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51 Comments on Write a funny caption for this photo

  1. Wolfman // January 27, 2016 at 6:41 pm // Reply

    Man, I can’t stand vomiting! It got so bad that that one got out alive!

  2. CoolCat // January 27, 2016 at 6:38 pm // Reply

    Get off! your making me cross-eyed!

  3. FrootLooper12247340 // January 27, 2016 at 4:54 pm // Reply

    Just a little more and my nose will be picked!!!

  4. Parker H. // January 27, 2016 at 4:12 pm // Reply

    There’s a booger write there.

  5. Wolfpack // January 27, 2016 at 3:45 pm // Reply

    Just one more step…

  6. Chipmunk // January 27, 2016 at 2:45 pm // Reply

    Ha-ha you can’t see me

  7. ------can'tsaymyname // January 27, 2016 at 1:02 pm // Reply

    Okay, listen up. Make sure no other lizard sees yo… Oh yum!!!

  8. Faceplant // January 27, 2016 at 1:02 pm // Reply

    Great headmassage, thanks

  9. Wisdom // January 27, 2016 at 9:47 am // Reply

    The perfect lunch, a insect almost the size of my head.

  10. lowcountryboy // January 27, 2016 at 9:45 am // Reply

    You’re not my Uber driver!

  11. A_1970s_Narwhal // January 26, 2016 at 10:03 pm // Reply

    Patience you must have, young padawan…

  12. Greninjakid // January 26, 2016 at 9:48 pm // Reply

    I never knew my food smelt like this!

  13. Mr.Scoutzzzz // January 26, 2016 at 8:50 pm // Reply

    I think I’m about to sneeze

  14. ohwhale // January 26, 2016 at 8:35 pm // Reply

    Airport security has really gotten out of hand.

  15. Sancvir // January 26, 2016 at 8:17 pm // Reply

    I wonder how I am going to eat this one.

  16. FireDwarf15 // January 26, 2016 at 8:14 pm // Reply

    Wow! Fast Food!

  17. I love nintendo games 22 // January 26, 2016 at 7:49 pm // Reply

    I Think I just found my lunch.

  18. YoYoJoe // January 26, 2016 at 7:48 pm // Reply

    You are really bugging me…

  19. Dauntless44 // January 26, 2016 at 7:37 pm // Reply

    Hello fellow partner.Psst Why did you dress in the cricket suit I thought we were going out Bearded Dragon and Iguana.

  20. That_Guy_007 // January 26, 2016 at 6:49 pm // Reply

    Maybe I won’t be seen…

  21. dragonborn // January 26, 2016 at 5:48 pm // Reply

    prepare to be amzed

  22. billyijoe // January 26, 2016 at 5:38 pm // Reply

    Hey Todd how is the view

  23. beeice // January 26, 2016 at 5:36 pm // Reply

    look! My very own nose cleaner!

  24. King // January 26, 2016 at 4:17 pm // Reply

    I tried to eat him,and he jumped on me?! What’s with this guy?

  25. King // January 26, 2016 at 4:16 pm // Reply

    I tried to eat him,and he jumped on me?!

  26. Luigiman // January 26, 2016 at 9:18 am // Reply

    They become bigger every time!

  27. Pedon33 // January 26, 2016 at 7:36 am // Reply

    Hey stop bugging me!

  28. Peter // January 26, 2016 at 7:28 am // Reply

    Hello,buggy bro.

  29. ThePike // January 25, 2016 at 11:37 pm // Reply

    ….Now where did that grasshopper go???

  30. Crazy Scout // January 25, 2016 at 9:59 pm // Reply

    Don’t even think about it!

  31. NascarGuy // January 25, 2016 at 9:25 pm // Reply

    A nice rock to sit on.
    Wait, since when do rocks eat me?!?!

  32. me // January 25, 2016 at 9:06 pm // Reply

    so ,, can i eat you now ? please

  33. QUIDDITCH 14000 🏈🏈🏈 Carolina Panthers // January 25, 2016 at 8:13 pm // Reply

    Don’t make me sneeze oh by the way is it windy up there .

  34. The Darth // January 25, 2016 at 7:59 pm // Reply

    wait for it, wait for it…

  35. BenjaminTieGuy // January 25, 2016 at 7:28 pm // Reply

    I’m at 7 seconds, almost a new record. And world record!

  36. BenjaminTieGuy // January 25, 2016 at 7:24 pm // Reply

    This is so embarrassing, get off before the guys are here.

  37. Sups // January 25, 2016 at 7:19 pm // Reply

    Hold it! Hold it ! Hold it! And SNEEZE!!!!

  38. Foxy The Pirate Fox // January 25, 2016 at 7:17 pm // Reply

    Hey food can I eat you

  39. Sups // January 25, 2016 at 7:16 pm // Reply

    ok Mr. patient! I see where you stuck the worm in your nostril. Remember food is not a toy!

  40. Foxy The Pirate Fox // January 25, 2016 at 7:16 pm // Reply

    You are my grass hopper shield

  41. Mr_Mayfoul // January 25, 2016 at 5:14 pm // Reply

    Where did he go?

  42. Anonymous // January 25, 2016 at 5:13 pm // Reply

    Where did he go?

  43. Mr. Munch // January 25, 2016 at 4:34 pm // Reply

    Just thought that I should drop in for a visit!

  44. JEDI_KNIGHT // January 25, 2016 at 2:46 pm // Reply

    Judge me by my size, do you?

  45. First-class scouter // January 25, 2016 at 1:53 pm // Reply

    Who cares about the thug life. The way things are going for me I only care about the bug life

  46. banjo37 // January 25, 2016 at 1:18 pm // Reply

    Does anyone else smell grasshopper? Or is it just me?

  47. leslie // January 25, 2016 at 8:11 am // Reply

    i ordered fast food! Not hopping food!

  48. gazebo // January 24, 2016 at 10:38 pm // Reply

    Have you heard the tale about the lizard who suddenly, just felt, like he had to sneeze…?

  49. ASDFdude // January 24, 2016 at 9:25 pm // Reply

    “How’s it going, Mr. Iguana?”

  50. halo23020 // January 24, 2016 at 9:09 pm // Reply

    Like my new pet?

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