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  1. That One Frog // June 3, 2024 at 4:03 pm // Reply

    Pardner, don’t let anyone tell you that in old-timey photos, nobody smiled.
    See, sonny, I was a rebel.

  2. doing the barnyard dance

  3. they asked me to stand on the chairs to fix the roof. I get this for being so nice.

  4. Mr.Nobody // May 6, 2017 at 7:58 pm // Reply

    World record !

  5. TravelByTrain // December 1, 2016 at 12:47 pm // Reply

    If you just pull the chair back a little more my pants will rip I won’t have to wear them!

  6. punnnypocolypse // November 3, 2016 at 10:07 am // Reply

    uncle chewy quit showing off for our family portrait

  7. DrewTheDude // June 20, 2016 at 3:41 pm // Reply

    Do you think they will be kind enough to build the transcontinental railroad underneath me?

  8. Come on, I can go a bit farther! Pull the chair back! I WILL SET THE WORLD RECORD, JUST YOU WATCH!

  9. The chairman of the boards, which are missing from the barn in the background.

  10. SuperScout // July 11, 2015 at 2:28 pm // Reply

    Quick! pull the chairs out from under his feet!

  11. HungryDogPower101 // June 18, 2015 at 1:23 pm // Reply

    OWWWW!! HELP!! I’M BEING ATTACKED BY A SQUAD OF OLYMPIC TORTURERS!

  12. nothing003 // May 22, 2015 at 7:17 pm // Reply

    6 yards, he has almost beat the record!

  13. talk about a banana split!

  14. Classic dance moves of the old west.

  15. You know just the family olympics

  16. lolman kuloped // April 6, 2014 at 11:37 am // Reply

    please don’t saw me in half i am not a log!!

  17. Don’t Fall!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. I am glad my pants havnot split yet!

  19. R. H. Grumley III // July 23, 2013 at 7:24 pm // Reply

    Original planking

  20. commander4 // June 20, 2013 at 7:49 pm // Reply

    don’t tell him his pants ripped!

  21. steaklover // June 1, 2013 at 6:42 pm // Reply

    “Just doin’ my daily excersises”

  22. zombie-man // May 9, 2013 at 4:42 pm // Reply

    oh no, my pants ripped!

  23. Whats the number to 911?

  24. And I’m still waiting to get into the olympics.

  25. take the picture take the picture take the picture this really hurts

  26. Now, you just shoot my boots off pardner

  27. commander cody // December 20, 2011 at 10:16 pm // Reply

    thus starts the worst way,…… to make a buck

  28. Awesomeperson144 // October 31, 2011 at 10:38 pm // Reply

    Hurry up and take the picture! This hurts!

  29. I’d be a pretty good ballet dancer, eh? Well now you have to get me unstuck.

  30. Owww! This hurts so bad.

  31. awesomeguy123 // June 11, 2011 at 6:57 pm // Reply

    One day in 1802, people where trying to hurt themselves and thus the split was born.

  32. retroman1963 // May 29, 2011 at 5:46 pm // Reply

    I can do it! So where’s my $20?

  33. This is a WEIRD family reunion.

  34. lolfailtom // April 27, 2011 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    Wow… Thanksgiving Celebration is a lot different here in Kansas.

  35. skipper12345 // April 21, 2011 at 10:22 am // Reply

    This is how you train to be a ninja in the old days

  36. i did a split now how do i get out of the split.

  37. LadyGooGoo // April 16, 2011 at 2:11 pm // Reply

    Ballet finally paid off!!!! I Rock!!!!!

  38. RedBaron23 // March 27, 2011 at 2:28 pm // Reply

    Never again.

  39. MOONMAN200 // March 8, 2011 at 5:00 pm // Reply

    BOY:Dude I bet u $.10 if u can’t do a split between those 2 benches.
    BOY THAT DOES SPLIT:Oh u are on…….look I’m doing it now I need my
    $.10………OW!!!!!!!!MY LEGS!!!!!!!

  40. Waboyscout // March 3, 2011 at 10:47 pm // Reply

    look mom, no hands.

  41. Guys, stop looking at the camera!!!I’m stuck.Man, they can’t hear me. Hey you, that dog over there, I need some help!!

  42. Its just like the time I stuck my tonge to a pole on a snowy day!

  43. Why Did You dare me to do the spits?! OI!

  44. Uh guys how do i get off?

  45. mysterious monster // November 28, 2010 at 7:51 pm // Reply

    Hey, do you think I could be in a musical? Maybe I could be a ballet dancer!

  46. obese octopus // November 23, 2010 at 4:42 pm // Reply

    I think I heard my joints snap.

  47. ouch!!!

  48. how low can you go?

  49. Hey look at me I’m breakdanceing.

  50. bobinski237 // July 12, 2010 at 3:06 pm // Reply

    Are you sure this will relieve my lower back pain?

  51. HELP ME! I can’t do this for much longer!

  52. The judges vote is in and the winner is… you doing the splits!

  53. Poppenboom // June 23, 2010 at 6:05 pm // Reply

    Maybe This Wasn’t Worth a 5 Cent Movie Ticket!

  54. meeeeeeeeeee // June 23, 2010 at 3:41 pm // Reply

    thats gotta hurt

  55. meeeeeeeeeee // June 22, 2010 at 11:31 pm // Reply

    yikes

  56. pieisgood54321 // June 21, 2010 at 6:31 pm // Reply

    uhhh, guys? my pants are ripping. can I get down now? no don,t pull the chair… ohhhhh, that hurt

  57. See i told you i could do it. *guy on far right hand guy doing splits a twenty*

  58. LEADER OF FIVE101 // June 3, 2010 at 7:48 am // Reply

    Splits break my knees…CRACK!

