7 Funny Giraffe Jokes
Giraffe fever is sweeping the Internet! No need to wait, you can laugh right now at these great jokes sent in to us by Boys’ Life readers!
Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”
Submitted by Jake P. , Vaihingen, Germany
Nick: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a Scout?
Mick: I haven’t a clue.
Nick: A person everyone looks up to.
Submitted by Nick C. , Windsor, Conn.
Jack: Why do giraffes have long necks?
Jill: I have no clue.
Jack: Because their feet stink.
Submitted by Alex S. , Marietta, Ga.
Joshua: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Timothy: Why?
Joshua: Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Submitted by Joshua and Timothy T. , Cheltenham, Pa.
Ted: What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Ned: I don’t know. What?
Ted: Giraffic Park!
Submitted by Nicholas B. , De Pere, Wis.
Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe?
Tommy: I don’t know. What?
Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes!
Submitted by Tyler H. , Folsom, Calif.
Joseph: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Johnny: What?
Joseph: Bacon and legs.
Submitted by Joseph R. , Nutley, N.J.
XD so funny and hilarious
I need these for a report and they are giraffical!!!
lol i dont like them sorry
im seeing these at class
Hi I think there really funny
So funny I can’t breathe
So funny I can’t breathe
The jokes are so funny
thats a joke right
What do you get
Love these!
There all really funny because my favourite animal is a giraffe
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Love the giraffe jokes cool.
Giraffes are one of my favorite animal
hahaha, very funny
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Omg lol can’t stop laughing
Funny
These are giraffing me crazy.
I laughed so hard I had a stroke
Thanks for the jokes!!!
Love it!
Why do you look up to a Giraffe?> They have a high intelligence!
These are really really funny!!!
LOL. I can’t stop laughing!!! 🙂
LOL
I’d hate to be a giraffe… with a sore throat.