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  1. Help…I…Missed…my…TRAIN…

  2. Here goes snail train express,5 more hours tell we get to home.

  3. FunnyScout // April 9, 2022 at 11:01 am // Reply

    So close, yet still so far.

  4. VancouverLuke // February 8, 2022 at 12:30 pm // Reply

    So this is what EMD and GE are making nowadays…

  5. I’m gonna prove that snails can deliver the mail

  6. love boys life or die // January 31, 2022 at 9:39 pm // Reply

    end of the rail for him

  7. Why do I get such bad reviews it’s not like I’m slow or anything

  8. I think I hear a train…

  9. Only 50 more miles to go.

  10. Almost there YES!!! Finally after 22 days of traveling I have reached the 12 inches mark!

  11. Ummm how ‘bout no!

  12. The train will be here in 12 hours… I’d better start moving.

  13. When he realizes the non-rumble strip is rumbling

  14. i’m enjoying my day garden

  15. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ // September 27, 2021 at 11:14 am // Reply


  16. I am trying to beat the really kind choo choo in a race.

  17. TheAlphaBoy7 // June 22, 2021 at 4:49 pm // Reply

    I missed my train!

  18. Yeet Boooooiiiii // June 1, 2021 at 11:58 am // Reply

    I’m getting a different train next time, this one’s to slow.

  19. Electric snail // May 24, 2021 at 4:49 pm // Reply

    The one time I’m not TIED to the tracks I go to SLOW to get away!

  20. turbo in a nutshell be like

  21. I’m afraid of heights….

  22. “I…need…to.catch my…train…. WAIT UP”!

  23. joke master // May 5, 2021 at 9:09 am // Reply

    No train,car,jet or lamborghini can beat me because Im SUPER-SNAIL oh a train passed me, WAIT WHAT!!??

  24. SnazzyChicken25 // April 30, 2021 at 8:52 am // Reply

    Surly i will win the race!

  25. Remember our hero, He lived a long life, But caused an explosion killing people, on the train.

    Every single train now has to be able to not trip.

  26. New record! A 1,000,000,000 minute mile! Only 299 miles to go!

  27. blackhawk10 // April 6, 2021 at 10:31 am // Reply

    woah that looks high!!!

  28. Submitted by A // March 26, 2021 at 12:48 pm // Reply

    I’ve been working on the railroad, all the live long day…

  29. BoyScoutTF2 // March 26, 2021 at 2:49 am // Reply

    Snail Mail
    Gone Too Far

  30. Pffff. Like a train could catch up to this bad boy.

  31. the one, the only, the me // March 3, 2021 at 8:26 pm // Reply

    They stop for cows, they should stop for me to

  32. O JEEZ OH JEEZ OH- x_X

    In loving memory of the Rail Snail

  33. If I want to get to the next station before the train hits me I better find another plan

  34. I’m the Snail on The Rail!!

  35. The train snail // February 8, 2021 at 11:00 am // Reply

    Bugs! Im going as fast as i can.

  36. The train snail // February 8, 2021 at 10:59 am // Reply

    Bugs! Im going as fast as i can

  37. Keeep on goin’…. Keeep on goin’…. Keeep on goin’….

  38. I know that I’m a snail. I know these are train tracks. But I don’t know that I’m a snail on train tracks.

  39. gotta ngh go ngh fast

  40. Kids these days… With all of their tracks and wheels…

  41. *bullet train goes past train when snail blinks*
    Snail: C’mon, coward! Race me if you dare!

  42. how am i going to get down i might fall cmers!!!!

  43. travel master // January 22, 2021 at 9:01 am // Reply

    almost there

  44. Gotta get across, gotta get across, gotta get across! Oh, TRAIN!!!!!!!!

  45. Snail I think you might want to finish that track tour

  46. aaahhh!!! a train

  47. I’m just slugging my day on a railroad with no harm needed #WahooNoTrain!

  48. Why did the snail cross the railroad?

  49. ‘Ah,ha,ha,ha staying alive, staying alive’

  50. Plz don’t crack my shell

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