  59. Even in 1905, people did the splits.

  60. he hasn’t been the same since he fell of the roof

  61. Hey! Put the chair back! Hey! Oh no…

  62. Funnyscout // May 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm // Reply

    Check out my moves

  63. Hurry take the picture,my right leg is cramping up!

  64. jrodder :-) // May 12, 2010 at 8:12 pm // Reply

    WOOD SPLITTER!

  65. Yoman 77 // May 5, 2010 at 8:02 pm // Reply

    Ehh This really Auu Hurts you AAAA guys

  66. I told you I’m a gymnastic gold medalist!

  67. Is this a Old fashined circus?

  68. I told you I could do the split!!!!!!

  69. talk about splits literally my pants just split

  70. Hey ladies! Check it out!

  71. One word: OUCH!!!

  72. ow! ow!what torture! just kill me now

  73. santa claus // April 18, 2010 at 8:09 pm // Reply

    no, wait-thats my chair over there.

  74. I can do the splits .Well, almost.

  75. lumberjack // April 5, 2010 at 7:42 pm // Reply

    This so isn’t worth five bucks an hour.

  76. Dude I just cant quite break dance

  77. captainrex // March 28, 2010 at 7:34 am // Reply

    hoora i won the split contest

  78. “See i told the people from high school i’m perfectly fit to be acheerleader.”

  79. Me Tarzan me broke a bone!!!!!

  80. Wow! dis guy is Crazy!!!!!!

  81. your right i should go to gymnastics

  82. This really hurts fellas

  83. Hey a quarter.

  84. My Groin hurts… *Rip* … call a doctor PLEASE!

  85. and thats why grammy always said never stand on chairs

  86. Ow! I broke a bone!

  87. wow,not even mom cando this

  88. look at me i am a ballerina!!!:)

  89. Rip!!!!!!

  90. Crazy Bob the Hobo // February 8, 2010 at 5:35 pm // Reply

    they said they wouldn’t move the chairs!

  91. Bob the peanut guy // February 3, 2010 at 10:07 pm // Reply

    Hows he do it?

  92. Told ya i could do it Boys!

  93. GUY 1 I think I heard a rip. (RIP) GUY 2 yep you were right.
    GUY 3 nice undies

  94. Ouch!!!! I’m gonna break my bones!!!

  95. Oy… This hirts !

  96. I said SPIT ME! NOT SPLIT ME!! get me out of this mess!

  97. OK who turned off the color,…… and why am i doing this again???????

  98. 98 99 100 O.K. you guys owe me 50 bucks. Ah! The pain!

  99. you are going to fall and do the split for true

  100. Guys, stop looking at the camera!!!I’m stuck.Man, they can’t hear me. Hey you, that dog over there, I need some help!!

  101. Irwin! Your going to break those chairs!

  102. [this hurts]

  103. pain is my friend, pain means i’m alive.

  104. I HATE THE CIRCUS!

  105. WORK IT WORK IT!

  106. did Iwrip my pants?

  107. Billy Bob Joe // December 19, 2009 at 4:07 pm // Reply

    I am going to get my legs ripped apart so someone get me off of here!!!

  108. Ha! And you think video games are fun!

  109. OOWWWW! I broke a bone, I broke a bone! please get me to a hospital, please?

  110. owe!This really hurts can someone help me off this thing

  111. Now just a little more yowww! oh great I’m stuck help.

  112. (Split!)Now I know why it’s called the splits.

  113. Master Chief // December 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm // Reply

    Don’t let them see I dislocated my my legs… stay calm… don’t call a docter…

  114. Wombatsrule101 // December 8, 2009 at 8:38 pm // Reply

    Ok..um…help??

  115. And now… THE AMAZING SPLITASTICA!!!!!!

  116. Legend of Zelda mastr // December 1, 2009 at 7:02 pm // Reply

    Old fashioned limbo sticks.

  117. here comes the pain!

  118. jo jo the circus boy // November 30, 2009 at 3:08 pm // Reply

    ok! ok! ok! ok! i think 50 miles will do it buoys

  119. chicken-tenderson // November 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm // Reply

    don’t do that while I’m ( OUCH! ) standing on the chairs!

  120. What would you do, for a Clondike Bar?

  121. WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!! YOU SERRIOUSLY ADDED WHEELS TO THESE CHAIRS!!!

  122. STOP MAKING ME LAUGH! I RIPPED MY PANTS AND MY GROIN IS HURTING!

  123. Nooba go home // November 25, 2009 at 5:08 pm // Reply

    Watch me, watch me!!! I’m talented!!

  124. I GUESS I HAVE RUBBER BONES

  125. This probably won’t get me the girls.

  126. Maybe I didn’t think this out so well…

  127. And THIS is the 3rd way to do the splits…

  128. ELASTIC MAN

  129. OOPS !!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHOULD OF WORN MY STREACHY PANTS

  130. quick take the picture this is starting to hurt!!!

  131. I would get up, but i think i pulled my groin.

  132. i think my pants ripped

  133. a guitarist // October 1, 2009 at 8:57 am // Reply

    On the count of three slide the chairs 1,2,3!!!!

  134. Hey look what I can do!

  135. Umm… I think I just heard something Rip.

  136. Maybe if I stretch more the pain in my leg will go away

  137. Hey! Quit pulling the chairs away from me!

  138. See, I can still do it. Now, HELP ME UP!!!

  139. How low can I go

  140. When he says let’s split he means it.

  141. how much am i getting paid?

  142. kool aid dude // August 26, 2009 at 5:57 pm // Reply

    Could I get a drink now? This is making me thirsty.

  143. This is just the warm-ups…

  144. Are you sure this is how the supermodels do it.

  145. I hope I dont split me pants

  146. (Hurry Up! Take Take The Picture!!)

  147. All right, which one of you wise guys glued my feet to the chair?

  148. Guys, guys, I cant take it! CARRRACK! Medic!

  149. This split is making me ( CRACK!) brake my bone.

  150. kid by chair:Let’s pull the chairs now*plop* ow is there a hospital around here?

