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Pardner, don’t let anyone tell you that in old-timey photos, nobody smiled.
See, sonny, I was a rebel.
doing the barnyard dance
they asked me to stand on the chairs to fix the roof. I get this for being so nice.
World record !
If you just pull the chair back a little more my pants will rip I won’t have to wear them!
uncle chewy quit showing off for our family portrait
Do you think they will be kind enough to build the transcontinental railroad underneath me?
Come on, I can go a bit farther! Pull the chair back! I WILL SET THE WORLD RECORD, JUST YOU WATCH!
The chairman of the boards, which are missing from the barn in the background.
Quick! pull the chairs out from under his feet!
OWWWW!! HELP!! I’M BEING ATTACKED BY A SQUAD OF OLYMPIC TORTURERS!
6 yards, he has almost beat the record!
talk about a banana split!
Classic dance moves of the old west.
You know just the family olympics
please don’t saw me in half i am not a log!!
Don’t Fall!!!!!!!!!!!
I am glad my pants havnot split yet!
Original planking
don’t tell him his pants ripped!
“Just doin’ my daily excersises”
oh no, my pants ripped!
Whats the number to 911?
And I’m still waiting to get into the olympics.
take the picture take the picture take the picture this really hurts
Now, you just shoot my boots off pardner
thus starts the worst way,…… to make a buck
Hurry up and take the picture! This hurts!
I’d be a pretty good ballet dancer, eh? Well now you have to get me unstuck.
Owww! This hurts so bad.
One day in 1802, people where trying to hurt themselves and thus the split was born.
I can do it! So where’s my $20?
This is a WEIRD family reunion.
Wow… Thanksgiving Celebration is a lot different here in Kansas.
This is how you train to be a ninja in the old days
i did a split now how do i get out of the split.
Ballet finally paid off!!!! I Rock!!!!!
Never again.
BOY:Dude I bet u $.10 if u can’t do a split between those 2 benches.
BOY THAT DOES SPLIT:Oh u are on…….look I’m doing it now I need my
$.10………OW!!!!!!!!MY LEGS!!!!!!!
look mom, no hands.
Guys, stop looking at the camera!!!I’m stuck.Man, they can’t hear me. Hey you, that dog over there, I need some help!!
Its just like the time I stuck my tonge to a pole on a snowy day!
Why Did You dare me to do the spits?! OI!
Uh guys how do i get off?
Hey, do you think I could be in a musical? Maybe I could be a ballet dancer!
I think I heard my joints snap.
ouch!!!
how low can you go?
Hey look at me I’m breakdanceing.
Are you sure this will relieve my lower back pain?
HELP ME! I can’t do this for much longer!
The judges vote is in and the winner is… you doing the splits!
Maybe This Wasn’t Worth a 5 Cent Movie Ticket!
thats gotta hurt
yikes
uhhh, guys? my pants are ripping. can I get down now? no don,t pull the chair… ohhhhh, that hurt
See i told you i could do it. *guy on far right hand guy doing splits a twenty*
Splits break my knees…CRACK!
Even in 1905, people did the splits.
he hasn’t been the same since he fell of the roof
Hey! Put the chair back! Hey! Oh no…
Check out my moves
Hurry take the picture,my right leg is cramping up!
WOOD SPLITTER!
Ehh This really Auu Hurts you AAAA guys
I told you I’m a gymnastic gold medalist!
Is this a Old fashined circus?
I told you I could do the split!!!!!!
talk about splits literally my pants just split
Hey ladies! Check it out!
One word: OUCH!!!
ow! ow!what torture! just kill me now
no, wait-thats my chair over there.
I can do the splits .Well, almost.
This so isn’t worth five bucks an hour.
Dude I just cant quite break dance
hoora i won the split contest
“See i told the people from high school i’m perfectly fit to be acheerleader.”
Me Tarzan me broke a bone!!!!!
Wow! dis guy is Crazy!!!!!!
your right i should go to gymnastics
This really hurts fellas
Hey a quarter.
My Groin hurts… *Rip* … call a doctor PLEASE!
and thats why grammy always said never stand on chairs
Ow! I broke a bone!
wow,not even mom cando this
look at me i am a ballerina!!!:)
Rip!!!!!!
they said they wouldn’t move the chairs!
