7 Funny Giraffe Jokes

Giraffe fever is sweeping the Internet! No need to wait, you can laugh right now at these great jokes sent in to us by Boys’ Life readers!

Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”
Submitted by Jake P. , Vaihingen, Germany

Nick: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a Scout?
Mick: I haven’t a clue.
Nick: A person everyone looks up to.
Submitted by Nick C. , Windsor, Conn.

Jack: Why do giraffes have long necks?
Jill: I have no clue.
Jack: Because their feet stink.
Submitted by Alex S. , Marietta, Ga.

Joshua: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Timothy: Why?
Joshua: Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Submitted by Joshua and Timothy T. , Cheltenham, Pa.

Ted: What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Ned: I don’t know. What?
Ted: Giraffic Park!
Submitted by Nicholas B. , De Pere, Wis.

Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe?
Tommy: I don’t know. What?
Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes!
Submitted by Tyler H. , Folsom, Calif.

Joseph: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Johnny: What?
Joseph: Bacon and legs.
Submitted by Joseph R. , Nutley, N.J.