  151. Help! I’ve started to do the splits and I can’t get up!

  152. army humve // July 29, 2009 at 10:14 pm // Reply

    this is going to such a good cartoon

  153. Help! I can’t get up!

  154. Schlottster52 // June 30, 2009 at 2:21 pm // Reply

    Dude, thats like so ten years ago!

  155. not a boy and no life // June 24, 2009 at 5:23 pm // Reply

    why did i evin try that split workout

  156. aibohphobia // June 24, 2009 at 2:12 pm // Reply

    hillbilly gymnastics 101

  157. I’ll bet Cotten Eyed Joe can’t do this!

  158. I am going to do some splits on these 100! year old chairs!!!!!!!!

  159. Hey look at me. I’ll soon be an acrobat.

  160. im sorry these seats are taken

  161. Anonymous // May 26, 2009 at 5:07 pm // Reply

    did i get my merit badge for flexability

  162. soccermaster! // May 9, 2009 at 12:51 pm // Reply

    i think im geting to old for this!

  163. soccermaster! // May 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm // Reply

    i have got to stop doing this!

  164. i hate this punishment

  165. spuirrl boy // April 21, 2009 at 10:46 am // Reply

    I can’t belive you guys paid me to do this.

  166. booyaman44 // April 19, 2009 at 8:07 pm // Reply

    just trying to reach my shoe! AAGH!!

  167. First olympics ever!!!!

  168. What If the chairs BREAK!!!!! They won’t, my great grandma found these chairs 100 years ago.

  169. First splits ever done in History.

  170. Stranger, THIS is how we do things around here.

  171. Hmmm… Maybe an Olympics gymnast wasn’t the right job for me

  172. Doing the splits sure hurts.

  173. This is painful. Never do this at home, kids. Oww! Don’t do that!

  174. He wanted to make two of himself. But he never imagined this.

  175. monkeykiller // February 5, 2009 at 12:49 pm // Reply

    kid by the chair: on the count of three pull.
    man doing splits : do not do what i think you will do or i will kill you

  176. some one go push him over

  177. great now all i need is some ice cream and a bannanna

  178. grassruler888 // February 1, 2009 at 12:55 pm // Reply

    Why are you breaking your bones!

  179. Just doing my morning stretches

  180. Who signed me up for gymnastics?!!!!

  181. ouch!!!!!!!!!!

  182. I’m doing this for one million dollars.

  183. i cant wait for my new years resolution to be up. i should have never chosen stretching!

  184. Im trying to break the world record here!

  185. Anonymous jr. // December 13, 2008 at 5:06 pm // Reply

    This is some family portrait, huh?

  186. oh no! the wagon’s comin down the hill at top speed!

  187. Can’t touch the floor… Because its’ Lava!

  188. extremeworlddominator // November 7, 2008 at 9:50 pm // Reply

    uuuuhhhhh, how do you contact 911!

  189. “The living limbo rod! Who want’s to try level 58?”

  190. this is noth ing im just warm ing up and down and left and right

  191. tenderfoot#7 // October 20, 2008 at 5:26 pm // Reply

    How do ya like THIS for bow legged?!

  192. indianajones // October 17, 2008 at 7:26 pm // Reply

    That’s gonna leave a mark!!!!!!!!!

  193. Man holding chair on right: I’ll have a banana split, please.

    Man in between chairs: Comin’ right up! *does the splits*

    Man holding chair on right: How many times do I have to tellya, YOU’RE NOT A BANANA SPLIT!

  194. Hold on ! My chair is sliding a-w-a-a-y-y-y!

  195. Get down and do thu DISCO

  196. I hate my morning stretches. Oh well one, two, three…..

  197. get up and go // October 3, 2008 at 4:01 pm // Reply

    One small step for man kind!

  198. I hope no one sees this or I’m going to faint!!

  199. My legs are trying to stretch to China!

  200. Man on chair: Hey, leave that chair alone.

    Boy to right: Al man, he saw me.

  201. Photographer: Okay Everyone hold still. it’s going to take a while to develop.

    Man on chairs: I’m never going to be able to stand straight again.

  202. LOOK MA IM TRAINING FOR THE CIRCUS

  203. sdjfjsdfkjsdkfj // August 18, 2008 at 4:01 pm // Reply

    I am NOT doing this again!

  204. sk8terdude101101101 // July 31, 2008 at 10:05 am // Reply

    WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE YOUR GONA GET IT GOOD!@%$#

  205. bballboy02 // July 9, 2008 at 6:31 am // Reply

    Why did I ever except that dare?

  206. non-weirdo // July 6, 2008 at 4:01 pm // Reply

    If anyone tickles my foot,i might be in some baaaad pain.

  207. I warned them not to tickle my foot while i was on the chairs.

  208. tada!!…um…a little help please…..anyone?……HELP!!!!!!!!!

  209. butterfinger // June 29, 2008 at 9:12 pm // Reply

    THE PAIN!!!! THE HORROR!!!!

  210. DumDumMeMe // June 20, 2008 at 1:59 pm // Reply

    Oooouch!!!

  211. Indianajones // June 17, 2008 at 6:55 pm // Reply

    Gonna feel this in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  212. Indianajones // June 17, 2008 at 6:53 pm // Reply

    Breakdancing–1920’s stlye!!!!!!!!

  213. Get your hand off my foot

  214. (After everyone leaves) OK, now, how do I get down? SOMEBODY? ANYBODY? SOMONE ANSWER ME!!! (falls) GREAT SPLITS AGAIN!!!!!!!

  215. Chihuahua2oo // June 2, 2008 at 7:30 pm // Reply

    I can do that (But what I don’t know if he practices!)

  216. The old west mixed with cheerleading.

  217. lets see if that convertable get by me now.