Hows he do it?
Told ya i could do it Boys!
GUY 1 I think I heard a rip. (RIP) GUY 2 yep you were right.
GUY 3 nice undies
Ouch!!!! I’m gonna break my bones!!!
Oy… This hirts !
I said SPIT ME! NOT SPLIT ME!! get me out of this mess!
OK who turned off the color,…… and why am i doing this again???????
98 99 100 O.K. you guys owe me 50 bucks. Ah! The pain!
you are going to fall and do the split for true
Guys, stop looking at the camera!!!I’m stuck.Man, they can’t hear me. Hey you, that dog over there, I need some help!!
Irwin! Your going to break those chairs!
[this hurts]
pain is my friend, pain means i’m alive.
I HATE THE CIRCUS!
WORK IT WORK IT!
did Iwrip my pants?
I am going to get my legs ripped apart so someone get me off of here!!!
Ha! And you think video games are fun!
OOWWWW! I broke a bone, I broke a bone! please get me to a hospital, please?
owe!This really hurts can someone help me off this thing
Now just a little more yowww! oh great I’m stuck help.
(Split!)Now I know why it’s called the splits.
Don’t let them see I dislocated my my legs… stay calm… don’t call a docter…
Ok..um…help??
And now… THE AMAZING SPLITASTICA!!!!!!
Old fashioned limbo sticks.
here comes the pain!
ok! ok! ok! ok! i think 50 miles will do it buoys
don’t do that while I’m ( OUCH! ) standing on the chairs!
What would you do, for a Clondike Bar?
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!! YOU SERRIOUSLY ADDED WHEELS TO THESE CHAIRS!!!
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH! I RIPPED MY PANTS AND MY GROIN IS HURTING!
Watch me, watch me!!! I’m talented!!
I GUESS I HAVE RUBBER BONES
This probably won’t get me the girls.
Maybe I didn’t think this out so well…
And THIS is the 3rd way to do the splits…
ELASTIC MAN
OOPS !!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHOULD OF WORN MY STREACHY PANTS
quick take the picture this is starting to hurt!!!
I would get up, but i think i pulled my groin.
i think my pants ripped
On the count of three slide the chairs 1,2,3!!!!
Hey look what I can do!
Umm… I think I just heard something Rip.
Maybe if I stretch more the pain in my leg will go away
Hey! Quit pulling the chairs away from me!
See, I can still do it. Now, HELP ME UP!!!
How low can I go
When he says let’s split he means it.
how much am i getting paid?
Could I get a drink now? This is making me thirsty.
This is just the warm-ups…
Are you sure this is how the supermodels do it.
I hope I dont split me pants
(Hurry Up! Take Take The Picture!!)
All right, which one of you wise guys glued my feet to the chair?
Guys, guys, I cant take it! CARRRACK! Medic!
This split is making me ( CRACK!) brake my bone.
kid by chair:Let’s pull the chairs now*plop* ow is there a hospital around here?
Help! I’ve started to do the splits and I can’t get up!
this is going to such a good cartoon
Help! I can’t get up!
Dude, thats like so ten years ago!
why did i evin try that split workout
hillbilly gymnastics 101
I’ll bet Cotten Eyed Joe can’t do this!
I am going to do some splits on these 100! year old chairs!!!!!!!!
Hey look at me. I’ll soon be an acrobat.
im sorry these seats are taken
did i get my merit badge for flexability
i think im geting to old for this!
i have got to stop doing this!
i hate this punishment
I can’t belive you guys paid me to do this.
just trying to reach my shoe! AAGH!!
First olympics ever!!!!
What If the chairs BREAK!!!!! They won’t, my great grandma found these chairs 100 years ago.
First splits ever done in History.
Stranger, THIS is how we do things around here.
Hmmm… Maybe an Olympics gymnast wasn’t the right job for me
Doing the splits sure hurts.
This is painful. Never do this at home, kids. Oww! Don’t do that!
