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7 Funny Giraffe Jokes

Giraffe fever is sweeping the Internet! No need to wait, you can laugh right now at these great jokes sent in to us by Boys’ Life readers!


Seth: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
Jake: Tell me.
Seth: A “plane in the neck.”
Submitted by Jake P. , Vaihingen, Germany

Nick: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a Scout?
Mick: I haven’t a clue.
Nick: A person everyone looks up to.
Submitted by Nick C. , Windsor, Conn.

Jack: Why do giraffes have long necks?
Jill: I have no clue.
Jack: Because their feet stink.
Submitted by Alex S. , Marietta, Ga.

Joshua: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Timothy: Why?
Joshua: Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Submitted by Joshua and Timothy T. , Cheltenham, Pa.

Ted: What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Ned: I don’t know. What?
Ted: Giraffic Park!
Submitted by Nicholas B. , De Pere, Wis.

Tyler: What do you get when you mix a Labrador and a giraffe?
Tommy: I don’t know. What?
Tyler: A dog that barks at airplanes!
Submitted by Tyler H. , Folsom, Calif.

Joseph: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Johnny: What?
Joseph: Bacon and legs.
Submitted by Joseph R. , Nutley, N.J.

33 Comments on 7 Funny Giraffe Jokes

  1. What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?

    A twelve foot tooth brush 😂

  2. It is so funny I fainted

  3. I don't have one // October 14, 2021 at 2:20 am // Reply

    anyone ever heard of this one? or did I just came up with it?
    why dose everyone hate giraffes?
    Because they look down on everybody

  4. that’s girafficaly awesome

  5. XD so funny and hilarious

  6. I need these for a report and they are giraffical!!!

  7. lol i dont like them sorry

  8. im seeing these at class

  9. Hi I think there really funny

  10. So funny I can’t breathe

  11. So funny I can’t breathe

  12. The jokes are so funny

  13. Yyyyyyyyyyy // June 29, 2020 at 7:44 am // Reply

    What do you get

  14. Love these!

  15. Goat 44739 // April 10, 2020 at 5:59 am // Reply

    There all really funny because my favourite animal is a giraffe

  16. tyranousurus rex // April 6, 2020 at 5:48 pm // Reply


  17. hahaha, very funny

  18. Omg lol can’t stop laughing

  19. Funny

  20. These are giraffing me crazy.

  21. I laughed so hard I had a stroke

  22. Thanks for the jokes!!!

  23. Love it!

  24. Scout Master // October 30, 2013 at 10:56 am // Reply

    Why do you look up to a Giraffe?> They have a high intelligence!

  25. These are really really funny!!!

  26. I’d hate to be a giraffe… with a sore throat.

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