  218. Can anyone do this? (Everybody does it) Aw man.

  219. 1001110010100110 // March 25, 2008 at 6:46 pm // Reply

    I think I just ripped my pants…

  220. thats gonna leave a mark

  221. all right i did it…… now where is the $10 you owe me?

  222. "Red O'Malley" // March 15, 2008 at 6:10 pm // Reply

    I didn’t know Bing Crosby was a split maker at a old fashioned ice cream shop!

  223. HeatMan332 // March 14, 2008 at 3:34 pm // Reply

    Now I really want a banana split!

  224. the great red head // March 5, 2008 at 9:44 pm // Reply

    limbo Time!!!

  225. Hip your gal, swing her round, ladies chain now BREAK IT DOWN!

  226. the girl i saw said if i do splits it will take my head acke away.

  227. marinerfreak101 // February 4, 2008 at 7:49 pm // Reply

    dude i said it a hundred times i dont have anything to do with Lincoln okay

  228. Will someone give me a hand here!!!!!!!!!!

  229. Great now i am ready for the olympics yeehaa

  230. Did ya people know I did gymnastics when I was 4?

  231. I can’t believe I got this for a job! It hurts!

  232. Please tell me you took the picture already!

  233. Stop hiding magnets!!!!!! Okay!?!?!?!?!?!?

  234. ALRIGHT I CONFESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  235. hope i don’t split my pants!

  236. I know i have should of taken my steroids today

  237. are you sure sure we should’ve used a human limbo stick?

  238. Popeye’s spinach didn’t help my arm muscles, but it helped my leg muscles!

  239. How much longer do I have to hold this pose…

  240. Uhh… I knew betting a root beer was a bad idea.

  241. the chairs are far enough i think!!?

  242. Poster’s Note:

    This seems to be a silent film, so you won’t expect someone to say anything.

  243. musical chairs anyone!!!

  244. tral-la-la you can’t do this

  245. wanna limbo?

  246. i’m split between the hatfields and the mccoys

  247. look mom those gymnastics classes have realy came in handy

  248. did you say from here toooooo here?

  249. darn these shrink to fit pants

  250. Oh geeze, there goes my spine!

  251. OUCH!!!

  252. I BEAT THE WORLD RECORD!!!

  253. not fair you took both chairs!!!!

  254. I know I need to support my family, but this is really fun.

  255. Will I be in the book of world records for this.

  256. yo guys you said it was a streching test YOU NEVER SAID IT HAD SO MUCH PAIN INVOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  257. taa-daaa im awesome

  258. Confusion reigns at the musical chairs world championship when Stringy LaStretchy captures both first and second places.

  259. Hey how did my legs get stuck like this?

  260. Extreme Rapper // October 6, 2007 at 12:54 pm // Reply

    I’m opening a gymnastics academy for cowboys.

  261. tractor king // October 2, 2007 at 5:14 pm // Reply

    little help here guys.

    NO THE OTHER WAY!!

  262. IF I FALL YOU GIES ARE PAYING FOR THE DAMAGE!!!!

  263. i wish you’d give me 5 million dollars for this!

  264. I wonder if I’m going to get a merit badge for this!!

  265. Um, help? A little pain here…

  266. im talented arent I…

  267. Notice how everyone else in the picture is laughing and the guy doing the splits is frowning!!!!!!

  268. Is there a tailor in the house?

  269. i love to be in the middle of everything.

  270. I just want you all 2 know,ill propably never be able 2 do this again.

  271. ooooooooowwwwwwww

  272. Unknown until recently, the Amish would have stretching competitions.

  273. Edd tried so hard to make it to the circus.

  274. are we on the farm or the place is for harm

  275. say CHEESE everyone smile for the camera well………..the guy in the middle said PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    why ……well the guy in the middle is about to break his legs.

  276. can u help me i just cracked my thigh

  277. ow i broke my thigh to replace it he needs a chicken thigh

  278. hey i broke my leg now i need a stretcher

  279. hey i’m on dancing with the stars

  280. game over now that guy will be in 911

  281. the guys around him said are u stupid the guy said well i feel stupid but i’m not stupid

  282. im not doing this cause i just riped my pants and just to ask why did you two dare me to do this this is my new pants i broght today and mom is going to take my money away cause I JUST RIPED THEM!!

  283. I’m trying to reach ten feet, but so far I’ve only got two!

  284. Hope my pants don’t tear up….

  285. thats going to hurt in the morning

  286. wow hes doing the nutcracker

  287. It’s better than riding on a horse for a day and a half!

  288. Yo, dude! Do you know a Tailor?

  289. awwww, that feels much better!

  290. pengwin 231098 // August 14, 2007 at 6:34 pm // Reply

    this hurts more than the funky chiken

  291. Sing your partner round and round then you OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna feel that inthe mornen

  292. it took hank to realike that the ground was an optical illusion

  293. look im a cheerl eader

  294. WalksWithMoose // August 4, 2007 at 1:37 pm // Reply

    For years, Lanny enjoyed immense popularity as “the Human Limbostick”, but his career came to a screeching halt when the settlers were challenged by the native

    “Tall People With Really Spiky Hair” tribe.

  295. Ospareme,please! // August 3, 2007 at 9:45 am // Reply

    The Hole in the barn is about…yea long-

    YIKES!!! BURNING PAIN!!!

  296. I SIGNED UP FOR COWBOY LESSONS, NOT GYMNASTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

  297. “Just take the picture already honny im geting a cramp”

  298. RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP! ok… fine. so I can’t stick my legs over my head and across my back in a split on 2 stools. BUT YOU STILL OWE ME A NEW PAIR OF PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  299. nerdkid2007 // August 1, 2007 at 3:53 pm // Reply

    Mom never said not to stand on TWO of my chairs, did she?