He wanted to make two of himself. But he never imagined this.
kid by the chair: on the count of three pull.
man doing splits : do not do what i think you will do or i will kill you
some one go push him over
great now all i need is some ice cream and a bannanna
Why are you breaking your bones!
Just doing my morning stretches
Who signed me up for gymnastics?!!!!
ouch!!!!!!!!!!
I’m doing this for one million dollars.
i cant wait for my new years resolution to be up. i should have never chosen stretching!
Im trying to break the world record here!
This is some family portrait, huh?
oh no! the wagon’s comin down the hill at top speed!
Can’t touch the floor… Because its’ Lava!
uuuuhhhhh, how do you contact 911!
“The living limbo rod! Who want’s to try level 58?”
this is noth ing im just warm ing up and down and left and right
How do ya like THIS for bow legged?!
That’s gonna leave a mark!!!!!!!!!
Man holding chair on right: I’ll have a banana split, please.
Man in between chairs: Comin’ right up! *does the splits*
Man holding chair on right: How many times do I have to tellya, YOU’RE NOT A BANANA SPLIT!
Hold on ! My chair is sliding a-w-a-a-y-y-y!
Get down and do thu DISCO
I hate my morning stretches. Oh well one, two, three…..
One small step for man kind!
I hope no one sees this or I’m going to faint!!
My legs are trying to stretch to China!
Man on chair: Hey, leave that chair alone.
Boy to right: Al man, he saw me.
Photographer: Okay Everyone hold still. it’s going to take a while to develop.
Man on chairs: I’m never going to be able to stand straight again.
LOOK MA IM TRAINING FOR THE CIRCUS
I am NOT doing this again!
WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE YOUR GONA GET IT GOOD!@%$#
Why did I ever except that dare?
If anyone tickles my foot,i might be in some baaaad pain.
I warned them not to tickle my foot while i was on the chairs.
tada!!…um…a little help please…..anyone?……HELP!!!!!!!!!
THE PAIN!!!! THE HORROR!!!!
Oooouch!!!
Gonna feel this in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Breakdancing–1920’s stlye!!!!!!!!
Get your hand off my foot
(After everyone leaves) OK, now, how do I get down? SOMEBODY? ANYBODY? SOMONE ANSWER ME!!! (falls) GREAT SPLITS AGAIN!!!!!!!
I can do that (But what I don’t know if he practices!)
The old west mixed with cheerleading.
lets see if that convertable get by me now.
Can anyone do this? (Everybody does it) Aw man.
I think I just ripped my pants…
thats gonna leave a mark
all right i did it…… now where is the $10 you owe me?
I didn’t know Bing Crosby was a split maker at a old fashioned ice cream shop!
Now I really want a banana split!
limbo Time!!!
Hip your gal, swing her round, ladies chain now BREAK IT DOWN!
the girl i saw said if i do splits it will take my head acke away.
dude i said it a hundred times i dont have anything to do with Lincoln okay
Will someone give me a hand here!!!!!!!!!!
Great now i am ready for the olympics yeehaa
Did ya people know I did gymnastics when I was 4?
I can’t believe I got this for a job! It hurts!
Please tell me you took the picture already!
Stop hiding magnets!!!!!! Okay!?!?!?!?!?!?
ALRIGHT I CONFESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hope i don’t split my pants!
I know i have should of taken my steroids today
are you sure sure we should’ve used a human limbo stick?
Popeye’s spinach didn’t help my arm muscles, but it helped my leg muscles!
How much longer do I have to hold this pose…
Uhh… I knew betting a root beer was a bad idea.
the chairs are far enough i think!!?
Poster’s Note:
This seems to be a silent film, so you won’t expect someone to say anything.
musical chairs anyone!!!
tral-la-la you can’t do this
wanna limbo?
i’m split between the hatfields and the mccoys
look mom those gymnastics classes have realy came in handy
did you say from here toooooo here?
darn these shrink to fit pants
Oh geeze, there goes my spine!
OUCH!!!
I BEAT THE WORLD RECORD!!!
not fair you took both chairs!!!!
I know I need to support my family, but this is really fun.
