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50 Funny Thanksgiving Day Jokes and Comics

Happy Thanksgiving Day! Here’s a plateful of Thanksgiving jokes by Scout Life readers that will make you thankful you have a funny bone instead of a wishbone on Turkey Day. Do you know a funny Thanksgiving joke? Click here to send your joke to us.

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Comic by Daryll Collins

Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Phil: Why?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

Joke submitted by John W., Hoschton, Ga.

Pablo: What material did the turkey use to build a driveway?
Carson: Not a clue.
Pablo: Gobblestones.

Joke submitted by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina

Comic by Scott Nickel

Cresencio: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Amber: What?
Cresencio: “Wing! Wing!”

Joke submitted by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California

Pearl: What do you call a running turkey?
Ally: I haven’t the foggiest.
Pearl: Fast food!

Joke submitted by Pearl C., Rancho Cucamonga, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

Joke submitted by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii

Comic by Scott Nickel

Ayn: What animal has the worst eating habits?
Karla: The pig?
Ayn: Nope. The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!

Joke submitted by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Penn.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Mary: I haven’t a clue.
Charles: Peach gobbler!

Joke submitted by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Cresencio: Why do turkeys eat so little?
Max: I don’t know.
Cresencio: Because they are always stuffed.

Joke submitted by Cresencio A., Norwalk, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before Thanksgiving dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.

Joke submitted by Eric Z., Spokane,Wash.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Kyle: What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?
Brett: I’m puzzled!
Kyle: The drumsticks.

Joke submitted by Brett B., Manhattan, Kan.

Comic by Scott Nickel

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

Joke submitted by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jeremy: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Sammy: I don’t know.
Jeremy: A turkey.

Joke submitted by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio

Comic by Scott Nickel

Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Jake: Beats me.
Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Joke submitted by Danny Z., Sandwich, Mass.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Joe: Beats me.
Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!

Joke submitted by Billy S., Dover, Mass.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Will: What?
Luke: “Google, google, google.”

Joke submitted by Luke C., College Station, Tex.


Josh: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
David: Tell me.
Josh: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!

Joke submitted by David B., Quaker Hill, Conn.
Comic by Daryll Collins

Comic by Scott Nickel

A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”

Joke submitted by Ted M., Sayreville, N.J.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jeremy: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Eric: Tell me.
Jeremy: Your nose.

Joke submitted by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio


Comic by Scott Nickel

Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Ordep: What?
Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”

Joke submitted by Svenju B., Shawnee, Okla.

Comic by Van Scott

Caleb: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Caitlyn: What?
Caleb: A turkey.

Joke submitted by Caleb M.


Comic by Bill Thomas

Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Adam: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.

Joke submitted by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Mich.

Comic by Daryll Collins

Robert: Which bird is best at bowling?
Chrystal: I don’t know.
Robert: A turkey.

Joke submitted by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kan.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?
Zach: I give up!
Leighton: “Wobble, wobble!”

Joke submitted by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.

Chas: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
Tom: What kind?
Chas: Plymouth Rock!

Joke submitted by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?

Joke submitted by Stephanie R., Chittenango, N.Y.

Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Jerry: I don’t know. What?
Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.

Joke submitted by Patricia J., Warrens, Wis.


Comic by Jon Carter

Pedro: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
Westy: What are you serving now?
Pedro: Squash.

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro

Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
Jay: Which one?
Justin: Fangs-giving!

Joke submitted by Justin T., Los Angeles, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Pedro: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they be known for?
Pee Wee: I have no idea.
Pedro: Their age!

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro

Kevin: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Jake: I don’t know. What?
Kevin: Lucky.

Joke submitted by Austin H., Schnecksville, Penn.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Pee Wee: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Pedro: Yes, of course! A building can’t jump at all.

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro

Keith: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Faith: I’m stumped.
Keith: Leftovers!

Joke submitted by Keith J., Sierra Vista, Arizona


Comic by Daryll Collins

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59 Comments on 50 Funny Thanksgiving Day Jokes and Comics

  1. Lol i love jokes

  2. these are hilarious

  3. princess my pea // November 13, 2020 at 9:53 am // Reply

    love jokes

  4. I thought the jokes were HILARIOUS. MAKE MORE, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

  5. All the jokes were funny lol

  6. coolguy 6497 // November 10, 2020 at 7:23 am // Reply


  7. gobblleeeeee

  8. These are some of the BEST jokes I have ever heard! Please, make some more for me. And make them SOOO funny!

  9. I love these jokes!They are really funny!

  10. It did not say jokes why?

  11. sorry cant say // November 5, 2020 at 2:04 pm // Reply

    funny jokes and comics

  12. best jokes

  13. Anonymous Person // November 4, 2020 at 2:50 pm // Reply

    Some of these jokes are really funny but some of them, I don’t get at all.

  14. lol funny

  15. I love the joke!

  16. Can the pictures be used in a middle school slideshow for a joke slide during the month of November?

  17. these are dad jokes

  18. there all good

  19. I like it.

  20. how would the Grinch steal thanksgiving?Take the turkeys?

  21. so funny!please make more!

  22. I don’t get the Bowling one……

  23. Anonymous // July 6, 2020 at 7:47 am // Reply

    Cool! 😎

  24. hey theese are the funnyest jokes for thanksgiving

  25. not that funny

  26. So good

  27. Nice! I don’t like the Pedro jokes, though. Those are dry, dude.

  28. very nice hahaha

  29. Alexa POPO LOLO // November 26, 2019 at 11:50 am // Reply

    What music do you listen to wen you make a turky what all about that gobble

  30. Holiday humor’s the best.

  31. Wow I just yoused all of theis jokes for thankgiving that I’m going to share I’m glad I found this!!!

    ( Happy Thanksgiving!)

  32. what did the pilgrims say when chasing the turkey.

    answer: lets gobble him up

  33. So cool

  34. My favorite is the peach gobbler XD

  35. My Name Was On Their // November 18, 2019 at 10:44 pm // Reply

    That was funny

  36. ElephantLover // November 14, 2019 at 2:45 am // Reply

    Thanksgiving is a good holiday because it’s fun

  37. thanks giveing is a good holaday becaues it fun

  38. Thanks for making me cool to my great-grandsons.

  39. ¨Funny¨

  40. Nice site!

  41. TheAnonymousPotato // November 2, 2019 at 2:58 pm // Reply

    Don’t eat potatos

  42. This is good.
    (when did the turkey lose its leg? BACK IN NOM!)

  43. Memories of boys away from years ago thank you for then and now

  44. Funny Jokes

  45. good job

  46. THE MAN!!!!!! // November 27, 2018 at 11:41 am // Reply


  47. Let’s all be thankful, and enjoy some light-hearted humor on this day!

  48. This is so funny

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