  300. BREAKITDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  301. theplaceofme // July 31, 2007 at 10:28 pm // Reply

    “I bet you 1$ that you can’t do the splits for 10 sec.”

    “Your on… 1, 2,3,4,5,6,7 rip ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok you win but what about my pants?

  302. Lord Voldemort // July 31, 2007 at 3:36 pm // Reply

    OW!!!…… Oh, never mind……It still hurts a little. Oh, well…………………….OW!!! Hey, You over there, go get some ice…… cool. I wonder if I could play the banjo up here?!

  303. Okay, who pulled the stools apart!?

  304. im gonig to invent a cool game all the kids will play. ill call it…

    OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  305. The gymnastics back in 1956.

  306. fishmaster // July 23, 2007 at 3:06 pm // Reply

    “Hey Jim, you know what that sound was?”

    “Yea, it was my pants”

    “Or my leg”

  307. I CAN GO FURTHER!

  308. Levi Strauss’ new stretch jeans.

  309. OY! Prepare the ice!

  310. how am i doing this?!?!?!?!

  311. ow! o.k. I confess I’m not the most flexible person on earth

  312. Pull away the chairs on three. One…two…

  313. See folks, this is what you look like when you’re on your horse too long. We’ll try to get him back to normal, but who knows…

  314. scoutleader // July 11, 2007 at 9:44 pm // Reply

    “Ok, who put the starch in my pants?”

  315. Told ya I could do the splits!

  316. Miner Mason // July 8, 2007 at 4:19 pm // Reply

    This is a game that didn’t quite make it into the “How To Book.”

  317. You think i can be in the record book for the first man to do the splits without hurting himself?

  318. [Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.(Guy doing splits.)] [We told you so.(Men on right.)][Dad, mom’s gona be maaad.(Kid on left.)][Maybe I shouldn’t have told him to stretch like this.(Man on left)][This is hilarious.(Little kids on left)] This guy is doing splits to stretch his legs for a race.

  319. J. Rubberman // July 5, 2007 at 6:37 pm // Reply

    [To the tune of “Iron Man”] I am Rubber-Man! Stretching over chairs in my Rubber Pants! See the children stare! The man on the right nailed me to the chair! (not to mention I’m a midget in some fake foam legs)

  320. awesomeman // July 5, 2007 at 5:48 pm // Reply

    all right a new stretching record for men

  321. bc redsox // July 5, 2007 at 7:50 am // Reply

    that’s the last time I try to get a stuck kite with a prankster around!

  322. DarthTater // July 4, 2007 at 5:19 pm // Reply

    Hey! Push those chairs back!

  323. coolastheycum // July 4, 2007 at 2:37 pm // Reply

    what? a hole in my pants? where?

  324. Crossing An Invisable Bridge // July 4, 2007 at 11:42 am // Reply

    “Alright, now that i’ve made it to the left and the right, how do I get back to the left side?”

  325. A kid said that a kid // July 4, 2007 at 8:56 am // Reply

    “You kids may think this is funny, but when that space-ship the Twin Pines family were talking about, it’ll hurt.” said Mom.

  326. fivecents // July 3, 2007 at 3:12 pm // Reply

    The new leader for the Senior Citizen Fitness program.

  327. Aw man… I split my pans again!

  328. Ow ow ow! I told you not to move the chairs!

  329. Sir.OrigamiDude // July 3, 2007 at 12:15 pm // Reply

    Hey this is my yoga routine, stop taking pictures!

  330. SIGN: WELCOME TO HILLBILLY CIRCUS

  331. buzzurkboy // July 2, 2007 at 5:22 pm // Reply

    … And this is why your great-great Grandpa Joe had to have surgery.

  332. the_burninator // July 1, 2007 at 11:44 am // Reply

    Jedediah was also an olympic pig wrestler.

  333. astrodog100 // June 30, 2007 at 4:22 pm // Reply

    Ow.

  334. Ouch! I knew I couldn’t jump to the other chair!

  335. He ‘s going to FEEL it tomarrow after these 5 hours

  336. and its the splits olympics contestant 1 is dave Mcshane

  337. These pants are REALLY strechy. Are they made of elastic?

  338. Deaddragon07 // June 18, 2007 at 3:00 am // Reply

    that guy said i would be famous for this but all i see is 7 people and a dog!

    i hate that guy!

    >:^(E

  339. HEY MOM, I CAN DO THE SPLITS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  340. are you sure you guys think i’ll get bigger?!

  341. geez guys, thanks for helping but i’m getting too old

  342. the problem // June 16, 2007 at 12:52 pm // Reply

    i think it took him a split second to get johnny in this situation

  343. Oh you cant touch this oh yea!

  344. My mom and dad told me to join the circus butt i told them that i was , like so much better doin the splits!

    !!!!!???=(

  345. spuddy the tater's ma // June 13, 2007 at 9:10 pm // Reply

    heyuk. this makes me feel like my stomic after I ate ma’s supper!!

  346. Spruce Beetle // June 13, 2007 at 5:45 pm // Reply

    “Look at me!!! 1, 2, skip a few, 99 ,100” Later ………1,000,000,000…… Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Oughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.I want Mommmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy.

  347. Extra! Extra! Read all about it! old man doing the splits!

  348. pa:I’m so lucky I’m getting 1,423,758,363 $ after this. son: no dad our agreement was if you do this I give 25 cents. pa: oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

  349. Loooooooooooooook at my amazing acrobatics.

  350. freshman football // June 12, 2007 at 1:18 pm // Reply

    I wish we had the money for an X-Box 360.

  351. someone could tell me these are swivel chairs

  352. oh when this is over i get 1 thousand dollars.

  353. I think I just heard a rip?

  354. I meant block the train with a string! Ow! Thats gotta hurt!!!!!!!

  355. OW OW OW OW.

  356. MonMonMoney // June 10, 2007 at 9:49 am // Reply

    “Yes!!!! I set the guinness world record for doing splits for the longest time!”

