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What’s going on in this picture? What is that grasshopper doing and what is the lizard thinking?

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50 Comments on Write a funny caption for this photo

  1. Lizard: “if I don’t move he can’t see me”

  2. What did I say about playing with your food?

  3. “I made a new friend! He wants me to join him for dinner.”

  4. Sc0ut5 4 lif3 // February 24, 2016 at 8:16 am // Reply

    Aw, c’mon man, just let me take a bite! Please?

  5. I ……. Just ………… Can’t ………… Reach!

  6. Scratch just a little to the right… that’s it.

  7. ScoutZillow1 // February 22, 2016 at 6:05 pm // Reply

    I’ve got you right where I want you!

  8. My nose is itchy.

  9. If I could just open my mouth!

  10. Hello… Is it me you’re lookin for?

  11. How many times must I tell you? We
    Shall never be compatible.

  12. How many times do I have to tell you? We are not and never will be compatible.

  13. Boyscout4life // February 16, 2016 at 6:21 pm // Reply

    Joe I told you I am very tempted to eating your kind and I don’t think I can hold off much longer. SAVE YOUR SELF!!!!

  14. trust me

  15. (Grasshopper) – “Onward we must get to the city of bugs!”
    (Iguana) – “I’m right behind you – or uh under you – WHO CARES JUST SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE CITY OF BUGS!!!!!!!”

  16. I wish I had a longer tongue…

  17. be the bush, be the bush, i have you now grasshopper

  18. just scoot down a little more

  19. BigfootHunter101 // February 9, 2016 at 7:59 pm // Reply

    he cant eat me if he dosent see me…. wait he can smell…right?

  20. Wait, wait, WAIT, STAY BOY

  21. BOY man Boy MAn // February 7, 2016 at 3:17 pm // Reply

    I ain’t yo brother

  22. We have a nature show and the lizard is going to eat the bug any second…. any second… any second?

  23. You can run but you can’t hide

  24. singerboy891 // February 2, 2016 at 8:20 pm // Reply

    This bug is tickling me!

  25. if he can’t see me, he can’t eat me. MWAHAHA!

  26. Shhhh! You’re going to blow my cover!

  27. I thought you knew that only dogs do that.

  28. Would you please stop bugging me?

  29. Giantsfan999 // February 1, 2016 at 6:27 pm // Reply

    When i said I’d give you a head start, this isn’t what I meant.

  30. daredevil’s first stunt[and last!]

  31. oh! is that a grasshopper yuumm!

  32. Now where did that pesky little bug go

  33. A little closer… A little closer… SNAP!

  34. Am going to ride you

  35. Be a statue. He will go away.

  36. Maybe he WONT see me…

  37. GuppehsWorld // January 31, 2016 at 11:01 pm // Reply

    Okay, maybe he won’t see me…

  38. Evantheworst // January 31, 2016 at 10:49 pm // Reply

    How much longer till I’m dead?

  39. I don’t remember ordering takeout

  40. Withermuffin // January 31, 2016 at 8:18 pm // Reply

    This staring contest is unfair! He doesn’t have any eyelids!

  41. I love this new seat. It vibrates!

  42. Offthewall06 // January 31, 2016 at 7:10 pm // Reply

    Hey, can you scratch that spot for me?

  43. Stop nosing around

  44. This shoe ain’t big enough for both of us, insect.

  45. MinecraftMark 42 // January 31, 2016 at 4:28 pm // Reply

    This isn’t the bug your looking for.

  46. QuestionMark? // January 31, 2016 at 4:24 pm // Reply

    I thought this was supposed to be fast food!

  47. BrosAndArrows // January 31, 2016 at 4:21 pm // Reply

    The struggle is real

  48. ready or not hear i come to eat you, found you,
    nom nom nom

  49. Has anybody seen my dinner?

  50. Finally! Good bug phone reception!

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