Will I be in the book of world records for this.
yo guys you said it was a streching test YOU NEVER SAID IT HAD SO MUCH PAIN INVOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
taa-daaa im awesome
Confusion reigns at the musical chairs world championship when Stringy LaStretchy captures both first and second places.
Hey how did my legs get stuck like this?
I’m opening a gymnastics academy for cowboys.
little help here guys.
NO THE OTHER WAY!!
IF I FALL YOU GIES ARE PAYING FOR THE DAMAGE!!!!
i wish you’d give me 5 million dollars for this!
I wonder if I’m going to get a merit badge for this!!
Um, help? A little pain here…
im talented arent I…
Notice how everyone else in the picture is laughing and the guy doing the splits is frowning!!!!!!
Is there a tailor in the house?
i love to be in the middle of everything.
I just want you all 2 know,ill propably never be able 2 do this again.
ooooooooowwwwwwww
Unknown until recently, the Amish would have stretching competitions.
Edd tried so hard to make it to the circus.
are we on the farm or the place is for harm
say CHEESE everyone smile for the camera well………..the guy in the middle said PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why ……well the guy in the middle is about to break his legs.
can u help me i just cracked my thigh
ow i broke my thigh to replace it he needs a chicken thigh
hey i broke my leg now i need a stretcher
hey i’m on dancing with the stars
game over now that guy will be in 911
the guys around him said are u stupid the guy said well i feel stupid but i’m not stupid
im not doing this cause i just riped my pants and just to ask why did you two dare me to do this this is my new pants i broght today and mom is going to take my money away cause I JUST RIPED THEM!!
I’m trying to reach ten feet, but so far I’ve only got two!
Hope my pants don’t tear up….
thats going to hurt in the morning
wow hes doing the nutcracker
It’s better than riding on a horse for a day and a half!
Yo, dude! Do you know a Tailor?
awwww, that feels much better!
this hurts more than the funky chiken
Sing your partner round and round then you OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna feel that inthe mornen
it took hank to realike that the ground was an optical illusion
look im a cheerl eader
For years, Lanny enjoyed immense popularity as “the Human Limbostick”, but his career came to a screeching halt when the settlers were challenged by the native
“Tall People With Really Spiky Hair” tribe.
The Hole in the barn is about…yea long-
YIKES!!! BURNING PAIN!!!
I SIGNED UP FOR COWBOY LESSONS, NOT GYMNASTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
“Just take the picture already honny im geting a cramp”
RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP! ok… fine. so I can’t stick my legs over my head and across my back in a split on 2 stools. BUT YOU STILL OWE ME A NEW PAIR OF PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom never said not to stand on TWO of my chairs, did she?
BREAKITDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I bet you 1$ that you can’t do the splits for 10 sec.”
“Your on… 1, 2,3,4,5,6,7 rip ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok you win but what about my pants?
OW!!!…… Oh, never mind……It still hurts a little. Oh, well…………………….OW!!! Hey, You over there, go get some ice…… cool. I wonder if I could play the banjo up here?!
Okay, who pulled the stools apart!?
im gonig to invent a cool game all the kids will play. ill call it…
OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The gymnastics back in 1956.
“Hey Jim, you know what that sound was?”
“Yea, it was my pants”
“Or my leg”
I CAN GO FURTHER!
Levi Strauss’ new stretch jeans.
OY! Prepare the ice!
how am i doing this?!?!?!?!
ow! o.k. I confess I’m not the most flexible person on earth
Pull away the chairs on three. One…two…
See folks, this is what you look like when you’re on your horse too long. We’ll try to get him back to normal, but who knows…
“Ok, who put the starch in my pants?”
Told ya I could do the splits!
This is a game that didn’t quite make it into the “How To Book.”
You think i can be in the record book for the first man to do the splits without hurting himself?
[Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.Ow.(Guy doing splits.)] [We told you so.(Men on right.)][Dad, mom’s gona be maaad.(Kid on left.)][Maybe I shouldn’t have told him to stretch like this.(Man on left)][This is hilarious.(Little kids on left)] This guy is doing splits to stretch his legs for a race.