  357. nebraskan // June 9, 2007 at 6:28 pm // Reply

    son tip me over i cant get up.

  358. HAMMER TIME!

  359. Pa:What do you think your doin’? This is a dang tootin’ farm. Not gymnastics!

  360. The Executive // June 8, 2007 at 8:27 pm // Reply

    He’s gonna need a LOT of tylenol.

  361. “about time cheerleading came in handy”

  362. ladies-lad 25 // June 8, 2007 at 5:09 pm // Reply

    pull a little farther back on that chair Jimmy if he falls he’ll never do it again!!

  363. OK, I did the split. where’s the money you promised in the bet?

  364. 5544332211 // June 8, 2007 at 3:53 pm // Reply

    OUCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I guess I’m not superman

  365. a chicken sandwich // June 8, 2007 at 3:27 pm // Reply

    I think Davis spent a little too much time at the Splits University…

  366. Pokegeek101 // June 7, 2007 at 7:25 pm // Reply

    Bob: OWWWWWW the pain it hurts. Billy:Dad look at bob. Joe: I knew it was a bad idea.

  367. Da Jimster // June 7, 2007 at 7:01 pm // Reply

    I guess that’s what you can do after riding two horses…at the same time!

  368. pok'e fan // June 7, 2007 at 3:27 pm // Reply

    Ouch that had to hurt

  369. That’s got’a hurt! I bet he said:OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!

    I bet that’s where people got :GYMNASTICS!

  370. Skywalker // June 7, 2007 at 9:21 am // Reply

    Now this is how to do yoga!!!!!!!!!!

  371. arachniphobicarcherylover // June 7, 2007 at 12:02 am // Reply

    Ahhhhh, what a great way to start out the morning! and when you come to think about it: a great way to learn gymnastics!

  372. Nice way to die. Thats got to hurt. Thats gona hurt in the morning.

  373. Bobo The Bo // June 6, 2007 at 7:56 pm // Reply

    Hey, I bet I can make people do this too by selling aerobic tapes! Wouldn’t that be great? Ha!

  374. pkmontrainer // June 6, 2007 at 1:53 pm // Reply

    this is what happen when I need to think

  375. arachnaphobia // June 6, 2007 at 9:09 am // Reply

    If this doesn’t get me in the circus, I don’t know what will. Maybe I could try doing this on my tractor.

  376. come and wach our gyimnastics show

  377. hey Julia! look at th-OWWWW! Julia:oh brother! Max: I think I did this for nothing…’

  378. Ultimaster of shootin' // June 5, 2007 at 4:24 pm // Reply

    I guess this is what comes of trying the long jump over two chairs!!

  379. I think I pulled a musle

  380. Billy Bob Supereme // June 5, 2007 at 1:19 pm // Reply

    This will hurt in the mornin’

  381. Help!!!!!!!!!!!

  382. Sometimes, you just got to do something when your REALLY bored.

  383. Ow! This spit hurts me. Rip!!!

  384. I think he’s stuck

  385. Jake the Snake // June 3, 2007 at 6:51 pm // Reply

    Ladies and gentlemen! Do not try this at home! Okay boys! Bring out,”The Blade!”

  386. ArchChamp#1 // June 3, 2007 at 1:53 pm // Reply

    look,Ican do the splits

  387. this is gonna hurt in the morning!

  388. Weblo Dude 123 // June 3, 2007 at 9:57 am // Reply

    “Don’t you dare move that chair!”

  389. jedi_master // June 2, 2007 at 5:05 pm // Reply

    This is a requirement for the Stretching merit badge, I presume?

  390. funniest in class // June 2, 2007 at 2:32 pm // Reply

    oooh why did I ever steal from the shop

  391. The town of Painesville couldn’t afford a real limbo bar, so they had to make do.

  392. Did I just hear a rip?!?

  393. Ye call this relaxing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  394. Scoutlover95 // May 31, 2007 at 11:29 am // Reply

    Whoo, lets rock and roll ,even though I’m on a chair

  395. piller180 // May 30, 2007 at 6:14 pm // Reply

    poor jim thought that he could accomplish the worlds biggest split….unfortunatly it didn;t work out as planned

  396. time master // May 29, 2007 at 10:49 pm // Reply

    am i conditioned enough for the olimpics YET??

  397. I forgot my belt and this is the only way I can keep my pants up!

  398. look ma. no hands

  399. Wolverine Mutant // May 27, 2007 at 7:22 pm // Reply

    Come on Hank! Only two more inches and u’ll have beat Jim here’s reccord! *CRACK!!*

    Oh well, u almost had it Hank! I’ll go call the doctor…

  400. god loves you // May 27, 2007 at 3:15 pm // Reply

    ok guys… one, two, three… PULL!!!

  401. Bulb-Brain // May 26, 2007 at 1:35 pm // Reply

    As you can see before there was such thing as hiking… people pulled splits for kicks!

  402. Have you taken the picture yet?

  403. Why is everybody just standing there? Somebody help me i’m all cramped up!

  404. wow!that looks awsome!(as long as he doesn’t rip his pants.)

  405. this doesnt hurt, its a new picture pose

  406. I have heard about stretching before races but this is ridiculous

  407. pineapplejuice // May 21, 2007 at 9:03 pm // Reply

    almost there….. Ouch! that’s too far!

  408. legorocsfandude5000 // May 21, 2007 at 12:30 pm // Reply

    Come on Chuck, just stretch your feet a little bit farther and you’ll win the world record of being the most flexible person in the world!!!!!!

