12 Funny Giraffe Jokes and Comics
Giraffe jokes will make you laugh for a long, long, long time! No need to stretch, these great jokes sent in to us by Scout Life readers are head and shoulders above the rest!
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Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”
Joke submitted by Jake P., Vaihingen, Germany
Max: Why is a giraffe such a good father?
Max: Because he is someone you can look up to!
Joke submitted by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.
Comic by ThomasToons
Nick: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a Scout?
Mick: I haven’t a clue.
Nick: A person everyone looks up to.
Joke submitted by Nick C., Windsor, Conn.
Jack: Why do giraffes have long necks?
Jill: I have no clue.
Jack: Because their feet stink.
Joke submitted by Alex S., Marietta, Ga.
Joshua: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Joshua: Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Joke submitted by Joshua and Timothy T., Cheltenham, Pa.
Ted: What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Ned: I don’t know. What?
Ted: Giraffic Park!
Joke by Nicholas B., De Pere, Wis.
Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe?
Tommy: I don’t know. What?
Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes!
Joke by Tyler H., Folsom, Calif.
Joseph: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Joseph: Bacon and legs.
Joke by Joseph R., Nutley, N.J.
Jim: Have you ever seen any giraffes hiding in trees?
Jim: That’s because they’re so good at hiding.
Joke by Braeden A., Murfreesboro, Tennessee
Noah: What do you call a giraffe in the middle of the road?
Noah: “A giraffic jam!”
Joke by Noah H., Corvallis, Ore.
Mark: What has an elephant’s trunk, a tiger’s stripes and a giraffe’s neck?
Mark: A zoo.
Joke by Mark E., San Jose, Calif.
Peter: What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Peter: A neck-tarine!
Joke by Julia S., St. Paul, Minn.
that’s not funny at all
JK I was dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so funny my dad nearly fell over when Told him!!!!
What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A twelve foot tooth brush 😂
It is so funny I fainted
anyone ever heard of this one? or did I just came up with it?
why dose everyone hate giraffes?
Because they look down on everybody
I like it because it is so funny 😹🤣😂
that’s girafficaly awesome
XD so funny and hilarious
I need these for a report and they are giraffical!!!
lol i dont like them sorry
im seeing these at class
Hi I think there really funny
So funny I can’t breathe
So funny I can’t breathe
The jokes are so funny
thats a joke right
What do you get
There all really funny because my favourite animal is a giraffe
Love the giraffe jokes cool.
Giraffes are one of my favorite animal
hahaha, very funny
Omg lol can’t stop laughing
These are giraffing me crazy.
I laughed so hard I had a stroke
Thanks for the jokes!!!
Why do you look up to a Giraffe?> They have a high intelligence!
These are really really funny!!!
LOL. I can’t stop laughing!!! 🙂
I’d hate to be a giraffe… with a sore throat.