not a bounty hunter. well, I mean, he’s both.

  10. the best in the world. // May 20, 2021 at 8:07 am // Reply

    what did the kid get for christmas

    a toyoda

  11. foe your foe(or not) // May 12, 2021 at 5:53 pm // Reply

    I love star wars and jokes!!!!!!!

  12. SharkFaceZombie // May 7, 2021 at 5:41 am // Reply

    LOVE the jokes

  13. Taylor Swift // May 4, 2021 at 12:10 pm // Reply

    what do you call a fish with no eyes?……….. a fsh

  14. anonymous // May 4, 2021 at 12:03 pm // Reply

    ich bin eine DARTH VADER!

  15. hahahahaha

  16. My favorite character is Grogu (Baby Yoda)

  17. joke master // April 30, 2021 at 1:56 pm // Reply

    Alex: What sith likes oranges
    Angus: Im stumped
    Alex: Emperor pulpatine

  18. Jack the Duck // March 13, 2021 at 7:17 pm // Reply

    Jack: Why doesn’t anybody laugh at Obi-wan-Kenobi jokes?
    Duckburt: Why?
    Jack: Because he was the Obi-wan in the room!

  19. These were halarious and the comics were cool

  20. STAR WARS EMPEROR!!!!!!!! // November 25, 2020 at 6:38 pm // Reply

    Star Wars is awesome and so are these jokes

  21. coolguy 9867ytg // November 10, 2020 at 7:34 am // Reply


  22. the awsomescout // November 2, 2020 at 8:20 pm // Reply

    star wars the last bedi is a movie abaout the last bed in the sleepyverse.

  23. Rey: so guys what can I expect for my 2nd movie?
    Anakin: I fought count Dooku and Got my hand chopped off.
    Luke: I fought my father aaaand got My hand chopped off.
    Rey: oh…….

  24. My favorite is Chewbacca

  25. Rise of Skywalker was cooler than the last Jedi

  26. Luke: Why can’t you email a photo to a Jedi?
    Leia: Why?
    Luke: Because attachments are forbidden.

  27. by: Dalas. star wars joke:
    Dalas. Q: what Jedi walk in the sky?
    peter’s response:i dunno.
    Dalas. A: Anakin and luke “cu’z they are sky walkers!

  28. Agent turtle 17 // June 11, 2020 at 8:50 pm // Reply

    Have you seen the rise of Skywalker?it super cool and awsome!

  29. Darth vader // May 4, 2020 at 10:05 am // Reply


  30. Star Wars fan // April 26, 2020 at 10:38 am // Reply

    Rey and Princess Leia are my favorite characters.

  31. Hey, these are great! I may not supposed to be here, but girls like Star Wars also!
    Join me, Rey, we can rule together.

    AnboChambo, age 12.

  32. mandalorian2 // January 7, 2020 at 12:42 am // Reply

    Funny, I have a chicken named leia.

  33. Bob: what is Darth Vader’s favorite kind of chocolate?
    Sandy: I don’t know
    Bob: Darth chocolate!

  34. 😂🤣

  35. Which Sith lord likes to go shopping – Darth Mall

  36. Love it! Can U have some Anakin and Obi-Wan jokes?

  37. Order66WithFries // August 14, 2019 at 6:13 pm // Reply

    This is funny… from a certain point of view.
    May The Force Be With You

  38. What does Yoda order at the Bakery ?
    Only one Cannoli

  39. Spurwing Plover // May 17, 2019 at 8:31 am // Reply

    Q.Whats a Jedi Masters favorite drink? A.Yoda Pop

  40. these are sooooo funny
    Im gonna go eat some wookie-cookies

  41. LOVE the jokes!

  42. what do yoy call han solo’s pet chewy

  43. super not funny

  44. LOL ha ha ha i love them we need more people sending in these ha ha lol i love star wars and jokes and funnyness!!!!!!!!!

  45. Heh those are funny right there I don’t care who ya are. Now, I’mma go eat me some three layer admiral ack bars

  46. miracle bro // July 26, 2018 at 9:54 am // Reply

    Yea it’s great honestly

  47. miracle bro // July 26, 2018 at 9:46 am // Reply

    Good jokes funny comics 😵 🔫😎

  48. #StarWarsKing11 // May 9, 2018 at 5:55 pm // Reply

    What do you call a hen that lays eggs……… Princess Lay-a

  49. epic stuff

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