    Chuck:WHAT?!?!?! WORLD RECORDS ARENT INVENTED YET!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙁

  409. King joey of narnia // May 20, 2007 at 8:39 pm // Reply

    That stuff has been on AFV lots of times tom begeron would say “now hes a girl” :-}

  410. kalminarocks // May 19, 2007 at 3:52 pm // Reply

    this is going hurt in the morning…

  411. yeap, its true its impossble for your toung to touch your feet

  412. Ouhe ouch Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  413. How long do I half to do this???????!!!!!!!!

  414. London bridge is falling down, falling down no kid do not pull the chairs ow!!!!!!!!!!

  415. Spray Paint // May 15, 2007 at 4:42 pm // Reply

    I wonder if I’ll make the gymnastics team this year.

  416. Dude1234567890 // May 13, 2007 at 9:08 am // Reply

    I was Just standin on these chairs when these guys slid them farther away from me so I think I just ruptured my spleen

  417. pokemon dude // May 12, 2007 at 8:31 pm // Reply

    OUCH!!! Not the legs!! Well, at least not my ar…OUCH!!!!!! 🙁

  418. that’s not good for your spleen

  419. twinlight // May 12, 2007 at 4:31 pm // Reply

    GUYS MOVE THE CHAIRS BEFORE I BREAK IN HALF!!!!!!!!

  420. I know i shouldn’t have done this next time i’ll listen to my mom

  421. WHAT THE… How did i get here?

  422. Red Bull Gives You Wings!!!

  423. the first circus ever!

  424. I didn’t know those chairs had wheels.

  425. ARRGH! I think I’ll have to change my stage-name to “Busted Keaton”!

  426. I knew I could get up on these chairs if I tried. Now don’t move the chairs. I said, OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!, don’t move the chairs.

  427. That hurt so bad i cut the cheese.

  428. I kan spel goood. // May 10, 2007 at 6:23 pm // Reply

    “Oh, yeah, just tryin’ to impress the ladies.”

  429. I think I’m STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!(clunk) oops Help!!!!!!!!!

  430. mikey dude // May 9, 2007 at 7:17 pm // Reply

    ARRRRRRHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! HURY UP AND TAKE THE PICTURE, IT’S STARTING TO HURT!!!!

  431. Crazy man:I think I just ripped my spleen in Two.Girl:Cool. Can I have one?

  432. smartboy // May 9, 2007 at 5:48 am // Reply

    He is doing Exercise.

  433. thewizard // May 8, 2007 at 7:08 pm // Reply

    Just thought I’d rest a moment…

  434. Ahh……help sombody…call 911

  435. Comp-geek // May 8, 2007 at 3:45 pm // Reply

    Wow i thought that i was standing one second then BAM!!! i was doing the splits! Someone go get me an icepack. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

  436. bghlrft07 // May 8, 2007 at 3:40 pm // Reply

    I feel young again and… hey… what are you doing? No don’t move the chair!!!!!!! Don’t MO– ow.

  437. I’ve got to stop eating so many bananas!

  438. how low can you go

  439. that hurts.

  440. ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that hurts.

  441. I believe I’m Flexible!!

  442. footballfreak // May 7, 2007 at 7:26 pm // Reply

    Mom says I should be a cheerleader. I said “try-outs are tommorow.”

  443. im doiin the splts man

  444. guadalupe // May 7, 2007 at 4:21 pm // Reply

    thats how I like it

  445. I think I broke something and its not pretty

  446. troop 586 // May 7, 2007 at 10:36 am // Reply

    I think I’ll sign up for boyscouts next time instead of the gymnastics team!!

  447. A’m i on a mount Everest?

    oh-oh I slipped because the chairs were greasy!

  448. Chelsearule! // May 7, 2007 at 4:27 am // Reply

    Don’t worry I’m doing it for the money

  449. Boy Scout // May 6, 2007 at 8:19 pm // Reply

    Why did you pull that chair away?/!

  450. 1910 Tiny Tim was the first to use and demonstrate a ‘generation gap’.

  451. EEEEE…I think I ripped some cartilage!

  452. un-annoyed // May 6, 2007 at 5:42 pm // Reply

    OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WEGIE! (I hate it when this happens!)

  453. cheeseypotatopants // May 6, 2007 at 4:13 pm // Reply

    ow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  454. I think the guys think he’s going to fall on his butt!

  455. Hooo this smarts. stuff like this here happens when attempiting the first humon bridge.

  456. AUSTINJOEO // May 5, 2007 at 10:41 pm // Reply

    OUH… A SHOULDN’T OF TOOK THAT YOGA CLASS!!!!!!!!!

    IDIN’T KNOW I WOULD HAVE TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  457. garafola7 // May 5, 2007 at 9:39 pm // Reply

    i wonder what for lunch…

  458. OW! Camp! I was doing a split and I got a cramp!

  459. longlegs // May 5, 2007 at 3:14 pm // Reply

    i’m a real ballirina

  460. Deep Diver // May 5, 2007 at 2:48 pm // Reply

    Kids don’t you dare pull those chairs out from underneath me!

  461. spiderman98 // May 5, 2007 at 1:39 pm // Reply

    that bull just want under my legs!!

  462. yaha, more whiskey – NOW

  463. Okay, I hate this……………I REALLY hate this!! Son, howd’ ya talk me inta this??!!!………………….Ouch

  464. Ow….Okay hurry and take the picture son…………….son? Hello? Momma? hey where is everybody? hheeeeelllllp!!!

    FLASH

  465. I CAN’T HOLD THIS POSE MUCH LONGER!!!!

  466. SEE YOU CAN TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS

  467. OW! i nearly ripped legs off!

  468. oxey moron // May 4, 2007 at 10:35 pm // Reply

    i cirisly dont know how i ended up like this i went to sleep in my bed and i woke up like this owwwwwww now how do i get down

  469. Brettman // May 4, 2007 at 9:58 pm // Reply

    I told momma not to put so much startch in my pants! I’ll never get these pants loosened up.

  470. backspace // May 4, 2007 at 9:24 pm // Reply

    Almost there….okay this is as far as I can go. Hurry! Take the picture!