[To the tune of “Iron Man”] I am Rubber-Man! Stretching over chairs in my Rubber Pants! See the children stare! The man on the right nailed me to the chair! (not to mention I’m a midget in some fake foam legs)
all right a new stretching record for men
that’s the last time I try to get a stuck kite with a prankster around!
Hey! Push those chairs back!
what? a hole in my pants? where?
“Alright, now that i’ve made it to the left and the right, how do I get back to the left side?”
“You kids may think this is funny, but when that space-ship the Twin Pines family were talking about, it’ll hurt.” said Mom.
The new leader for the Senior Citizen Fitness program.
Aw man… I split my pans again!
Ow ow ow! I told you not to move the chairs!
Hey this is my yoga routine, stop taking pictures!
SIGN: WELCOME TO HILLBILLY CIRCUS
… And this is why your great-great Grandpa Joe had to have surgery.
Jedediah was also an olympic pig wrestler.
Ow.
Ouch! I knew I couldn’t jump to the other chair!
He ‘s going to FEEL it tomarrow after these 5 hours
and its the splits olympics contestant 1 is dave Mcshane
These pants are REALLY strechy. Are they made of elastic?
that guy said i would be famous for this but all i see is 7 people and a dog!
i hate that guy!
>:^(E
HEY MOM, I CAN DO THE SPLITS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
are you sure you guys think i’ll get bigger?!
geez guys, thanks for helping but i’m getting too old
i think it took him a split second to get johnny in this situation
Oh you cant touch this oh yea!
My mom and dad told me to join the circus butt i told them that i was , like so much better doin the splits!
!!!!!???=(
heyuk. this makes me feel like my stomic after I ate ma’s supper!!
“Look at me!!! 1, 2, skip a few, 99 ,100” Later ………1,000,000,000…… Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Oughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.I want Mommmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! old man doing the splits!
pa:I’m so lucky I’m getting 1,423,758,363 $ after this. son: no dad our agreement was if you do this I give 25 cents. pa: oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Loooooooooooooook at my amazing acrobatics.
I wish we had the money for an X-Box 360.
someone could tell me these are swivel chairs
oh when this is over i get 1 thousand dollars.
I think I just heard a rip?
I meant block the train with a string! Ow! Thats gotta hurt!!!!!!!
OW OW OW OW.
“Yes!!!! I set the guinness world record for doing splits for the longest time!”
son tip me over i cant get up.
HAMMER TIME!
Pa:What do you think your doin’? This is a dang tootin’ farm. Not gymnastics!
He’s gonna need a LOT of tylenol.
“about time cheerleading came in handy”
pull a little farther back on that chair Jimmy if he falls he’ll never do it again!!
OK, I did the split. where’s the money you promised in the bet?
OUCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I guess I’m not superman
I think Davis spent a little too much time at the Splits University…
Bob: OWWWWWW the pain it hurts. Billy:Dad look at bob. Joe: I knew it was a bad idea.
I guess that’s what you can do after riding two horses…at the same time!
Ouch that had to hurt
That’s got’a hurt! I bet he said:OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!
I bet that’s where people got :GYMNASTICS!
Now this is how to do yoga!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhh, what a great way to start out the morning! and when you come to think about it: a great way to learn gymnastics!
Nice way to die. Thats got to hurt. Thats gona hurt in the morning.
Hey, I bet I can make people do this too by selling aerobic tapes! Wouldn’t that be great? Ha!
this is what happen when I need to think
If this doesn’t get me in the circus, I don’t know what will. Maybe I could try doing this on my tractor.
come and wach our gyimnastics show
hey Julia! look at th-OWWWW! Julia:oh brother! Max: I think I did this for nothing…’
I guess this is what comes of trying the long jump over two chairs!!
I think I pulled a musle
This will hurt in the mornin’
Help!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes, you just got to do something when your REALLY bored.
Ow! This spit hurts me. Rip!!!
I think he’s stuck
Ladies and gentlemen! Do not try this at home! Okay boys! Bring out,”The Blade!”
look,Ican do the splits
this is gonna hurt in the morning!
“Don’t you dare move that chair!”
This is a requirement for the Stretching merit badge, I presume?
oooh why did I ever steal from the shop
The town of Painesville couldn’t afford a real limbo bar, so they had to make do.
