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50 Funny Thanksgiving Day Jokes and Comics

Happy Thanksgiving Day! Here’s a plateful of Thanksgiving jokes by Scout Life readers that will make you thankful you have a funny bone instead of a wishbone on Turkey Day. Do you know a funny Thanksgiving joke? Click here to send your joke to us.

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Comic by Daryll Collins

Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Phil: Why?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

Joke submitted by John W., Hoschton, Ga.

Pablo: What material did the turkey use to build a driveway?
Carson: Not a clue.
Pablo: Gobblestones.

Joke submitted by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina

Comic by Scott Nickel

Cresencio: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Amber: What?
Cresencio: “Wing! Wing!”

Joke submitted by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California

Pearl: What do you call a running turkey?
Ally: I haven’t the foggiest.
Pearl: Fast food!

Joke submitted by Pearl C., Rancho Cucamonga, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

Joke submitted by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii

Comic by Scott Nickel

Ayn: What animal has the worst eating habits?
Karla: The pig?
Ayn: Nope. The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!

Joke submitted by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Penn.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Mary: I haven’t a clue.
Charles: Peach gobbler!

Joke submitted by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Cresencio: Why do turkeys eat so little?
Max: I don’t know.
Cresencio: Because they are always stuffed.

Joke submitted by Cresencio A., Norwalk, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before Thanksgiving dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.

Joke submitted by Eric Z., Spokane,Wash.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Kyle: What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?
Brett: I’m puzzled!
Kyle: The drumsticks.

Joke submitted by Brett B., Manhattan, Kan.

Comic by Scott Nickel

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

Joke submitted by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jeremy: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Sammy: I don’t know.
Jeremy: A turkey.

Joke submitted by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio

Comic by Scott Nickel

Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
Jake: Beats me.
Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Joke submitted by Danny Z., Sandwich, Mass.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Joe: Beats me.
Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!

Joke submitted by Billy S., Dover, Mass.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Will: What?
Luke: “Google, google, google.”

Joke submitted by Luke C., College Station, Tex.


Josh: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
David: Tell me.
Josh: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!

Joke submitted by David B., Quaker Hill, Conn.
Comic by Daryll Collins

Comic by Scott Nickel

A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”

Joke submitted by Ted M., Sayreville, N.J.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Jeremy: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Eric: Tell me.
Jeremy: Your nose.

Joke submitted by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio


Comic by Scott Nickel

Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Ordep: What?
Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”

Joke submitted by Svenju B., Shawnee, Okla.

Comic by Van Scott

Caleb: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Caitlyn: What?
Caleb: A turkey.

Joke submitted by Caleb M.


Comic by Bill Thomas

Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Adam: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.

Joke submitted by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Mich.

Comic by Daryll Collins

Robert: Which bird is best at bowling?
Chrystal: I don’t know.
Robert: A turkey.

Joke submitted by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kan.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?
Zach: I give up!
Leighton: “Wobble, wobble!”

Joke submitted by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.

Chas: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
Tom: What kind?
Chas: Plymouth Rock!

Joke submitted by Chas K., Appleton, Wis.


Comic by Scott Nickel

Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?

Joke submitted by Stephanie R., Chittenango, N.Y.

Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Jerry: I don’t know. What?
Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.

Joke submitted by Patricia J., Warrens, Wis.


Comic by Jon Carter

Pedro: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
Westy: What are you serving now?
Pedro: Squash.

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro

Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
Jay: Which one?
Justin: Fangs-giving!

Joke submitted by Justin T., Los Angeles, Calif.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Pedro: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they be known for?
Pee Wee: I have no idea.
Pedro: Their age!

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro

Kevin: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Jake: I don’t know. What?
Kevin: Lucky.

Joke submitted by Austin H., Schnecksville, Penn.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Pee Wee: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Pedro: Yes, of course! A building can’t jump at all.

Joke submitted by Pedro the Mailburro

Keith: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Faith: I’m stumped.
Keith: Leftovers!

Joke submitted by Keith J., Sierra Vista, Arizona


Comic by Daryll Collins

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52 Comments on 50 Funny Thanksgiving Day Jokes and Comics

  1. Cooldude 😎 // December 24, 2020 at 6:56 pm // Reply

    These jokes are awesome 😀

  2. Awesome

  3. Ha ha! I liked the “I dreamed I was dinner!! I dreamed l was desert!!” comic.

  4. The jokes are awesome🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  5. all the jokes are funny’s good job guys 😂🤣🤣

  6. I liked the grinch one and the tons of online followers one the most.

  7. haha the second joke made me laugh so hard i fell out of my chair!

  8. Vickiwicki11@() // November 29, 2020 at 7:19 pm // Reply

    These jokes are fun please make more

  9. funny… but were do you get them they are funny.I know one the jokes

  10. I really liked the jocks

  11. ❤️𝓡𝓲 𝓡𝓲❤️ // November 26, 2020 at 3:07 pm // Reply

    It was so funny hahaha! I am 8 and my brother and my brother is 25 he did not understand any of them but he still laughed though. Those like comics were sooo funny! I laughed so hard. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

  12. Grampa and grama gee // November 26, 2020 at 9:05 am // Reply

    These love all the thanksgiving jokes. I read all of them and they are all grrrrreat,, thanks for sharing them!,,

  13. what is a key that has legs and cant open doors

  14. Really bad jokes. Even for kids

  15. I love the comics!!

  16. super funny!

  17. This jokes make me laught alot

  18. xxreadytodiexx6 // November 25, 2020 at 9:47 am // Reply

    this was funny i was cracking up

  19. funny jokes

  20. I was sharing this with my class LOL

  21. Cute unicorn // November 25, 2020 at 7:55 am // Reply

    I got in trouble for disrupting the class by laughing to loud.

  22. Love the Humor!!

  23. most of these jokes are fire you guys rock(:

  24. Funny

  25. These were so cool and funny that I had to use them at thanksgiving

  26. so funny~!

  27. LOL

  28. thats funny!The second one is my favorite.

  29. iiSunsetMoon // November 24, 2020 at 9:00 am // Reply

    I couldn’t stop laughing!

  30. me neither

  31. These were good

  32. its soo funny I love these jokes.

  33. Jordyn/jaybird // November 24, 2020 at 7:29 am // Reply

    ahhh theses are coool i can see in my mind

  34. Potato Daddy // November 23, 2020 at 1:15 pm // Reply

    Good job guys! Good jokes.

  35. luv these

  36. I got a joke what sound does a limping turkey make?
    Wobble, Wobble!

  37. They are the BEST jokes!

  38. LOL! All of the jokes are SO FUNNY! 🙂

  39. some of them are very very funny!🦃😂

  40. yo Theas jokes roll

  41. so funny jokes

  42. hahahaha so funny

  43. hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihi was laughing tooo hard in classsss

  44. Lol live these jokes I just got done making one… 👋🤪 #NEWEMOJI 👉🥸 😎

  45. REally good and funny

  46. i want more funny less boring but i know your doing your best keep it up

  47. hello bye funny

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