  471. Blackshadow101 // May 4, 2007 at 9:17 pm // Reply

    Big sigh, entertainment is so not worth $2.50 a hour!

  472. Today is national strechin’ day.

  473. ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok no more!!!!!

  474. and at that moment Billy Bob Jr. thought to himself that he sure had a lot to live up to!

  475. Wife: Honey, one more inch and you’ll break the record for “World’s Akwardest Picture”

  476. Pyro Maniac // May 4, 2007 at 4:06 pm // Reply

    I’m trying to look like it dosen’t hurt but dang this hurts so bad

  477. Can you please inform me how to play musical chairs?

    OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  478. I’m training for the 1876 Olympics in the men’s gymnastics competition!

  479. And to think I cant do a summersault

  480. OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! i was standing on those chairs why did you pull ’em!?

    boy: sorry Pa, i just wanted to see if you can do the splits so i can take a photo of you and put it online!

    Pa: NO DON”T DO IT!

    camera: *FLASH*

  481. 490 trooper // May 4, 2007 at 12:23 pm // Reply

    let’s party!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  482. it's the dude // May 4, 2007 at 11:03 am // Reply

    Stop! You’re killing me!

  483. Told ya he couldn’t do the splits all the way.

  484. agent 3:16 // May 4, 2007 at 11:00 am // Reply

    It’s gonna be dificult to get out of this position.

  485. EEEEE…I think I ripped some cartilage.

  486. …and I’ve never been in gymnastics…

  487. Mountain Dew // May 4, 2007 at 10:55 am // Reply

    Hey I’m guy not girl what did u expect?

  488. Ow… my backbone

  489. nymphlover // May 4, 2007 at 8:21 am // Reply

    im doing it for the triathalon!

  490. “Stretch to the limit, with bend n’ stretch Mr. Fantastic!”

  491. Oh no! Any way I go down I`ll have to do the splits!

  492. scoutboy84 // May 3, 2007 at 9:06 pm // Reply

    they must have been real bored and not travelled much.

  493. samuel786 // May 3, 2007 at 8:32 pm // Reply

    yeah, now you know the effects of good-old booze in the old west

  494. samuel786 // May 3, 2007 at 8:31 pm // Reply

    out with the bad air,in with the good, out with the bad, in with the good, now for the perfect splits

    OWWWW

  495. dig-dug-deoxys // May 3, 2007 at 8:28 pm // Reply

    git that chair away, Miriam im trying to impress young flannagen

  496. billy bob fred george // May 3, 2007 at 7:50 pm // Reply

    That’s why I don’t do dares!

  497. MORAL MAN // May 3, 2007 at 7:44 pm // Reply

    I wish you would stop putting those rockets in MY barn!!!!!!!

  498. yo chriz! // May 3, 2007 at 7:31 pm // Reply

    Well….. this is awkward…….

  499. Look at my dance! la la la la OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

  500. a man doing a split

  501. this really hurts!! Now get me DOWN!!!!!!!

  502. my famaly around me told me to stand on 2 chairs, and they all pulled them both out from under me and they all laughed and forced me to take a picture!!!!! HHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please.

  503. Huntz 303 // May 3, 2007 at 5:53 pm // Reply

    Annnnnnd, you do the hokeypokey and you stretch until you cry, that’s what its all about!

  504. hi people // May 3, 2007 at 5:46 pm // Reply

    LOOK ITS THE GATEWAY ARCH

  505. 490 trooper // May 3, 2007 at 5:30 pm // Reply

    yaaaay, I think i’m made of rubber

  506. This is sooo cool I can see for miles…..don’t move the chairs!!! DON”T MOVE THE..oooow, ok now I can only see my leg!!

  507. 490 trooper // May 3, 2007 at 5:28 pm // Reply

    what a great new way to exercise

  508. 490 trooper // May 3, 2007 at 5:26 pm // Reply

    wow I never knew that I could stretch this far!!!!!!!!!!!

  509. BL reader // May 3, 2007 at 5:04 pm // Reply

    If srceeming and doing the splits don’tbring the cows home nothing will!

  510. He was standing on two chairs and (Much closer together.) he slipped and Whamm! he was doing the splits! 😉

  511. Forestfox // May 3, 2007 at 4:56 pm // Reply

    I want to try that:)

  512. cuatdcamp // May 3, 2007 at 4:48 pm // Reply

    Well, you see, I was trying to get ontop of the barn, and one thing led to another, and I really need your help!

  513. the problem // May 3, 2007 at 4:21 pm // Reply

    Okay there are a few thing that need to be said about this. First of all, that guy had better be pray’n that some angery gopher pop up right under him at the center at full force, second, I wana know how on earth he got in that type of a situation, third, I hope he has his zipper done, and fourth, that wagon behind him had better not roll down (this last one is just for his sake).

  514. He`s doing the numa numa dance.

  515. I was standing on the chairs and they moved so I did the splits!

  516. thisisme // May 3, 2007 at 2:20 pm // Reply

    They drank a lot of whiskey in the old west…. a lot of whiskey.

  517. 1302Bear // May 3, 2007 at 1:47 pm // Reply

    Slide the chairs together, QUICK!!!!

  518. told you i could do it. help how do i get down

  519. This is going to hurt!!!

  520. The things people do for publicity!

  521. I’m trying out for gymnastics and I need to stretch out!

  522. “come on dad, feel the burn! You call your self a tough cow boy? *RRRRRIIIIIPPPP* ok shows over (dad i think next time we shoud do this on private.)

  523. owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that must hurt

  524. Jebediah hoped that his amazing flexibilty would win him a place in the 1844 Olympics.

  525. Do the limbo!

  526. If we all do the splits in a circle, we’ll have the cows corraled in no time.

  527. This trick is sure to impress the cowboys down at the saloon.

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