Did I just hear a rip?!?
Ye call this relaxing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoo, lets rock and roll ,even though I’m on a chair
poor jim thought that he could accomplish the worlds biggest split….unfortunatly it didn;t work out as planned
am i conditioned enough for the olimpics YET??
I forgot my belt and this is the only way I can keep my pants up!
look ma. no hands
Come on Hank! Only two more inches and u’ll have beat Jim here’s reccord! *CRACK!!*
Oh well, u almost had it Hank! I’ll go call the doctor…
ok guys… one, two, three… PULL!!!
As you can see before there was such thing as hiking… people pulled splits for kicks!
Have you taken the picture yet?
Why is everybody just standing there? Somebody help me i’m all cramped up!
wow!that looks awsome!(as long as he doesn’t rip his pants.)
this doesnt hurt, its a new picture pose
I have heard about stretching before races but this is ridiculous
almost there….. Ouch! that’s too far!
Come on Chuck, just stretch your feet a little bit farther and you’ll win the world record of being the most flexible person in the world!!!!!!
Chuck:WHAT?!?!?! WORLD RECORDS ARENT INVENTED YET!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙁
That stuff has been on AFV lots of times tom begeron would say “now hes a girl” :-}
this is going hurt in the morning…
yeap, its true its impossble for your toung to touch your feet
Ouhe ouch Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How long do I half to do this???????!!!!!!!!
London bridge is falling down, falling down no kid do not pull the chairs ow!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if I’ll make the gymnastics team this year.
I was Just standin on these chairs when these guys slid them farther away from me so I think I just ruptured my spleen
OUCH!!! Not the legs!! Well, at least not my ar…OUCH!!!!!! 🙁
that’s not good for your spleen
GUYS MOVE THE CHAIRS BEFORE I BREAK IN HALF!!!!!!!!
I know i shouldn’t have done this next time i’ll listen to my mom
WHAT THE… How did i get here?
Red Bull Gives You Wings!!!
the first circus ever!
I didn’t know those chairs had wheels.
ARRGH! I think I’ll have to change my stage-name to “Busted Keaton”!
I knew I could get up on these chairs if I tried. Now don’t move the chairs. I said, OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!, don’t move the chairs.
That hurt so bad i cut the cheese.
“Oh, yeah, just tryin’ to impress the ladies.”
I think I’m STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!(clunk) oops Help!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! HURY UP AND TAKE THE PICTURE, IT’S STARTING TO HURT!!!!
Crazy man:I think I just ripped my spleen in Two.Girl:Cool. Can I have one?
He is doing Exercise.
Just thought I’d rest a moment…
Ahh……help sombody…call 911
Wow i thought that i was standing one second then BAM!!! i was doing the splits! Someone go get me an icepack. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
I feel young again and… hey… what are you doing? No don’t move the chair!!!!!!! Don’t MO– ow.
I’ve got to stop eating so many bananas!
how low can you go
that hurts.
ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that hurts.
I believe I’m Flexible!!
Mom says I should be a cheerleader. I said “try-outs are tommorow.”
im doiin the splts man
thats how I like it
I think I broke something and its not pretty
I think I’ll sign up for boyscouts next time instead of the gymnastics team!!
A’m i on a mount Everest?
oh-oh I slipped because the chairs were greasy!
Don’t worry I’m doing it for the money
Why did you pull that chair away?/!
1910 Tiny Tim was the first to use and demonstrate a ‘generation gap’.
EEEEE…I think I ripped some cartilage!
OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WEGIE! (I hate it when this happens!)
ow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the guys think he’s going to fall on his butt!
Hooo this smarts. stuff like this here happens when attempiting the first humon bridge.
OUH… A SHOULDN’T OF TOOK THAT YOGA CLASS!!!!!!!!!
IDIN’T KNOW I WOULD HAVE TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wonder what for lunch…
OW! Camp! I was doing a split and I got a cramp!
i’m a real ballirina
Kids don’t you dare pull those chairs out from underneath me!
that bull just want under my legs!!
yaha, more whiskey – NOW
Okay, I hate this……………I REALLY hate this!! Son, howd’ ya talk me inta this??!!!………………….Ouch
Ow….Okay hurry and take the picture son…………….son? Hello? Momma? hey where is everybody? hheeeeelllllp!!!
