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Comic Caption finalists


Congratulations to Matthew of East Stroudsburg, Pa., for submitting this winning caption!

Here are some of the other fun captions that readers submitted.

  • I’m assuming you’d like horn-rimmed glasses?
  • Have you heard that this style also comes in Rosy Pink?
  • It may take a little while to get used to these.
  • See, THIS is why you must fill out the form COMPLETELY before your visit.
  • It’s your lucky day — buy one lens and get the second one free.
  • This is the only pair your insurance plan would cover…
  • Look at the bright side, nobody will call you four eyes.
  • OK, now please close one eye and read the 3rd line from the top.
  • Good news! You’re only going blind in one eye!
  • Perhaps these glasses have been the cause of your double vision problems?
  • Well, just imagine how the fly felt that I had in yesterday.
  • I don’t think there’s anything wrong with your prescription.


Congratulations to Nicholas W. from Birdsboro, Pa. for submitting this winning caption! He’ll receive the original signed cartoon.

Here are some of the other fun captions that readers submitted.

  • Dude! Learn to control your powers already!
  • Hurry, get Dr. Doom! I thinks Spidey’s coming down with something!
  • Thank goodness Superman has a STRONG immune system!
  • Peter, why don’t you go home and get Aunt May to cook you up some nice, warm soup.
  • Really? If you have a cold you shouldn’t be at work.
  • Next time, sneeze in your elbow.
  • I hope that comes out of your tights.
  • I guess your Spidey senses WERE tingling!
  • Nothing too “super” about this situation!
  • Yep! He didn’t blink that time either!
  • Looks like Spidey’s got the BUG that’s been going around!
  • Nothing but net!
  • Faster than a speeding bullet, ha!
  • See he wasn’t born with powers either, but guess who just got defeated.
  • Oh, Lois won’t be too happy about this …
  • Oh, oh. It’s allergy season again.
  • That snot very funny, Spidey!
  • Wow, and I thought that Catwoman’s hair balls were bad!
  • I just realized that we’re all from different movies and were never meant to see each other.
  • Chill out, dude! It was me who stepped on the spider.
  • Who’s the big ‘S’ now?
  • Is that what they teach you over at Marvel?
  • I think you need to go back to the lab and have that checked out.
  • Too bad the Joker isn’t here. He’d love this.
  • This is the kind of thing that kept you out of the Avengers.
  • “Holy spidey snot, Superman”!
  • Dude, where’s my Bat Phone? This is totally going on Facebook!
  • Wish you would’ve said something. I’ve got tissues in my utility belt.
  • I think you have a little somin’ hanging there, Spidey!

Congratulations to Charles T. from Estill Springs, Tenn. for submitting this winning caption! He’ll receive the original signed cartoon.

Here are some of the other fun captions that readers submitted.

  • Don’t worry, it’s the Eagle Scouts that you really have to keep an eye out for.
  • I thought we weren’t supposed to go hiking with bare feet.
  • Don’t worry, the Scoutmaster is only like this in the morning.
  • Stop screaming! It’s not like he ate someone in OUR troop.
  • He was a lot cuter when he was a Cub Scout.
  • And the worst part is, he snores.
  • He’s our new troop leader, he’s great at getting rid of the hiccups.
  • Like he thinks we’re going to fall for that one again …
  • He’s new. Just act normal and don’t ask about his teeth.
  • Kind of obvious what rank HE is.
  • Don’t fall for it. There’s no Troop 261.
  • Darn, Troop 261 is so gonna win tomorrow!
  • He is NOT sleeping in my tent.
  • That patrol’s yell must be amazing!
  • How do you say “my friend tastes better than I do” in bear?
  • I bet I can outrun you.
  • I told Timmy it wasn’t “just a raccoon.”
  • Looks like a lot of troops come through here.
  • Shouldn’t he have a buddy?
  • Looks like a Boy Scout, sounds like a Boy Scout, SMELLS like a Boy Scout!
  • Don’t say any thing about the Green Bay Packers.
  • I know someone who’s allergic to haircare products.
  • How come he doesn’t have to wear his uniform?
  • Look prepared!
  • How does he do that without thumbs?
  • Strangely, he’s in the wolf den.
  • See, I told you that Comic-Con 2013 wouldn’t be as fun if it were outside …

15 Comments on Comic Caption finalists

  1. Soaring4Eagle // April 25, 2023 at 2:15 pm // Reply

    I think the Eagle scout one should have won.

  2. Some of those finalist are really funny! In my opinion, some are even better than the winners!


  3. Funnier than I thought

  4. I thought mine would make it:(

    • Hey dude! It is only like 3.99% chance you would have won! Be proud of them not mad at them! πŸ˜€

  5. Sp1derfang // June 16, 2013 at 8:18 pm // Reply

    Where is the cyclops one?

  6. That would be… interesting

  7. whats spl

  8. what’s the original caption?

  9. im glad im not SPL!

  10. thats pretty funny i think im in there maybe

  11. hahahaha

  12. Wow! I thought I was at least a finalist πŸ™

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