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25 Funny Mother’s Day Jokes

Make your mom laugh out loud with these funny Mother’s Day jokes. Hint: They’d be great inside that homemade card that you’re not going to forget to make for your mom.

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Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?
Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.
Mom No. 1: How does that help?
Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.

Joke submitted by Stephen C., Salem, Va.

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes, son.Why?
Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!

Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Chris: Why is a computer so smart?
Mom: It listens to its motherboard.

Joke submitted by Christopher W., Gladwyne, Pa.

Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?
Dad: No.
Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!

Joke submitted by Steven F. II, Naperville, Ill.

Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “Mom Cars” by Minnie Vann.

Joke submitted by Jakob S., Olathe, Kan.

Kendon: Why was the mother firefly so happy?
Bryan: Why?
Kendon: Because her children were all so bright.

Joke submitted by Kendon L., Elk Grove, Calif.

Comic by Scott Masear

Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.

Joke submitted by Matthew W. , San Antonio, Tex.

Doug: I think my mom’s getting serious about straightening up my room once and for all.
Dan: How do you know?
Doug: She’s learning to drive a bulldozer.

Joke submitted by Doug D., Wellington, Fla.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Ryan: Why did you chop the joke book in half?
John: Mom said to cut the comedy.

Joke submitted by John C., Granbury, Tex.

Erin: What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Fran: What?
Erin: “We’re gonna have a BB!”

Joke submitted by Erin K., Tallahassee, Fla.

Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
Harvey: I have no clue.
Joker: She heard he grew another foot!

Joke submitted by Matthew C., Gladstone, Mo.

A mother is trying to get her son to eat carrots. “Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says.

“How do you know?” the boy asks.

The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”

Joke submitted by Niles L., Acton, Mass.

Elephant: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Hippo: I give up.
Elephant: Because their kids have to play inside!

Joke submitted by Jake P., Omaha, Neb.

Matthew: What did the mother rope say to her child?
Jim: What?
Matthew: “Don’t be knotty.”

Joke submitted by Matthew C., DeRidder, La.

Daffynition: Minimum—A small mother.

Joke submitted by Matthew St., St. James, Mo.

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away.

“See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”

Joke submitted by William E., Morganton, N.C.

Jack: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Bill: What?
Jack: It’s time to go to sweep!

Joke submitted by Matt S. N., Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!

Joke submitted by Jake T., Worcester, Mass.

Robbie: Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
Bobbie: East?
Robbie: No. Larry.

Joke submitted by Robbie B., Quarryville, Pa.

Daffynition: Sweater—something you wear when your mother gets cold.

Joke submitted by Danny L., San Marcos, Calif.

Pee Wee: What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Westy: What?
Pee Wee: “Look, Ma! No hands!”

Joke submitted by Jairo S., Bakersfield, Calif.

Ben: How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?
Jerry: I dunno.
Ben: It was way past its threadtime!

Joke submitted by Rich P., Round Rock, Tex.


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59 Comments on 25 Funny Mother’s Day Jokes

  1. The arm rest // May 10, 2020 at 4:44 pm // Reply

    These jokes did not make me think mothers day, and they confused me a lot. I don’t like to complain about little things, but these jokes were not to good.

  2. cool

  3. We laughed about the rabbit wearing glasses one and liked the one, “look ma no hands”.

  4. Give us a break. I enjoyed them all, especially the one about Larry and his 3 brothers.

  5. Thumbs Up all the way!

  6. Tardigrade Princess // April 27, 2020 at 6:47 pm // Reply

    Mom: most of them were pretty clever
    Me: Uhhhhhhhhhh

  7. Tickle Monster // April 1, 2020 at 12:15 pm // Reply

    Some are funny. Some I don’t get. And I don’t understand how they’re Mother’s Day jokes.

  8. Cheifusername // March 19, 2020 at 8:02 am // Reply


  9. This made my mom not really laugh but it kind of did

  10. Snakes are venomous not poisonous.

  11. fdgcfghgcvydretuiyg // May 10, 2019 at 9:03 am // Reply


  12. I used one of your jokes in a mother’s d card

  13. Good jokes

  14. understood every joke very funny LOL 🙂

  15. ‼️‼️‼️ // December 20, 2017 at 8:42 pm // Reply

    Some were funny but most weren’t

  16. ‼️‼️‼️ // December 20, 2017 at 8:41 pm // Reply

    None of my sisters laughed at them. But I thought some of them were funny 😆

  17. serious dude // May 4, 2017 at 3:49 am // Reply

    Loved every one, maybe because its stars wars day.

  18. some are funny but i couldnot understood some

  19. i love the forigen lanuage one LOL UU

  20. Aww

  21. so funny

  22. The meat pole // June 19, 2016 at 3:25 pm // Reply

    These are super funny especially the kangaroo one it mad me cry by laughing 1 hour later and I was still crying lol.

  23. devonj3608 // May 8, 2016 at 3:24 pm // Reply

    Funny jokes

  24. puppylove // May 4, 2016 at 10:34 pm // Reply

    These are funny!

  25. Thanks for making me smile. I needed a smile today.

  26. I like the snake joke

  27. Those are pretty good. LOVE them. And my mom.

  28. i agree some are funny

  29. Lol

  30. I like the first one

  31. I liked #5
    It was funny

  32. Only one of them actually made me smile.. O.O

  33. Cheesy

  34. Hahahahaha!

  35. 🙂 🙂

    yup that is great 🙂

  36. lol nice

  37. like it

  38. real cheesy! 🙂

  39. Its kinda funny

  40. Love money // July 11, 2015 at 11:52 pm // Reply

    I love my mom

  41. very funny jokes i love it

  42. OMG my mom was cracking up!Say,the first 1 didn’t make sense,PLZ remove that.

  43. love the jokes,very funny

  44. verry verry funny ha ha ha ha

  45. not much funny

  46. the jokes were pretty good!

  47. They were funny but some were not

  48. It is funny but short

  49. I need to do that

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