30 Funny Back-To-School Jokes
Summer vacation is over, and that’s no laughing matter. But you can go back to the classroom with a smile on your face, thanks to these funny jokes about school sent in by Boys’ Life readers. Do you know a funny joke? Click here to send it to us.
Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, âWhat did you learn today?â
âNot enough,â Luke replies. âThey said I have to go back tomorrow.â
Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Submitted by Nathaniel R., Glendale, Wis.
A book never written: âThe Best Subject in Schoolâ by Jim Class.
Submitted by Ian B., Howell, N.J.
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Dan: I donât know. Why?
David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
Submitted by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.
Comic by Scott Nickel
Luke: Why did the M&M go to school?
Stan: Iâm stumped.
Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school?
Josh: I donât know. Why?
Chad: Theyâre good at trick questions.
Submitted by Chad N., Firestone, Colo.
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!
Submitted by Jacob B., South Bend, Ind.
A book never written: âHigh School Mathâ by Cal Q. Luss.
Submitted by Josh A., Los Angeles, Calif.
A book never written: âWhen Does School Start?â by Wendy Belrings.
Submitted by Alex M., Ashland, Mass.
Joe: Whatâs the king of all school supplies?
Moe: I donât know. What?
Joe: The ruler.
Submitted by Connor B., Metairie, La.
Tom Swiftie: âWe have too many quizzes in school!â Tom said testily.
Submitted by Brian C., Snohomish, Wash.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
Submitted by Kyle S., Chesapeake, Va.
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: Thatâs great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
Submitted by Zachary D. G., Rutherford, N.J.
Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Hunter: Pop quizzes!
Submitted by Sean G., Kailua, Hawaii
What kind of school do you go to if youâreâŠ
âŠan ice cream man? Sundae school.
âŠa giant? High school.
âŠa surfer? Boarding school.
âŠKing Arthur? Knight school.
Submitted by Ryan K., North Platte, Neb.
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: Thatâs right!
Submitted by Adam P., Wichita, Kan.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Submitted by Caleb R., Jackson, Mich.
Teacher: Daniel, Iâve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?
Daniel: Iâm glad itâs Friday!
Submitted by Martin R., Belmont, Mass.
Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
Cheryl: I donât know.
Phil: He has only one pupil.
Submitted by Colin C., Kansas City, Mo.
Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Tommy: At the great airports!
Submitted by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?
Billy: A delicious fruit salad.
Submitted by Harry B., Longmeadow, Mass.
Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Johnny: In jail!
Submitted by Glenn J., Santa Ana, Calif.
Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
Tommy: Yes, maâam. At the bottom.
Submitted by Luke M., Morganton, N.C.
Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Mom: Thatâs a good idea, Jordan.
Jordan: No, itâs not. Then sheâll know I canât spell.
Submitted by Jordan R., Nashville, Tenn.
Peter: Whatâs the difference between a teacher and a train?
Ted: What?
Peter: A teacher says, âSpit out that gum!â and a train says, âChew! Chew!â
Submitted by Ted S., Lisle, Ill.
Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object?
Student: You are pretty.
Teacher: Whatâs the direct object?
Student: A good report card.
Submitted by Samuel E., Coweta, Okla.
Teacher: Why canât you work in an orange juice factory?
Student: I donât know. Why?
Teacher: Because you canât concentrate!
Submitted by Caleb S., Mount Vernon, Mo.
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didnât do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didnât do my homework.
Submitted by Alex D., Chevy Chase, Md.
John: Knock, knock.
Justin: Whoâs there?
John: Gladys.
Justin: Gladys, who?
John: Gladys the weekendâno homework!
Submitted by John S., Farmington, Ga.
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I donât have a dog.
Submitted by Austin C., Bowie, Md.
Thank you sir! May I have another?
I LOVE THEM ALL!
most of the jokes are useless but,still I can use them in my school
YES !!! and would like many more thx
Ha lol really funny!
he he he he i mean ha ha ha !!!!!
I love to read jokes
It’s catchy,but not what I had in mind,you could’ve add some more
LOL!!!! in class I can use those!!!!
-Rebecca
LOL funny
Too boring
That’s really funny lol
Yeah. That’s funny.
really clever and fun! now I can have an excuse for not doing my home work!!!LOL
lol
super funny maybe add some more!!!!đ
Haha so funny This is not being dramatic đ
So funny
my fav one was the where the guy didnt do his homework (i relate to that)
LOL….
These are not funny so boring :((
lol
Lol awesome
gud jokes really funny
Great jokes
THANKS
it was very nice …especially the ruler and the bright students.haha
These jokes are so funny, i dont even get them.. well some of them i do. I almost peed my pants! And laughed for hourssss
Sun glasses are not well
Your jokes make me lol gi gi
Nice jokes!!!!!
Nice jokes
nice jokes…
nice jokes….
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It nice joke
they are funny jokes and i like them
That explains why none of my teachers where sunglasses
nice jokessss. by the way bob its not where sunglasses its wear sunglasses…
good jokes
Cool but can you make more LOL.
hahaha
THOS R FUNNY
nice jokes
best one is the sunglasses of the teacher….
really good and funny jokes thx. :-b
These jokes made me laugh so hard that I FELL FROM MY CHAIR!!!
LOL!!! Nice jokes. These are good ones! đ
That so holders
Hahaha so funny đ
good jokes guys good for the teachers
HI-larios
Best ones yet. đ
Best ones yet. đ
amazing