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12 Funny Giraffe Jokes and Comics

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Giraffe jokes will make you laugh for a long, long, long time! No need to stretch, these great jokes sent in to us by Scout Life readers are head and shoulders above the rest!

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Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”
Joke submitted by Jake P., Vaihingen, Germany

Max: Why is a giraffe such a good father?
Ed: Why?
Max: Because he is someone you can look up to!
Joke submitted by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.

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Comic by ThomasToons

Nick: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a Scout?
Mick: I haven’t a clue.
Nick: A person everyone looks up to.
Joke submitted by Nick C., Windsor, Conn.

Jack: Why do giraffes have long necks?
Jill: I have no clue.
Jack: Because their feet stink.
Joke submitted by Alex S., Marietta, Ga.

Joshua: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Timothy: Why?
Joshua: Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Joke submitted by Joshua and Timothy T., Cheltenham, Pa.

Ted: What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Ned: I don’t know. What?
Ted: Giraffic Park!
Joke by Nicholas B., De Pere, Wis.

Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe?
Tommy: I don’t know. What?
Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes!
Joke by Tyler H., Folsom, Calif.

Joseph: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Johnny: What?
Joseph: Bacon and legs.
Joke by Joseph R., Nutley, N.J.

Jim: Have you ever seen any giraffes hiding in trees?
Braeden: No.
Jim: That’s because they’re so good at hiding.
Joke by Braeden A., Murfreesboro, Tennessee

Noah: What do you call a giraffe in the middle of the road?
Ed: What?
Noah: “A giraffic jam!”
Joke by Noah H., Corvallis, Ore.

Mark: What has an elephant’s trunk, a tiger’s stripes and a giraffe’s neck?
Steve: What?
Mark: A zoo.
Joke by Mark E., San Jose, Calif.

Peter: What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Elaine: What?
Peter: A neck-tarine!
Joke by Julia S., St. Paul, Minn.

39 Comments on 12 Funny Giraffe Jokes and Comics

  1. GIRAFFE FAN #1 // April 29, 2024 at 2:57 pm // Reply

    LOLz giraffes are so tall

  2. Sorry about this, to me these jokes aren’t very funny. Its not easy to make me laugh. 🙁

  3. OMG so funnyyyyyyyyyyy…

  4. Chicken nugget 2014 // December 29, 2023 at 8:07 am // Reply

    I almost died bc these are sooooooo funny and my dad almost chocked of laughing lol

  5. IVA THE 100!!!! // January 9, 2023 at 7:51 pm // Reply

    that’s not funny at all

    JK I was dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    so funny my dad nearly fell over when Told him!!!!

  6. What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?

    A twelve foot tooth brush 😂

  7. It is so funny I fainted

  8. I don't have one // October 14, 2021 at 2:20 am // Reply

    anyone ever heard of this one? or did I just came up with it?
    why dose everyone hate giraffes?
    Because they look down on everybody

  9. that’s girafficaly awesome

  10. XD so funny and hilarious

  11. I need these for a report and they are giraffical!!!

  12. lol i dont like them sorry

  13. im seeing these at class

  14. Hi I think there really funny

  15. So funny I can’t breathe

  16. So funny I can’t breathe

  17. The jokes are so funny

  18. Yyyyyyyyyyy // June 29, 2020 at 7:44 am // Reply

    What do you get

  19. Love these!

  20. Goat 44739 // April 10, 2020 at 5:59 am // Reply

    There all really funny because my favourite animal is a giraffe

  21. tyranousurus rex // April 6, 2020 at 5:48 pm // Reply


  22. hahaha, very funny

  23. Omg lol can’t stop laughing

  24. Funny

  25. These are giraffing me crazy.

  26. I laughed so hard I had a stroke

  27. Thanks for the jokes!!!

  28. Love it!

  29. Scout Master // October 30, 2013 at 10:56 am // Reply

    Why do you look up to a Giraffe?> They have a high intelligence!

  30. These are really really funny!!!

  31. I’d hate to be a giraffe… with a sore throat.

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