FLASH
I CAN’T HOLD THIS POSE MUCH LONGER!!!!
SEE YOU CAN TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS
OW! i nearly ripped legs off!
i cirisly dont know how i ended up like this i went to sleep in my bed and i woke up like this owwwwwww now how do i get down
I told momma not to put so much startch in my pants! I’ll never get these pants loosened up.
Almost there….okay this is as far as I can go. Hurry! Take the picture!
Big sigh, entertainment is so not worth $2.50 a hour!
Today is national strechin’ day.
ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok no more!!!!!
and at that moment Billy Bob Jr. thought to himself that he sure had a lot to live up to!
Wife: Honey, one more inch and you’ll break the record for “World’s Akwardest Picture”
I’m trying to look like it dosen’t hurt but dang this hurts so bad
Can you please inform me how to play musical chairs?
OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m training for the 1876 Olympics in the men’s gymnastics competition!
And to think I cant do a summersault
OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! i was standing on those chairs why did you pull ’em!?
boy: sorry Pa, i just wanted to see if you can do the splits so i can take a photo of you and put it online!
Pa: NO DON”T DO IT!
camera: *FLASH*
let’s party!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop! You’re killing me!
Told ya he couldn’t do the splits all the way.
It’s gonna be dificult to get out of this position.
EEEEE…I think I ripped some cartilage.
…and I’ve never been in gymnastics…
Hey I’m guy not girl what did u expect?
Ow… my backbone
im doing it for the triathalon!
“Stretch to the limit, with bend n’ stretch Mr. Fantastic!”
Oh no! Any way I go down I`ll have to do the splits!
they must have been real bored and not travelled much.
yeah, now you know the effects of good-old booze in the old west
out with the bad air,in with the good, out with the bad, in with the good, now for the perfect splits
OWWWW
git that chair away, Miriam im trying to impress young flannagen
That’s why I don’t do dares!
I wish you would stop putting those rockets in MY barn!!!!!!!
Well….. this is awkward…….
Look at my dance! la la la la OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
a man doing a split
this really hurts!! Now get me DOWN!!!!!!!
my famaly around me told me to stand on 2 chairs, and they all pulled them both out from under me and they all laughed and forced me to take a picture!!!!! HHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please.
Annnnnnd, you do the hokeypokey and you stretch until you cry, that’s what its all about!
LOOK ITS THE GATEWAY ARCH
yaaaay, I think i’m made of rubber
This is sooo cool I can see for miles…..don’t move the chairs!!! DON”T MOVE THE..oooow, ok now I can only see my leg!!
what a great new way to exercise
wow I never knew that I could stretch this far!!!!!!!!!!!
If srceeming and doing the splits don’tbring the cows home nothing will!
He was standing on two chairs and (Much closer together.) he slipped and Whamm! he was doing the splits! 😉
I want to try that:)
Well, you see, I was trying to get ontop of the barn, and one thing led to another, and I really need your help!
Okay there are a few thing that need to be said about this. First of all, that guy had better be pray’n that some angery gopher pop up right under him at the center at full force, second, I wana know how on earth he got in that type of a situation, third, I hope he has his zipper done, and fourth, that wagon behind him had better not roll down (this last one is just for his sake).
He`s doing the numa numa dance.
I was standing on the chairs and they moved so I did the splits!
They drank a lot of whiskey in the old west…. a lot of whiskey.
Slide the chairs together, QUICK!!!!
told you i could do it. help how do i get down
This is going to hurt!!!
The things people do for publicity!
I’m trying out for gymnastics and I need to stretch out!
“come on dad, feel the burn! You call your self a tough cow boy? *RRRRRIIIIIPPPP* ok shows over (dad i think next time we shoud do this on private.)
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that must hurt
Jebediah hoped that his amazing flexibilty would win him a place in the 1844 Olympics.
Do the limbo!
If we all do the splits in a circle, we’ll have the cows corraled in no time.
This trick is sure to impress the cowboys down at the saloon.